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Slip her some TTH business cards.
We could do with more people lolling at you.
Shoulda known better than to get overly excited. It was pretty crap. Nice enough girl but zero chemistry.
Don't take shit from Levi Bellfield mk2.
Apparently my housemate has this annoying yank that he's trying to get it on with around. They've taken over the living room to watch a film (on my tv no less). Ffs.
Apparently he's also been playing guitar and singing for her. Fucking cringe.
Commiserations. The last thing anyone needs in their life is a female yank, especially if you're not the one giving her one.
He's (Northern) Oirish right? I doubt he needs to go to that much effort with a Yank.
Good on them if it keeps their marriage fresh, although you should probably have moved out by now.
When do we get your Christmas post complaining about having to share mummy with your little cousin?
Cousin's kid, and probably next week if they haven't all fallen out again.
Your cousin's kid is still a (variety of) cousin.
Anyway, she's left.
Cousins aren't even worthwhile family members, so their definitely bent kids are even less so.
She's back in a couple of weeks :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammer
Been chatting basically every day on Whatsapp/Facebook Chat since she left. Not sure if it's gonna be a hugely affectionate 'airport scene in Love Actually' type reunion or if it's going to be a subdued, very British 'go to the pub all casually and then take her home later' kind of thing, but either way I can't fucking wait. She's ace.
She'll come back knocked up, riddled, or both :drool:
She’ll have a clopper like a fisherman’s pockets.
I'm going for date #2 with Spanish vet lady next week. She's 25, cute and funny, but her Inglés not so good, and she's fucking 4'11'' as well which is a bit unsettling. I fear she might be a bit too wholesome and milletsy for my liking too - all sensible waterproofs and walks in the country and trips to the zoo. Might be good for me though, I spose.
The old saying that what you want is 'a lady in public and a whure in the bedroom'. Could be on to a winner.
A vet as well, so the role play should be good. Just don’t let her take your temperature.
Watch out for them fucking off back to the land of cured ham after Brexit. Happened to my mate with his bitch Greek nurse, as she's convinced herself that stitching up lepers in Thessaloniki is a better long term bet than marrying a finance professional in Surrey.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
My friend - the one who is scam-married to an American so that he can live over there - went out with a girl from Barcelona in 2010 who convinced him that there was no way he could join her over there. His little face when I told him otherwise about six months after she had pissed off.
About the same height as Ronnie Corbett, ask her if she's got four candles.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
I had to translate from 150cm as well. Maybe I should just roll with it, at least she might disregard my weirdness as stuff just being lost in translation.
All the same height lying down...
Just completely lost my temper and told the girlfriend's mum and sister exactly what I think of them. Whoops. Not sure there's any coming back from that.
Well in, mate.
Depends what you think of them. “I think you’re alright” would probably go over ok. Assuming that’s not what you said - what did you say?Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
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Originally Posted by Spikey M
I told them they are a pair of cunts and that I feel sorry for my girlfriend having them as her family.
Was your girlfriend present?
Haven't you two been together since you were like twelve?
Yes and yes,
In any case, I'm sure you can lol it off.
What brought it on (the final straw like) and what was the girlfriends reaction?
Girlfriend just can't deal with the fact I don't get on with them. She's accepts they are difficult but she's always been really close to them and isn't just going to cut ties or anything. Which I understand, it's a shitty position for her to be in.
Final straw was just that I went round tonight and was making a real effort with them (I haven't been round much lately because it's pretty obvious we don't particularly get on) for the girlfriend's sake. They were just being their unpleasant, shitty, snide selves regardless of the fact I was obviously trying to get on. Just snapped. Never, ever lose my temper usually (other than with my older brother).
Is the dad around in general or did you wait until he nipped to the shops to give it the big'un?
He has to drive around the country a lot for work and stays away occasionally. He was away tonight. I don't feel like I 'gave it the bigun', I just lost my temper like a little kid.
I don't know how he puts up with them, he's really nice and we get on really well but he just ignores all their shit. He must have the patience of a saint.
Get in mate. You should have hit them as well.
My wifes mum absolutely bores me to death. Talking to her is like mind-numbingly painful.
I’d never shout at her like a little weirdo though. Good luck mending that, lol.
Either they will back off or, more likely, they are the kind who love drama, so they will just add a few snide remarks here and there. Either way, you need to stand your ground from now on. There is no backing down from this one.
No point having a pretend illness if you can't blame the out MELTDOWN on it. You'll be back in by the weekend.
Isn't this how Magic's start to end?
What's the latest with Magic? Divorce proceedings started yet?
Not likely, they're all under the patio by now.
He's with sister Vim in a bedsit.
He doesn't post much anymore, which means that he is probably living in his car and has no access to an internet connection.Quote:
Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
What exactly happened with Magic? Everything's passed me by on that.
Jeez don’t you read Reddit?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Shearer The 2nd
I'm not sure myself. She went but I don't know if it was permanent or temporary or what happened after that. Boydy has been pushing like fuck for answers :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Alan Shearer The 2nd
I fucking hated one of my ex’s mums and the feeling was more than mutual. You have my sympathy RL. It makes shit awkward across the board.
The only POSSIBLE route to civility from here is to own it, whilst accepting you have massively overreacted. Let things cool down for a bit, then sit them down and explain - without 4 letter words - why you erupted. I’d try to finish on the conclusion that you’re never going to be bezzing it, but you both love their daughter so you are stuck with each other. From there you can probably achieve an uncomfortably over the top politeness for all future interactions.
Clothesline the mam then windmill your dick in her face screaming "That's from DS you slaaaaaaaaag" next time you see her, and I'll paypal you £20. £30 if you film it.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend