Might as well get it kicked off with a solid 3/10 courtesy of Sid Lowes twitter.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPQh6BhUsAATjmN.jpg
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Might as well get it kicked off with a solid 3/10 courtesy of Sid Lowes twitter.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPQh6BhUsAATjmN.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/evLoONh.jpg
Way to go Mr. President.
https://vine.co/v/hYdLVKDpAFu
Can we not embed those?
Also, I hate this thread title. Couldn't remember what it was called so took me ages to find it.
Vines go in the video thread you communist.
Yeah it totally doesn't do what it says on the tin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Four posts in, too late to change it now.
Nah, that thread's more for Magic's weird shit. Funny stuff goes in here. Except for longer videos. Vines are short enough that they almost qualify as animated gifs.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
It's not, it's that in my head 'funny' was what I'd used before to search for it but you've changed that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Bet you'll remember next time after all this though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
No. Change it back.
You may ask a mod. I can't do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
@phonics?
Stop moaning about the thread title when you've posted a bloody video.
Take it to the LOLvidya thread.
I posted vines in the old one too.
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/201...43697457-1.jpg
Party Cannon :D
I cant even read most of those.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Merse
Upon investigation, Party Cannon's logo on the actual poster isn't colourised.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danny
It's a fantastic little ploy, but I genuinely thought the whole thing was made up as some sort of satire of death metal band logos. Turns out all the logos are real, which is even funnier.
I'm wondering which one will end on on Merse's arm. :baz:
Whichever one his missus likes best.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
I'd seen the uncoloured version too and didn't realise it was a 'true' version - but it is still quite lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luca
Dogging?
Just seen this. The text messages made me laugh:
http://i.imgur.com/99sjpZQ.png
I posted that on the old board.
Alright phonics.
LD tha GAWD
Is there any way (other than having a Twitter account, I'm not that deranged) to make .twimg pictures actually appear?
What do you mean?
Pics from pbs.twimg never show up in people's posts, I'd assumed it was a twitter based image hosting site.
That one is appearing for me (I also don't have twitter), but I have had it before where I can't see a twitter image but other people who do have it can.
Donald Trump dog:
http://i60.tinypic.com/1zfl8io.jpg
:D
More here from the New York Halloween dog parade: http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/g...15-in-pictures
http://i.imgur.com/omeAvJU.webm
This doesn't seem to want to embed in the post but here - http://imgur.com/gallery/omeAvJU
I don't know if I'd have found this so funny had the image not loaded after I read the text, but:
Kenneth Pinyan.
Is something meant to happen? I got bored waiting for anything.
There's a knocking sound but I don't see how it relates to a picture of some cats.
Yeah, it was the knocking sound that made me think something was going to happen but I got bored waiting to see if anything would.
If you're wearing headphones it's spooky as fuck.
It just stops after a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Why is that not safe for work? :confused:
Its just two cats with a knocking sound, highly pointless.
I only put NSFW because I thought some people might be annoyed at unexpected noise at work.
It doesn't work through speakers but through headphones it's quite disconcerting.
But anyway.
Ah, I thought I opened the funny pictures thread. Was gutted when I realised it was the pictures with sounds played over the top one.
It's pretty convincing with headphones. Obviously if you've been on the internet at all the penny'll drop very quickly but with headphones on the first knock couple of knocks weirded me out briefly.
My favourite one of those is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG4UMxP3HsM
Yeah it looks fuck all like a dick.
I saw a thumbnail and it quite looked like one, but in that bigger version not in the slightest.
Dunno, this'll take some beating:
https://media.giphy.com/media/G4EcqHRivMhAk/giphy.gif
Not in a mosque but relevant, and great:Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby
http://i.imgur.com/AcODcFA.gif
Prince of Morocco snubbing various attempts to kiss his hand: http://i.imgur.com/ghgH8tB.gifv
:D
That's brilliant.
That is bizarre :D
That's going on far too long so I'm just expecting it to be one of those things that are made to give you a fright.
:harold:
That's brilliant. :D
Does it ever end?
You can see it jump slightly about five seconds in, so it's clearly a loop.
