Bank Holiday Weekend Football (Sponsored By The Sunday Pissup)

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These ones are on telly:

Friday
Brum vs. Boro SS1

Saturday
Bolton vs. Hull SS2
Arsenal vs. Norwich SS1

Sunday :drool:
Swansea vs. Liverpool BT1
United vs. Leicester SS1
Southampton vs. City SS1

Monday
Chelsea vs. Spurs SS1


Sunday is phenomenal. Midday start too.

So is this the weekend where Leicester win the league? Or will LvG stop that?

Waking up at 7:00 AM the morning after prom night to watch Leicester win the league at Old Trafford. :drool:

Come on you Brummie bastards.

Do it for 7om.

Totally apathetic could not give a fuck.

However will definitely watch the Lestoh game.

I reckon Leicester and Spurs will both draw, and then Leicester will win it by giving Everton a shoeing at home next week, to get Martinez fired.

Leciester to win it on Sunday and Mark Selby to then win the World Championships wearing a Leicester City kit, or suit in the style thereof (I assume he's a fan).

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Originally Posted by Raoul Duke

I reckon Leicester and Spurs will both draw, and then Leicester will win it by giving Everton a shoeing at home next week, to get Martinez fired.

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If they both draw it's over, isn't it?

Yeah, Spurs need to better the Leicester result.

Leicester to shit out a 1-0 win to finally give Magic a seethe induced heart attack.

Never send to know for whom the bell dilly dongs. It dilly dongs for thee.

Providing Ranieri gets the guard of honour at Stamford Bridge on the last day, I give not a fuck about anything else at the top of the league. Beyond that, I'd like Lord Benitez to keep Newcastle up.

Fuck Newcastle. I hope they go down.

Fuck Newcastle anyway but doubly so with that twat at the helm.

Burnley +33 87pts
Boro +32 87pts
Brighton +30 87pts

Boro are kicking off in ten at Birmingham, Burnley and Brighton play on Monday against QPR (H) and Derby (H)

Then the final games of the season are next weekend - Burnley at Charlton (A) and Boro vs Brighton :drool:

Deciding not to watch Boro tonight. It's not going to be enjoyable. Atmosphere on Monday is going to be great.

Benfica are shitting it up at the moment. They win and Sporting drop points v Porto then it's pretty much all done so massive night.

Van Gaal to get the win to quash the Mourinho rumours for another weekend.

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Benfica are shitting it up at the moment. They win and Sporting drop points v Porto then it's pretty much all done so massive night.

Van Gaal to get the win to quash the Mourinho rumours for another weekend.

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If forced to put money on any scoreline on Sunday I'd go 1-0 your lot. I'm not being forced though so I'll leave well alone. It should be tight and a goal either way will probably do it. Spurs won't beat Chelsea anyway. I think we win it next week. Which would be fucking fantastic.

Often wondered whether the supporters groups are too close to the club, and 'Arsenal is stale - fresh approach needed' has firmly ended that discussion. Better than nothing but fuck me it needs to be a bit more forceful than that. Hopefully some of the other protests away from the ground get a bit of attention as we'll be employing slightly more direct tactics...

Wenger's had a whinge today was a promising sign IMO.

This Championship season is mental. Brighton could well not go up with 91 points. Could do with Birmingham getting something here. Can't see Burnley fouling up (sadly) and really don't fancy having to play Boro next weekend if all they need is a draw.

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This Championship season is mental. Brighton could well not go up with 91 points. Could do with Birmingham getting something here. Can't see Burnley fouling up (sadly) and really don't fancy having to play Boro next weekend if all they need is a draw.

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This one's going to be even more horrible than the last two playoff years if we don't go up. Top 3 all unbeaten in 8+ games, there can't have been many seasons like this.

Love to see Brighton go up. How many games left?

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Originally Posted by Davgooner

Often wondered whether the supporters groups are too close to the club, and 'Arsenal is stale - fresh approach needed' has firmly ended that discussion. Better than nothing but fuck me it needs to be a bit more forceful than that. Hopefully some of the other protests away from the ground get a bit of attention as we'll be employing slightly more direct tactics...

Wenger's had a whinge today was a promising sign IMO.

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Do you want rid of him?

Arsenal seem like a club where they are the embodiment of the manager and I think you'll struggle, relatively speaking, when he goes. If only because it seems as though everything about the modern club is built by and around him. The only alternative I've seen linked (I'm not paying attention to be fair) is Thierry Henry which would probably be a fucking disaster. Who would you want if Wenger went?

Protesting on the 12th minute as that represents every year they've not won the league.

Just :D

I can't wait til he's gone and they're pining for him in 7th.

They've fucked that up as well. They're not winning it this year so it will be at least 13 before they do. Retards.

It's twelve years since we won it. Still, the 18th and 86th minutes would have been better.

I want him out and I'd settle for anything other than what we've currently got, even if it meant doing a United/Liverpool/Chelsea and dropping well out of it for a while. Everyone worrying about securing 4th, why? So we can get fucking Olympiakos and go out to Barca/Bayrn in the last 16? Fuck that.

The whole club is a fucking shower of cunts. There aren't many involved who should be staying on.

Jordan fkn Rhodes.

19 goals next year.

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It's twelve years since we won it. Still, the 18th and 86th minutes would have been better.

I want him out and I'd settle for anything other than what we've currently got, even if it meant doing a United/Liverpool/Chelsea and dropping well out of it for a while. Everyone worrying about securing 4th, why? So we can get fucking Olympiakos and go out to Barca/Bayrn in the last 16? Fuck that.

The whole club is a fucking shower of cunts. There aren't many involved who should be staying on.

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What's the problem with him then? It obviously isn't about results given what you've posted and, in any case, it's hardly been a load of shit on the pitch for a decade; just a bit less good than you were before that. I don't really keep up with the behind the scenes goings on at Arsenal.

Don't worry, according to the BBC Gossip thing, Guardiola wants to bring in Walcott (for some reason).

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Love to see Brighton go up. How many games left?

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Just the two. The top three separated by goal difference (before tonight - Boro are currently playing).

That's a tragic decision.

Gonna feel like an anti-climax if Leicester draw and Spurs fail to win on Monday. I wanna see Leicester actually seal the win and celebrate on the pitch and not see Vardy having a booze up on Monday night all over the papers the following day.

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Originally Posted by Jeet

Gonna feel like an anti-climax if Leicester draw and Spurs fail to win on Monday. I wanna see Leicester actually seal the win and celebrate on the pitch and not see Vardy having a booze up on Monday night all over the papers the following day.

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I'd much rather us win it at home but if results go our way this weekend, whatever the combination of results, LEICESTER FUCKING CITY are in no position to be turning our noses up at WINNING THE FUCKING PREMIER LEAGUE. Everton will be some fucking party if we've won it before. I'd rather the players didn't turn up pissed like against Brighton a couple of years back, mind.

We seem to be absolutely bang up for Spurs. Hazard was even calling them out the other day, which is some nerve coming from him, but yeah.

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We seem to be absolutely bang up for Spurs. Hazard was even calling them out the other day, which is some nerve coming from him, but yeah.

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In fairness would the Chelsea supporters not take it as a bit of an insult, especially considering it's coming from the two biggest chancers in the team? Or does sharing the same sentiment overrule the fact they couldn't see themselves to be motivated until May?

Palace is never an easy game. And the only way to bring them back to our level is to beat them by 16 clear goals.

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In fairness would the Chelsea supporters not take it as a bit of an insult, especially considering it's coming from the two biggest chancers in the team? Or does sharing the same sentiment overrule the fact they couldn't see themselves to be motivated until May?

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Most have long since been resigned to this being a pointless end to the season and so beating Spurs in this situation is the only possible way of taking any kind of feel good factor into the summer. Small time perhaps, but that's what happens when you're 10th or whatever we are.

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Most have long since been resigned to this being a pointless end to the season and so beating Spurs in this situation is the only possible way of taking any kind of feel good factor into the summer. Small time perhaps, but that's what happens when you're 10th or whatever we are.

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But a proper club though, 10th or not. I can fully understand them not wanting Spurs to win, but I just find it strange to show some passion (especially those two) now when they were so inept in that department all season. If I were a supporter I'd be a little pissed off at that.

It's been such a consistently wank season that any anger has long since passed into resignation. In fact, every league game since Hiddink arrived has been effectively a practice match. It's not like the gooners, who allowed the hope to kill them, and only now seem to have crossed the Rubicon and resolved to write a strongly worded letter to the Bishop of Ely.

Rafa says he's in love with Newcastle but I bet he's having sneaky chats with Abramovich.

Rafa to Arsenal. Moyes to Newcastle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWNqAIOa09A

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Levy dancing around the breakfast table now.

Rumour has it Ranieri has a £5m clause in his contract if they win the league. Dilly ding etc.

Imagine the reaction you'd get asking for that type of clause.

Err, alright mate . . .

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What's the problem with him then? It obviously isn't about results given what you've posted and, in any case, it's hardly been a load of shit on the pitch for a decade; just a bit less good than you were before that. I don't really keep up with the behind the scenes goings on at Arsenal.

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We've failed in the same way and made the same mistakes for more than a decade now. The myth is this is down to transfer policy, which only distracts from the real issue which is the fact he's simply unable to motivate and organise a team the way you need to in the modern game. This year has been the tipping point for me; with the greatest of respect to your mob and the yids, it's been wide open for us. The girl of our dreams is lying naked on our bed with her legs spread and we've bolted in our pants before we've got out shoes off. It's been a fucking shambles since Christmas and some of the performances we've chucked in are carbon copies of those previous Arsenal sides have turned in and the only common factor is the manager.

Worse still you've got a leadership at the club that accepts failure as long as it doesn't impact us financially. Nothing really changes unless the whole club changes; Wenger isn't going to be good enough no matter how much money they throw at it, and the culture at the club ultimately has gone backwards to such an extent that we couldn't sustain success even if we brought in a top, top, top, top, manager. The club top to bottom is a fucking sham and needs taking out. As it's unlikely to happen all at once we're going to have to knobble it bit by bit.

That said, if we sign Kante I'm right back on board and will attend every home game next season wearing a jester hat and a half-and-half scarf.

It's set up for a David O'Leary Tony Adams return.

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Rumour has it Ranieri has a £5m clause in his contract if they win the league. Dilly ding etc.

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He does, on top of £100k for every league position above 18th.

Just seen what should have been Boros winner. Horrendous decision.

Newcastle's game is pretty fucking hard to predict today, but it might not even matter as you could hardly fancy Stoke at all at the moment.

Sunderland could gamble today, identifying this one as winnable, but they've been fucking good at making sure they don't lose. Hopefully they go for it like they did against Norwich, but get exposed at the back. A point in that match would do, providing Newcastle win their next two games.

This was fucking easier when there was no hope.

The Spurs part spoils the bet.

Hull losing gives Derby something to play for I guess. Fuck's sake fathead.

Lascelles is quite quickly becoming very good. :cool:

Holy shit. We're actually winning.

You're going to relegate us again.

Wijnaldum own goal.

I'm going down next weekend just for the atmosphere. It'll either be hateful or hilarious. More likely to be the latter if you're coming down with us.

Ayew's just hit a post. We'll lose, but fuck knows what's going on here.

Back to reality.

We're genuinely going to be relegated at Dundee. Hold me

Tony Hibbert has been subbed on. I thought he'd retired?

Stoke. :drool:

PLEASE

Oh my god.

Newcastle staying up I reckon :nodd:

My heart hasn't beat this fast since the haxball tournament.

We've pulled a goal back at home against the mighty Charlton. Fuck off.

What a shit set of results this is turning out to be.

Fucking hell Villa.

Villa. :D

I'd feel like a right twat if I was one if the Watford fans who left early.

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Remaining fixtures for the three who can still go down:

Newcastle: Villa (A), Spurs (H)
Sunderland: Chelsea (H), Everton (H), Watford (A)
Norwich: Arsenal (A), Utd (H), Watford (H), Everton (A)

You'd suspect Sunderland are in the better position, as all three of the teams they're still to play have given up for the season and two are at home.

That point today will do a lot for Sunderland I reckon. 5 points from their last 3 games should see them safe. I doubt Newcastle will beat Spurs on the final day.

Spurs are unlikely to have anything to play for by the time the last game rolls around either.

That Sunderland goal is a bit of a kick in the nuts, but overall :drool:

Score 16 against Villa and we might just bring Palace back into this.

Commentators trying (and failling) to turn every big goal into a signature call fucks me off.

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"When you need something special, you need something... like that!"

This shadow in the ATletico game is absolute aids.

Why the fuck isn't Welbeck starting.

Rank from Arsenal again. Can't wait for Walcott to come on.

Obertan has been released :(

Rousing rendition of 'One Arsene Wenger' by the tarquin wankers who sit there every other week in silence. Fuck off.

Wish I'd gone now.

Arsenal obviously have it in for Newcastle.

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Rousing rendition of 'One Arsene Wenger' by the tarquin wankers who sit there every other week in silence. Fuck off.

Wish I'd gone now.

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Good to see the real Arsenal supporters making themselves heard over a bullying minority.

Welbeck making things happen 4 seconds after coming on. Should be starting every game.

Dat guy :cool:

What a beast.

What a pass that was by Ozil. :|

Thing of beauty that. Shame Sanchez couldn't do anything with it.

Looks like Giroud needs to go and join Gignac in Mexico (he's scored 26 goals there ffs :D)

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Good to see the real Arsenal supporters making themselves heard over a bullying minority.

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I agree. Especially Punjac MC with the sign coating off the protesters. Top Mumbai Gooner.

Win at home and people emptying the ground miles before the final whistle. :harold:

Didn't even clock that Darlow saved it with his face. :cool:

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He's looked good since coming in, Lascelles is a beast as is Townsend. This buying English players thing is alright.

Lads. :cool:

I don't think we'll win it today. Think we might tomorrow though. Even if not, I'm now relaxed unless we really cock things up and it goes to the last day. Today is just opportunity one of six to WIN THE FUCKING LEAGUE. :drool:

I'm still annoyed Cabaye got booed.

Just watching Match of the Day. If Sissoko had cost them two points by waving his arms about like an utter twat. :face:

When Arsenal finish above Spuds though. :harold:

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I'm still annoyed Cabaye got booed.

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For some it was because he chimped out towards the end and refused to play, but I imagine the majority just booed because everyone seems to boo ex-players these days for simply being an ex player, it's stupid.

Glad it was all pro-Benitez rather than an anti-Pardew day though.

Liverpool would be top four if Danny Ward wasn't on loan at Aberdeen and started every game

What a surprise, Sturridge bottling it. The guy needs to start actually attempting to win the ball when it's in the air. And follow his man on corners.

Danny, Danny Ward....Danny, Danny Warddddd

Firminio as captain. :drool:

Quite enjoyed this: http://www.theguardian.com/football/...league-ranieri

Leicester: Schmeichel, Simpson, Huth, Morgan (c), Fuchs, Mahrez, Kanté, Drinkwater, Schlupp, Okazaki, Ulloa.

Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Rojo, Carrick, Fellaini, Lingard, Rooney, Martial, Rashford.

Presumably listed wrongly and Rooney will be centre mid with Carrick again.

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Firminio as captain. :drool:

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Fuck me he's not even on the bench and my VC has defaulted to Scott Dann. :sick:

Need a stream for the Lestoh game lads.

Yeah okay I'm shitting it now.

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Yeah okay I'm shitting it now.

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It's happening today :nodd:

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Need a stream for the Lestoh game lads.

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Go to Gunners, m8...

:D

Juventus's match record (W-D-L) after nine games was 2-3-4, and now it's 28-4-4. Absolute piss take.

Who's Brad Smith? Are they playing kids?

Youth team left back and yes we are playing some.

Ward, Clyne, Skrtel, Lovren, Smith, Stewart, Chirivella, Ibe, Ojo, Coutinho, Sturridge.

Coutinho, Chirivella and Ibe have come off for Benteke, Lucas and Brannagan.

Smith, Chirivella, Stewart, Ward, and Brannagan are ones I'd never heard tell of.

That was a shitfest from us from start to finish. The 15 minutes leading up to the goal we looked like we'd turned up but then you had Lucas, wanting the entirety of time itself on the ball midway in his own half. It got nicked off him and then a comedy of defensive errors lead to their 3rd.
The defence was woeful, Lucas only made things worse after coming on and then we get to Sturridge. He was utter wank all day but for one shot. Offered nothing off the ball and isn't interested in chasing the opposition down. Responded by sulking off at the end without shaking hands with anyone.

We look in great shape for Thursday :moop:

Stream, lads?

I only saw parts of it, but surely Skrtel will be off in the summer, he's a massive liability. I don't know what to make of Lucas, he's the only proper holding midfielder in the team and is usually good at that, but he throws in games when he just switches off completely. Sturridge is not far from a falling out with Klopp, I reckon.

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Sturridge is not far from a falling out with Klopp, I reckon.

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I'm going to make a prediction that he isn't in the squad at all on Thursday.

I'll take a stream too.

'I'm not here going out for nightlife. I can't go out, really. I'm not here having fun with all my mates. I live alone. My family's close but all my friends live down south. I'm here to work. I'm not here to have fun. I'm not here for a jolly-up. Liverpool, for me, is work. It's a job. It's something I take seriously and for anyone to question my integrity, it's disrespectful. The people who say those things should take a long, hard look at themselves and probably think before they speak.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...hemselves.html

Sturridge doesn't sound very happy at Liverpool. Probably right about him not being far off a falling out with Klopp.

Fuck's sake I feel dreadful. Come on you bastards.

Yeah I need a stream as well

Pay for Sky you cheap twats.

Bloodzeed is free this weekend if you've got Acestream set up.

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Pay for Sky you cheap twats.

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Robbery.

The radio will do me though, fuck popups.

No Sky over here.

Go to reddit soccer streams sort by new then pick Navi one. Not great quality but does the job.

Get Kodi.

Fuck

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Bloodzeed though

Boo.

That's been coming.

Bottling cunts. And that fucking prick after I sell him too.

Fuck sake, don't be leaving it until next week lads.

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Bloodzeed is free this weekend if you've got Acestream set up.

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I read that Acestream is a bit of a security risk. Is that true?

Kante looked very casual tracking back there. Not like him.

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I read that Acestream is a bit of a security risk. Is that true?

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I've used it for years with no trouble.

It'll still be over tomorrow night but hopefully Spurs can get something so Leicester will clinch it at home and not by not playing at all.

Going to be an embarrassing rout this. Are these lot really top of the league? Will be hilarious when they finish 4th of the CL group next season followed by relegation.

:D

Fuck me it worked.

Ha. More bittnerness like that please Magic :)

I've paid for sky for one day for this. Don't let me down Leicester.

A Wes Morgan brace to win them the league at Old Toiltet really is the theatre of dreams.

Magic's commentary > watching the match.

This is the least I've ever enjoyed a football match.

Faillaini really should be banned for this consistent elbowing the fucking horrible caveman cunt.

I'm doing the Magic feed over the radio.

My commentator is called Arlo. The Good Dinosaur. :)

If you're going to use gimpy, tragic nicknames for things, Magic, at least spell them properly.

Lol at Schlupp's first touch, and a bigger lol at Simpson there. Was it against Man City he fluffed one like that closer to goal and they conceded from it? Liability.

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If you're going to use gimpy, tragic nicknames for things, Magic, at least spell them properly.

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Cheers Pean.

I imagine Simpson just took a year off Lee's life there.

Michael Oliver is such a good ref. Best in the business.

All these crosses. It's like the glory days of Davey Moyes.

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Juventus's match record (W-D-L) after nine games was 2-3-4, and now it's 28-4-4. Absolute piss take.

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Annoyed about that draw tbh.

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Michael Oliver is such a good ref. Best in the business.

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He has been very good. Clattenburg was fantastic last week as well.

Also, there's just too many articles out there which are presuming Leicester are going to bring this home. I still think/hope they will, but it's enough to make me a touch nervous.

Sarcasm presumably.

No, he's letting play go which is what I like to see.

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Also, there's just too many articles out there which are presuming Leicester are going to bring this home. I still think/hope they will, but it's enough to make me a touch nervous.

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It's a given at this stage isn't it?

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No, he's letting play go which is what I like to see.

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You really are a cunt, aren't you? He didn't give a blatant penalty.

:D Magic.

Go and direct message Souness for a while.

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You really are a cunt, aren't you? He didn't give a blatant penalty.

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What's your problem?

It looked like a dive to me first, only thought it was a penalty when I saw the replay.

Have I missed something or has Magic suddenly started having a pop at Lee at every opportunity? Found out you're getting cucked by an NHS administrator or something?

It's been since the thing in the job thread. Been a complete scald about him since, God knows why.

It's just fucking weird.

I just hate him. The worst thing about Leicester is Lee's utterly grateful, live and let live all men are equal attitude. He's such a nice, humbling fucking bastard. Shithead. Go back to the loathsome, moaning depressed fringe lunatic you once were.

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It's been since the thing in the job thread. Been a complete scald about him since, God knows why.

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Wait, Magic has turned into a fucktard over something said in the Jobs thread? Precious little cunt.

I am like Leicester in a lot of ways. Almost relegated to worst poster, turned it round, won best poster with competition from Lee and Jim, now I'm struggling in the CL and in a relegation battle with Dilj and Giggles.

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I just hate him. The worst thing about Leicester is Lee's utterly grateful, live and let live all men are equal attitude. He's such a nice, humbling fucking bastard. Shithead. Go back to the loathsome, moaning depressed fringe lunatic you once were.

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Ah, so it's jealousy at me being a better person than you. :D

'jeet is just like West Brom. He's shit, but you know he's consistently shit.

Won best poster? We never had a proper awards.

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Won best poster? We never had a proper awards.

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Sugar coat it how you wish If it makes you feel better.

I lolled at that too. You declared yourself best poster, which is like when Mert says he's not fat.

Summing up popular board opinion in a clear and concise statement is hardly a declaration of superiority.

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It's been since the thing in the job thread. Been a complete scald about him since, God knows why.

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What was the job thread thing?

I wish Schlupp wasn't so shit.

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Summing up popular board opinion in a clear and concise statement is hardly a declaration of superiority.

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Alright, Harold.

