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Was watching a doc about Lady Ada Lovelace on BBC4, it was presented by this strange looking but utterly intriguing woman:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/...7458506888.jpg
Dr Hannah Fry, a mathematician at UCL. She's got a weird face, a weird shaped body and a weird walk, and probably a horrible minge, but that really doesn't put me off. I've been captured by her.
Not shameful.
I didn't think it was shameful but a recent discussion with some mates revealed it maybe should be.
http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...-567252380.jpg
Stop ruining the thread, Benny.
The thing in the opener has very unattractive features but you still would. Which is the point of the thread I guess.
That's it, she's also monstrously clever which I think adds 9 to make up her 10/10 rating.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ha...IVxFYaCh2tkwoq
She looks better in most other pictures. Plus, the intelligence. She'd be more 'best babes' than 'shameful lustage' for me.
On the other end of the intelligence scale.
http://thestar.ie/wp-content/uploads...tt-620x330.jpg
Balls deep.
Fucking hell, calm down mate. @Boydy.
That is utterly atrocious, there are no redeeming features. Even those good looking thick cunts off the Shore programmes can get to fuck. Well, maybe not. But there would be no affection shown.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
She has massive fat tits.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
So do cows but you don't see me getting involved in bovine debauchery, do you?
Yet, at least.
#inb4LOLMJSWYFE
You saved yourself MJ, only just.
It's OK, Benny is gone for the day I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
That woman on the first post does belong here. Compose yourself Boyd.
I wouldn't have even made the connection.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
I always assumed she was bigger than that lolol.
In fairness, if I had to pick a mate for Boydy it'd be her.
I wonder what Boyd's shameful lustage actually looks like. Ideologically and probably physically it has to be Natalie Bennett.
At least you two have something in common. #gravitationalpullQuote:
Originally Posted by Toby
If you prefer fake-tanned bimbos, sure.
http://findingada.com/wp-content/upl...ah-Fry-150.jpg
http://numberphile.com/team/images/hannahfry.jpg
She's tidy af.
She looks really nice in Boydy's pictures.
And Boydy already posted Natalie Bennett in response to the old thread, didn't he? Or was that somebody else?
You kept doing this before, I don't fancy Natalie Bennett. There were plenty of highly questionable posts of mine on the old board. I understood the thread properly at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
I didn't, Magic just made it up that I did and ran with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby
Yep, he did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby
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Ah. Yeah he does tends to do that. I did think somebody posted it genuinely though.
I posted Sturgeon which is what I think Magic got mixed up with Bennett.
And Tracey Emin.
:sick:
Laughing off Bennett with Sturgeon is like your GP laughing off cancer with rapid multiple sclerosis.
If you could get an appointment, that is.
Yeah I just looked at the old thread and saw it was actually Sturgeon.
John tried to claim that was worse than James's classic, which is pretty silly.
Fry looks absolutely lovely. Intrigued about the walk. Flat-footed, waddle, small steps?
It is. She's probably got a clam like a Vietnamese war grave.
Like an inverted penguin waddle. It stems from the hips. My God I'm desperate to shag her now.Quote:
Originally Posted by P_3
http://static.stereogum.com/uploads/...m1-608x606.jpg
This probably shouldn't be in here but she's definitely not a best babe. Also getting on a bit and a pretentious cow. Still. :drool:
"Look at these women I'm ashamed to lust after but who are actually more attractive than the woman I'm publicly married to."
Well we don't have a thread for in betweeners, do we? And also I don't think so.
That new Chaser:
http://images.radiotimes.com/namedim...inal/83681.jpg
That's basically how I would look in drag.
:naughty:
At least I use the thread properly.
I feel disgusted with myself for using that smiley though.
I want to fetch James' post off've the Titanic but I dunno if that counts too much as living in the past.
Say hi to Don and Sincere while you're there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
Can you believe Don is masquerading as some 'Taz' over there? What a dickhead.
He changed when he went over there :nono:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
It's too good to be allowed to die.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
Let's have it then.
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Originally Posted by James
I've only watched Gogglebox a few times, but - whilst she's obviously neither highly educated nor a genius - she actually seems of pretty reasonable intelligence. I certainly wouldn't call her thick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
I wouldn't permit anyone that's laid eyes on that shit to make that sort of judgment call.
Grim.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Gogglebox is alright. The vicar needs a punch in the head, and that old Scouser is a wanker, but the rest of them are sound enough.
No blokes, @james @Ian
What the fuck is this shit?Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
The James one has me in tears everytime I see it.
The Mrs always says I'm mean for thinking the vicar one is a horrid bint.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
The old Scouser? Leon? He's the best on there ffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Closely followed by the Muslim family and the gay bloke with glasses.
The new sisters are by far the worst on it, especially the one that looks like an ogre.
The gays puke me the way they always have their horrible bare feet stuck on screen.
Yeh that new chaser is abit alright for a bbw
She's the nation's pub bore, and her husband must have a right miserable life refusing to engage with her in case she goes on for weeks. The two queers are the best, followed by that other one who lives with an old woman in a caravan near Hull.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Definitely not. Sturgeon is the least appealing woman I've ever seen, discounting the ones with Channel 5 documentaries.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby
The new faux posh couple need a good talking to. Him asking if Uber was the same as Tinder was the most obviously affected piece of stupidity I've ever seen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
This isn't in any way shameful, but she doesn't fit the babes thread and we don't have a 'middling women you fancy off the telly' thread, so there we are. Watching 'Doc Martin' every Monday in my grandmother's I've developed a serious thing for Caroline Catz.
http://static.wixstatic.com/media/70...a72547.png_256
You obviously don't like her as a person though, rather than thinking that purely because of how she looks. Not to say that can't be a factor, but you'll be in the minority with statements like the above, which is surely hyperbolic nonsense to most people.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
But she does look a bit like a cross between Jimmy Kranky and Grotbags.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...urgeon-006.jpg
Lest we forget.
John isn't the type to let bigotry, religion and football cloud his political landsc...oh wait.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby
:eyemouth:
Yeah, no matter what he thinks of her as a person, John had nailed this one.
Gonk eyebrows with light hair is the ultimate fashion in right now.
She's definitely not attractive, and definitely belongs in this thread if somebody does find her attractive, but it's nowhere close to James's effort, even when you try emphasise it more by using old photos.
Who hasnt with her? I did for a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny
Sturgeon is absolutely awful. I'd do the Queen over her.
She's better than Tracey Emin. Or Natalie Bennett. Say what you like about Boyd but he doesn't mess around with this thread.
Emmin's smoke withered tits might just produce an erection but there is nothing about Sturgey that would get me hard. I bet she's cold to the touch.
Tracey Emin looks like she hasn't washed in a fortnight and her slack jawed manner of speaking makes her look and sound like she might be on day release, but at least she seems like she'd be absolutely filthy. I would be entirely unsurprised to find out Sturgeon had her fanny sewn shut when she was getting those eyebrows threaded.
Emin crosses the line of acceptable filth into genuinely unclean territory.
Leon? He's great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
'as fuck'Quote:
Originally Posted by Davgooner
I DIDN'T FUCKING SAY NATALIE BENNETT. CHRIST.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby
But yeah, at least I use the thread properly. And lol at anyone who thinks Sturgeon is the worst ever. Stop being such a bitter orange, John.
:D
Beautiful seethe. Almost bordering on sticking up for Bennett.
Fucking 'smoke withered tits' is the second full-on lol I've had out of Magic today. What an outlet we are for him.
Yep, I've read that line back about five times and lolled. Just brilliant.
