Inspired by Bruh's post, I figure even after people have posted Mugshots, you still have a seperate mental image of them. Time to share
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Inspired by Bruh's post, I figure even after people have posted Mugshots, you still have a seperate mental image of them. Time to share
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Why not WDTYELL?
Because no one would have aclue what the acronym means.
I want to know what Jimmy looks like
I’m going to guess that Jimmy looks like golfer Andy Sullivan with a beard.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
My mates thought you looked "really Aryan". Like, they weren't disputing your handsomeness, but some Hitler youth kinda vibes apparently.Quote:
Originally Posted by mugbull
I imagine that Giggles looks like Ron Dixon.
I presume there’s a different one than the former NY Giants receiver?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
For some reason my brain went to this Ron:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-con...40%2C337&ssl=1
Hahahahaha
Ah, Brookside.
Igor is closer actually.
I used to get that all the time, Central European blonde kid i guess. Now that I live in Sweden though everybody looks like that so I don't get called out on it anymore, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
I'm loathe to make any real tth Lookie-likie claims cus i've been ripped by my mates for years for my terrible shouts. The apex of this was probably when i tentatively said my old lodger:
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reminded me of:
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I think they just assumed i was playing up to my reputation and being a twat, but i was dead serious and i stand by it.
I'm convinced it must be some genetic thing that makes you see faces in a certain way, cus eventually the GROUP absorbed another lad who always agree with my shouts and vice versa. Bit like the way coriander tastes like soap for some people, except for facial features.
I'm a firm believer that there are maybe 10 or 15 types of face and everyone is just a variation on one of them.
Andy Mahowry: The guy from Office Space
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Baz: Just a picture of Baz, his ability to not age between 12 and 35 is burnt into my brain
bruhnaldo: Federico Macheda, no idea why.
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Dark Soldier: If you put the Sunglasses/Hat of Brad Pitt on the other guy from Fear and Loathing.
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dino: My friend Jascha
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Disco: White version of my Korean friend
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Foe: The not ginger one from Game On
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Giggles: Unlucky Alf but no tash and a flatcap
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Gray Fox: Bad David Beckham lookalike
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Henry: Matt Lucas but with Stubble on top and bottom
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Ian: The ginger from Game of Thrones.
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igor_balis: Despite having met him and him looking nothing like it. Matt Baker from Blue Peter/One Show
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ItalAussie: Nerdier Sarah Silverman
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Jimmy Floyd: Post weight-loss James Corden with a bald spot
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John: Limmy if you could add years of anger into his face
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John Arne: Literally John Arne Riise when he had short hair
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Kikó: Tried to come up with something along the lines of Elijah Wood meets Daniel Radcliffe but having met him, the mans so damn handsome he's burnt into my brain.
Lee: Every work story he had conjured a mental image of Nigel Pearson shouting at people
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leedsrevolution: Short version of that black and blonde emo haircut
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Lewis: This twitch streamer called Destiny
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Magic: The tall one from The Inbetweeners but he's 5'3 not 6'3
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Mellberg: Martin Fowler if he had some modern designer stubble.
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Mert: Turkish version of this kid from our school in the year above him called Orie.
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mo: Like a really shit Dion Dublin lookalike
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mokbull: Basshunter
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Offshore Toon: Jonny Knoxville
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Panda Bear: Typical hipster stereotype, loves those big scarfs
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Pepe: The portuguese footballer
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Reg: That fullback he had an avatar of forever. Bruno(?)
Samadini: Another one thats burnt into my mind but closest I can describe is the guy from American Pie with Curly Hair.
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Shindig: That picture of I think it was 'TheEnglishGit' hanging off a lampost in his leather jacket. Sorry.
SincereTheRebel: Shocked me with both how young and how dark he looked. I imagined Combat Jack.
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Smiffy: Also Limmy but less anger and more drugs
Spikey M: Mark Williams but younger. Fast Show era but with this hair.
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Spoonsky: Kip from Napoleon Dynamite:
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SvN: Also Nigel Pearson
Waffdon: Jay from the Inbetweeners
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Yevrah: Simon Mayo
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Christ i'm gonna have to add spoiler tags to all these. Gimme a sec.
Give me a few years and I might be that fat.
Where is magic actually? Did he plan that coronavirus post as his exit or has he been around since?
