Looks like Thomas Mueller.
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Looks like Thomas Mueller.
He's my friend's work colleague, he was a nice bloke. I don't think he really enjoyed our shit night out in Liverpool though.
That night a quite sexy girl was looking over at me and smiling at me for 20 minutes or so. She finally came over and said hi, and I was so drunk all I could manage to say was 'that guy you were dancing with over there is cool!' in a really sarcastic voice. She just glared at me and walked off. The weird looking guy I saw dancing with her was clearly her mate or something, rather than some randomer bothering her as I thought. Ooops.
Liverpool again? C'mon!
RIP Bumper :(
Indeed.
Ever been Brooklyn Mixer? I've not but been told it's right up my street.
Anyway, obligatory mugshot. And it's got Mike, The Reid and Baz on, you lucky sods:
Baz winning on correct suit wearing there, but these are narrow margins we're talking.
I love a waistcoat.
Elaborate?
EDIT @Jimmy Floyd
Was all about the braces.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
Mike is the clear loser though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Mike looks like the sort of person who moves in with a mother of three and manipulates her into molesting them with him.
:wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
:D fucking hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
He looks like the Irish guy from Shaun of the Dead.
:moop:
The Reid also looks like a complete cunt, which is nice.
It could be worse. You could be going bald.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike
Your effort is pretty solid, hard to pick any fault. Reid is also doing well, but a shoddy tie lets him down. Mike is in third place, the cardinal sin of shirted belly showing beneath the waistcoat, and the flower is at a dodgy angle. The standard is very high though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
All hail the Windsor knot.
I find tying a tie almost impossible. It always makes me think I might be dyspraxic.
I don't think we need to isolate conditions you have. 'Mess' covers it nicely.
My tie is still tied in the wardrobe since I last wore it in 2013 so I can just put it over my head and job done.
Always done the four in hand knot. Simple and it can look decent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXfvNUtYBM8
I used to do that until I discovered the Windsor knot. Never looked back.
(That video is sad as hell, btw)
I went half windsor on the day, as to not upstage the groom.
I might try the Windsor next time, it does look good and pretty easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Would like to try an Eldredge too but it looks mental to attempt.
Great chat in here, lads.
Mike is terrifying.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
All three of them lose for having the the bottom button of their waistcoat done up.
I didn't at first! The internet told me not to. But I bowed to peer pressure.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
Child abusers seek out victim for forgiveness.
I did meet them as a kid. I showed them this photo and they were quite touched*
https://thebraindumpsite.files.wordp...huckle-old.jpg
*I've set that up for someone
You actually look like their improbable son.
They both have exactly the same nose, I bet you could swap them and no-one would notice.
I like that the little one is doing exactly the same pose.
Who do you think would win in a fight between Hammer and Mike?
Britain's children.
They'll never fight. Any attempts will result in a Fred and Rose existence. Who's the recognised photoshop guy these days? There's an opportunity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adamski
There's a nice pizza place in one of the corners near the tower.
You look like Mellin dressed as a retard.
Igor looks like one if those boring cunts that excuses their lack of personality by having a beard and forcing beard grooming tips and product recommendations on anyone that is polite enough to put up with it. Proper Mumford and Cunt.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...Sam_Dingle.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by dino
I can only assume James was actually trying to look like that Emmerdale mong. Unless the picture is a cry for help.