I wouldn't say no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Another weird looking ginger minge-r. I followed up my hilarious Randrew jibe with a quick Google Image and found this piece of desperately withered snatch.
https://abbottdiabetescare.co.uk/ima...0jarvis(2).jpg
Well done on using the thread correctly.
The only reason I watch German football.
http://www.dwdl.de/images/1382979551.jpg
http://cdn-4.motorsport.com/static/i...kenzie-bbc.jpg
Shameful because I imagine anyone in Forumla 1, who's not quite big enough to get any woman they want, has probably been through her.
I was just about to post her too. She'd be a lovely big soggy comfy ride.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samadini
Those cankles. :sick:
Is she fat then or what?
I've always thought she was pretty, but yes, Gerhard Berger probably has a toothbrush and change of clothes stashed in her vagina for convenience sake.
While we're on F1, not particularly shameful either but:
http://i.imgur.com/WSbJQUt.png
Both of them are A++.
She looks like James Urbaniak in a wig.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
I've met her briefly in the past. Seemed like a really nice person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Did you bang doe?
I don't even know what that means, let alone how to do it. :D
You can't work out what that means?
Did you bang though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3H42p0NuBI
Something about the order of those adjectives is seriously disconcerting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
We did not. :D
Also, "doe" to "thought" is something I've never run across before. Wouldn't have picked it.
'though', not 'thought'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c4UZgv1Ft4
Just stumbled on this, too :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRq_zLw_8TQ
Need body pics before deciding but I can sense some tickness.
Can't find any. This is the news story she's from - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-bombings.html
Asking Twitter for tips and testing bombs in their back garden. Sounds covert.
At least she'd definitely be up for some blowing action.
I bet they are gutted they got canned before the release of the Twitter poll feature.
Woman at work who is rather large. I find her walking around mesmerising, like watching a lava lamp.
Was a girl at the job I was surveying (a charity raising funds by selling furniture) who had a pierced lip and looked like she would only ever want anal.
But would you fuck a lava lamp?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammer
No. I'm not sure if it's lust as such.
Megan Kelly. Such a fucking bitch.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DBn2wIQWoB8/hqdefault.jpg
http://twitchy.com/wp-content/upload...kelly_oops.jpg
There is nothing shameful about that. I'd happily ride her into battle.
:) It's more her moral compass, than her looks.
When a man is flaps deep, he rarely consults the map of morality and wonders if unloading his jizz into such a splendid vessel will be ethically corrupt.Quote:
Originally Posted by John Arne
Tell that to Kay Burley's husband.
I stand corrected.Quote:
Originally Posted by John Arne
http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-conten...08-640x480.jpg
http://arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy...rong-solution/
Wouldn't mind getting stuck into her backdoors :drool:
(I mainly posted this because I wanted to make a lewd cryptography joke)
Woman called Sue on a Pointless rerun on Challenge at the moment.
Sarah Willingham would fucking destroy us all.
Heidi Montag. Just once.
You must be so ashamed of that one.
More embarrassed, but it's purely physical inquisitiveness.
Would you @Toby? Once.
I don't really know who she is but she's a model for Christ's sakes, it's hardly what the thread is intended for.
We need a pop up that just says REMEMBER ALLEGRA MCEVEDY before anyone posts in here.
I just went back through this thread to find the inevitable rehash of THAT post and was lolling/trying not to burst out laughing so much all the way down the second page that one of the Koreans asked if I was ok.
Rebel Wilson.
http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/Inter...2_16x9_992.jpg
I think it's the satisfaction I'd get from throat fucking the cunt.
Don't hold back, tell us what you really want to do.
What the fuck?Quote:
Originally Posted by five time
That's the kind of level we're after with this thread, quincy. Fuck off with your models and embrace the 20st women.
Yeah, horror shows only please.
She looks like she'd suck your soul out through your cock.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
It looks like the geezer from the painting in Ghostbuster II :uhoh:
:D Apologies.Quote:
Originally Posted by simon
I've just Googled Rebel Wilson and I probably would. A nice (ish?) Face goes a long way. She's probably really clean, too. Her particulars would be in order. On that basis, I'm in. I reckon she's a fistee too.
A nice face?
She's Matt Lucas with a wig.
Her face is probably less attractive than her body.
What? She's not that bad you mentals. I could neck her.
It might be because I'm unable to separate it from the knowledge that she's annoying as fuck.
But I don't think it is. Google shows that Mahow is far from the first to make the Vicky Pollard comparison.
I've never heard of her before. I wouldn't even be ashamed to be tapping that. Filthy fat bitch. She's probably only in to BBCs.
I doubt she'd be unattractive if she was thinner, but she's an absolute fucking ham-planet.
Her face is gowl, fat or thin.
Err. Mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Nope, it's been going around for ages and seemed to go into overdrive when they were room-mates who were constantly being photographed together.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby
Fuck off to the best babes thread, you freaks.
I thought you were talking about Vicky Pollard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
u wot m8Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
She moved into Matt Lucas's house a few years ago, why? I haven't got a clue.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...being-the-boss
Well that is almost as bizarre as Magic.
Throwing names without pics. :nono:
This is amazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
The worst thing to come out of all this is I now have that 'Rebel Rebel' song stuck in my fucking head.
My go to would've been Billy Idol tbh.
Great shout.Quote:
Originally Posted by five time
Not in any way shameful
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ju...RnD8YQ_AUICCgC
Again, it's one of those 'not best babe, but...'.
I wouldn't be ashamed but I know some of the mongs on here would.
She'd be a 'best babe' in my books. Certainly more so than a lot of the stuff that's posted in there.
What? Really? She's going grey, man.
Shameful, no. Best babe, no.
Wasn't it Boydy who posted that long faced ginger thing in the Best Babes though?
:cry: There are dozens of us!Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Is she? I didn't realise that in the image you posted. She looks better in that google image search I posted.
Still though. She's got that dark kinda Mediterranean look and is a musician so she's all creative and shit. That's wifey material.
Pictures without names are worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
I've been championing it for years in RL, but now she's mid-forties and only getting better. Missy Elliott. :drool:
Is an ageing Pamela Anderson 'shameful lustage'? Because i would.
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Yes. Yes it is.
Those implants doe. :drool:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...ddc98baa7f.jpg
Jane Kaczmarek (mum from Malcolm in the Middle)
Malcolm in the Middle. :drool:
Jesus :D
That's a good one.
I haven't seen him since he left the show so couldn't comment.
She was on a recent Big Bang Theory and looked terrible.
She has a mush like a badgers hole, but Paloma Faith is so think she'd let you do all sorts to her.
I heard this song on a car commercial. I have now tracked it down to the video below. The sound is just growing on me. Singing it and everything :face:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rey3m8SWQI
Mate...
Nothing shameful about that. Whoever she is.
She's probably only 14 or something. Or Kosovan.
Google says she's 20 and Albanian-American.
Katie Piper.
Knowing you, it's her but right after the attack.
Get the fuck outta here without images.
/thread
FFS Magic, spoiler that.
Hazel Irvine.
Magic would rip his cock to bits at a video of her having that done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
And yes, Hazel :nodd:
Suzie Perry.
Wrong thread.
http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp...ie_piper_1.jpg
Here she is after all the surgery.
To be fair, she looks better than some of the absolute hingoots that you see these days that try their best to look GAWJUS.
Oh wow...
Fucking hell Boydy, you are an absolute deviant.
Jesus Christ that's almost as bad as Natalie Bennett.
My posts in here are in the spirit of the thread enough that you don't need to make shit up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Shame the old board is down otherwise I'd have found a few sexually questionable quotes from you regarding Bennett.
Fucking hell, that's Jon Snow.
At least they're only posts, you appear to have married yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Obligatory ':D' every time a poster gives me a kicking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Can't you you fucking cunts just quietly rep and move on?
