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Peter Crouch barely looks like a human being, nonetheless a footballer.
This is just going to turn into Giggles and Luca posting female footballers and upsetting Phonics.
I knew who this was going to be inspired by before even opening the thread.
He also doesn’t play like a footballer either.
Do Matt Le Tissier and Peter Beardsley count? I don't see them as playing professional sport for a living.
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My main conclusion while researching this 5/10 post was how much 99% of footballers really do look exactly like footballers.
Scott McTominay looks like something that isn't a footballer, but I'm not sure what. I get World War II vibes from him - I think he may have been either the victim or perpetrator of a truly terrible atrocity somewhere on the eastern front.
https://s.hs-data.com/bilder/spieler/gross/253488.jpg
Highlighted quite remarkably when the stereotypical footballer plays on the opposite wing.
Scott could have played the leading role in Sam Mendes’ 1917.
Targett is a good one. Matt from accounts.
Jim's post. :D
Alisson is dreamy.
Trifon Ivanov.
He's got skin like a meth addict.
Charlie Adam.
Looks more like a bricklayer who gets ripped all day.
I enjoy players like John McGinn and Adama Traore who really should be on the rugby field instead.
John McGinn is the personification of "wee guy".
https://gyazo.com/a3d1db2de212b083212b779fd14818d0.jpeg
Dario Hubner, ice-cream man in Newport.
Why am I getting tarred with the same brush as Luca?
:D
Poncy food pics.
Dan James should be a TikTok star.
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Nah, that's a classic shit footballer barnet.
No one looks more like a footballer than Jack Grealish.
Grealish’s haircut is up there among the best
He has footballers hair, which is like saying someone dresses like a wrestler.
He was never one of us. That’s too fine a mane and too English a face.
Don't fucking crop the best bit :hubba::hubba:
Zlatan is the most footballesque footballer that ever footballed. Grealish is an Englishman-at-an-Aussie-hostel LAD.
Always makes me think of A Bug's Life.
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I could reel off a list from the 90s but surely Julian Dicks was the most unlikely, and seemed to a bouncer at every club in the midlands in the noughties.
https://i.postimg.cc/W1pb3363/D0-AB6...A4881-EEE8.jpg
That lad with the long hair who either played for Man City reserves or their New York outfit who went viral. Can't remember his name so a search was fruitless. He looked like the washboard operator in a skiffle band.
Oh yes. Tommy McNamara :cool:
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He looks more like a footballer there, I was thinking of this picture:
https://i.ibb.co/tPZGRXs/C4-Fg7cd-WEAAO0-TF.jpg
The great Guy Butters:
https://seenews.net/wp-content/uploa...d0b559da6e.jpg
Although having seen the above picture. :D
Tommy McNamara is a dream team player.
Guy Butters might not look like a footballer, but he does look exactly like his name.
His body looks weirdly long, I don't like it.
He's like the bastard love child of Legolas and whatever the dwarf is called.
Taz?
If someone told me this was a female Canadian 50m breast stroke bronze medalist, I wouldn’t immediately doubt it.
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