Popular board opinion was very nicely summed up in the thread, where some combination of Lee, Floyd, and Lewis was on every list. You weren't.

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Alright, Harold.

Popular board opinion was very nicely summed up in the thread, where some combination of Lee, Floyd, and Lewis was on every list. You weren't.

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It's nice of you to include the worst poster award lists, too.

The tattoo on Danny Simpson's neck looks a lot like a Reichsadler. I wonder if he knows.

Magic you didn't win anyway. Think Lewis got the most votes, or Jimmy.

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What was the job thread thing?

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Something Lee did in work over am inept colleague. I'm not sure on details.

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I am like Leicester in a lot of ways. Almost relegated to worst poster, turned it round, won best poster with competition from Lee and Jim, now I'm struggling in the CL and in a relegation battle with Dilj and Giggles.

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I went down years ago.

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Magic you didn't win anyway. Think Lewis got the most votes, or Jimmy.

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What? I...what?

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Magic you didn't win anyway. Think Lewis got the most votes, or Jimmy.

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In fairness they should have been counted.

Love how Leicester look more likely to score here even without their top scorer. LvG. :cool:

It's only just occurred to me that United actually have to win or it's curtains for the top four.

They need to haul Ulloa off for someone who can make runs on the break.

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It's only just occurred to me that United actually have to win or it's curtains for the top four.

They need to haul Ulloa off for someone who can make runs on the break.

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Damarai Gray can run like a bastard. You're right though, if they had Vardy to come into this game as it is he'd get a hat trick.

Nicely set-up for someone to get shafted in the last minute here.

What's all this about Depay having a chimpout and deleting all his Utd Instagram posts? Helmet.

The collapse begins. :harold:

What a fucking mess, 'Memphis' is.

That's incredibly harsh on Drinkwater.

That is in no way a sending off.

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It's only just occurred to me that United actually have to win or it's curtains for the top four.

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That's not right, is it?

Thats a booking all day.

Give Spurs hope? Lol at that piece of commentary.

Nice touch from 'Memphis', trying to get the cross in as he was diving. Sold it well.

'Astonishing!'

Alright, he cleared it. Calm down.

That was phenomenal from Schmeichel.

Schmeichel. :drool:

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That's not right, is it?

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No, they'll still have a chance.

Seems this United team can only play their best in 30-40 minute spells.

Hahahaha.

That'll do. I don't think Spurs will win tomorrow so that will hopefully be that.

Called it. Well done Leicester, shakey in the first half, much better in the second. Have your party at home.

Not a chance Spurs are winning tommorow anyway.

A Spurs win would be nice so as Leicester would actually win it at home with a win. They're better than Chelsea but I'd say they know it's over and won't get out of second gear.

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That's not right, is it?

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Not mathematically, but it ain't happening now. If they got to 62 then that would have put some form of pressure on City.

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A Spurs win would be nice so as Leicester would actually win it at home with a win. They're better than Chelsea but I'd say they know it's over and won't get out of second gear.

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They looked shattered after the West Brom game. On ability alone they ought to win tomorrow but Pochettino will have a job lifting them I reckon. Mind you, Chelsea have only won once at home since Christmas so we'll see. Whatever happens tomorrow I can't help but be confident that we'll beat midtable, nothing to play for Everton at home next week.

We will be bang up for it, haven't lost at home to Spurs for 26 years, and basically will probably put a few past them.

Even if we bring abject shame upon ourselves and lose, that's 5 points clear with 6 to play for, two draws are enough.

Yea that's it for United getting in the top 4. No way they catch City now.

Also, Leicester's last game is at Chelsea and if there's any question of Tottenham winning the title we will throw that. And would probably lose anyway.

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We will be bang up for it, haven't lost at home to Spurs for 26 years, and basically will probably put a few past them.

Even if we bring abject shame upon ourselves and lose, that's 5 points clear with 6 to play for, two draws are enough.

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There is some clear out needed there for Conte. They're an absolute cesspit of a group for reasons like that.

The players will be somewhat up for it but the crowd will be feverish, and that always drives things on.

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The players will be somewhat up for it but the crowd will be feverish, and that always drives things on.

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I honestly don't think any of that lot would care if the crowd all dropped dead in the 19th minute. Anything they do will be off their own bat, shop window, etc.

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Not mathematically, but it ain't happening now. If they got to 62 then that would have put some form of pressure on City.

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Oh I see, I thought you meant it was actually done.

All the focus will be on grinding out a 1-0 defeat against Palace in the final, now.

Good point imo.

If Vardy had been available we'd have won comfortably.

Morgan and Huth immense as always

City's line up is a disgrace. They'll still win though.

The mental strength of this squad is unmatched. Warriors to a man.

Let's go The Pensioners tomorrow. 1-1 (Kane, Fabregas).

If it goes to next week I may expire before the crucial moment

:harold:

Fourth is on.

Why the fuck isn't he playing Aguero? This could be an awful week for my FF.

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Good point imo.

If Vardy had been available we'd have won comfortably.

Morgan and Huth immense as always

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Based on what? You were shit.

Dusan Tadic is such a don.

I know this is far from a full strength city side but it's ridiculous how poor they are away from home against anyone half decent. Real will smash them in the week.

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Based on what? You were shit.

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We were fine after we equalised. No danger from your lot after that. I can see why you're not a Van Gaal fan after that. A load of sideways nothing. Vardy would have given us a better out ball and I fancy he'd have done some damage. No matter though. A good result, all but done now.

It would have been 3-1 if JV had played.

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Dusan Tadic is such a don.

I know this is far from a full strength city side but it's ridiculous how poor they are away from home against anyone half decent. Real will smash them in the week.

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How many of this team will actually start against Real though? Three?

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We were fine after we equalised. No danger from your lot after that. I can see why you're not a Van Gaal fan after that. A load of sideways nothing. Vardy would have given us a better out ball and I fancy he'd have done some damage. No matter though. A good result, all but done now.

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I agree. United look great until Leicester scored, then there wasn't really any more danger after that, whereas Leicester looked like scoring on the counter.

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How many of this team will actually start against Real though? Three?

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Oh I know it will be a far stronger side, it was more a general point about their away form all season. Haven't won away against anyone in the top 9.

Koeman to Arsenal!

Mane adding a few million to his price tag here.

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Koeman to Arsenal!

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Really? I don't think he's done anywhere near enough to get a top job.

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Really? I don't think he's done anywhere near enough to get a top job.

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That's why I said to Arsenal.

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Mane adding a few million to his price tag here.

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Was going to say, you reckon he knows this is on TV?

Mane can one week be like Ronaldo and another be like Gervinho.

Iheanacho's goal\min ratio must be quite high

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7 in 700 mins in the league.

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Mane can one week be like Ronaldo and another be like Gervinho.

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...who can one week be like Ronaldo and one week be like Aaron Lennon on a bad day.

Souness is looking odd, as if he's morphing into Brendan Rodgers. Has he had to rapidly lose weight or something because of the heart trouble?

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Based on what? You were shit.

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For a must win game YANITED were bins. Point is fine for us.

We need a pacy Vardy back up next season. Our game depends on that out ball to stretch the play

You'd think we'll be back in for Musa.

Agree with Floyd on Souness. He doesn't look great. Has the look of a cancer patient about him. I warmed to him actually last Monday night. I was watching the bit after the game and he seemed dead relaxed and as though he was enjoying himself. He's probably a nice bloke when he's not keeping the hard man act up. Drop it mate, you're too old for that shit now.

I always found him quite articulate when he worked for RTÉ but he just seems to be getting a bit demented with some of the stuff lately.