Boyd. :D
Is Serena Williams shameful?
Nah.
Yes, she's a man.
A hot man 😎
Mahow:
What if she had a webcam, Mahow?
Is she fuck. Those thighs. :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammer
Damn accurate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Serena is just way too thick for me.
I think Serena Williams is my ultimate woman.
In the Beyoncé Sorry video she is amazing.
https://up689297ed.files.wordpress.c...a-williams.gif
Yes, she's a pig.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammer
Serena Williams and Baz is probably the most unlikely match in all of human history.
""Garden Tennis? Do fuck off, love."Quote:
Originally Posted by Mellberg
Tamsin Greig in Friday Night Dinner (specifically)
https://www.comedy.co.uk/images/libr...ie_series2.jpg
I had a thing for Green Wing era Greig. Pards laughed at me. :(
I thought she was nice in Episodes and Black Books. She's alreet.
Mo Farah's wife.
Simone Biles
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Racist pig.
I was about to ask which one, then I noticed who was posting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
I did laugh out loud when I saw that photo yesterday though.
Biles shameful. :harold:
Have you looked at yourself in a mirror?
It's bizarre, didn't he have a thing for Castor Semenya or something too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
Claire Williams
She's not shameful you fat greaseball.
:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
From the neck down she's a unit. A masculine unit.
She's got a gammy foot too.
Googled and found this.
Why does that exist? :moop:
I'm with you but I'm not at all ashamed about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vim
All gymnasts have gammy feet.
The things Magic has wanked to and he's complaining about feet?
I'm not sure if he's complaining or counting it as a positive.
You know, you may be right. He was probably adding to Baz's 'praise.'
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Originally Posted by Baz
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Originally Posted by Magic
Hazel Irvine has looked alright on the Olympics coverage.
Aye, she's lush. The only way it would be shameful is if Frank was dead against it in such a way that he tried to murder you at every turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Just meet her on the first floor every time.
Wouldn't want to meet Simone on the floor.
There's bound to be lifts.
It's shameful enough for me given she's twice my age. Then again, Aniston's even older and she's incredible.
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...hY_400x400.jpg
Estelle Caswell.
Looks like Mike.
Oh God this makes so much sense.
I was thinking exactly the same thing. Play around with the hair a bit and that's Mike in those wedding photos.
Because she wears glasses LOL
Mike's rap and hiphop knowledge doesn't come close to Estelle Caswell's. Sadly. :(
The same response you gave the last time anyone said Mike looked like someone. Have you had to go in and slap any of the kids around yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Because it's straight up mongery. Sure, if you say he looks like Jarvis Cocker or Liam Lynch it's like 'yeh a bit lol' but when it's Harry Potter, Where's Wally or (:cab:) Estelle Caswell, it's just not true. The only similarity is Mike wears glasses. Okay and has dark brown hair like HP/WW, but he's still nothing like them.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
And I don't understand the kids comment.
Nah, they have a similar gormless look (sorry Mike) and face shape.
When you wear such ridiculous glasses then you look like anyone who does the same. That's how being a dork works.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Shots fired.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Well someone has a raw nerve.
Is Kate Quilton shameful? Telly suggests not but Google Images says maybe.
At least she doesn't look like my brother.
Not at all shameful. She looks like a right filthbox too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
She's fucking amazing.
Food Unwrapped too :cool:
I'll take my glasses off and change my hair if it helpsQuote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Mayor of Rome, Virginnia Raggi
http://lightstorage.ecodibergamo.it/...ory_detail.jpg
Actually, she looks alright.
Lisa Faulkner's not shameful, amirite? Besides the whole John Torode thing...
Would x9,272,262.
How is that shameful you utter gimp!
Ivanka is fucking amazing.
I think I posted Christine Lagarde in the shameful lustage thread on the old board. She's a bit too old looking these days though.
Just read this thread through from the start, it's so good.
To get this back on track: Helen Mirren
She's got sass and she was hot in her day, but she's in her 70's.
The one on the right could do a turn.
https://fm.cnbc.com/applications/cnb...XH.530x298.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Who was James' one again?
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Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
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Looks like one of the lads from US Inbetweeners...
http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/4377196/...k-pearlman.jpg
You're not wrong though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammer
I said my friend was looking like Ivanka the other day as a compliment and she got mad at me. So I think the submission should count.
I absolutely would do Helen Mirren. She's weird in that she looks old, but still manages to be sexy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammer
Can i just say Liz Hurley still looks absolutely heavenly at 52.
It's slightly weird that I know her name and would recognise her face but I have literally no idea what she does.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
Yeah, Allegra McEvedy. I know her from ....er.....yeah...
I bet Chris Packham gives good head.
Well. That's that out there.
http://www.thefamouspeople.com/profi...y-padian-1.jpg
Mary from Storage Wars.
Meh. Bland but not shameful. James is still winning.
Looks like Alison Brie's older, not as hot sister.
Not shameful though.
Mary is amazing.
http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-...pp-1136798.jpg
Alice Weidel, leader of AfD, Germany's version of... BNP....?
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/35/21/db/3...s-seinfeld.jpg
Would
Angela Rayner, just realised how big her tits are. Like a ginger, political Carol Kirkwood.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qlch8oLtXEs/maxresdefault.jpg
Corbyn's keen.
Tracy Ann Oberman. I definitely have a type.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuoDuWIIQAAh-iz.jpg
She looks like she did meth early in life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Aisling Bea
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Aisling is in no way shameful.
Her dress sense is shameful.
Is Karen Brady shameful?
She's fucking annoying, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
I can't remember what the outcome was but we've discussed it before, possibly on the old board.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lofty
I'm with you though.
If you have to ask then it probably isn't, James with Allegra Mcevedy and Boyd with Natalie Bennett really should be the barometer.
I never said Natalie Bennett.
https://chooseliberation.com/wp-cont...-LST064989.jpg
It should be on every page really.
She looks like someone made a Katie Hopkins sex doll for the Japanese market.
She's an immensely knowledgeable curator and historian. This makes her infinitely more attractive than your average sloot.
Hand the shoebox over, and before you know it you're being bored to death in country houses every weekend.
I'd like that just fine.
Would give the kid some stability.
I'd have a few African adoptees if that was my life. Just for the #countrylife.
How hot are those ABBA bints? :drool:
Which one?
Both.
The new penalty system is pretty shameful.
Is that the KKK wannabe? Definitely would.
Yeah. Jayda Fransen, deputy leader of Britain First.
What is it about the leadership of minor political parties thay gets you going Boyd?
:D
That's the main cause of the shame in this case.
If she went black, do you reckon she would go back?
She'd send him back.
The real question is do I have more chance than a black man with her?
She'd probably consider it rape and ultimately justifiable in her cause.
Well you only have to cry these days...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/...trip=all&w=587
Sheila Ferguson. Apparently she's 70.
Caught a bit of the Real Marigold Hotel last night. She went on a date and got all dressed up for it. She looked tidy. :drool:
70? Fuck off.
Jesus Christ.
I think there needs to be some recognition of how much Boydy gets the point of this thread, I mean he's clearly a grey chasing deviant but at this point he rivals even James.
A screenshot from the show:
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Look at them chebs.
Presumably their natural position is somewhere around the knee.
Are we to assume they're by her knees when they're not trussed up?
EDIT: Damn it, Spikey.
I forgot that Boydy was on team Tick Tings. :cool:
I've never heard the word chebs before. Always nice to expand ones vocabulary.
Not sure if this counts as shameful, but I probably wouldn't tell my wife.
https://i.imgur.com/rDbv7ry.jpg
The Hotel Inspector :drool:
Who tells their wife about other women the fancy?
