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Paulp Ogba mate.
We look so good lately! And Salah has ended his ‘goal drought’
I'm pretty sure they were playing HHH's music at half time in Cardiff.
Oof.
Love a hit like that.
I tried, but the Lukaku Positivity badges and banners are getting burned. He is a pudding.
Aye, he’s fucking dreadful. Giroud and Firmino would be a much better fit.
Ruben Neves is top quality and willl walk into most teams in a few years.
He seems like a good CHARACTER in that he clearly gives more of a fuck than half the tossers around him, but fucking hell.
He's an absolute balloon.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by John
'Alexis' was absolute shit again as well. They should cut their losses on him next summer.
Why would he move now? You're stuck with him forever.
Is the deal up? Nobody is touching him if not.
It's half-way to Fernando Torres to Chelsea already. Pay his contract up. Loan him out and pay half his wages. Whatever.
As a Liverpool fan it’s hard not to like Mourinho for making United fans so so miserable. Helps massively that Liverpool are currently one of the most entertaining teams to watch that I’ve ever seen.
We're making a very good case for being the worst team in this league. We have so little going forward and Rafa's setting us up to hold what we've got.
Huddersfield and Cardiff are worse than you. 18th is on though.
We're opening up a wee gap to Spurs and Man Red, which I hadn't anticipated.
Watching QPR v Norwich, and David Moyes is shown in the stands. Surely not sniffing around the corpse of a McClaren job already?
Knockaert is a lovely player.
Pogba’s the only player capable of looking remotely decent for Man Utd. It’ll be them and Spurs for fourth come end of the season. There’s so many shite teams in the lower end as well - 18th is going to have a properly low points total.
The thing that gets me is his side are turning out turgid shit most weeks. You'll then get one performance of blowing someone away and you think he's turned the corner, but whoever did something with flair will be punished. Back to turgid shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Meanwhile, sticking the dagger in is City and Liverpool, both of Uniteds local rivals and potential challengers for trophies. City especially proving you can play beautiful football and win things, comfortably.
Also Liverpool winning 6 straight games to start the season and still maybe not being top is a bit lol.
I have one of those totally irrational hatreds of him because he used to score twice a game against me on whatever version of FM it was. 13 or 15.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
I used to like him until I realised that they pronounce the K.
Wolves should have beat Man Utd yesterday. Pogba and Lukaku have no mouth. Both were very clumbsy. Raul is improving every game. He is slowy gaining my respect.
Wolves are not scoring enough goals based on chance creation but they are not conceding either.
Adama is amazing as a super sub. It's just like FIFA. Bring him on to run past tired legs but his final ball and decision making is poor and will probably never improve. Plus he has The Curse...
I haven't seen enough of Kepa to judge his skillz as yet, but he really is a beautiful man.
Really impressed by Kovacic. He reminds me of Michael Essien at his best, perhaps without some of the defensive work.
Kante is a bit wasted to the right of a three.
I think he's slightly too hung up on Jorginho, personally.
Kante isn’t suited to a possession based team at all - certainly not in the formation they play. Liverpool could run riot down the sides next week as it’s just Jorginho and the two centre halves covering.
Against better teams I'd have Kanté and Kovacic in front of the back four and Jorginho poncing about ahead. This way is a bit Italian for this league I think. In the PL you have to hide your slow luxury player.
Doesn’t help Willian is in front of him. Pedro is far better.
Willian is miles better than Pedro.
He’s bang average. Chelsea not selling him for Ł60m was a right mess. Once Pedro is fit, Willian will be back to the bench.
Willian is a superb footballer. They're both great and have different strengths.
He’s a good rotation player and for bringing on in the second half.
Hazard is too unselfish.
He’s having a ‘mare
Fucking hell Yarmolenko.
Is Sarri smoking actual fags or some imitation?
I'd say the no smoking rules in the ground apply to him too, though most places don't let you vape either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
He was holding an unlit one earlier.
He just chews/sucks/whatever on the butts of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
He should just do it and pay whatever fines he gets.
I don' really get playing Kante in that 8 role. Seems completely pointless.
We've finally hit peak Arsenal. We're playing some sort of 4-4-2 with 4 central midfielders.
If you want a good laugh every now and then, follow Johor Darul Ta'zim on Twitter (OfficialJohor) - owned by some Crown Prince, they spend most of their time being the most paranoid, holier than thou, wannabe massive club in the world.