Who's Musa?

Quick Nigerian striker at CSKA Moscow. We were in for him in January. I don't know too much about him other than remembering him grabbing a couple against Argentina in the World Cup.

Musa is a Nigerian who can absolutely fly.

The guy is rapid.

Mane is one of those players who's brilliant if he hasn't got time to think. When it's just pace, power and a first time finish he's great. When he's put through with just the keeper to beat he will do everything right and then fluff it.

I think with a bit of coaching he could be a a real top player. He could do with another season at Saints to really progress but he's made it pretty clear he wants to leave and if we can get 25m for him we'd be crazy to say no.

http://connectnigeria.com/articles/w...hmed-Musa1.jpg

He's 23...

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http://connectnigeria.com/articles/w...hmed-Musa1.jpg

He's 23...

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He looks dead young to me to be fair. It's the 'tache making him look old there.

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sp...0783137_I1.JPG

25.

http://e0.365dm.com/14/04/768x432/le...20140422115557

That's just shambolic.

Just shave it ffs.

Was thinking the same, 'how. So many blokes have bizarre trouble with admitting they're going bald.

Leigh Griffiths has about fifteen children. It's no wonder he's bald and forty.

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For a must win game YANITED were bins. Point is fine for us.

We need a pacy Vardy back up next season. Our game depends on that out ball to stretch the play

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I just don't think all you were missing was a forward. You were happy to sit back and defend but created little. The result was fine for you but I don't see how Vardy turns it into an easy away win.

Did anyone clock the coverage on 5Live? Was picking my brother up from Heathrow so had to listen and they pretty much spent the entire game everywhere but Old Trafford. Shit chat with Savage (who was undoubtedly pissed), Guppy, Clive Allen (?), and a host of other cunts, interspersed with reporters at pubs in Leicester and in the away end. Anyone wanting to know what was going on in the game was fucked, reduced to wondering what the crowd noise in the background signified.

You've got to blame Mark Chapman.

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I just don't think all you were missing was a forward. You were happy to sit back and defend but created little. The result was fine for you but I don't see how Vardy turns it into an easy away win.

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If they had a focal point instead of some labouring Aztec twat they'd have stormed it.

I agree they'd have won with Vardy. For all United's possession they did fuck all with it and Leicester looked by far the more likely.

Stuck the MLS on so as not to waste this 24 hours of Sky Sports.... but it really is shit. Giovinco just had a really shit chip attempt that wasn't even close, and they mentioned it was the "wrong decision" but then went on about how it shows what a high quality player he is.

Leicester did fuck all, what's going on? There best option was a set piece because Rojo couldn't defend.

It looked to me like they were much more potent on the break (albeit with no final ball) while United just huffed and puffed.

Kiko has a point. We didn't create anything. I think all people are saying is that we would have were Vardy playing. When we're in ultra sitting back mode he's who we look to to stretch teams and it works; his pace, pressing and movement creates chances. There's no reason that wouldn't have been the case today given that it's worked well against better sides than United. As it is, he wasn't playing, neither side created much and 1-1 was about right.

Also, we've SAVED FOOTBALL so nobody is allowed to be horrible to us.

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Kiko has a point. We didn't create anything. I think all people are saying is that we would have were Vardy playing. When we're in ultra sitting back mode he's who we look to to stretch teams and it works; his pace, pressing and movement creates chances. There's no reason that wouldn't have been the case today given that it's worked well against better sides than United. As it is, he wasn't playing, neither side created much and 1-1 was about right.

Also, we've SAVED FOOTBALL so nobody is allowed to be horrible to us.

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Oh my actual...

The more being a reasonable human being upsets you the more I'm going to make a point of doing it, you fucking pervert.

It just shows there wasn't much between the two teams and really we have both won the moral league.

I'm going to watch a guy sounding his urethra with a huge earth worm to make myself feel better.

That sounds like a nice way to spend your evening. I hope you enjoy it, You, of all people on TTH, deserve the right to make yourself happy.

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=3d9_1461933534

Why did I click on that? :(

That's a bit grim. I shall be sharing that.

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Just shave it ffs.

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Or have a Hair Transplant

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChZk7yPW0AEmAlr.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36183463

:cab:

He's not well clearly.

He's clearly partaken in a bit of sex masochism over the years.

Of course he fucking has, he's Dutch.

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It's a given at this stage isn't it?

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I mean, if Spurs beat Chelsea, I'd fancy them to win out the season.

That means that Leicester will need two points somewhere, and while I'd back them to get it again Everton, if they come unstuck there and need to go to Stamford Bridge and get a point (or even three), then it's back up for grabs.

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I mean, if Spurs beat Chelsea, I'd fancy them to win out the season.

That means that Leicester will need two points somewhere, and while I'd back them to get it again Everton, if they come unstuck there and need to go to Stamford Bridge and get a point (or even three), then it's back up for grabs.

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Chelsea will lie down in the last game so there's 3 points for Leicester regardless.

The ideal scenario is Spurs win tonight and then Leicester win at home to Everton, which will remove any small bit of relevance that Chelsea are still clinging to.

[gifv]g6V5TMx[/gifv]

Missed this :D

Vardy has won the Football Writers' Player of the Year Award. What a season.

'Mon Chelsea.

It's a shame Leicester are going to seal it while not even playing, but I guess one can't have everything.

Sir Henry made an impassioned case for Kanté to win said award - on the basis that one of the criteria is 'upholding the xxx blah blah spirit of the game', which Vardy hasn't - and it was hard to argue, really.

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It's a shame Leicester are going to seal it while not even playing, but I guess one can't have everything.

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I'm not sure it will happen. If I had to predict anything I'd go for a draw but that's just hope. Spurs are better than Chelsea. If it's done tonight Saturday will be brilliant anyway.

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Sir Henry made an impassioned case for Kanté to win said award - on the basis that one of the criteria is 'upholding the xxx blah blah spirit of the game', which Vardy hasn't - and it was hard to argue, really.

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Kante is the player I'm most fearful of losing and the one I think we're most likely to lose. We can adapt our style of play to cover a Vardy or a Mahrez absence. Without Kante the team would be a completely different animal.

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It's a shame Leicester are going to seal it while not even playing, but I guess one can't have everything.

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Makes it even better. Can catch the dissapointed Yid faces live on TV.

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I'm not sure it will happen. If I had to predict anything I'd go for a draw but that's just hope. Spurs are better than Chelsea. If it's done tonight Saturday will be brilliant anyway.



Kante is the player I'm most fearful of losing and the one I think we're most likely to lose. We can adapt our style of play to cover a Vardy or a Mahrez absence. Without Kante the team would be a completely different animal.

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Apparently Wanyama is one of your targets. Decent option but completely different to Kante. You'd probably end up spending most the money you get for Kante on him as well, best off looking somewhere other than England for any replacement.

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Makes it even better. Can catch the dissapointed Yid faces live on TV.

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I doubt there's a Spurs fan about that doesn't know this is over. Maybe if Kane does a ligament or something you might see it though :yn:

Why do you hate the club you supposedly support?

I use 'fearful' loosely, of course. I want to see us have a decent crack at getting out of our Champions' League group or, failing that, a good run in the Europa League after Christmas. I really couldn't give a shit what happens in the league.

Once this is sealed what more is there for a club like Leicester? I'd love to see an FA Cup win before I'm dead, I suppose. I'll probably start yearning for Barnsley away and Millwall at home under the floodlights soon enough though.