Why wouldn't you?
That woman can't be 70. She's phenomenal if so. I mean, I'd probably get involved irregardless.
That hotel inspector has massive forearms.
All the better for wanking you off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raoul Duke
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_FergusonQuote:
Originally Posted by Raoul Duke
Looks like my dad's ex-wife. Now that would be shameful.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
Good grief she could probably make you cum by giving your cock an extremely sexually provocative glance.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Oh my god.
Oh my god what?
I can't tell if that's in disgust or agreement.
She's 70 you fucking wrong un.
I told my wife I fancied Christina Hendricks and she said she didn't blame me and that she quite fancied her too. All good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Who? What? Why?
That’s how you bump an old thread :D
Vietnamese chicks :drool:
I've never watched anime p0rn. Should I?
Is Zoe Saldana shameful? I'm not talking about normally but when she greens up for Gamora.
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
Is that superhero shite? Because then yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20170409114418Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
:drool:
At least Boydy gives it a go (the deviant), young grotbags there is very obviously attractive.
Zoe Saldana painted green is still Zoe Saldana. So the answer is no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
How about Jane Goldman?
https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/mul...4_1391943i.jpg
Karen Gillian anyone?
Even if I (so much more so) prefer her as a green alien?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex
That’s just subconscious racism not shameful lustage.
Yes, SvN!
How exactly?Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
she looks like every girl on okcQuote:
Originally Posted by SvN
She could probably fall victim to an acid attack and still have no place in this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleb
You literally said you find the sameQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
looking woman more attractive when she’s green not brown.
Hmmm.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
Is she not black, mate?
Is this from some sort of sex change filter?Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
A woman me is pretty much my ideal woman tbf.
Shameful?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleb
Your missus must be amazing.
Not finding brown skin attractive, if that's even what's happening here, isn't racism you balloon.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
Classic phonics in fairness.
If anything preferring green alien skin shows a commitment to diversity that basic Guardian-reading fannies like phonics can't even comprehend.
I didn't say it was racism, I said it was subconcious racism. Maybe subconscious bias would have been the better term.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
I didn't say it was water I said it was tap water.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
I didn't say it was a car I said it was a red car.
Goodness me you're a whopper.
You only prefer red cars because of subconscious racism. Couldn’t have liked a brown car.
Phonics, do yourself a favour and close the Twitter account.
New head of the FA Susanna Dinnage:
https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-p...nnage.jpg?w968
oh that's a good one
Is that chest hair?
I love it when people use this thread properly.
Esther McVey?
While we're on politicians I'll throw Stella Creasy into the mix.
Absolutely not shameful, she's only 51 and has no kids, absolutely perfect.
EDIT; We're talking about Esther, not the fucking trannie above.
Pictures you idiots.
Google image search says no to McVey in terms of being shameful.
+1
Neither are shameful.
Use the thread properly.
I think the FACT that she would nag you into an early grave is what tilts it towards shameful.
Esther McVey?
Post a picture, you idiot.
A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something.
o/Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
I've just seen upthread. She's a tory working on benefits. It's definitely shameful.
Penny Maurdaunt.
People who don't post pictures should be banned.
Esther McVey?
Pics!
Pictures you idiots.
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Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
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Originally Posted by niko_cee
Im not the only one. If you make claims with a name, you have to post an image with. I'm not typing the name in Google to see for myself. I have no idea who Esther McVay is. I know an Esther Baxter and she would get the wood all the way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Bad Forum Etiquette @Spikey M, @Kikó, @phonics
Pics you numpty.Quote:
Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
It's not shameful so she does not apply.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
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Sticking the topic
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You filthy bastard.
Name you idiot.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
amy schumerQuote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
Good man.
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Originally Posted by Spikey M
Nothing shameful about that, nice bit of mature. :drool:
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Originally Posted by Kikó
Now that is shameful.
Worth it for the tits alone.
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Originally Posted by SvN
Other than them its not worth a rub.
Almost perfect for this thread.
Where the fuck are the images?
Fucking nonces.
Mate asking for kiddie pr0n there, the cunt.
Yes, Dr Hannah Fry, and Professor Alice Roberts, make me totally swoon with desire whenever seen. Alice Roberts' propensity for sleeveless tops and her slinky walk, are simply too much... Brains, looks and personality: what more do you want?
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Originally Posted by Vanderbilt
A
Fucking
Image
You
Scumbag
:D
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Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
Google it then.Quote:
Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
Also, Alice Roberts and Hannah Fry are in no way shameful at all.
A pictureQuote:
Originally Posted by Vanderbilt
Google it.
You Google them and stick up some pictures.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleb
Fighting words those.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleb
Alice Roberts:
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/11...3105644921.jpg
Hannah Fry:
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserv...23&resize=2400
Neither are shameful.
Don't post non-shameful wiminz you cunt.
I was just posting pictures of the two mentioned by that fucktard.
I've got Sincere's back, he's my brother.
Racist.
Grace Dent off Masterchef?
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:nodd:
Not sure she's shameful but I'd be up there like a rat up a drain pipe.
She looks like she could (and recently has) unhinge her jaw and swallow you whole. Definitely shameful.
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:cab:
Firstly advocates having to Google for yourself and then AGAIN tries to pretend Karen Gillan is in any way shameful.
This might be Pleb's worst performance since the death of Haxball.
You haven't seen me play Call of Duty Blackout yet @Ian :baz:
Yeah, that is definitely shameful. I don't see any type of attraction at all.
I thought about putting her up when I saw her on the program the other night but the photos were just too grim.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
I bet she's absolute fucking filth. A fist in either hole would be required I'd imagine. She's got a whiff of Tracy Emin about her.
If she lost weight she'd probably be very very pretty.
Karun Brady
Karren Brady isn't shameful. Wash your mouth out.
'If she lost weight', as if she weighs seventeen stone.
A bit rich from him too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Fit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Nah, she's just unlucky enough to carry it in her face. She'd look super different if she lost a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
As would I.
Time to get a bit more serious. Roisin Conaty:
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017...7285429849.jpg
https://cdn-02.independent.ie/entert...1181558_I1.JPG
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/480xn/p010r899.jpg
Nope.
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Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Fucking hell, Mahow is getting into the downies. *Shudders*
Oof, mate...
Stunning.
Magics soon to be ex wife.
That doesn't even make sense, you thick twat.
Images or gtfo.Quote:
Originally Posted by leedsrevolution
RL and Mahow judging that Apprentice woman. :harold:
Go fuck yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
The only comment on my appearance from this forum I'll ever care about is when Zink wanted to bum me when I was about 15.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Peaked early then.
All downhill from there :cool:
I'm not judging her harshly, I'd be up there like a rat up a drain pipe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/...14,317_AL_.jpg
Ayesha Hazarika
Think we might have a winner. I see absolutely no redeeming features.
She looks like a tortoise.
I googled her and whoever is doing the headshot photos for The Guardian needs a raise.
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...XX_400x400.jpg
That must be photoshopped or someone else.
It's a little bit airbrushed but looking at other photos she's much better looking face on rather than an angle. Then factor in that the photo you get from an HD TV Camera and a DSLR are two completely different worlds. To put in perspective, here's a gif of the exact same photo with different width lenses.
https://s23527.pcdn.co/wp-content/up...IwLT-Imgur.gif
I would like to be photographed with a 20mm width lens at all times please.
I did purposefully pick the worst photo I could find. Just caught her on HIGNFY and she looked a little chubbier, which I think sold it for me.
She's lovely as is. Not at all shameful. :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Fit.
ftfyQuote:
Originally Posted by Pleb
Can't believe she's died. 51 no age.
Fuck cancer though.
The dreaded short illness.