I can see why that would appeal to you.
Considering he's made it a catchphrase, saying "...And it's live!" then cutting on an advert makes no sense.
Everton should be about 4 up
Martin Tyler not knowing Richarlison is right footed is more annoying than it should be.
The most Everton thing ever, this. Arsenal have been dreadful.
What mongs.
Aubeyang was about a foot offside.
That’s a dreadful call from the assistant. He looked a mile off in real time.
We are flying.
That West Ham - Chelsea game must have been one of the worst games I've ever seen where neither side seemed overly bothered about defending.
I'm sure some sort of rugged, Giroud-led skanking awaits next weekend, but if they play anything like that then Liverpool should absolutely roast them.
Our defence is a bit of a mess, especially if that Rudiger injury comes to anything. The keeper seems decent though. Reckon narrow scouse win or a draw.
A penchant for over-committing the fullbacks, whilst also being firmly committed to dithering with the ball in defence seems like the worst possible way to approach playing Liverpool, and, as you say, dithering with Cahill and Luiz as the defence sounds terrifying.
Would be so fucking lol if Gerrard beat Rodgers to a title in his first season. He's doing well.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
Robbie Savage and Chris Sutton are currently having a mong-off on Twitter. That Chris Sutton is somehow coming across as the bigger whopper against King Mong himself is quite something.
There is a Leeds man on here. I hear Barry Douglas is killing it :(
Gervinho sort of doing a Weah is not really as surprising as it ought be on the face of it. The sublime he handles with ease, it's the simple stuff like hitting the target from 10 yards or passing the ball a similar distance he struggled with.
I see he's stil persisting with hiding his massive fivehead too
Poggers won't captain United again
:drool:
Not that he should ever have been captain in the first place, and Mourinho is right about Saturday. For all the wanking over his touch to set Fred up, giving the ball away in the build up to the Wolves goal was fully crimous.
The Man Utd team is just a bit shit, that’s the issue. Pogba was clearly a leader for France at the World Cup so it’s not like it would be an issue at Man Utd. He’s their best player by a distance and walks into any team.
Saha :cool:
The FAI should see can they do something to play one international a year in Cork if they could get access to the ground.
Derby are 14/1. Pretty tempted to go big on that. :uhoh:
Such a shame about the injuries. Ferguson was convinced he was the best 9 in the UK since Cantona, years before he even arrived at the club.
(Saha)
Complete natural. But, as you say, couldn't stay on the pitch enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
Mason Mount anytime at 7/1 is tempting as is first goal at 23/1.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
I can't read your post through the tears I'm shedding for Tomas Rosicky.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Pogba is complete shit and should be sold at the nearest opportunity.
True.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
You'd think Sanchez, the player who ruined Arsenal by trying to do everything, should be absolutely flying in a team with such a lack of an identity but he's being outscored by Nacho Monreal. Chile falling apart has destroyed that man.
Although he was always worse playing with Giroud than without him so maybe Lukaku is just getting in the way.
Why did Mourinho male Pogba captain in the first place? Just so as he could do this? He would have been a very odd choice, not giving a fuck and all.
Fellaini needs the armband.
Mourinho needs booting.
Same reason the Arsenal captain went Henry > Fabregas > Van Persie. Desperation to keep them by appealing to their ego.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
P.S. Pogba definitely does not not give a fuck. That's a ridiculous thing to say.
About his marketing opportunities or about performing for Man Utd? I'd agree if it's the former.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
That was a nice goal.
Sanchez is embarrassingly dreadful.
Arsenal haven't half paid Man Utd back for the Silvestre deal by foisting Sanchez on them just he was about to become truly pathetic. You'd get better output from pretty much any child in Manchester over the age of fourteen.
It's like 4 years of Arsene telling him to express himself has undone every bit of coaching he's ever had or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
Is the only move he does cut inside looking for a shot and either run into bodies or try a low cross to the far post still? That was the final 6 months at Arsenal, abject stuff.
It's just pass the ball to the other team. He's great at that.
Yeah that's been standard for years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
https://i.imgur.com/qZBGCfL.png
That was lovely.
:drool:
:lol:
Just as well they signed Lee Grant really.
Mourinho has got to go. Even before the red card we were getting donned at home by Derby. We need a manager who wants to play progressive football to come in.
lol at having his top flight managerial career ended by Lampard of all people.
Just sack him now.
Hope he has a job for life, it’s great! :D
I was going to say Jack Marriott would score btw. Saw him at Peterborough, quality centre forward.
They don't need 'progressive' football as much as they need some sort of system. Everyone just lollops around.
United actually play worse football than I'd say 95% of teams. They fail at all the basics, it's just incredibly amateur week in week out
Be funnier when they lose on penalties.
Of course it's Fellainimania.
Can't wait to see Eric Bailly take the best/worst penalty you've ever seen.
He's African, they only do top corner penalties.
There's nothing more laughable in football than the twats behind the goal on a penalty thinking waving their arms a bit will put a taker off.
Are we straight to penalties? How twee.
Whatever Scott Carson was doing there.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
I thought Fred would miss but that was quality.
Both keepers here are dreadful.
They are all African by the looks of things.
Good penalties once again being mistaken for useless keepers.
Lee Grant is shit.
Do be quiet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
Jones! Haha
Gurning nonce was always going to fuck it up.
Going to put that in reply to Jim as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by John
Could see from a mile away Jones was missing that.
Please sack Jose.
Some of them were good but several each could have been saved. Grant should have got to a couple.
Yeah, as soon as people like Dalot and Matic came forward you could see that a mile off. The only surprise is that he never skied it.
I was expecting Matic to send his home to Serbia to be honest.
Quite up for Lampard/Morris taking over from the chain smoking street sweeper when the time comes.
I counted maybe three that should have been saved. The rest were right in the corner with power, or high enough that no goalkeeper is getting close.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Another shit night. The past number of seasons have been a real collection of dog turds wrapped up with a couple of trophy bows.
I think it'll be Mourinho losing the dressing room rather than results/performances like that that'll get him sacked. He'll definitely be off one way or another, but would the Glazers take 4th every year if everything was 'fine'?
Yes. As long as the money is flowing all is gravy.
It is interesting to see how much better professional footballers are at penalties when there isn't much pressure on them. These early league cup rounds always have some mammoth shootouts.
United are so bad. Is Zizou going to be the binman of choice or will they go traditional and let Red Nev or Giggsy sink the shit, I mean ship?
Jones. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LisDoyHxl2U
Looking good :)
Send him to Syria.
I think Mourinho is doing that thing Conte did where he is just angling for the sack.
Been saying that for weeks. He wants out but doesn't want to leave his eleventy billion quid on the table.
Him going after Pogba has sullied my fpl plans. Hope he fucks off soon.
If he does want the sack it would be a bit daft since this is surely his last Big Club role. If he's as big an egomaniac as people claim (which he is), that would presumably mean more to him than any pay-off he would be in line for.
If he wants to get the sack. He should just put Pogba in goal and Phil Jones at left wing. I do that sometimes on football manager with teams i don't like. I usually end up being dismissed just after Christmas.
If he thinks the way to go about keeping the job is to alienate his only good player and pop up in the press slating anyone who misplaces a pass then he's just an idiot and should be binned anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
He's never come across as a full on mongo before so issues of ego aside, it makes more sense that he knows the game is over and he's trying to engineer his way out the door without having to lose out on his severance. Wouldn't surprise me to find out Woodward wants rid and is trying to stare him out to save the money.
I think Jose's calculation may be that since Manchester United stands against the immediacy of modern life, his best hope of getting Poggers into line is to create a massive diversion at an awkward time of the season.
Force the issue, so to speak. Back me or sack me.
The whole living in a hotel thing was weird from the start.
The Mignolet-Lovren-Moreno comedy roadshow is back in town tonight.
Liverpool: Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Matip, Moreno, Fabinho, Milner, Keita, Shaqiri, Mane, Sturridge.
We have Big Willy in goal so all bets are off.
Was confident until I saw Mingus and Moreno.
Be nice to get a proper look at Fabinho at least.
Watching the Dortmund game and they have a player called "Zagadu" or something, who must have the best chant in the history of football.
Please tell me it's Black Lace inspired.
They're not singing it, but they bloody well should be.
I’d forgot how bad Moreno is. Anytime he’s doing anything I worry.
Fabregas is running this at the minute. Looks better than Jorginho in that position.
Anderson had a quality chant to that tune when he was good. Waster.
May as well have played with 10 men. Studge hasn’t done a thing.
Sturridge. :lol:
Glue factory. Now.
Jesus :D
Horrific from all parties.
I'd missed Fraser Aird signing for your boys, Waff. He gambled all his wages away yet?
I've never heard of this Emerson Palmieri geezer
Jesus, it wasnt even close either.
Not more so than me.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
Chelsea have so much shite in their squad. Barkley must be the most pointless player ever.
I thought the bog cleaner would favour Emerson in a back four owing to his ability to defend, but it appears full backs these days are purely attacking weapons so Alonso it is.
He's fond of getting people to put bets on for games he's involved in, the little prick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
Gotta feel sorry for Moses. Had just become a regular and gets shafted completely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Fucking hell, Jordan Rossiter is on a football pitch wearing boots and shinguards and everything.
Wing back suited him. Azpilicueta will always be first choice and he’s not good enough going forward. No end product.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raoul Duke
Is Loftus Cheek dead?
Oh Daniel Daniel
Bench, should have played in this instead of Fabregas, who is now slower than the John Deere 9620RX on a 20% incline.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
Would have liked to see Hudson-Odoi as well.
Does he still do the stupid dance or has he finally realised it's embarrassing when you're stealing a living?
Kieta continues to look better and better.
He does it and it’s bloody fantasticQuote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
https://i.giphy.com/media/4JTtDmhQHqdlm/giphy.gif
Luiz coming on over Hudson Odoi sums Chelsea up.
It sums Italian managers up is what it does. I'm already getting bored of this one.
Hang on, Spurs are playing their home game for this at Stadium MK? That's the most laughable thing I've heard for ages.
That was offside. Well done VAR.
It looked offside but Morata blocks the shitty camera angle they had.
Dele Alli’s testimonial at 22. :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Norwich have cocked up big time in letting Glenn Middleton go. Most impressive young player at Ibrox since Barry Ferguson.
My boy :drool:
That was one of the best goals I've seen scored for Chelsea.
Good heavens, Hazard. :drool:
He's sent Moreno to the shops there.
If this holds it's a mugging for the ages.
I don't care what division they're in, Macclesfield should just shut up shop and get into another sport.
That was a quality goal from Hazard, but Moreno is such a mook. He barely looked at Hazard as he was running at him (ostensibly paranoid about the Moses overlap). Mate, you've got their best player running at you, he's not going to slip it wide, he's going to cut in and shoot.
You'd think with the VAR, if they're going down the who's foot is who's route which is apparently how offside is judged nowadays, you'd have cameras on both sides.
I know is horribly outdated, but I still hate the rule that allows players to be offside in the middle of the penalty area as a cross is played in.
I've said before I believe Hazard to be the best player in the league and he showed why.
Should have put the game to bed by all accounts but not bad with some reserves on both sides. Potentially only ever having to see Mignolet in a Liverpool shirt once more is a dreamy thought.
I saw enough to suggest we might get skullfucked at the weekend, especially if that slow clod Jorginho plays in the middle and Kanté continues to operate in that ghastly channel between UKIP and the Tories.
You won't get an Italian possession man dropping someone after they've just smashed the record for most passes in a game so Jorginho most certainly will be there.
Depends whether Liverpool can capitalise on the chances their pressing creates, they've been pretty rubbish/wasteful at converting those situations into goals this season. Just look at the Spurs game. Chelsea's style is also pretty high risk, so there is always the chance the risk pays off and spinning out of tight situations in their own half opens the game up for Hazard and co. Who am I kidding? For Hazard. Whenever I see that Christiansen player he seems to play well. Better than the other centrebacks there anyway. Didn't he play well in the Gerrard falling over game?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
That was Kalas wasn't it?
Mike Dean has a painting in the attic that is a million years old.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DoFyq2pX0AAhj4g.jpg
The Arsenal mascot in the first image is the Brentford captain in the second.
Oh Hadji, you were a star who burned too brightly for our eyes
That time he tried to blow a plane up with his shoes was a bit uncalled for.
Is that Batistuta for Argentina?
Tony Adams looks just about ready to execute a lovely plié there.
Ramsey and Arsenal agreed a contract several weeks ago that's now been withdrawn by the club and he'll be off on a free in the summer.
You should have sold him a years ago when he was close to being top 5 in the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
Phonics just didn't want him to leave.