Worth the wait.
My submission for Muslim Gif of the Year:
http://imgur.com/eEvzZCb.gif
"This is why we don't have snow in Saudia Arabia"
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Subtle inclusion of a pigs head :DQuote:
Please paint David Cameron dressed as Santa flying over Syria in his magical sleigh spreading Christmas cheer to the people of Syria by dropping suspiciously bomb-shaped presents.
Thanks,
Stuart Howard
http://c.files.bbci.co.uk/15A21/prod...88_gettsdf.jpg
This was the chosen picture on the BBC football front page.
http://lifehacklane.com/img_posts/20...7-12-35-45.jpg
http://lifehacklane.com/img_posts/20...7-12-38-01.jpg
http://lifehacklane.com/img_posts/20...7-12-38-22.jpg
http://lifehacklane.com/img_posts/20...7-12-39-13.jpg
http://lifehacklane.com/img_posts/20...7-12-31-30.jpg
http://lifehacklane.com/img_posts/20...7-12-31-17.jpg
It's funny but I presume I'd need the sound for full effect.
Mike Tyson.
Most of these are pretty good - http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/i...oat#.nvN2Kwjzn
Best I've seen of the drunken NYE idiots:
http://i.imgur.com/tJVSKU2.jpg
I saw one from Kiko of Manchester city centre which was amusing. It might have been on Facebook.
Where's Mellberg when you need him.
Lamping someone.
:(
It's annoyed me that that is clearly not the inside of the same house shown at the top.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Why can't it have a back or side door, Mr Architecture?
because there is a fence there. Side door, yeah, but it would be such an inadequate design. I don't think I could handle it.
Build us a wearable shed, Molton, mate.
Maybe the garden tapers off into a path that is less wide than the house and therefore can't be seen from that angle. Did you even think about that?
I've considered it again, and have reverted back to my original feelings. First that can't be a side door because the space between the wall and window frame above the sink is too large for it to be the one shown from the front.
It can't be a rear window as yeah it could fit in, but only if there was one other room, and what's that going to be? A bedroom toilet combo?
It's not going to taper off because there is obviously a room on the right of the kitchen that would make it too large, and we know the house doesn't extend too far back, as we know we are looking at the longest side of the house due to the direction of the roof trusses.
Fuck you, Charlie.
No imagination.Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie
http://i.imgur.com/KLNG38X.png
I'd say the front of the house looks about 4m long, so there is a possible width of 4m as well.
The kitchen in the picture is at least 3.2 metres long, leaving a maximum 0.8 metres for a bedroom and bathroom.
With a length of each room being 2m. Basically, far too small to pass any building standards.
Now, the only workable possibility I see would be having a joint bedroom, kitchen and living room. However, basically what I see myself admitting now is that it probably is possible, especially when you are trying to satisfy the needs of an animal who is used to living in a bin.
You need to think in terms of narrative, not architecture. If the news is only just being broken to Oscar, why would he already be outside the house in question? The house shown is just a random house, whilst the kitchen shown is part of the house that they have bought which is elsewhere.
Well that doesn't work either, why drag that bin all the way to a random house in order to tell him they bought him a house, but not this one that we just brought you to (for no apparent reason), another one somewhere else. Either drag him to the right one or just tell him wherever the bin usually is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
I hate you all.
Look at the way Bert and Ernie, and Elmo are facing. The house they bought is behind our viewpoint.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
He died of shock and that bin in a clean kitchen is heaven/hell.
I can buy that, what really doesn't make sense is the position of the door on the interior pic, it's clearly going to hit the end of the worktop before it's opened very far.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Fucking hell on the last page what was 'Good evening paedophiles' because it just fucking played automatically in front of my mum and step-dad (who ironically we suspect probably is a paedophile).
It was a clip off the ITN news. It's the anchor saying 'Good evening' then launching into the next story which begins with 'paedophiles' too quickly.
Whilst Jimmy right be right and the top pic isn't actually the house they bought, we can be sure the kitchen is the one bought for him.
Now the concerning thing I have just noticed, that surely makes you question the intelligence of the whole gang, is that he's decided to occupy the much smaller bin in that kitchen, rather than make use of all the space.