Now that's shameful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleb
I'll take anything at the moment.
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Originally Posted by Magic
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That naked brexit woman.
Christ.
That's up there with James' entry.
Post a fucking picture you useless cunts.
Ive been fighting this problem since 2008Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Reported for porn.
Reported for gore.
Boyd. :cool:
She isn't bad that looking, but she is clearly demented, so can you really separate them?
She looks like what happens if you flipped Michael Gove's gender. EDIT: "Europe is a scapegoat." I agree. We're leaving the EU so we'll have to find another scapegoat.
:D
Ffs
"The Manchester bombing was justified, innit?"
Shamameful
I absolutely would the mad naked brexit woman.
We know how that would go, Igor.
"OMG, I found this woman on Tinder with a mad bush. She asked me to go out with her to a pub but I turned up at a different pub and nothing happened. LOL!"
tell us about your girlfriend then dickhead
Why? I don't need to.
Well this is awkward.
How many puncture repair kits have you used on her?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
At least you can fart around an inflatable.
Hadn't thought of that, what a brilliant feature.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
I'll have to order one.
Because whilst you are still supplying some 6/10 bantz in response to my tragicomic romantic escapades, their sustained and repetitious nature is just making me assume there's some element of projection going on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
me-ow.
Shindig's behaviour towards Igor is really odd.
Igor chimping out is even odder.
Six out of ten bantz. :D
Has igor always typed like an extra from Downton Abbey or nah
Have you always looked like Israel Kamakawiwoʻole
Meltdown alert :drool:
Actually that was a bit harsh and inaccurate. Sorry bruh.
Just embrace it, fucker.
Spikey's post is the best one in the thread on the new board.
It was a good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
I watched The Office (US) again recently and Catherine Tate:
https://i.redd.it/t4sys7gsind01.jpg
That Barclays advert winds me up so much.
Oh and Boydy :nodd:
She's incredibly annoying though.
When she was on 8 out 10 cats does countdown she seemed to be genuinely thick as pick shit as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Boyd and igor. :cool:
Catherine Tate's not shameful.
The Round Rebel Wilson
http://www.bravo.de/assets/field/ima...ch-perfect.jpg
:D
She looks like Matt Lucas
I was watching the Melodifestivalen final last night and one of the presenters awakened something in me
A very good shout. Rebel Wilson on the other hand :/Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
Aye, +1 for James', -1 for Rebel.
Equally shameful.
I despise that lass so it'd be a messy hatefuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
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Originally Posted by igor_balis
I was gonna say I'm certainly not that tan, sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
If Boyd is being true to form that's the local candidate for the Re-Elect Pol Pot Party.
You don't know who that is?
Maddies ma, innit?
Shameful enough for being a skinny rat, but add to that being a neglectful parent, secret manslaughterer and a money grabbing sadsack, and you’ve got one majorly unappealing person.
Blue nose too. I’ve just been sick.
You would though.
I'd only bang her if she let me call her Maddie.
Pfft. A proper deviant would make her call you Maddie.
I'd make Gerry call me Daddy.
Not sure how to give respect or whatever it was on the old board on here, but baasically :D x 1,000Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
Fuck off Spikey, Welbz donned it, don't try and ride on the coattails like a bruh quality wanker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Alright lad, did Argos not have your knee pads in stock?
Is Sian Gibson shameful?
If you have to ask, then they don't qualify. But to answer, no she's just old.
"The Vixen" Jenny Ryan from The Chase
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:sick:
You can tell Bradley’s got a bit of a thing for her.
Me too.
You're a dangerous man Sincy.
He likes the p-zeros she's carrying.
I had sex with big white women once and her pussy slot was long. It went halfway up her stomach. It was mad.
:lol:
Woah.
:lol:
How where her tyres?
Hairy.
I found this gallery of everybody currently on death row in California today, and is it just me or is this woman pretty foxy given her/the circumstances?
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Shiiiiii
Looks like a transvestite WWE wrestler.
Could have at least gone for this one:
https://www.latimes.com/projects/la-...20232-2011.jpg
Fucking state of that. :harold:
Sounds like you'd have a goood time before getting your throat slit too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
Snyder and Michael Thornton preyed on teen girls they abducted. They fed drugs to, sexually assaulted, tortured and killed a 16-year-old girl they kidnapped in Las Vegas. Snyder also admitted to killing a 15-year-old girl who had been missing for five years
It really is a gallery of absolute spastics for the most part, and it makes you wonder why they stopped offing them.
What led you to be browsing that in the first place?
Looking for babes.
There was a BBC story about Texas doing some twat in, and that had old links to stories about California wavering on it, and then you end up there. It's all go you see so you need the odd bit of break time to browse the internet.
There's a website where inmates ask for like pen pals and there's some stunning little criminals on there :drool:
Rees-Mogg's sister.
https://www.expressandstar.com/resiz...SJE5CEF5WE.jpg
Oxbridge really did a number on you.
Boyd is incredible in this thread.
He's at it again with his right wing totty, wasn't the last one an actual nazi? Progress of a sort I suppose.
Blimey, black and male is outside your usual sphere of preference.
Boyd was in Team Tick Tings, wasn't he? Hope he still is, but since he went corporate I wouldn't be surprised if he prefers skinny blondes now.
Oh goodness yes
@Boydy
Of course you'd agree. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
She reminds of someone from tv but I'm not sure who.
I know exactly who you're talking about but also can't quite place her.
edit:
Was it?
https://66.media.tumblr.com/0ecff521...q4zmo1_500.png
There's someone else though.
Nah, not her.
Yeah there's definitely someone. I was thinking Pippi Longstocking but it's not.
Oh yes, she's American and was a teacher in something, does quite a bit of comedy. I can literally see her face but not picture where from.
She looks like she could be on one of them moody scandi dramas.
Does he mean Joan Cusack?
Weird as I also thought teacher but I was thinking British and spent a while looking through the cast of Teachers. It wasn't anyone in it though.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
She does look a bit like the main character from the original Danish version of The Killing but I don't think that's who I was thinking of.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
Christ.
E
b
r
c
Katie Wix from Taskmaster :o
https://www.chortle.co.uk/images/pho...w_katy_wix.jpg
Unless she's an absolute unit what is wrong with her?
Wix isn't amazing but she's not shameful either.
I probably used the best ever photo of her
http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/pers...2813_v9_ba.jpg
Possible STI on her bottom lip.
Would naan :drool:
Have we had a properly shameful Jo Swinson in here?
Worth a tit wank at least.
She doesn't look too bad in some of the pictures; then there's the standard wikipedia crime fit horror show:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...son_crop_2.jpg
YIKES
There's plenty worse than that of her.
A big pair of tits always helps though.
She looks ... passable when she isn't smiling.
Or talking
Aye. Basically, any situation where her teeth aren't visible.
I would and I fucking hate the Lib Dems.
Mary Black.
https://evoke.ie/wp-content/uploads/...IP-696x503.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
https://media.central.ie/media/image...ack2_large.jpg
(for sincere)
I’d say she’d hop you into the middle of next week.
It should be an auto-ban if you don't provide the image of your lust
Kate Garroway can't be shameful, can she?
No.
Jo the jaw.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
and all her scariness.
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That's shameful alright. :sick:
I'd have my doubts that she's even of age.
She's one for the future. She's too weird/annoying teenager at the moment but the PA is there and this is probably the nonciest thing I've ever typed. She is 18 fwiw.
"One for the future." :D
Jesus Christ, man.
I shouldn't be allowed in this thread.
I just checked and she turned eighteen on Wednesday. No time wasted from James. :D
I mean I'm not the one lusting here.