Players like that expire after a period of time. They you hold hope, they will find the previous form for a 12 game spell again. Chances of it happening are rare.
The goal who scored in Turkey was something else by the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG1Lq2XLSPY
Neil Doncaster, genius head of the SPFL, has decided both semi finals of the league cup will be played at Hampden on the same day. So we'll have Rangers, Celtic, Hearts, and Aberdeen fans all heading to or from the same area at around the same time. That should be fun.
Is Neil Doncaster still in post? Jesus, he's been a right laugh for years and what success he's had too.
He's an utter mongo. I can't imagine the police won't tell him to think again, but if that actually happens I expect it'll be a difficult day for them.
The official SPFL Facebook page has just posted asking for predictions for the Rangers v Ayr game, which was played last night.
I don't think there's a single mentally competent individual in that entire organisation.
Months after a crush he signs off on that. Top man.
I've just sen Paul Ince say that Pogba is a troublemaker and should be sold immediately. Does he not remember his career?
Paul Ince wasn't that much of a troublemaker.
Wasn’t he sold by United specifically for being a troublemaker?
Paul Ince was just another example of Alex Ferguson not getting on with anyone with even a slight hint of personality.
He was sold because he was surplus to requirements. So Ince found a new club.
Those land reforms were a disaster as well.
Huge game tonight lads, hope you can find a stream.
Nice that they've found a better slogan than 'It's not that bleak.'
The tongue is firmly in cheek with it though, can't actually remember where it came from now originally.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
Not sure why it applies to a cup semi though.
Dundalk's pitch looks cut up as fuck in the rain which is fair going seeing as it's plastic.
Paddy Mc :cool:
If Cork beat Bohs on Sunday then it's a Cork v Dundalk cup final for the 4th year in a row. I know they're the two best teams in the country but when there's an open draw after every round then it's mad they've never met at an earlier stage in 4 years. Hot and cold balls.
3-1 to the Irons today. :youpi:
Knackered full-backs for us today. :moop:
lovely stuff
Please sack Mourinho. Please god. The toxic atmosphere and terrible football can't even be justified by passable results any more.
This is atrocious, and this formation smells like Mourinho running out of ideas.
I'm starting to get on board with the "he's trying to get sacked so he gets his payout" theory.
What's the deal with Sanchez then? Is he a write off? Wenger in?
I'd take a draw later. We're due to actually play well at some point, but that doesn't often happen against Chelsea, and with potentially no Van Dijk and Hazard playing the way he is I can see it being a tough game.
I think he is trying to resolve it. He just can't, for reasons which I don't think are entirely his fault, so why keep going with it?
Everything gets changed so fucking quickly though, it's no surprise nothing is working. Formation changed every other game. Players get dropped if they don't perform for one game.
He's treating it like it's FM and he's trying to find the cheat tactic.
It's like that 2-0 at Stoke what 'LvG' never recovered from.
I’ve stuck 50p on that cos it has a price boost to 40/1Quote:
Originally Posted by Bam
I bloody love Josč
Or maybe, just maybe, he's not a very good manager anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
The collective disbelief at how bang average Mourinho is becoming really is the gift that keeps on giving.
45 mins to save his job?
GM Woodward really needs to tell him some better tactics to use. They're not scoring enough goals, so I suggest playing more strikers.
10 points from 7 games with a -2 GD if it stays like this. :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gray Fox
I hope they keep him all season and it just carries on how it is. Maybe it can be like FM and he can have a cup run so avoids the sack for a while
This falling apart has been almost as fun as David Moyes.
If nothing else this week has introduced the 'Goldbridge World' account to me.
The biggest thing is though that this United team is painfully average. De Gea aside I genuinely don't think there is anyone else in that line up who I would want in the Liverpool first team. I always hear about Martial but he's been living on that goal he scored on his debut against us for three years. As for Pogba, he obviously is United's best player but his attitude is terrible and his positional play and sense makes Gerrard look like some kind of on pitch tactical genius.
They're currently Liverpool circa 1995. Good luck with the next 25 years or so.
Hopefully our billions of noodle pounds can allow us to turn it round a bit quicker than that :happycry:
Nice flick.
The defending :D
Fuck me.
Oh dear.
2010: Rafael Benitez replaces Jose Mourinho at Inter Milan.
2015: Rafael Benitez replaces Jose Mourinho at Real Madrid.