Additionally, he doesn't look quite as normal peaking out of the bin like that. It's almost as thought he didn't want to move in, but was forced out of his old bin into the new place, and found comfort and safety in the only place he knew.
Why did it play automatically? Shit forum.
I don't know. It doesn't for me.
Oh wait, it does play automatically for me but it's muted by default. It's a vine. They just play when you scroll onto them, I think.
:D
Fucking hell.
That took me a good 15 seconds.
Saw this on reddit at lunchtime and it still takes s distressingly long time to see the right picture.
I was in a restaurant this lunchtime looking through twitter with image previews on my laptop and that came up. I almost chocked on my open steak ciabatta.
I'm seeing nothing out of the ordinary.
Genuinely didn't know what the fuck was going on for a good 30 seconds.
Scary how long it took me to see the 'normal' image :\
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Originally Posted by Giggles
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It works much better when the image is small.
You've obviously never seen a proper gaping arsehole mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by 7om
I saw a pile of large root vegetables, which probably says a lot about me.
Jim you monster, that's a baby.
I bet that kid's aunt is a right cunt.
People who slam their logos on stuff they haven't made :sick:
Someone fix that, there's no button for embedding tweets and I can never remember how.
There.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
You just use the numbers.
:thbup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
I'd forgot that.
'Booby Sands' :D
Also, Mary Lou McDonald is definitely one for the shameful lustage thread for me.
I found these much funnier than I probably should have.
http://www.dailyedge.ie/trinity-stat...95763-Feb2016/
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Magic all over
Perhaps the best sequence of tweets I've seen:
1.
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3.
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That really got me. :D
Looks like the megabus man has a Hitler tache in that first image.
Currently being offered in a town in Donegal. I hear the customers are queued all the way up the road for this bargain.
https://scontent-amt2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...43&oe=57655505
I once stopped at a petrol station on the drive to Cork and was offered "free logs of wood" for the fire because I'd filled the car up. I fucking love this island.
1 turnip :D
Want to be a proper turnip or its bag of spuds all the way.
As if an Irish person sees anything after 'bag of potatoes' on that list.
The bottle of water will appeal to the masses in this county complaining about water charges. Martin knows what he's doing.
There's not a Donegal man alive that isn't a shrewd customer in fairness.Quote:
Originally Posted by CJay
Working for Easyjet I've noticed one thing. You won't find a single Scot or Irishman who has paid for speedy boarding. Most of them seem to have never heard of it, then you explain that they have to pay an extra fiver and they go 'oh that's why, no thanks'
Hardly stinginess though, that's the biggest con going.
I was going to say, that sounds pretty sensible, it's not like you get there any quicker.
You get to show your passport and queue on the stairs instead of before it. Bargain.
Speedy boarding is a crock of shit.
[gifv]n2PO7b6[/gifv]
English Bulldog puppy's reaction to seeing rain for the very first time
:wub:
[gifv]Nje8xCQ[/gifv]
His face when the ball initially pops up is great.
Yeah, that's my favourite part.
[gifv]1912WLS[/gifv]
Needs caps in the url.
[gifv]NVMN1xn[/gifv]
Heh.
[gyfcat]ShowySimilarBangeltiger[/gyfcat]
:cool:
:D
http://i.imgur.com/jMKBP7t.png?1
Was just looking for something to watch on iPlayer. Kids TV has certainly toughened up since I was little :D
:D
Tracy Beaker must be about thirty five now. Watch it and report back on how they're going about making a children's show about the life of a woman in her thirties.
Nah, the first actress packed it in at 17.
According to wiki, she was in Tracy Beaker Returns until 2012 (I think that episode up there is a re-run). She would have been 23 then I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
I took that 'first shown' date at face value. It must be the same actress, surely?
I suppose at twenty three she could be playing a girl coming towards the end of school, but even then what would that be doing on CBBC? Investigate, RL.
[gifv]j9P6RdU[/gifv]
The fuck. :D
Pug Life :cool:
[gifv]oq6uXtK[/gifv]
:D
:D
Yeah these last two have been outstanding. Played, Bould.
