I had to google it to find out if it was what it sounded like it was. It was actually more so:
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BILLIONS OF BUTTS WIPED: We make flushable wipes—billions of 'em—assembled right here in the USA.
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I had to google it to find out if it was what it sounded like it was. It was actually more so:
Quote:
BILLIONS OF BUTTS WIPED: We make flushable wipes—billions of 'em—assembled right here in the USA.
You have done what I dared not, and for such a simple sentence it raises an impressive amount of questions.
I get more than a few claimants come through that will use wet wipes instead of a shower/bath. Or they have some kind of continence issue that requires them to always have that stuff ready.
So, yeah. It's for fat dudes who can't hold it.
McLaren and their strategies. Oh my god
I still remember the face that my wife made the first time she saw DUDE WIPES on a Walmart shelf.
Also lol at the sponsor for the winning car last night:
https://frontstretch.com/wp-content/...la-car-NKP.jpg
What a sport/country.
What about her face when she saw them in your bathroom for the first time?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
Sprint quali currently delayed due to a fire at turn 5 and rain is expected very soon.
Ted Kravitz wondering if there's something with the CHINESE GRASS that makes it more suspectible to catching fire :lol:
Nice for Zhou to make SQ3 at his home race.
Mental SQ3.
Norris with a SUPER fast time.
Was gutted for him when they said deleted originally.
I thought this was for the GP. For fuck sake.
Has the schedules changed with GPs?
Norris’ lap is definitely getting deleted again
If the season was 50% dry, 50% wet races, it'd probably balance out quite well with Red Bull / Ferrari donning it in the dry, and Mercedes and McLaren leading the way in the rain. It's incredible how the rain immediately accentuates the drivers with the more instinctive touch and feel – Hamilton, Norris and Alonso immediately flying forward.
I was expecting horrible things from McLaren with the long straight and slow corners so hopefully the rain stays. Shame the sprint is at 4am
Alonso. :(
Norris bottles it every time. What a pathetic start in the sprint that was
That was a great battle for P2 there.
Shame Checo had to fuck it up.
He’s half a second clear every quali. Last year the only good thing was the qualifying and this year he’s not even went close to losing one
Yeah, great battle for second, what a strap line for a season of sport. Everyone pipping each other on an improving track, Verstappen half a second clear having already set a time on the less improved version. :yawn:
It wasn’t even great. You knew Perez was always finishing 2nd.
KMag :face:
Stroll :D What was that?
He's so fucking shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Serj
I actually think he's not completely awful pace-wise considering how he got into the sport, but he has these blackouts where he does completely imbecilic things. One of several seats that I'd like to see go to some younger driver.
At this point he's had longer in the sport than Maldonado.
Silver surfer baby
Have been at a Rugby FESTIVAL with the lad today and come in to watch the F1 highlights. Two things to note.
First is how difficult it is to get to a spoiler free part of the website to get to them. Second is how even still, Lance Strulovitch continues to surprise me with his shit.
Given that the races take place at all kinds of times of day wherever you are in the world, and they are aiming to be a global product, I'm surprised they don't have more spoiler-free catch-up avenues. Although in the current era 'spoiler free' would just be refusing to confirm or deny whether Verstappen's Red Bull has indeed entered the event.
He pretty much blamed Ricciardo for it in the post-race interview as well. Silly silly unibrow wannabe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gray Fox
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/cmm3v9ny78eo
Newey has walked :drool:
Oh boy.
The downfall of Red Bull starts now and I am fucking here for it.
To Ferrari please.
Supposedly Horner was trying to push him over to the hypercar stuff. Coupled with this and alienating Verstappen(s), getting off with this harassment charge seems to have sent his smug ego into overdrive.
Watch Hamilton do it all over again and jump straight into a title winning car at Ferrari.
You'd have to imagine he has some fairly biblical gardening leave/non-compete clauses in his RB contract, but, ignoring that, called it page 1.
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Originally Posted by niko_cee
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Hopefully he just retires instead of building an invincible car elsewhere.
Does this carry over to say an industry where the people you work for see you as an 'independent contractor?'Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
Not sure it's enforceable outside the US and there appears to be a carve-out for senior execs, so I don't think it would apply to someone at Newey's level even if he worked for a US entity.
Yeah, it only works if he's still on Bobby Rahal's pit wall.
The anti-Alonso, I'm ready for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben
Would Ferrari's hierarchy accept Newey turning up and being, "Lads, I'm not moving to Marinello." I wonder if this is it for him. Red Bull was a project for him to really sink time into and he's been there for almost 20 years.
I think it's going to depend if he can switch his brain off.
A man like him will probably sit at home bored unless he has something to work on.
That too. His book was full of diagrams of rear diffusers and aero parts. :D
He should join McLaren.
Aston Martin's already put a bid in. I assume the pitch was, "My son needs your help."
Back to Williams for one last hurrah, either that or a resurgent Leyton House.