It's happening again.
That wouldn't actually be a bad shout for them, but I guess the Liverpool thing precludes it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Honestly lads get on it.
Rafa is too good for them.
Goldbridge looks and sounds a bit plastic.
holy shit that's amazing :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
HE'S ON I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HE'S ON
Give it to Gigseh or Zidane to banter away the rest of the season and look for someone who actually has a clue next summer.
I'd rather jab forks into my testicles than bring in the fat waiter.
'All I can see is bubbles'
Poetry in motion.
My older brother should honestly start doing a channel like that watching Liverpool. He's about 800x funnier than that.
a bit spastic more likeQuote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
Congrats Michael.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike
He looks like you if a posh bird domesticated you.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
I've figured it out, he reminds me of Boss Baby
edit: that too :D
Second time Jose has inexplicably played a midfielder as a centre-back and they get woefully exposed due to it NOT BEING THEIR FUCKING POSITION. Like fucking hell. What is he thinking.
Trying to do a chant around CREAM by Wu Tang Clan (it similarly DREAM by Transplants) like
I love everything about him
Jose. Mourinho.
____________________
Stick with dollar dollar bill y’all / Drink another beer y’all?
Mark Noble's hairline is getting very McClaren island.
:mahowlaughsmiley:
So...has Harvey walked back his "Mourinho is the only possible choice for Man United" opinion yet?
I cashed out early for Ł16. Only because I thought it was going to go to 4-1 :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Slightly disingenuous of you there given that opinion was so long ago it was around the time you were still banging the David Moyes drum.Quote:
Originally Posted by elth
Yeah, I'm being a shit because he's a cunt.
To be fair my point was always that appointing managers is hard rather than that Moyes specifically was a good choice. There weren't any good choices, which I rather think the last 5 and half years have proven.
If only Pep had been available.
Well, today's going to plan. :moop:
Easy that. We should have played more defensive midfielders.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bam
He's a forest fan and not called Goldbridge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
Found this German deli after I left which made the whole shit show worthwhile.
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Lol German beer that says jew on it.
Posts about watching his friend have sex and then he's munching on a large sausage.
I was thinking of his penis
Peter Kenyon. Save us.
So is Mahow by the looks of it.
Eastern European cam whores or gtfo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
The Arsenal v Watford game was actually a really good game of football. Especially in the first half, both teams just going at each other and both sides attacking and defending well. Thought it was going to go wrong after Lacazette missed so many chances but pushed through.
That Kovacic pass for the Hazard goal is absolutely perfect.
Kovacic has been a revelation in these early matches (to me, anyway). Perhaps our best player apart from the large-buttocked Belgian.
We've been so close to getting in 4 or 5 times now. Just a bad final pass.
Chelsea's goal was superb. Perfect play all around.
If someone could slap a large amount of sense into Mane I'd like that very much.
Ketia or Shaqiri on at half time too please. The midfield 3 is very samey.
Hopefully Klopp fires them up at half time and we start taking our chances.
Good work from whoever put together that little replay package, getting a prolonged, slow motion wanker sign into the background.
Haha I noticed that :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by John
Salah really hasn't been very good this season has he?
If Kepa can keep those of saves up it might let Floyd take his Oscar posters down, and not before time.
I sold my Oscar posters to a little Chinese fella for Ł1,500.
Yeah. Pretty sure he's just gonna be a one season wonder. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
After a nice little earner from the Man U game I've chucked a couple of quid on Liverpool to turn this around. Also Firminho to score.
He looks like he needs a rest, which is a worry this early on in the season.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
I've only got Sky, so Rotherham v Stoke is on. Watching the likes of Ashley Williams, Bojan and Cuco Martina get shat on by a load of lumbering northern shitbags plus Richie Towell has been most entertaining. It's like they're being Stoked themselves.
I saw the buildup to that and Rotherham's seasonal stats were amazing. Bottom of the league for passing accuracy, chances created, touches in the box, and shots on goal, top of the league for long balls.
Felt like a bit of an old school shit top 4 vs top 4 game, this. Though that might just be cus of how hungover i am.
Fucking hell.
Holy crap.
Bollocks, thought we were onto a graph-enabler there.
Glue factory.
Outstanding! He tried that on Wednesday too.
Fair fucks, like.
