It’s put a new spin on the Llama section at Knowsley Safari Park.
Well in though Jimmy, hope all goes well :cool2:
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Well that's a bad start, me dad's just had a heart attack, just got the call in work
Say that to his face and he'll clock you with his pint of milk.
I tried my wedding ring on my other hand and it got stuck, so I made it worse trying to get it off and it swelled up and went all purple. It was absolutely horrendous, so I had to get my dad to pick me up and he used a Dremel to cut it off. It was the most terrifying, nerve-wracking experience of my life. Mongle of the year award goes to me and it ain't even 24hrs in yet.
Surely if it went on, you could have lubricated it off?
Using a Dremel could have gone disastrously wrong! I hope someone was filming it, just in case.
Magic. :face:
My god. Dude. Why did you try to put it back on anyway??
It got worse than that, by the way. Videos coming up.
https://youtu.be/6EvPnQdpe7w
https://youtu.be/sY4OvuZMrxc
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Look at how he sits. :gay:
We should rename that one, btw.
In fairness I nearly passed out from the pain of doing the thread trick for the 7th time. It felt like my finger was being crushed, burned and skinned at the same time.
I crossed my legs so I could nervously twitch my foot.
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lmao at that Beadle hand.
Mahow, you are off the hook/claw.
For fuck's sake. :D
So many amazing moments from both vids :D
I was too caught up in lolling at the perspective to realise that it actually explains why it never fit his other hand.
Glad yous find it so funny eh.
Simmer down Beadle.
It was. Great start to 2019. Your pops cough sounsd savage though Magic
"Maybe we should give this another go, love." <Hand explodes>
I was too busy flapping to see Jim's post.
Jim. :cool:
And lol at Lewis being so gammony.
Great entertainment Magic, and nice voice too.
Can we all stop telling Jimmy how to deal with this as if we have the faintest idea? I don't care where anybody puts their cock (as long as (If it's organic) it's human and of age). I also don't understand why anyone else does. BUT, we live in a world where a - not small - number of people absolutely do care, and it's Jimmy that is having to deal with that.
I get the vibe, which seems to be 'Fuk da haterz', and I agree, but surely Anyone that stops to actually think can see how it isn't that easy?
Oh, and Magic, your family seem pretty fucking cool. :cool:
I had no idea. All the best in dealing with whatever challenges it presents.
And with regards to the comparison (I don't know if your referencing prison or what the missus went through), they were at least isolated incidents. This is obviously more long term, but it's all relative. You just muster the strength you need to deal with the shit. You'll be fine.
Magic’s accent is fucking awful, btw. What on earth.
I know, neither of my parents were from here and then my dad and step-mum are English. I tried my best to adopt a local twang but dropped it when I started working in Perth at 19. Haven't looked back. Everyone thinks I'm from the central belt. :cool:
In my sphere of existence nobody seems to give the remotest fuck if you're gay, but God help you if you're a woman dealing with some of the older consultants.
Mate my accent isn't that bad for fuck sake.
Also me, my little sister and her lesbian mate spent all last night chatting. After I did my ironing, we spent about an hour doing 'yes/no guess' on Tinder for her, and also doing some light flirting with matches. Was quite fun to pretend to be a 17 y0 dyke, and almost makes me want to sign up. However, I could never reduce myself to being judged and slagged off by some cunt.