I just steal them from reddit.
What an impact. :drool:
Yes but it means we don't have to read droves of shit from RL and Igor clones before we see them. It's a valuable service you provide.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
You know that's not how reddit works, right?
I'm a comment whore. :(
[gifv]at56UMR[/gifv]
Ancient and shit. Too much too soon.
Yeah, I was pretty sure that was really old but it's still funny.
The acceleration on that little prick. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChildrenFallingOver/top/
This subreddit is great :D
Remember this weirdo from the Olympics
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She looks like this now.
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Why was she a weirdo? And why is that in the humorous imagery thread?
Best babes thread?
Does she own a webcam?
She fucking doesn't. It's a fortunate and perhaps photoshopped effort.
:lol:
The effort you'd need to stage that.
[gifv]1vgBd0X[/gifv]
Don't know how to directly link these videos.
http://www.joe.ie/motors/watch-a-sma...over-it/558279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX-XWK7E98w
Stop Jumping you Cunt :D
Cheese sauce in a jar?
As if he doesn't laugh. Dickhead.
Front loader? As opposed to...?
Top loader...Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
http://ghk.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/12/...rlpool20tl.jpg
They're more an American thing.
That image has got me dancing in the moonlight.
Good lord.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adamski
I have a top loader. #trufacts
#diljeet
http://i.imgur.com/g6F6yFu.jpg
Reminds me of this....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49EhuzrRj8I
[gifv]RbNvGCQ[/gifv]
Living in the 50's :cool:
http://i.imgur.com/BjuBj5y.jpg
Some Saudi Prince has hired out a passenger jet for his hawks...
https://s30.postimg.org/a73lp7abl/Pm...3c_ZPl_TDI.jpg
Try again eh Magic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Oh, and expect everyone has seen this but as it's not here, some classic bantz that actually happens to be amusing for once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X52b0TkF0Bw
What you fucking emo cunt.
EDIT: Lolololol so funny they had to show it twice!!!1
So amusing!
The hawks are quality though.
Can Fall Out Boy not see Magics picture or am I missing something?
He probably lost too much blood from the earlier wrist chopping.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
How the fuck are the hawks supposed to watch the TVs if they've got those hats on? Idiots.
Duh, it's Kestrel VR.
They're obviously shite hawks.
I don't know if it's the angle of his head, but Jame Vardy bears an uncanny resemblance to Ian Holloway in that video.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Oculus SwiftQuote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Taylor has that copyrighted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raoul Duke
Hawkins?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
I'm a fucking legend
Hahahahaha!
Should get a ban for that.
Are you 10, Hammer?
I agree with Lewis. I assume there's a new film out that I wasn't going to watch, but that kind of behaviour isn't on.
Hammer :cool:
I don't care for comic book films at all but that's proper dickhead behaviour.
I've never warned anyone and I think comic book movies are shite but I genuinely tried to ban him for 24 hours there and it didn't work. I'll give it another go and then leave a note if not.
edit:
Sorry boys, no idea. If any of the others want to try it out, please go ahead.
http://i.imgur.com/qeBs6vN.png
Yep - get in the fucking sea, you twat
Just round it up to a month.
Also, as admin, why don't you remove the post, Phonics, before it does more damage?
I edited it now.
I can definitely edit a User Title/Name if anyones got anything that tickles them
What's all this ruckus about?
He posted a spoiler for Logan, the new Wolverine film.
I see. Thought all possible Wolverine stuff would've been done already.
'Sucks off men.'Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
I'm not doing homophobic embarrassment thanks.
It's not really very effective if someone likes that kind of thing. It would be like changing (for example) phonics name to 'Likes Boobies and a Smoke'
Lewis also called me a 'faggot' via reputation. Take a look.
It's hard to me be sometimes :cry:
Change Hammers name to Spanner.
Shaq Attaq
http://i.imgur.com/7ETIS61.gifv
Edit: Why don't gifv tags work on that?
Like this...
http://imgur.com/7ETIS61.gif
I almost changed 'Hammer' to 'Scammer' a while back just to draw some extra seethe out of his response to being called a liar, but didn't bother in the end.