I was trying to find a picture of The Sun doing their countdown to Charlotte Church's birthday and found this:
https://teachingwithmace.files.wordp...ntha-fox1.jpeg
Pretty sure they did something similar for Linsey Dawn McKenzie
Ive only just found out about her face after shazaming 'everything i wanted'Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
I'm sure at least one of the papers was palpably excited when Emma Watson turned sixteen too.
I unironically like Billie Eilish's music.
Billie Eilish does look good. I'd say that's a bad picture of her.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...93F8167Re87ufAQuote:
Originally Posted by Baz
@Don.
:sick:
Baz needs to look up the filmography of Simone Richards if that's his style.
Home secretary, whatever that is, Priti Patel
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It was the Government of all the Talent until the re-shuffle did for Esther McVey and Theresa Villiers.
You can fuck off with that in here, nothing shameful about her. Grade A MILF.
Donkey punch material.
I mean, her name’s pretty for a start.
You say this now but didn't back me up when I posted Villiers in here before?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
:nono:
She looked alot worse on the video I saw on the BBC. Those images are her best side
I look away when I see your name in here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
She's a dreadful human being if this thread concerns itself with that sort of shamefulness.
Otherwise no, not shameful.
She has a gaping void where her soul should be so unfortunately that is a big tick for my thing about bitchy women despite my opposing politics. Reckon I could piledrive the smirk off her face given 24 hours mind.
I met her once. She's fucking tiny.
I believe the term is tight. :dc:
Ideal porno build.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vercetti
That midriff is abysmal.
Susie Dent.
How the hell is that shameful.
Not shameful.
Also no fucking picture. Banned.
What with that and his repeated Avatar thread gaffes he's on thin ice here, really.
Can i add Victoria Silvstedt in here on the basis she is 45 years old?
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/07...6024365715.jpg
^^ Repeating this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bernanke
Thought that might have been the case. Apologies.
Obviously not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dquincy
Anybody who looks at that and goes "Nah bit old" may as well lop it off.
How about this Cbeebies presenter?
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20190724214418
I meant to bump this for Ghislaine Maxwell. You have to be a good sort to pull short hair off, and them court drawings don't do her justice.
This thread is largely "Woman 100x hotter than me but older = must be shameful".
Victoria Silvesdt being mentioned, fucking hell.
I'm just trying to figure out the parameters here, ok.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Yeah I’ll allow this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dquincy
https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showt...ll=1#post12107Quote:
Originally Posted by Dquincy
That's the one to beat.
The munter that James posted set the bar for all time
That's a top 5 TTH moment for sure.
Typing her name in youtube and you are met with a chef, with a heavy tongue who is built like a bag of ice smashed against a tree.
That's an incredible description. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
Fucking hell. Shakespearean :D
Brutal :D
That's your greatest ever post, Sincy.
Sincere. :D
:D Fuck me that's impressive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
I came here to post that she looks like Erling Haaland in a wig, but I think Sincere's cornered that market (and possibly the English language) for all time.
I could tell by the pic of that 45 year old blonde on the boat that her face is atrocious, and the Goog did not disappoint
https://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/per...3201_v9_bb.jpg
Deffo belongs
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:lol:
:D
Family movie night has taken a nasty twist.
Still 100% would.Quote:
Originally Posted by mugbull
Get yourself checked out lad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Atleast it's not a child.
Baz certainly has a type.
Not incredibly shameful, but the bint from Ted Lasso, Hannah Waddingham
https://gyazo.com/df83c0ecc4565e85dedfaf6610da1ebe.jpeg
I think watching Ted Lasso might be the more shameful part of that.
Ted Lasso looks like one of the shittest things produced in a long while from the adverts.
Ive seen worse in here.
It's less shit than I imagined. Not great, but not completely fucking awful. I'm also watching it whilst playing Far Cry 5, so that helps.
She's some dodgy eye makeup away from being on par with the average porn milf.
Yeah, not sure what is shameful about, you bunch of utter virgins.
Went from a fat cartoon octopus to an attractive milf.
https://memegenerator.net/img/instan...d-not-fuck.jpg
90% of this thread is just this these days.
We need Boyd and James to bring the gold.
A Mahow and Lofty hybrid.
The images should feel creepy when you look at them.
So AEW got this referee Aubrey Edwards and she real fit body wise but I swear her face man sometimes I'm like AYO WTF GOING ON WHY YOU LOOK LIKE THAT but other times i'm like AIGHT you know.
I think it's because I'm really into like... powerful, take no shit type of broads and she's literally the referee yelling at these brolic pro wrestlers to mind their fuckin manners .
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she apparently was a bit of a meme at one point before this
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so she makes some ugly faces, friends.
but i want her so bad bro idk
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She looks like she's Hilary Swank's substantially less attractive sister in that first one.
I bet she's an annoying cunt
I thought that first one was one of those lol creepy fan pictures where the women look distressed. Might as well be I suppose.
I'd rather shag the old man.
Earl Hebner is definitely shameful.
The ma from the young offenders.
Pics or gtfo.
https://img.rasset.ie/0012fb18-614.jpg?ratio=1.78Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/1056xn/p05wt0yn.jpg
Not even shameful imo.
When was the last time anybody posted anything properly shameful in here?
Assuming (perhaps optimistically) Baz doesn't actually want to bonk the octopus.
Stick some lipstick and mascara on that and we've got a 7/10 in the right attire. Look at that glint in the eye in that second pic, that's the look of a woman who could devour lesser men in a night :drool:
She's shapey enough but she's dodgy as fuck around the mush.
And yeah, she does look like she'd ride you into the middle of next week.
Nah, that's shameful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
I think the odd mental suggestion in this thread has skewed the expectations of some.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
The mental suggestions are what the thread is about.
Then I'll leave.
The non-mental ones are just normal people who even if you don't fancy them yourself aren't really shameful.
Definitely shameful. I don't see any type of attraction at all.
She looks better in the programme than she does in those two stills.
Also, Giggles can go fuck himself. Not including pictures the cunt
It should be a bannable offence.Quote:
Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
We need software that allows a banning just from a thread. Post without pictures, banned from the thread.
I had a picture ready to go and then thought of Sincere.
I can't do imagination wanks anymore.
Yeah, me neither. What's up with that.
You would the biggun. She has that look of hate.
Bruh :sick:
That is some rack on the presenter though.
The viking lady off of Last Kingdom.
https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img...45/1288475.jpg
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You reminded me of The Skade, who is a bit shifty in the show but banging in real life :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bernanke
:nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
https://images.app.goo.gl/TgLzgMTy1Z4fyAAE7
Old hen from Peaky Blinders
Well the thread is back on track with that anyway. :sick:
Is it fuck :drool:
Animals.
Is that an insult or a submission? You decide.
Is Kamala Harris shameful?
Dunno but posting a name without a pic is.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/resiz...MCXHZQLEMY.jpg
It's the version of The Bodyguard I never knew I wanted.
Which one are you lusting after, here?
The smashing blue background.
I’m all about this at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
Did you see her on the games announcement video? :nod:
She's been posted in here before and I don't think she's particularly shameful (other than because she's pretty evil) but I'd let Priti Patel bully me. :drool:
Images because someone like Pepe who doesn't know who she is will moan:
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I'd take her to meet my racist parents.
Didn’t realise she was as hefty.
She thicc
Priti by name.
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I think I may have seen stock footage of this same outfit the other day...
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Priti big.
Patel is one of those women who manages to carry some weight whilst her face escapes most sign of it. I bet she has the ripoff tits too, where a bigger girl takes her bra off and what looked like quite a big rack isn't.
I'd still fish hook her into next century.
https://www.irishnews.com/picturesar...45c0d02776.jpg
Lucy Beaumont (the one on the right).