To be fair, Leicester's seen a fair bit of success in the last couple of decades. For Newcastle I'd take a League Cup and be thankful. Bollocks to league success. We tried, we failed. We'll never get that close again.

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To be fair, Leicester's seen a fair bit of success in the last couple of decades. For Newcastle I'd take a League Cup and be thankful. Bollocks to league success. We tried, we failed. We'll never get that close again.

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1992 until 2003 was pretty good. But the five or six years before Pearson came in the first time were easily the worst in the history of the club.

To answer your question, I grew up (as a child/young teenager) thinking our 1997 FA Cup and 1998 Cup Winners' Cup wins were as good as it would get, I then saw us win the league aged 17, 18, 22 (going regularly that season) and 27, and the European Cup at 24.

The only thing there is now left to see is an exciting homegrown team emerge. That is unlikely ever to happen, but now that is the only thing that stokes the dreams that for most club supporters are produced by those trophies they think (often correctly) will never come.

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I use 'fearful' loosely, of course. I want to see us have a decent crack at getting out of our Champions' League group or, failing that, a good run in the Europa League after Christmas. I really couldn't give a shit what happens in the league.

Once this is sealed what more is there for a club like Leicester? I'd love to see an FA Cup win before I'm dead, I suppose. I'll probably start yearning for Barnsley away and Millwall at home under the floodlights soon enough though.

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Weren't you yearning for that last year?

Peak was when we won the Johnstones paint trophy.

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Kante is the player I'm most fearful of losing and the one I think we're most likely to lose. We can adapt our style of play to cover a Vardy or a Mahrez absence. Without Kante the team would be a completely different animal.

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Would you not have to get a similar player to Vardy to keep the counters going?

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I use 'fearful' loosely, of course. I want to see us have a decent crack at getting out of our Champions' League group or, failing that, a good run in the Europa League after Christmas. I really couldn't give a shit what happens in the league.

Once this is sealed what more is there for a club like Leicester? I'd love to see an FA Cup win before I'm dead, I suppose. I'll probably start yearning for Barnsley away and Millwall at home under the floodlights soon enough though.

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Europe would be the biggest thing for me. Imagine seeing your team beat Barcelona/Bayern/Real etc.

We've never won a trophy in the time I've been alive, and that FA Cup Final was heartbreaking. That said,I've (hopefully) got another 50 odd years, chances are we'll win something like the League Cup, just depends on how long I have to wait.

Having seen us win the European Cup when we were shit, everything else feels like a "nice to have". Nothing is ever topping 2005.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoM4PqsBcF8

:drool:

90th fucking minute.

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I always am, really. As a fan the Championship is more fun. The whole thing is less sanitised, the teams are more interesting, and there are more matches for your money. A club our size is always aiming (even if not successfully) to go up so there's a prize. Sooner or later in this league we'll just go back to being happy with 15th. Which would be tolerable if there are some cup runs in there, but no club is prioritising that any longer.

Obviously this season is very different and if we're about to head into a decade of challenging for European spots through the league then I'll happily take it. But the ideal, from a watching the games point of view, is us being a yo yo club. That way you get your relative success in promotion and staying up, but not for long enough that it loses any meaning. I'd want that interspersed with the odd top ten top flight finish and rare cup win. Which is broadly what I'll get, as that's what we've always done.

I've seen us finish runners up for something on five occasions. A couple of semi finals and a handful of quarters.

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Would you not have to get a similar player to Vardy to keep the counters going?


Europe would be the biggest thing for me. Imagine seeing your team beat Barcelona/Bayern/Real etc.

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Or beating Vitesse only to get spanked by FC Midgetland. :happycry:

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Why do you hate the club you supposedly support?

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I don't support them. Nor do I hate them really, though it is fun to lol at them. After so many years I just found it an empty experience; I don't even live in the same country and I've never been to a game. No connection.

A Kane doing would still be nice though heading into Euro 2016.

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Would you not have to get a similar player to Vardy to keep the counters going?

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We don't always have to be a counter attacking team though. Whereas Kante (look at his stats the last two seasons) is the best in the world at what he does. We can't replace that.

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The context for us is this: We're a club who have won nothing but three League Cups. I've been lucky enough to see us win to of those and thought that was the peak. We've finished second once in our history and have lost in four FA Cup finals. The other East Midlands clubs have had more success historically. Derby won the league in the 70s. We all know what Forest did. Even fucking Coventry down the road had an FA Cup. Across a region with a lot of clubs of similar size we've been the bridesmaids. Win this and that's all gone. Europe will be a fantastic novelty. I've seen us knocked out in the first stage of the UEFA Cup twice. So just having six guaranteed games in Europe is something. The only time we've been past the first round of European competition was in the 60s. We beat Glenavon, for fuck's sake. We were then knocked out by Atletico. As we were in 1997, in shitty refereeing circumstances. I'd love us to have a crack at them next season.

Anyway, I'm having a proper football feast today. I'm watching Walsall-Fleetwood at the moment. The home side are 1-0 up which means they can still beat Burton to promotion to the Championship and Fleetwood can still be caught by Blackpool and go down to League Two. Then it's Brighton-Derby and Burnley-QPR. I just want any combination of results which makes fucking over THE MARKET LEADER more likely. Boro and Brighton up, please. Then the big one tonight.

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Having seen us win the European Cup when we were shit, everything else feels like a "nice to have". Nothing is ever topping 2005.

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Surely a league title would be huge for you? Massive club like Liverpool and its never happened in your football-watching life.

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Surely a league title would be huge for you? Massive club like Liverpool and its never happened in your football-watching life.

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It would be great, but a league title builds up over a long period of the season. The European Cup felt like a complete bolt of lightning from nowhere. The run itself had a series of "holy shit" moments, and you were convinced to the last that we were going to find some way to chuck it (Gudjohnsen missing a sitter in the last minute in the second leg of the semi-final, Shevchenko doing the same). To see us actually win it was incredible, never mind the circumstances of going 3-0 down and looking straight at a potential humiliation.

It was the main reason why Rafa Benitez could have relegated the club and I wouldn't have cared. Rafa. :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBsraNDmuBU

:drool:

#somehowabout

I was at that Juve game :)

If memory serves, Scott Carson was in goals.

He was, and he chucked one in from Cannavaro.

The thing about Europe is that it's the best thing if your club is consistently winning titles. I want desperately to see Juventus win the CL one day. I didn't see the win in 1996, but I've seen plenty of final losses since then.

But if we'd gone a decade without a title, the Serie A would absolutely be the priority. It's all context.

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I didn't see the win in 1996, but I've seen plenty of final losses since then.

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That and them losing to a Lars Ricken inspired Dortmund are the first two CL finals I remember. I should have been a Juve fan :moop:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoM4PqsBcF8

:drool:

90th fucking minute.

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BELLAMY! IT'S IN!

Some team that was.

Lee you have to get to the Euro away next year. They're brilliant.

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Lee you have to get to the Euro away next year. They're brilliant.

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I doubt I'll be high enough priority to get a ticket but I'll be looking at buying privately so long as I'm not ripped off. I'll travel to at least one ticketless anyway. A few of the blokes I sit with are doing the same so we'll probably do that as a group. Worst case scenario we're in a new place getting pissed watching in a bar. I can live with that.

Hopefully enough of the tickets will end up in the right hands. I'm looking forward to trying to get to some tin pot place in Europe in the uefa.

Lewis Dunk getting sent off could be huge for next weekend's game with Boro.

A win for Burnley this afternoon promotes them.

Do all Brighton fans support anther club in England?

