That's what they would say if she was an MI5 deep cover agent though.
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That's what they would say if she was an MI5 deep cover agent though.
Eyewitnesses are shit.Quote:
The inquest also heard from various passers-by who saw Ms Bulley, with one saying she looked "absolutely idyllic".
Another described her as "not happy" but "not sad".
They're clearly trying to divert attention away from The Balloon.
Which is (coincidentally, I'm sure) doing a tour of Asia at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-65972168
Hunting for its next victim.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-66033632
Accidental death, then. Probably the least satisfying outcome to shut those armchair Columbos up.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-67666878
The Balloon is tying up loose ends!
WE HAVE A LIVE(?) ONE!!!!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-67708418
Dr Limp, get your arse down there and be our man on the ground.
"Gay Lord" lol
Probably offed herself due to that name.
She's down as "Ms" Lord, which means one of a few things:
1) She got married, divorced and chose to keep that name.
2) She got married, divorced and chose to go back to that name.
3) She's a radical feminist.
At it again I see:Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
Not sure why that's in quotes, but there you go. Police euphemism?Quote:
after police said it was likely she had "entered the water".
I see another Afghan civilian has "entered the water" etc.
The Balloon clearly has a taste for blood now.
It must be stopped.
I for one, welcome our new Balloon overlord.
Quote:
Specialist divers joined the search after police said it was likely she had "entered the water".
And then:Quote:
Some of Ms Lord's belongings, including clothing, jewellery and a mobile phone were found at "various locations" in Wensum Park later on Friday and and her coat was discovered in the water.
Probably want to run that one again, Superintendent.Quote:
Norwich's policing commander Supt Wes Hornigold told the BBC: "There's nothing within those CCTV image that would give us any rise for concern."
He said there was no evidence Ms Lord had come to harm.
He's probably shitting it after The Baloon killed his predecessor
I wondered why I was getting notifications from various twitter accounts with 8 numbers after the name and some weird emojis in the username demanding I release the nutter from my ownership after my last comprehensive victory but it was such a one-sided mission accomplished that I've forgotten his name so I've just sent a tweet to @PaulOrSteve saying he's free to investigate.
Missus is in Norwich on Friday can get her to do a Facebook live from the scene?Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
I believe TikTok is the road to Ghoulish fame these days, but yes please.
She is definitely in a rush in the footage. Russian sleeper agent activated :drool:
Clearly in a rush to pack boxes for the Albanian Mafia.
King of the divers Peter Faulding has piped up offering help.
DEAD: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-67728331
However coming in the other direction is this lad, some story I think: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67725568
Nothing about the Norfolk woman makes sense. Pops into work until lunch, goes to a park to do some yoga at lunchtime then croaks herself? Nah
It's The Balloon.
Maybe she's mental?
So the timeline was she skipped out of work early while trying to call a friend, wandered around the town when said friend was unable to talk and then went into a park, stripped down to some yoga gear?
I can only assume complete mental breakdown over something. Definitely nothing floating and ominous.
The Balloon is officially a serial killer.
I think if you say something about The Balloon a 6th time on the same page you might get the pop you're looking for.
What is "the balloon" anyway?
The Chinese Spy Balloon story kicked off around the same time that the dog walker went missing. I made a gag about it and it has apparently changed Mahows life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Oh yeah, forgot about that.
Got a feeling it might be the balloon lads
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dark Soldier
https://i2-prod.buzz.ie/incoming/art...S235023668.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Could have another one lads. Rumours of police searching a river in Thetford looking for a woman all over my Facebook.
Why can women not be trusted around rivers?
Mermaid propoganda
It makes you wonder what exactly rivers and balloons know doesn't it. Terrifying.
I for one welcome our new subaquatic-balloon overlords.
It's the balloon.
Some young lad has gone out in a canoe on one of the rivers round here at the weekend. He's still missing as is his canoe. I'd imagine old matey will be here soon telling everyone he can't be in the river because if he was he'd find him.
That's been done already. He'll be running a Kayak conpany in St Lucia or something like that. Unimaginative twat.
No one will ever match the 'back-from-the-dead canoeist'. GOAT is bandied around all too easily but he is one. Probably fucked one too while he was in Panama or wherever it was.
Here we go again.Quote:
Underwater searches are under way for a woman who has been missing for three days in a market town.
Victoria Taylor, 34, was last seen at her home address in Malton, North Yorkshire at around 9am on Monday.
A specialist underwater search team combed the riverbanks in Malton on Wednesday, and detectives said members of the public should expect to see an increased police presence in the town.
North Yorkshire Police said it is growing “increasingly concerned” for the welfare of Ms Taylor.
Fucking Balloon.
The best thing we could do for women's health in this country is distribute snorkels on a widespread basis.
That's my line you prick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke Emia
The geologist nut at work is from Malton so I'm expecting the inside scoop any minute.