I really don't think you understand this thread.
Sorry. :(
I assume the shame is she settled for John Richardson.
The accent is where the shame lies.
Manc is spot on. Watched her on QI tonight and she looked delicious, but what came out of her mouth was upsetting.
Yeah, Manc has it. Her accent is a hate crime.
Not a big pile wrong with her but yeah she sounds a bit like Mavis from Coronation St.
Okay, that accent is horrific. Her whole on stage persona's a bit iffy as well. "Guys, I'm northern! LOOK HOW NORTHERN I AM. I'M WEARING A HANDBAG ON STAGE. AND A HOODY!"
Isn't that every Northerner's shtick?
Her accent is pretty atrocious, like the Hull equivalent of this lad. Unfortunately, in recent years there has been a campaign to make out that everybody sounds like that as part of some weird drive to bolster local identity around trawler disasters.
Her accent doesn't bother me.
I've had this same argument:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMbLCwGpQGo
about correcting the girl's pronunciation though, and made the exact same point he did. Not sure what that says about me.
She looks fine in that image, but having watched a video of her stand-up I agree that it's shameful.
It's a bit weird how she tags along to whatever talk/panel show he happens to be on. They were both on Jonathan Ross a few weeks ago and it was abysmal.
I can't watch anything like that anymore. The worst is The Last Leg by far.
That's just Josh Widdicombe. I would quite like to listen to Quickly, Kevin, but his stupid fucking laugh makes it impossible.
Quickly Kevin is ace. I don't really mind him, though.
jon richardson is jack dee's shit regen and jack dee is enough of a wanker as it is
I've never seen Ross Noble, Bob Mortimer and Vic Reeves do a routine on chips with gravy. Sarah Millican probably has one that involves her vag, mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by mo
Goth history lady on telly
https://images.app.goo.gl/mSwMZ5ccYXRRtyAm8
https://images.app.goo.gl/mSwMZ5ccYXRRtyAm8
Struggle to grab a picture when phone posting but Carol Vorderman's latest tv appearance suggests she is trying to push herself into the shameful lustage category through her apparent plastic surgery addiction.
See also, Dolly Parton.
Dolly and Cher both have the 'don't look bad for their age' thing given by what I presume is superior yank plastic surgery but their hands tell the truth (which is why they always hide them).
You cant get surgery on your hands?
It's mostly veins.
Ellie from Eastenders, apparently.
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She’s currently on Saturday kitchen dressed like she’s en route to one of Hammer’s clubs.
Although Eastenders queen is still Denise.
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Denise hasn't aged in fifteen years, and the character has had a pretty stressful life, so she either looked rough in her thirties or has cracked the ageing process.
Black women in general seem to stop ageing at 30. Gabrielle was on the TV the other day and she hasn’t changed since the 90's.
People seem to age a lot better these days as long as they don't let it slide. I had the old family pictures out the other day, and all the grandparents looked like right old bastards in their forties/fifties, to the point where they they seem to have barely aged since.
If we're living longer, we probably don't age as badly.
My grandparents looked 70 for about 30 years. I did the maths and they were in their early 50s when I first remembered them, yet they were already sporting their grandparent uniforms (headscarf, blouse and pleated skirt for nan, v-neck jumper, shirt and olive trousers for granddad).Quote:
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TV chef, Anna Haugh.
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How is that shameful?
Yeah, she looks a bit bland there but on her day she looks incredible. This is one of the best threads on the board when done properly. Fuck off with that shit.
:cry:
Is it because she's not a cherno?
Just close the thread. It has no meaning anymore.
Josie counts.
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/06...1345842755.jpg
Just so you know guys, it's not shameful if they're out of your league. Which the last 3 have been.
Don't pull me into your filthy bathwater, I'm a player!
Close the fucking thread.
Jessica Walter. Especially now.
Just checked and an absolute fox when she was younger too :drool:
Didn't have you down as a necrophiliac.
At least he's ashamed.
You man are disrespecting my thread
Honey Ross
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A young Carol Baskin.
Yep. That's how you do it. :sick:
Vile. Well played Sincere.
I think I prefer it when people 'get it wrong'.
There is another thread for that. You should fuck off to it.
:D
Sincere saving the thread. :hail:
We're one Taz ':drool:' post away from resuming normal service.
I have mixed views. The body is fantastic obviously and the pics tell me she knows how to handle herself but I was liking her mum as a teenager whilst growing up with her dad as a fond figure so I'm torn.
If I was her dad I'd tell the fat cunt to put some clothes on.
Frig. That is one hell of a comeback.
Cherie Lunghi
https://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/...6hVXxy94am.jpg
Thumbs up from me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-j2jq2L7do
Here we go.
She's hot. What she's into is also kinda hot, but feel a bit ashamed. Not sure if this is the thead for it.
Even I wouldn't go near that.
I don't believe you.
I don't like dogs.
Dog girl is 2020 news. She was quite funny on Shane Gillis and Matt McCuskers podcast.
Just close the thread.
Is Nicola Walker shameful?
Well without an an image, we will never know. You prick. Fuck you.
:D
You can set your watch by it.
If we're ever worried about Sincere's whereabouts again, a post in here without a picture will have him return in an instant.
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A true hero.Quote:
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Fuck off Kiko. Absolutely terrible post.
How is that shameful in any way?
Having met both him and his wife IRL, anything below a 9/10 is shameful to that lot.
Gayest thing I’ve ever read on any iterations of this forum.
I can always up the ante, if you like.
Wait is that shameful or not? (Nicola not homosexuality)
Your opinion that it might be shameful is shameful.Quote:
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We appear to have run out of female shameful lustage so you may actually be the man to save this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
G'wan Jimmy, hit us with it.
I meant there are gayer things that could be posted than the one Baz thinks is the very gayest. If you want to see pictures of ugly men just go to the mugshot thread / bathroom mirror.
Don’t be like that.
Bitchy.
:D
https://i.ibb.co/3f1crfj/EFABs4-OXk-AAQA46.jpg
Heather Small.
Watching I Can See Your Voice?
Lofty outing himself as a racist there. Shameful indeed.
Against my will, yes.Quote:
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I was wrong.
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She's a heroin baby and those eyes can't convince me otherwise.
She looks good in that picture, but also twice her actual age.
Sarah Talbi
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I read that as Taibi and was raring to go with a goalkeeping joke.
Terrific contribution @Spoonsky. :D
Spoonsky coming at it from a new angle. Well played.
This thread may have legs yet.
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Well I didn't expect that.
It's like Rihanna spent a wild night with the Predator.
Mesmerising.
Only after going back to review further after the above post did I realise that's fucking Neymar.
Jesus Christ.
That casino ad he's on makes him sound like a definite wrong'n.
Yes, and not the multiple stories about him raping womenQuote:
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If you didn't say it, I would've never known.Quote:
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Or his undying love for his sister.Quote:
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Hey, I'm not saying he wasn't before. I just think his Michael Jackson child voice is the the icing on the cake.
For Spikey and the other deviants on here.
She looks better in a refugee camp than half our women do after a 2 hours getting ready.
Watching live: she needs a shave. What a shame. Let her rot.
I refuse to believe that anyone with a jawline like that is a woman.
I probably would. I'd shout "allahu akbar" at the point of climax.
Looks poised to sign for Brazzers there.
You swear she had a ronnie.
:DQuote:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtI_CKDvn9Y
Full interview. Susannah has her full Mrs. 45 angry face on.
The first few questions are brilliant. She joined Islamic State, what the fuck do you think she was doing? Knitting?
She looks like Prince Naseem Hamed.
Reid has went off a cliff in recent years.
The Reid is fine.Quote:
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Yeah, that vid has changed my mind. :sick:Quote:
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Spikey is a terrorist enthusiast.
