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In fairness, it's the other people who are wasting their own money.
Willingly, too. What I want to know is how long it took him to train the pup. Because that shows commitment to a stupid private joke. I get that he doesn't want the criminal record and to be labelled as a nazi but ... he took every wrong step along the way.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...lassrooms.html
He was my form tutor all the way through Secondary school. :|
Did he stroke your hair?
Nope. Just my cock.
I remember a load of news vans turning up to school when this happened https://www.thefreelibrary.com/PUPIL...ch.-a061308498
That last line, the question was firmly answered a few years later.Quote:
SCHOOL pupils were ordered to strip down to their underwear by a teacher...because a ballpoint pen had gone missing.
Sixteen boys, aged 12 and 13, had to remove their red jumpers, white shirts, black trousers and shoes and socks, so the clothing could be searched.
Two girls in the class were taken to another room and their school bags were inspected. But the pen - the third that had gone missing from the class - was not found. Furious parents protested about the strip-search and teacher Peter Adams now faces disciplinary action at Cardinal Wiseman Roman Catholic School in Coventry.
Dad Jim Lennon, whose son Kevin, 12, is in the class, said last night: "I could hardly believe it when he told me.
"Every one of the children denied taking the pen - and they were told to start taking off their clothes. The teacher told them not to laugh or they would all be sent home."
Upset
Mum April Maddison said her 12-year-old son Paul was forced to strip down to his boxer shorts.
She added: "He was upset and didn't want to go back to school today."
The pupils had just finished a French lesson when it was realised that her Parker pen had gone missing.
No one owned up to having it, so the French teacher called in Mr Adams, the deputy head of year.
Mr Adams, who has taught at the school for 25 years, has now apologised for his "misjudgment".
It is thought he will get a formal warning.
Head Tony Riley said the action was "totally out of character and probably done in frustration".
There was "no question" of sexual impropriety.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-43987148
lol at that fucking grass.
The argument between the bloke who created Father Ted and DUKULA is intensely boring as well.
I should leak the conversations from The Group.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Isn't it all just tee heeing at me and Giggles as well as stroking Benny's and GS's cocks?
We've automated the conversation now and had to let Luca go.
I should leak some of their attempts at parking, get rid of a few more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/...1landscape.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
That ones a fucking quote/paraphrase from "Four Lions" for fuck's sake :D
EDIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAqIFtlH_hA
Okay, this one instance where context matters.
"Fuck mini-babybells" got the biggest laugh I've ever experienced in a cinema.
What? Apparently, John Terry has launched a swimwear range?!
I saw something ages ago about him investing in a company that made swimming shorts, but it struck me as insurance against gambling bankruptcy. Good for him. It's a better retirement plan than pretend boxing.
Something about diving.
Especially with licences being so hard to come by.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Shame is dead.
https://www.rte.ie/news/2018/0504/96...ansplant-case/
If they argue it failed due to negligence, they might have a point. Not that the article implies that.
It's odd to think of someone who's donated an organ as hateful, but she sounds fucking hateful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
She needs a punch in the remaining kidney.
I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure they'd make you some kind of disclaimer before that sort of surgery to cover themselves given it's not a definite success.
Sweet precedent if it goes through though.
There's something impressive and terrifying about a volcano, plus you get to play the game of 'will there be more or less of Hawaii' after this eruption?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44027883
https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news...ells-hospital/
What. The. FUCK.
A consultant gynaecologist at Ninewells Hospital caused an unborn baby to be accidentally decapitated inside her mother’s womb as she carried out a bungled delivery, a medical tribunal has heard.
THE HORROR.
Oh my lord it get's worse as you go on.
Keep your hand out of your pants.
Jesus. The poor woman will be traumatised for life.
Well that’s fucked.
Shit. :|
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-44068562
“Stoke-on-Trent house '30in too tall' risks demolition”
Land of Hope and Glory.
While you can never rule out local planning authorities doing something totally illogical and batshit insane, 99 times out of 100 this will be solved with a retrospective planning application. Rarely are people made to tear their house down unless they've built it inside an existing shed or behind a big pile of hay bales (neither of those are made up by the way) in an attempt to get past the moratorium on planning permission.
That hay bales guy was a legend.
Yeah. He should have got an MBE.
It was a horrible place though, the kind of thing you'd see a cliched East End gangster living in. All mock tudor and gold sovereigns.
Probably why his MBE was refused.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/artic...8-309a04df37f6
Fucking hell.Quote:
There's never been much debate around nappy changing. It can be a bit gross sometimes (ok, most of the time), but it's not usually that political. It's a non-negotiable part of being a new parent.
But that all changed this week, when a sexuality educator suggested that people ask their babies for consent before changing their nappies.
Speaking to Australia’s ABC News on 8 May, Deanne Carson said she works with parents from birth teaching them "to set up a culture of consent in the home" and to talk to their newborn baby saying things like "I’m going to change your nappy now, is that OK?"
“Of course a baby’s not going to respond and say, ‘Yes, mum, that’s awesome, I’d love to have my nappy changed!’ but if you leave a space, and wait for body language, and wait to make eye contact, then you’re letting that child know that their response matters,” says Deanne.
Moronic.
That baby delivery story is something else. There must be about 10 "what the fuck?" moments in the article. :sick:
Footballers' wages leaked again: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comm..._173m/dytn776/
Alexis on £390k a week. :harold: and £75k bonus if he starts a game wtf.
I've only just read the baby delivery one. :|
That nappy change consent thing sort of falls apart when they learn to say (or indicate) no, which they invariably do, and then say/do all the time. What then?
Let them walk around with shit in their pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
That'll teach 'em.
The parents would still have to clean them up, though. Who wins in that scenario?
Freedom of choice.
The best thing about that 'Alexis' contract is its length. Absolute madness. I'd go as far to say Winston Bogarde country. We (being Liverpool) seem to have come out of it quite well 'only' paying Salah and Van Dijk £125k a week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
I have a 2 year old that doesn’t sit still for shit (lol). She’s nearly potty trained but needs a nappy if we go out. If I asked her if I can change her nappy she would still be wearing one from last month. Changing a toddler is like wrestling a snake.
Putting all that aside, consent is all well and good when the thinking agent has the ability to make a decision on what’s in their interest. There’s a reason that having sex with a minor, even if they consent, is illegal. You’d think someone that into this stuff would be able to grasp that pretty fucking simple concept. Otherwise where are we? Baby, can Daddy touch you down there? Yes? Awwwww. Fucking hell.
If you're giving them the chance to refuse consent for something so obviously in their best interests what do you do when they refuse to eat anything but jelly babies for six months? Or you tell them that they can't just take their trousers off and lie on the floor of Tesco all day? Or any of the other civilised behaviours that children generally reject for years?
See how she gets on when she gets her kid taken away for leaving baby's first shit strapped to its arse until it's eighteen months old. What a cunt.
What else is Mahow going to do at the weekend?Quote:
Originally Posted by John
I wonder if the sexuality expert has children. I'm guessing she hasn't.