I love shots like that where you just swing a heavy boot at it. That Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink free-kick against City with no run-up from thirty yards is one of the great forgotten goals.
Positives. Chelsea played extremely well and on a different day we win that 3-1.
Keita coming on was a welcome relief as we actually had a midfielder willing to move forward.
I loved Hasselbaink freekicks. I used to practice them all the time.Quote:
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The mighty Baggies went top of the championship, tonight. Think I might try to work out how to VPN the fuck out of the iFollow thing so i can stream the games. Annoyed that we've been absolute toilet in the games i've seen.
We will recall Harvey Barnes in Jan and you will CRASH AND BURN.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
Solid performance at fortress St. James Park today. Their best chance was a shot from 60 yards from Shelvey. Nampalys Mendy coming back from the day to be our player of the season so far and Southgate in attendance to confirm he will call up Maddison next break. Good stuff.
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I see the Madrid derby is going on. Who has the rights to La Liga now in the UK?
The same people who had the Golf that time.
I think I've finally reached the point where with my Sky package, the only non-British association football I can legally watch is MLS Mate.
In the glory days such a setup would get you La Liga Mate, Bundesliga Mate (in the heady days of Carsten Jancker and Martin Max), Serie A on Channel 4, all the European competitions, and also the Eurogoals roundup on Eurosport to fill in the blanks. Nowadays, just Bradley Wright-Phillips and Real Salt Lake absolutely peppered with gambling adverts.
I'm moving house in a couple weeks and I have the decision to make. Think I'll go Sky purely for cricket. BT doesn't have the range of European football I used to like so no point adding it. Looking forward to Carribbean Premier League T20 and MLS football to fill the lonely hours. Might get into NFLQuote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
You get the China League as well.
I stumbled across Oscar and co during the day the other day and was taken aback as to how many Brazilian journeymen are wasting their lives/making their fortunes out there.
I've got Sky Sports on Now TV, and no BT Sport, this season. Was impressed with Eleven Sports during a free trial, so planning to have that for certain months (when good La Liga and Serie A fixtures don't clash with Brighton games/other outings).
Can you record and watch later on Eleven Sports?Quote:
Originally Posted by Reg
I was at the Etihad today. The "matchday experience" is one of the worst things I've ever had to endure. You'd struggle to find a less interesting football match as well.
Aye he's very good but he's operating as a number 10 in a pretty ridiculous 3-4-1-2 at the moment, and that position is occupied by the FUTURE OF ENGLISH FOOTBALL, if my cov city supporting mate is to be believed. He actually said "I don't mind Leicester", just because of Maddison. What do you make of him? & @Lee ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Power
I think the cricket swings me as well, although being a crashingly dull bloke the golf is an added bonus for me. The Championship is ample football entertainment as well, far better league than the PL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Power
In the future when they have all gone onto their own in-house propaganda subscription models and the middle man is taken out, we'll truly yearn for such days.
I wish I could do a bespoke sports package that allowed me to watch every single West Brom game, England test cricket and a channel that just rotated weird Trans World Sport stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
He is very good but he’s being playing off the left recently so he and local lad Harvey can coexist no problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
Would it be fair to say that if you only liked football you would be better off going for BT over Sky?
Depends what football you liked. I'd stick with Sky for all the domestic stuff they have.
Whatever provides the most goals, skills & assists.
No doubt you're chained to Sky anyway because of the northernball. One of the other great benefits of it is that I haven't had to watch the 'Aviva Premiership' in years, to the point that I don't really know what the teams are in it.
There is that for me, but for most people I would have thought having the Champions' League and cups seems like a better thing to have than SUPER SUNDAY and the dress down Friday wank fixture.
Shock horror Hazard is the third best player in the world with a manager who’s somewhat adventurous.
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Worth getting a trial (remember to cancel before the 7 days if you don't want to pay).
That's one of the best Liverpool goals I've ever seen. For the past three years I've asked why Daniel Sturridge still plays for Liverpool and now I see it was all part of the plan.
Somewhere, someplace, there's a Taz drowned in cum.
Gaz Nev still going big on the immediacy of modern life.Quote:
This mess started when United sacked David Moyes after 8 months and we lost all sense of the values that the club had been built on for 100 years . It’s not the manager it’s the lack of football leadership above him. They are bouncing all over the place with no plan!
David Moyes' original contract was until the end of 2019 so he could hold the fort until the summer.