Yeah, that could have gone better. Bit stupid by Dunk really. They weren't winning from that position, and the draw was meaningless, so losing him for next week is by far the worst outcome of the game. Oh well, going to have to do it the hard way, one way or another. Hopefully Boro shit the bed. Still don't really get Baldock (and Hughton's obsession with him) and they should never take Skalak off if at all possible, his set pieces are pretty much Brighton's No.1 threat.

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Hopefully enough of the tickets will end up in the right hands. I'm looking forward to trying to get to some tin pot place in Europe in the uefa.

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I'd fucking love a couple of years in the Europa.

Who do Brighton and Middlesbrough play in their last game?

Each other, at the Riverside.

Nice. Well, not for Brighton, but that's a nice end to the season.

Burnley are such a load of neanderthals. Straight back down again.

Bit shit that they're going up. Such a yawn last time.

They're really dull and Dyche is a wanker. One relegation spot next year filled.

They play highly effective Championship football but as soon as you come up against any sort of higher tempo passing football you just get brutally exposed playing like that. They made no real attempt to stay up last time, as I recall.

He can't spit a sentence out without saying at least one wanker phrase. He's the Finchy to Holloway's Brent.

Holloway: 'Ginger Mourinho? Now they'll be calling 'im the dark 'aired Sean Dyche'.

Too good.

Holloway is such a dickhead.

Right, Chelsea need to be relieving me of all my football-related stress here.

We'll win pretty easily I think.

Yep, this needs to end.

Though a yids win would allow me to cash out a few hundred quid. http://www.wearetheherd.com/forum/Sm...Lookaround.gif

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Should be pretty straightforward, Spurs will be on the beach since the Brom game.

If Spurs win tonight I'm going to be a fucking wreck on Saturday.

Dundee derby tonight. Expect some decent arrests.

I can't imagine anybody will want to tear themselves away from the Dundee Dance Event to be honest.

Can't think of anything worse, though Waff loved it. Maybe 10 years ago.

Never seen the town so busy. It was quality.

Tonight will not be. I'm hoping I'm refused entry and lots of arrests

Times like this I still wish I lived on Sandeman St. Though couldn't really see inside Dens but still some tasty scrappage. Parking the car miles away too on match day. :drool:

Looking forward to work tomorrow, like.

Dunk... dear oh dear. He's reckless way too often to be receiving the kind of praise he does.

Time to get Middleborough back. They beat us 3-0 last time.

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Burnley are such a load of neanderthals. Straight back down again.

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Burnley, Boro and Hull is the nightmare. Absolute shitkickers to a man.

The only saving grace with Burnley is it'll be nice seeing Dyche and Barton shown up on a weekly basis.

Good to see Chelsea making use of these dead-rubbers to give some of those title-winning youngsters a game :moop:

He said to me that when he was growing up in Antwerp that he used to play in a cage, a really tight cage with loads of kids.

That's superb, Scotty.

Benfica v Braga in the cup semi final for all those who like proper football.

Sutton laying in to Utd here. :cool:

I'll be disappointed if Sky haven't managed to rig up a live feed of Wes Morgan and Andy King watching the game in an otherwise deserted bar with a bottled lager each and an opened up packet of Walkers, just so they can cut to it when the goals go in.

They're all round Jamie Vardy's house apparently. And Ranieri has been flown back in a private jet.

Chelsea's line up looks a bit shitty to me. Form says Spurs will win. Fuck off form. Come on Chelsea. :cool:

Ranieri's out for tea with his mum. What a don.

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Ranieri's out for tea with his mum. What a don.

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Nah he's back apparently. He's already had his lunch with mother.

I heard a great account the other day of the ideal ending to this season, in which it goes right to the last day and Leicester visit Chelsea needing a point, but go 1-0 down early on and it stays that way until the last minute of added time when a Leicester corner comes in, John Terry takes it on the chest, volleys it into his own net as his final act as a Chelsea player, wheels away to slide on his knees, arms aloft in front of the Leicester fans, then straight down the tunnel, into his car, and off into the sunset.

Last time I recall that happening was ITV cutting to a few Leeds players watching Liverpool beat Utd to clinch them the title. Should really have jumped on that this time.

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I heard a great account the other day of the ideal ending to this season, in which it goes right to the last day and Leicester visit Chelsea needing a point, but go 1-0 down early on and it stays that way until the last minute of added time when a Leicester corner comes in, John Terry takes it on the chest, volleys it into his own net as his final act as a Chelsea player, wheels away to slide on his knees, arms aloft in front of the Leicester fans, then straight down the tunnel, into his car, and off into the sunset.

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Poor Chelsea :(

This defending is disgusting. How does @Waff put up with it without having several heart attacks each game?

A Fabregas sending off here would be a nice twist too.

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He just forgets his troubles and dances.

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'Yeah? What have you ever done on the telly? Nothing, so don't...'

5 home wins all season, the bottom 4, and Arsenal.

:D

We only had nine men and one of them was Theo Walcott.

Cunts

Perfectly timed run there.

Chelsea are so shit.

That's the snooker going on then.

How the Dundee derby going?

I know he's just scored but Son is absolutely turd.

Dembele is trolling Costa hard this evening. Fantastic.

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It's fucking shit.

Dembele gona get a ban. Why do footballers do really weird shit like scratch and bite? It's weird.

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Because they think they will get away with it - because it isn't a punch.

Nice to see a few fights breaking out to take the headlines away from our absolutely gutless sham of a performance.

Fabregas needs a bullet in the back of the head.

Just wanted some extra prep time for the euros the wee scamp.

Tottenham have been told to wind up Costa here. That's vertonghen and dembele blatantly trying to get Costa to react and get sent off. Dirty.

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Awful player any time I've seen him.

It would be about 4-0 if Son wasn't the worst player on the pitch.

The only thing we can do to get worse is inevitably wheel Hazard on, when he should be getting chopped up at the glue factory.

LMAO @Waffdon. :cool:

Chelsea getting their pants pulled down. They're such a shower of shite. Not sure how buying the whole Juve side and making them even dirtier bastards is going to help.

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It would be about 4-0 if Son wasn't the worst player on the pitch.

The only thing we can do to get worse is inevitably wheel Hazard on, when he should be getting chopped up at the glue factory.

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Wasn't he giving it the big'un during the week as well?

He's such a cunt.

The Leicester fans not reacting at all, but them still feeling the need to show it. :D

One thing I will say is that if Mourinho were still around we would not be losing this.

'Mon you useless shits, their heads are down now :drool:

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You'd also be 16th in the league.

Even if Chelsea score again there's no way they're not conceding another.

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Of course you would

@Waffdon :(

Dillon is fucking shite!!!

There goes my clean sheets. CUNT.

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You obviously don't remember him shitting out the cuntiest 0-0 of the season against you back at the Lane, when we were even worse than we are now.

Are dundee orange usually that bad. So many basic defensive errors

@Waffdon :(

Hope you didn't stay and clap that shite mate.

Come on you fuckers hold on to this now!

Fair play to the cunt, he's been the best player on the pitch since he came on.

Fuuuuuck me.

What a fucking finish :drool:

Same corner of the same goal as Iniesta all those years ago.

Fabregas is SEETHING.

Chelsea can calm the fuck down I need them to have 11 on the pitch.

Spurs heads completely gone.

What are Chelsea doing? Players running to the ref like that... do they think they are Barcelona?

There's going to be about 10 minutes added time here, for fuck's sake.

Spurs need to do everyone a favour here and give Costa and Fabregas a good fucking smack.

Embarrassing from Fabregas.