I can't imagine Simon Mayo being so triggered by a goalless draw with Algeria.
It used to be Adrian Durham but for some reason I also think of Hipster Glasses which pushes him into Mayo territory.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
I've just typed the word spoiler so many times the word has lost all meaning and I can no longer spell it. It's just a blur.
Sarah Silverman is my celeb crush, nice one Ital
Still funny to me that Ital revealed that she'd been a chick the whole time and barely anyone believed her.Quote:
Originally Posted by mugbull
Is that for real? I thought the whole Ital being a woman thing was an in joke
Posted a mugshot on April Fools of a woman but the photo was way too mundane to have been googled. Looked like your average FB photo from a work do. IMO it was a Double bluff. Also Ital had a level of emotional intelligence that gave the game away.
Ital is a man.
I can see Yevrah as a sort of Jekyll/Hyde figure who goes between Mayo (quiet nights in with the family) and Kermode (steaming hot takes on TTH).
I imagine Lewis, Ian and various other posters all to look like each other. I have met Lewis, know what he looks like and the image in my mind is nonetheless different.
Did the old board get any known female posters back in the day? NSD is the only one I know of, which instinctively feels pretty shameful but I spose it is a football manager forum.
I’d give it a 50/50 then. Could be a triple bluff
Mantralux, probably set the cause of female forum posting back at least a decade.
mantralux and her realistic Arsenal database was the most persistent one I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
Ital's always been a sort of derivative of the (mega) nerd guy (Sheldon?) from Big Bang Theory for me, although that perception probably predates the show itself.
There was Chelsea Girl who (correctly) wouldn't respond to any of my PMs.
https://i.imgur.com/dxwBXen.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Top day that.
I always wondered where I recognised the Spin Doctor from The Thick of It from. He was the Chief in the Thin Blue Line right?
edit: Jim did you take Lewis to a pub, and did he order a milk/force you to order a milk for him?
I'll have you know I've been drug free for quite a while.
100% Baz lads
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Sadly that's actually me about 15 years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
https://i.imgur.com/2WBem6y.png
Look at the state of it, wearing two t-shirts and a metal button collared shirt. Fuck me.
Andy Mahowry
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Boydy
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Dark Soldier
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Davgooner
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Giggles
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GS
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Henry
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ItalAussie
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Jimmy Floyd
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John
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Kikó
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Lewis
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Luca
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Magic
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Mellberg
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Mert
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phonics
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Spikey M
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Yevrah
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Smiff, describing me as 'nice guy, shit life' is exactly the opposite.
Nah, I reckon you exaggerate both. Act a bigger cunt than you probably are, claim your life is greater than it is. I mean, if it was such a nice life would you spend so much time on a message board instead of actually living life to your full potential?
I don't know. I sense you wear something of a mask. Hence the Rocky.
Did you lot get hold of the Martin Fowler thing, or is this just a massive coincidence? I used to get that wherever I went. Signed his autograph in the Carling Academy once.
*The old one before he got fat.
I seem to recall the three of us met at a pub once, or am I dreaming?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Can also very much confirm that Ital is, in fact, a man.
It's part of TTH canon lore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mellberg
I figured it was because of his criminal record and the looks were just coincidental.
I assume it's the nerdiness that makes people think I have a massive neckbeard when in reality I get very little facial hair at all.
We did. You were like a high achieving, youthful Danny Devito, and Lewis did indeed make me buy him a milk. The bar girl looked at me like I was some kind of threat to the peace, so I said 'I'm sorry' and paid about £2.50 for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luca
If anyone keeps an avatar for a few months, I just end up assuming the poster looks like that.
Yep. As above.
I imagine people to look like the pictures they've posted. If they've never posted one, they're usually their most memorable avatar. If they've never posted a picture or had an avatar I'm not sure I'd hold any imagine for them.
Roger that. Memory's not what it was :uhoh:Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
Some crackers in here. 😭
Yev has been Adrian Durham for me for years now. I've got John as Kevin Bridges.
Ital is a dude boringly.
This thread that I don't even remember making is exactly why I'm looking at rehab clinics.
I dug my old hard drive out to find a picture I had on it for Randrew, and lol I think it actually is him:
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Thats Mokbull.
Not me, but looks like the one British guy in my high school to a T