To score a great goal against a reforming Chelsea side? Expensive.Quote:
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Jammy poxcunts.
Jose out. Wenger in.
Weng in would be great. Pog and Weng dabbing
Give Jose the season and get Pep in.
The Scottish Premiership looks really odd. Edinburgh dominant.
ITKiko when they announcing the Mourinho sacking?
Lol at Czsaba Laszlo.
Also who decided Cardiff v Burnley would be a super Sunday fixture...
Aye, tomorrow isn’t much better either. Horrific stuff.
They have to play the fixtures some time.
Put them up against a team like Wolves, Fulham or Bournemouth or something. Not these two backward teams.
Also this is Ryder Cup day so they are just burning a shit one while no one's watching.
Those Cardiff stats they put up at some point in that match (20th for everything) were pretty telling. Even more so for Huddersfield. I know it's early days but you'd have to think that both of those two are proper doomed.
Murder on Zidane's floor is interested as long as it's on his terms. Motwyw.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
You'd imagine most managers (term used loosely) would be 'interested' regardless of terms.
Shame the special once is in full on mard mode and is looking for a sacking. That Ł12m payout 😍
How did Huddersfield stay up last year, surprise factor? It's the same team pretty much.Quote:
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Grit, determination and heart.
The 3rd worst team in the league got a pathetic 33 points is how.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Two fucking horrible clubs.
Burnley are pretty inoffensive.
The best bit is how the man on the tannoy joyously awards it to a random one of the other team's players.
In the interests of balance
Is it a corner if it doesn't touch his toe?
Correct - no goal is it hadn't clipped his toe. Very Enckelman.Quote:
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Frank de Boer is so fucking dreary.
Bournemouth look very good. Wonder if Howe would be tempted by Newcastle if the job became available.
He could cut out the middle man and just jump on a bonfire.
Zaha’s improvisation there is outstanding.
Deffo offside though. :happycry:
Yeah the ownership would probably have to change. I just mean a rival Prem team around that level, I guess. If, for some odd reason, Hughton left I imagine Howe would be very welcome at Brighton.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Eddie Howe is the modern Alan Curbishley (that's a compliment not a dig).
Don't think he'd ever pull it off up north, the whole culture around sport is very different up there, none of his touchy feely stuff would pay off. Similarly if you parachuted Sean Dyche into Brighton or Bournemouth he would last about a week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reg
There have been some real disaster appointments in recent years because foreign owners (and money men generally) don't understand the local cultural stuff that surrounds clubs. Hodgson/Liverpool stands out as a match made in hell, but you've also got appointments like Pardew to West Brom, Sherwood at Villa, de Boer at Palace... some real stinkers. Mourinho at United is another one, in fact, the two are completely incompatible.
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Ol' CM 01/02-legend Kennedy Bakircioglu dons a free-kick, runs off to celebrate, catches a beer and chugs it.
There's a free article to any writer where the headline reads, 'The only January signing Manchester United need is Dan Ashworth'.
I hear he's leaving the FA to go to Brighton which is utter madness. The guy turned West Brom from a yo-yo team at best to the most solid 10-15th team in the league while having every decent youth player they brought through poached by Chelsea. Drama always stayed out of the papers and decisions, once made weren't questioned.
Within 1 appointment of him leaving (Steve Clarke was his pick) they were hiring Pepe Mel.
United don't want stability in 10th.
Since the 2014/2015 season, Jan Oblak has conceded 71 goals and kept 72 clean sheets. Offft.
*Diego Godín
Some stat. He only has 16 caps. Who is he ranked behind for Slovenia?Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
Handanovic.
The skill gap between the pair must be huge because Oblak has the trophies from club level. Looking at Handanovic trophy cabinet, it is completely empty. :cab:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
He’s still one of the best, regardless of how good the defence is.Quote:
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Just seen that Man Utd tickets are available on the gate tonight. Reminds me of the old Crewe Alex days....
Ł58 for non-members most expensive seats. Revenue.
Return of pay on the gate 😎 group stage matches often have a few knocking about to be honest.
I was going to go to watch us on Thursday against Videoton or whoever but we're claiming to be sold out. I really can't see that being the case so might scout around.
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Those football banter accounts should be shut down and their authors hanged.
Agreed. Especially as they all steal others tweets and pretend it's their own original thought
"FT" is a cesspool.