Blithely spoiling something for no reason is just about the height of fuckwittery. Revelling in people rightly telling you so is probably worse than Shindig's 'but spoilers don't matter in games' nonsense too. Fanny.
take off everything but '7ETIS61'Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
https://media.giphy.com/media/xtGpIp4ixR6Gk/giphy.gif
I imagine this isn't nearly as funny as I'm currently finding it but the cat's face is amazing.
:D
Fuck second home owners anyway.
Watch with sound.
...
That's about 5 years old and not funny in the slightest.
Go fuck yourself.
How many more Scots am I going to have to say this to tonight?
Jesus Christ. :sick:
This is probably what that gimp Hoffenheim manager watches in his spare time.
Sorry, I forgot you only like cats when they're being impaled by stilettos, you sick fuck.
Omg I remember that. :drool:
I reckon Boyd would like high dogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM5VMrCBOL8
That has to be intentional. Top quality punnery from National Express.
I seem to be missing the point in this last picture here.Maybe cause i am not british.Can someone shed the light as to why this is funny please my dear sirs?
It's a bus that sounds like 'Walking 9 to 5' out loud.
Eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
:face:Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
:D
Walking :D
Who would pronounce Woking as Working. Perverts, that's who.
Yes because "walking 9 to 5" is also a thing.
It's a bus.
I'm sorry I posted it now.
:D
How can you be that thick but still take yourself so seriously?
I can't believe he's trying to defend it.
Do you reckon he sings 'and I would work five hundred miles'?
Miles as in Davis yeah?
TBF to phonics I thought it was some sort of Chow Mein joke.
I'd definitely listen to a Ken Hom cover of 9-5.
Featuring Phonics.
'It's walking...'
Mark Lawrenson.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
This is quite funny for lolling at the forrins.
That's more sad than humorous.
Embarrassing.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
My favourite from that artist:
https://i.imgur.com/dF00m.jpg
A shop near me sells a load of greetings cards with those on. That hippo one is good.
I quite like this one:
https://www.poorlydrawnlines.com/wp-...eeseburger.png
Took a minute there. :D
That's great.
One of the funniest images ive seen in a while.
I had to do a bit of Googling, but I'm not 12.
I'd missed that Baz post. The fuck?
What’s up?Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
I'm glad it's confirmed we wouldn't get on IRL.
you are
turkey manager
your locations of interest
las vegas
you like to play
video games
sports and teams you like:
wrestling
soccer
you like to discuss
bittorrent
cryptography
Replacing guns with thumbs up in famous scenes, like
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-R8Qz42O8Lt...00/Ramboth.jpg
http://thumbsandammo.blogspot.co.uk/?m=1
The A-Team one brought me the most joy.
It's the new Fenton.
That's rather unfortunate.
https://i.imgur.com/jNB8Hy8.png
:D
?
Those two strapping ladies are the current Sinn Fein leadership, wearing their county jersies for the football final this afternoon.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
I'll assume I don't need to explain to you what Taig means.
He's more likely to know who those two women are than what 'taig' means. The English still don't care nearly as much about what goes on over there as you think.
They don't care but that wouldn't make any difference. You seem to assume I've never been in England before and am only guessing.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
What's taig?
I have no idea what taig means.
An affectionate term for us that the British use.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
http://morningmail.org/wp-content/up...07/belfast.jpg
I don't think 'the British' as a whole use that term for 'you' very much at all to be honest. I've never even heard the word.
Aye, us pesky Brits, eh?Quote:
In the context of segregation in Northern Ireland and sectarianism in Glasgow, the term "Taig", is used as a derogatory term for a Roman Catholic, used by Northern Irish Protestants and Ulster loyalists.
All the brexit Combat 18 heads in England would be rather fond of it too. And the likes of Bam.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
I was at an anti-Irish rally last night and I didn't hear anyone say 'Taigs'.
I'd find that hard to believe, what would have been used then? You don't still stick with Paddies or Micks down that area do you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Never heard of it.