Terrorist enthusiast? You cheeky cunt. Connoisseur. Terrorist Connoisseur.Quote:
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I can't unsee it now.Quote:
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Greta looks alright today. I thought we'd be looking at some shame on the age front but she's apparently 18 so, as Giggles will confirm, I'm more than safe. Would still chop my dick off the second I finished.
Post her image or face a permaban
Agreed. Fucks sake Taz.
Angela Rayner
https://s31242.pcdn.co/wp-content/up...1043729382.jpg
Ange isn't shameful and she is hiding a whopping pair under that jacket, she is very rideable. Which is probably why she was pregnant at 16.
Nope. She still looks like a denthead.Quote:
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https://e3.365dm.com/21/09/768x432/s...20210928181923
Taz outing himself as a wrong'un given she looks about 12, even if she is 18.
She looks like when Les Dawson used to dress up as a woman.
My favourite thing about that speech she gave is she couldn't sound more like a petulant child on the verge of a meltdown. And she's never big enough for the pedestal. And speech is all on crumpled paper because she can't see over the pedestal to use a teleprompter.
There's a point during it where she just stops for a good few seconds like Gordon Brown trying to activate.
She is a perfect fit as the posterchild for environmentalism.
Can someone post the James one again
The photos of her on images are either like the one above, where she looks a bit deformed, or pretty stunning, e.g.
https://cloudfront-us-east-2.images....5UYJGOHSRE.jpg
I think yours might be somewhat out of date.Quote:
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Who is it?
Posting without the name is only marginally better than not including a picture.
Absolutely no shame in that at all. She deserves a piece from absolutely everyone.
Post name or I kill cunt white family.
https://c.tenor.com/HUaQ5m_dA_IAAAAC/happy-laughing.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Dquincy
Giggsey on the sauce.Quote:
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It's Amanda Staveley you slags.
Just standing in for sincere. I was probably a bit too literate though, sorry.Quote:
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She looks a bit like if Kirstie Alley was an attractive man.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ls-online.html
Lads. Even their women are at it.
Oh shit :lol:
Nadine Dorries
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Not that shameful to be honest, though I'd be doing my best met police officer impression throughout.
Very much shameful. More from a "she's a cunt" than a looks perspective. Same as Priti Patel.
I bet she looks like a sack of potatoes without the amount of body sculpting underwear that's gone into making her look presentable.
That's my type :sorry:Quote:
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Not sure why that's shameful, if anything you'd be punching.
Definitely. She would be ashamed to be seen with Baz, not the other way 'round.
Marine Le Pen.
https://images.newrepublic.com/fc9ea...ib=react-9.0.2
@SincereTheRebel Slap the fucker.
Finally a shameful one at least.
You've saved yourself a slap with that edit, well done Mo.
Marine Le Pen, a biffer AND a vile human being. Top effort mo, you filthy degenerate.
Yeah, I would.
When I had the idea I had to post it on my phone so no picture, which irritates me no end.Quote:
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She looks like someone I used to work with. Definite no from me.
That picture makes her look very French.
A perhaps less obvious layer to the shamefulness.
Who is this Transgender person?
Sven.
https://i.imgur.com/eopjEbS.png
Anyone else? No? :uhoh:
:D
That looks like quite an old picture but yeah, still would.
I did notice in a photo of her in that blue number that she has big ol' boobas.
Definitely.
Nothing like a good old hatefuck.
This.Quote:
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Also that weird necklace thing she's always wearing is definitely the sign of some sort of deviancy.
Someone did a thread on twitter supposedly it is the well known sign for submissive in BDSM circles.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cp...index.jpg.webp
She can decapitate me any day. :uhoh:
Raw
She looks good for 100.
She looks like Randrew in her police photograph.
I'll take that.
Good lad. :drool:
Tidy figure for a mother of three. Do you reckon TTH could sponsor her hats?
I am starting to wonder if the hats are hiding a bald patch or something. Maybe that's where all this began. ISIS and a Niqab were just a desperate attempt to avoid being the next Gail Porter.
Yikes. Would not.
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/02...7067965395.jpg
That's surely photshopped.
Has she had her tits made bigger again?
The Daily Mail tells me it's her 16th boob job. 16...Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke Emia
Imagine the scarring.
You'd think it would be unethical to let someone do that for the 16th time and to that size. But then again, maybe I'm being narrow minded and we shouldn't mock her in her silicone journey.Quote:
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Filth :drool: I was always Team Jody though, what state is she in?
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Originally Posted by Don
Stuff of nightmares.
Good grief. :D
That's just a young Karen from Eastenders.
https://i.ibb.co/MCNkDbH/Lorraine-St...1924562715.jpg
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Jesus, I remember seeing her a few years ago and thinking she was still alright. Still got the goods I guess.
Christ alive. She's looking...different.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
She looks better than that in her Onlyfans pics.
Not even the fittest kid killer.
Karla Homolka?Quote:
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Kate McCann.
Unless you were saying convicted then it's Casey Anthony.
Strong choice on the latter. Those eyes as she rides you while also wielding a knife.Quote:
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Casey Anthony was not convicted though (of anything more than lying to the police).
You gonna ride that fam?
Saw this and not sure it's shameful.
Emily Maitlis?
Get the fuck out of here. Don't even care for her political beliefs, she can be a hardened zionist and she'd still get the passionate loving.
Yeah, not shameful in the slightest.
I've seen rougher strippers than Maitlis ffs. If in doubt, refer to the James benchmark.
You'd have to be very self aware about your presumably questionable taste to think she might count for the thread.
When I found this place again a couple of years ago, that picture and the Albanian Mafia were the first things I went looking for. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lofty
Does not qualify.
Could someone enlighten me on what 'the James benchmark' is?
Holy Christ.
This made me wonder how my Sham(e)ima is getting on these days.
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Those camps can't be too bad. :drool:
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Is that James benchmark?
Old Allegra McEvedy, sadly for James she's a lesbian.
James could definitely pass as a lesbian.
Never gets old.
You run it through a Google image search and that's arguably the most flattering picture of her too. :D
I don't know why, but she reminds me of this kid in Shrek.
https://i.ibb.co/Njvb3hV/Images-0.jpg
Spikey lusting after cartoon kids would certainly set a new benchmark.
And it wasn’t me!
Quoted for posterity.Quote:
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I'm not convinced it would actually be more shameful than James'.
Is that the SNP's very own Ian Blackford MP?
Yeah that’s very shameful. :|Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
In your opinion, is there a difference between “fancying” someone and finding them attractive/desirable?
Best I could come up with was fancying = want to shag, but the more I’ve thought about it I feel there isn’t actually a discernible difference between the two statements.
I think James has shown us you can fancy somebody completely devoid of attractiveness or desirability so it's probably good to have another term.
Fancying someone is physical alone.
You can find someone attractive based on other factors, you could fancy someone based on their picture then find them unattractive in person due to their personality and behaviour.
We would still fuck her though. I think it is different for the women. They can fancy a man, but have little interest in finding out if they would be attracted to the man for anything long term.
Most men would sex all the women they fancy. Regardless if she is a rageing, annoying tramp and has an unattractive personality or behaviour.
For men its the same, for women it is different.
I’m here for the Sincere x Andrew Tate collab.
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Start a womans magazine lads, ffs.Quote:
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I’d actually have this the other way round. Finding them attractive = appearance, fancying someone = deep in the feels.Quote:
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Not that I think you could fancy someone you didn’t find attractive though, so I don’t even know what I think. I wouldn’t say someone was attractive/desirable if they’re a dog but have wicked bants.
More material for the custody battle.
They still have magazines?Quote:
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