September: Transfers! Southend! FOUR GAMES!!!!!!!!
Praise be, another tedious transfer window comes to a close. But not quite, we've still got a few more hours to go each slightly less thrilling than the last!
Meanwhile Southend's extended crisis continues as Ron Martin's wig is hoping, according to this, "an Australian chap" can buy the club. But fingers crossed The Rock hasn't fully ruled himself out yet!
Please find below a simulation of how I believe a Dwayne Johnson / Southend takeover would go:
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And lastly I am nothing if not a man of my word so here are FOUR games you should watch this weekend!
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