:nodd:Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
You're not the same area as Jimmy. I'm thinking more King Charles spaniel than doberman.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bam
+1 for the never heard of it list.
Has anyone actually heard of it before bar Giggles and Boydy?
Nope, I correctly assume that even having been there you still think people are more interested in you than they are. You still maintain that there would be spontaneous street parties if ISIS levelled Dublin, when the real reaction would be a raised eyebrow and a 'fuck me, that's a bit close to home'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
In my life I've never heard a single person having a go at the Irish (other than people making leprechaun jokes at Dara O'Brien on Mock the Week). I live in Norfolk as well so it's not like we are the most politically correct bunch. It just doesn't come up.
I think I've seen Giggles telling us we hate the Irish more times than I've ever heard any actual anti-Irish sentiment expressed. I also could have looked at that picture for a hundred years and not been able to tell you what the problem was.
I love the Irish for two reasons.
Reason 1:
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Reason 2:
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Moreso reason #2, really. :D
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Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
I don't know about you, but this is the funniest exchange we've had here in ages.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Ahh, the old "All the English do is talk about 1966" thing, when in reality 96% of that disappears the moment you shoot Clive Tyldesley and I've heard more of it since I moved north of the border.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Are you sure? Where I was sat, they were all saying it? Lovely to meet your wife as well last night as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Everyone gaslighting Giggles. Classic English.
As if you'd associate with the sorts who would attend a "rally" for anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
The club we frequent is very against Ireland and their supposed nationalism.
Great obscure reference. Doubt most people know the Jesus bloke back story.
https://preview.ibb.co/iwkB4K/IMG_20181001_WA0030.jpg
How the fuck has that made it to production?
:D what the fuck?
How just one cunt somewhere in the process doesn't go "Hmmm, do you not think...."
:lol:
That's incredible.
How? Why?
That's such an Edinburgh Council thing to do.
Ah it's a photoshop. Nice.
Sound on.
https://twitter.com/dyllyp/status/1047288466231316480
Fucking outstanding.
The snow shovel sounding like Nirvana is one of my all time favourite stupid videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwOipTXvNNo
A personal favourite of mine.
I hadn't seen the snow shovel one, and it's tremendous.
https://youtu.be/eX-X_6E1Zuc
There are a few good ones in there.
The one with the bird about 2 minutes in got me and I don't even know what the song is.
Where's this snow shovel? All I seen was a deer walking though a slide.
The shovel one did make me lol. The other two posted were complete shite.
Pepe is half correct, it's the shovel one and this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aLYvZ5sX28
That is good too. :D
That's the worst of the lot. The one with all the rubber toys for that same song is better, and even that's quite crap.
Can't go wrong with goats.
I dont really go for shit on facebook but I got linked to this.
https://www.facebook.com/RateMyPlateNow/
Some of the comments had me cracking up :lol:
:lol:
I still prefer this:
Laughed aloud at both, even having seen the Titus one before.
God bless you, Greatest Royal Rumble.
Just seen this on Hammer’s Instagram.
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He was shoving it up his arse 5 minutes later.
@MagicQuote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Holy fucking hell.
What's Hammy hams insta handle?
That’s not actually him. :D
It not being him in the picture sort of gave it away.
I thought he had let himself go and gone full paedo.
Not an image but close enough. I've watched it on loop.
tf lmao
Sgt Bash would have it, easy.
Clapton's face. :D
Wondering why he paid extra if minorities can still hassle him.
:D
Surely he's the bigger twat for arranging that?
No, there’s no bigger twat.
Both literally and figuratively, you'd imagine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Bought my dad a bottle of rye whiskey for his bday. Can only assume he drank it all in one sitting based on, er, what I think is his thank you message:
https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net...00&oe=5EC72BB6
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Ho sham.
I don't get the Ed Sheeran / Simpsons one??
I guess the suggestion is that Ed looks like Homer with his awake whilst actually asleep glasses on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRIdtMlqwNA
God, I hate everyone involved. Well, not the crowd actors. They were just doing their job.