I've never seen so many fucking ridiculous bookings in one game. Bit of malice in that Dier one, which you rarely see nowadays.

Yep that was pathetic from Dier. Completely lost his head.

Let's all have a disco.

Idiotic me came here to see what Max Power et al would say about winning the League not realizing they don't live here and have proper lives smfh.

90 min +1: Chelsea’s fans are just chanting “Leicester! Leicester!”

I'll never understand certain "bantz".

Chanting Ranieri's name too. Tinpot cunts.

Leicester have won the league. :|

Absolute disgrace from Spurs in this injury period.

Spurs :D choking to the last.


Leicester though. It's fucking actually happened :cool:

Spurs really are a bunch of dirty pricks. So glad they've bottled it.

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They've done it :drool:

I've done this kicking players thing when you're pissed off like Spurs are.

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Been a rough few weeks lad. Enjoy.

Dier absolutely went through someone in the last second there when Clattenburg had turned around. Complete joke.

A masterclass in how not to lose.

Congrats Lee. :)

Fucking hell. Leicester City are the champions of England. Jesus Christ.

I remember Jimmy making a point about teams against Man United when we were in the process of coming back to win from 2-0 against Villa back when that was a thing that happened, saying that at the first sign of life teams would cave in a moment of "Oh here we fucking go" and United would find their way to a win.

Spurs have the opposite, even when they're in a comfortable position teams just don't really fear them.

Also: How the fuck have Leicester fucking City won the league? Jesus. I mean it's amazing and everything but what the fuck.

I fucking love it when footballers kick off, it's fucking amazing.

Congrats. Enjoy it Lee.

Watching Spurs go into absolute meltdown has to be one of the funniest ten minutes of football I've ever seen. Some proper snidey shit from them as well.

Glorious stuff. Nice one Leicester. :cool:

That was awful from both teams. How on earth Dier got away with that last challenge I'll never know.

Bank Holiday Tuesday in Leicester then.

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Yep. Harry Kane doesn't look to have taken it well and Dier/Mason were just flat out kicking people.

Poor old Tottenham, what a shame.

Claudio :drool:

And @Max Power. It's not all about Lee!

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Spurs got a bit violent towards the end. Mason and Dier were both lucky not to see red at the same time.

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You must be over the moon for Lee in fairness.

Can't wait for Gary Linekar to present match of the day in his pants next season.

Enjoy it Lee, enjoy it Max, make sure neither of you have a clear head tomorrow morning.

Suck it Magic.

We need the Ranieri appreciation thread started. Someone email Toby.

What an anti-climax though. I'd have preferred to see them do it at the scum but seeing the tinpot lids bottle it like this is almost just as good. :drool:

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I'd heard that was next season. I thought it would be this weekend. Needs to be.

Unfuckinbelievable.

I remember a little less than a year ago reading @Max Power and @Lee just basically being happy their team snatched staying in the Prem for another season.

I feel so much enjoy for you guys. Shame to think United could have capitalized like your lot have, but you deserve to have this day more than I will any day supporting Man United.

Congratulations.

Really off topic but my house just started shaking? Everyone in the street wondering what's gone on.

That was tough, magic. Ugh. Didn't clap but stayed until I was thrown out with the Derry.

What a horrible feeling. Absolutely freezing as well because idiot moi is in shorts.

Scotty Parker is struggling to contain his excitement.

Fucking brilliant. Well done Leicester: absolute different class all season.

WE HATE TOTTENHAM

Ranieri :hail:

'40 odd games'.

38, Scott....

A Chelsea fan friend of mine is knocking Leicester for only needing 77 points to be champions. The salt is real. :D

I've always considered Ranieri a coach that will get you 4th if you need CL, will get you 6th if you need Europa and will get you 17th if you need to stay up, and I also always said that he'd never win the title. He's somehow done it when he needed 17th. What a season that man has had.

Those last 10 minutes or so of everyone kicking the shit out of each other were something else. Was Lloris the only Spud not to be booked? How Dier didn't get a straight red (never mind a second yellow) can only, presumbly, be put down to Clattenberg just wanting to end the game. Dembele's getting a retrospective as well. What was Vorm up to at the end? What a load of cunts.

To dare is to do

When it's Costa, it's hard to know if Dembele deserves a retrospective ban or a medal.

I have no idea what the punch up at the end was all about. Pochettino himself seemed to steam onto the pitch at one point as well to get involved in a scrap or two. Argies never change.

Can Dembele get a ban for that? The lino watched it happen and didn't do anything.

Basically, the opposite to Dele Alli last Monday. Alli's punch wasn't seen by the referee's so he could be punished retrospectively.

Talk about losing your heads. That was a Chelsea vs Barcelona style meltdown in the last 10 minutes. Hazard was unplayable when he came on this evening. Backed up his talk in the build up, to be fair to him.

Leicester. :rasta:

The real question is - is this a false position?

Lost my shit when Hazard scored. Game of the season that, fucking brilliant. Even Spurs losing their heads was great.

Delighted.

Spurs might never get this close again. Welcome to our world.

We're still second and have the best manager in the league :drool:

I would go fucking all out kicking players too, there's nothing to lose really.

Apart from the title. You could've kept your heads and tried to score instead.

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Fucking hell he took a fair tumble, no spring chicken either. Big fines are needed after this one.

Love how only the stewards cared.

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Second best, at most. You've lost out to someone who's beaten you with less in every imaginable way.

You know what? We haven't just won the league. We've pissed it. Top since January, seven points clear with two games left to play. Lol.

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You know what? We haven't just won the league. We've pissed it. Top since January, seven points clear with two games left to play. Lol.

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It's just crazy. I spent every week for months just assuming the wheels were going to come off at some point.

I think this is probably the right moment for Taz to make a triumphant return. False position indeed.

Lol @ my avatar change when I've always been a big Ranny fan.

"Death to Lee".

Fucking hell :D

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Yeh it was mad. I thought it was the end of the world or some fucker steeling my wheely bin.

The lows really do fucking suck.

On the plus side, Peterhead away next season.

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Can't beat a good dose of karma :cool:

Get fucked, Waff. Richly deserved.

Chelsea are true heroes. Always liked them as a club. Diego Costa was a warrior, Hazard was incredible. The mutual wankfest at Stamford Bridge on the final day will be good.

Mutual? I can't see the Chelsea fans and players sticking around to congratulate you for more than 20 seconds. And nor should they.

Sticking around? Everyone is happy that Tottenham fucked it up and they game doesn't mean anything. Ranieri is coming back etc etcc

Ah, we'll see. I suspect the big party will obviously be this weekend - i imagine it's going to be pretty mental.

I really can't wait. It's going to be brilliant.

ST holder at work here today stood silently in briefing, asked to speak towards the end, and then let out the biggest roar I've ever heard before dancing out of the room.

Yeah another week of fretting about getting one more win may just have killed me. Now it's just looking forward and planning the party. Incredible.

The most heroic thing anyone did last night was Willian pointing at his golden champions arm crest thing whilst Spurs were losing their shit at the end.

I also liked his running it into the corner for Leicester moves.

All I've seen of the game is what the STV news showed last night, but in the moment Hazard's finish looked like a fucking peach. I wonder if that mooted Hamez swap deal is still feasible.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Captain Willian next season.

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Very much so, sirs.

Manager is gone, two more to follow and it'll be worth it.

First archived thread? :drool:

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Costa the unflinching was a sight to behold. When he's acting peacemaker in the face of your face scratching, you know you've gone batshit.

How Spurs had 11 left at the end there is beyond me - Dier, Walker, Dembele all could have walked.