The All New, All Shit, Relationship Thread

For sure, you can immediately add at least another hour to whatever time everyone is supposed to be meeting.

The easy way to solve this issue is always tell the mate to meet you two hours before the actual event, thus increasing their chance of being on time

Or, if they're late arriving, just leave anyway and let them deal with it.

Just tell them before hand. “We’re going out at 2. If you’re late we won’t be in”

Congratulations, Pepe. :cool:

Pepe :cool:

Congrats Pepe.

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Originally Posted by Spikey M

Just tell them before hand. “We’re going out at 2. If you’re late we won’t be in”

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This. They'll learn soon enough if it's their day getting fucked up and not yours.

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Originally Posted by Smiffy

Being the classy individual I am, I screwed the Romanian sous chef.... in the bathroom on a manky duvet.

Lass I got with in Guernsey some eight years ago, the one I can't even remember sleeping with, we rekindled our fleeting romance recently but she wants more and that's a no go as far as I'm concerned.

I'm right back on it after a few years not even being interested. I've had more sex this last three months than the last three years. I don't know what it is but it's easy again. I went through a stage where I was just socially awkward or not confident enough anymore. Fuck knows.

Truly on top form but it's me so I'll blow it eventually. :Cool:

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I ended up getting together with the Romanian four weeks ago and so far it's actually been really good. She's every bit as fucked as I am so it's a nice even balance. :D

She treats me like a king. :cool: Fuck yeah.

Just became an uncle. :cool:

Is [s]he named Pepe?

He isn't unfortunately. The father seems to be a bit of a pleb too, but we'll find out for sure next week.

What'd you post that in here for? You hoping to paedo the kid?

Father's pleb status confirmed. He was kicked out of the hospital during labor (fuck knows what he did) and now he is banned. He has yet to meet his son and he could not be included in the birth certificate because he is not allowed in to sign. :harold:

:-º

lol.

I hooked up with one of my best friends on Friday night (almost all of my friends here are girls). Oops.

Part of me feels like 'what have you done!', part of me would be happy to be in a relationship with her. But the idea of being in a relationship right now also freaks me out a little, so who knows.

Gay cunt.

:violin:

It's uni. You're supposed to be making awkward mistakes. Just don't end up marrying her or getting her up the duff.

What does 'hooked up' mean? Is it a catch all term covering everything from smiling at her to a Nazi-themed orgy?

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd

What does 'hooked up' mean? Is it a catch all term covering everything from smiling at her to a Nazi-themed orgy?

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It shouldn't be anything less than a game of hide the sausage.

I always thought it was a literal term, as in you're latching a snatch on your meathook. If anyone uses it for like necking or a bit of fingering they are full on nonce imo.

Do you think you could find a less pleasant way to word that.

I think Americans use "hooking up" synonymously with "making out".

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Originally Posted by SvN

I think Americans use "hooking up" synonymously with "making out".

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If so then it's completely un-newsworthy.

I didn't realise the global press had got wind of it.

Is Spoon a Mormon or just from that part of the world?

Jewsky.

It's an American college term, it loosely means anything from making-out up to (but possibly not including) actual sex. So if I make out with someone on a dance floor, it's hooking up, but if I go home with them it could also be called hooking up. Basically it's a way of getting the necessary point across while keeping it vague as possible.

So which was it?

We don't use the term necking so I'm not sure I understand it completely, but I guess that?

She was wearing a turtleneck the next day.

Any fingering?

Either of you counts.

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Originally Posted by Giggles

Any fingering?

Either of you counts.

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:D

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Originally Posted by Spoonsky

We don't use the term necking so I'm not sure I understand it completely, but I guess that?

She was wearing a turtleneck the next day.

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Tell us more?

Spoon don't tell us you did that thing where kids suck each others necks to leave a mark?

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Originally Posted by Mazuuurk

Spoon don't tell us you did that thing where kids suck each others necks to leave a mark?

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It's the mormon way.

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Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry

It's the mormon way.

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You've too many m's in that.

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Originally Posted by Mazuuurk

Spoon don't tell us you did that thing where kids suck each others necks to leave a mark?

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Some girl I went home with the other month choked for this. Bitch just kept asking for more and more. The absolute state of her neck. :D

Unsure whether or not to post the photo.

This gets better :D

You've got to.

I forgot how bad it really was hahahahaha

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Fucking hell :D

That's great. :D

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Originally Posted by Spoonsky

It's an American college term, it loosely means anything from making-out up to (but possibly not including) actual sex. So if I make out with someone on a dance floor, it's hooking up, but if I go home with them it could also be called hooking up. Basically it's a way of getting the necessary point across while keeping it vague as possible.

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I don’t think only making out is hooking up, you definitely have to be taking off some clothes for it to count as that. If someone told me they hooked up with a girl and i later found out they dancefloor made out i’d be callin him a fatty fibber

Fucking hell Waff, how big is your mouth?

I didn't realize that hickeys were a generational thing though.

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Originally Posted by Spoonsky

Fucking hell Waff, how big is your mouth?

I didn't realize that hickeys were a generational thing though.

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Well once you get older than about 14, you realize it looks fucking retarded to voluntarily walk around with a massive mark on your neck, which only purpose furthermore is to prove that someone else was sucking on your neck, which as far as sucking goes honestly is one of the least interesting places to have someone suck on really.

At our school there was a rumour that the 40-something female deputy head (who always wore a scarf even in hot weather) did so because she constantly had lovebites from 'hooking up' with the sixth form boys who did rowing (which is a sport associated with big, swinging dicks for some reason). This rumour was always dismissed as completely implausible, until it emerged she literally had shagged one (but just after he left school which I think made it technically OK).

Rowing and big dicks? :D

You posh cunt.

We've been posting on the same board for well over a decade, you can't be surprised.