My mate is on about starting his own business doing car recovery, scrap collecting and house moves. I’ve offered to help him with the online side of things and figured he could use a logo, after I saw someone offering freebies on Reddit. I messaged and s/he said they weren’t doing free anymore but could do one for €10 and asked for more details. I sent some info and ideas from my mate and got a “that’ll be €30, okay?” style message so I said nah leave it. “€20? I did something similar recently and it turned out really good!” I still wasn’t interested but asked for the example.
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I think I should report myself for clearly speaking to a nine year old on the internet.
What’s the crest thing? I know it from somewhere.
Chernos be cherno-ing.
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Originally Posted by Baz
Fucking hell.
THIRTY EUROS :lol:
Bargain, mate. Sign him up.
Was the guy from here? I’ve found the logo which strangely is the crest of Carlow Institute of Technology (a small third level school here).
Dunno. Quirky Cat or something on Reddit. Posted a lot in r/slavelabour which sounds bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
https://twitter.com/L49B04T/status/1262483563339005954
That really builds into something.
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I was reading about that earlier. It defies explanation.
It would have been even better if they changed the numbers into gothic font.
I heard the current owner is upgrading to one of these:
https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/ibimg/hgm/10..._100233567.jpg
At least it's a Volkswagen.
What am i looking at?
A swinger type situation?
They swapped passengers. He's been away too long.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Two young lads on a scooter, followed by two coppers.
Next frame, coppers taking them back/away (for a good beating, presumably).
My sides are aching from laughing too much.
Covid infested, cunts.
Cave diving nonce.
Swingers?
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Originally Posted by Kikó
Archive the thread
Absolute gold, cheers for the tee hee Keeks.
Fuck Mellin, let's just put John Arne on stage to get rich.
On stage or on trial?
I saw this yesterday and I'm still laughing at it.
Edit: open the tweet for the full reveal.
Okay, that's daft. :D
The only way that's real is if the supermarket were stocking it mixed in with the human shampoos, and if that's the case it's an understandable mistake.
His follow up says that he also had a shampoo with a picture of people washing dishes on it so the dog proves nothing...
I assumed his wife bought it and it had been left in the bathroom after washing their dog.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
But why don't you go tag DHOTYA in the replies anyway.
I don't know what DHOTYA means and I don't have Twitter.
Didn't Happen Of The Year Award.
It's a sometimes funny account dedicated to calling bullshit on ridiculous claims that also often gets taken in by obvious jokes.
A sample
It's an awkward one because egregious examples like that one need to be stamped out, but a lot of their output is people saying DIDN'T HAPPEN to things that quite evidently did happen, and upsetting people in the process.
It's quite often football lads doing it to mildly amusing, not particularly extraordinary tweets by women.
One of the highlights was someone doing it to an Accidental Partridge tweet. It's always important to point out how ridiculous something is when someone is pointing out how ridiculous something is.
It's the least funny account going and the only people who tag them are lads in their early 20s who, amazingly, have no sense of humour, taste or perspective.
I'm most interested in what the dog shampoo was like for his hair. I'm guessing it was pretty good if he wanted more of it.
I’ve used horse shampoo before. Was good stuff. Might order some more, actually.
Made his hair feel rough. Rough rough rough.
The left one has a white marking on its nose?
He should check round the back to see if they're different sexes. The last thing he wants is for those to start shagging.
That picture is reet old so he may well have been overrun with near-identical cats by now.
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:lol:
:D Harrowing indeed.
This bloke is a national Treasure.
https://youtu.be/-ga0w5V5ns4
This makes me laugh every time I open the thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by mo
Would you say you have a rewind?
A rumour went round my school that 'Bo Selecta' meant 'Death to the white man'. And on that note, we seamlessly slide into this, which charted at number 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo
I wonder how quickly you'd get "cancelled" if you did that these days.
I remember lolling real tears over this back then.
https://youtu.be/yJMtRfZHKSU
It's amazing to me that that guy has had such a long career without ever doing anything remotely funny.
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Arne
People mock Centrists but I'm not really sure why when moving in either direction seems to be a surefire shortcut to being a boring cunt.
'TakedownMRAs'. Imagine running that account with your life.
What an introduction to the internet. :D
Lewis would.