Paul Clement is Ancelotti's mate. It's a hell of an upgrade from Sigurdsson.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Paul Clement is Ancelotti's mate. It's a hell of an upgrade from Sigurdsson.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Forgot about the Clement factor. They'd have been at Bayern at the same time wouldn't they?
He's been Ancelotti's assistant at a few different clubs, Bayern included.
Wikipedia reliably informs me that he was his assistant at Chelsea, PSG, Madrid and Munich .
"Carlo m8, got any CMs lying about?"
There's a lot of things in the air so how much of it is bollocks I don't know.
Mirror are claiming we've accepted 60 million for Sanchez which has freed up enough profit/wage bill to bring 3 in. The likely candidates being Lemar, Draxler and... Ross Barkley.
Mitroglou to Fulham was the previous one I believe and that one was 12 million or so?Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
EDIT: Manolas was 15 million euros apparently. Still quite the difference, especially for a 19year old, but he was a target of several big teams iirc.
PSG have realised how massively corrupt the loan for MBappe looked and have made it a straight transfer, hence the need to get Draxler out of the door before UEFA's FFP crew get a look at the books.
Have PSG thought all this through, or do they just reckon they can get away with anything? European royalty will ensure they get a lengthy European ban.
Draxler going out the door for forty million isn't going to fill much of the three hundred and fifty million quid hole they'll have made this summer if that Mbappe deal goes through under the new terms. They'll need another hundred million in corrupt sponsorship on top of that.
They've got that coming in from Nike due to the Neymar deal as well as a host of Brazillian sponsors (apparently).Quote:
Originally Posted by John
There's some truly thrilling opinions and takes out there
The guy knows his math :cool:
Can't imagine the equation he had to put into Excel to get that one out. 6 super computers working in tandem for a year to produce that take.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6cIMlKtfE0
He's sick of it.
That guy is excellence of eloquence personified :cool:
Does 'Robbie' actually manage to carve a living on the back of those people? It's a bit sadistic.
What's this freeing up profit/wage bill business about? Has that come straight from Wenger's box of bullshit?Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
About 40k a month I think it worked out at. Here's the car he just bought:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
https://www.thickaccent.com/wp-conte...RGWMAApdgQ.jpg
You can only increase your wage bill a certain amount every year as a percentage of revenue or whatever, it's in FM.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
I'm gonna need to see the workings that show Arsenal need to do this before they can buy anyone before my bullshit detector calms down.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
I figured he would make a living from it, but ten grand a week. Fucking hell.
That can't all come from clicks. Do they have mega sponsorship deals or something?
Plus he must have to pay for the equipment/production and presumably pay the contributors.
Making the videos can't be that expensive, and the contributors all claim not to make anything from it (although a few of them have their own 'brands' on the side of it). What a genius.
500,000+ subscribers on YouTube. 10 videos with over 1 million views. It's lucrative stuff.
Honestly gents, we're missing a trick.
My niece is hooked on Ryan's Toys, which started with a kid opening toys and is now videos of him doing any old shit.
Here he is shopping for school stuff, posted 10 days ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QMcWL9v9ak
4.3m views and counting.
TTHTV: Magic's Marriage (Angry Rant)
We can get our man involved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMcxUZfcv9Y
Those videos are fucking insane.
Kids videos on YouTube in general are insane. Any old shit will get 5 or 10 million views (my son is happily contributing, and since I let him I suppose I shouldn't complain about it).
Presumably Youtube is about the best babysitter going.
I dont want to jump in with your werido's but arsenal have bid £92m for lemar according to SSN
France are playing the dutch this evening. This is all mental.
YouTube is serious stuff. They're all faking "beef" right now on it and releasing "diss tracks". Half them must own at least one Supercar alone. I'm surprised Arsenal TV is making that amount just off 500k Subscriptions right enough.
Lol at Arsenal bidding £90m for Lemar - they've got the worst of the lot at double the price for leaving it so late.
YT ad revenues have tumbled fairly recently so he's probably not making as much these days. Plus having people swearing throughout tends to get you flagged and that means even less from advertisers.
Pretty much anything can get millions of views on YouTube now if it's packaged right. If it's aimed at children you're looking at billions of views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xqqj9o7TgA
Four hundred and eighty million views.
Isn't the biggest lol about that that Arsenal are supposedly attempting to spunk £90m+ (it's probably bullshit) on a player they don't need?
If they buy him it means Sanchez is off.
That's that deal dead then.
They do need him now Sanchez and Chamberlain are offski, but the fee is bonkers, even taking the inflation into account.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
Having just looked at the top 20, they all appear to be music videos.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
With this absolutely dreadful effort at number 1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=56&v=kJQP7kiw5Fk
Number of views equivalent to half the globe.
What are the highest views for things that aren't professional music related?
I've never seen him play but I just got Lemar tatooed across my back. If anything goes tits up now, I can just claim it's dedicated to the GOAT.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...t_Easy_CD1.jpg
It was probably PewDiePie. Despacito is a truly awful song enjoyed by terrible people, very popular in football dressing rooms.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
Are there still not areas they should be strengthening in first?Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
No idea, but the user with most subscribers, almost twice as many as second place, is some twonk who plays games and shouts over them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
I had a quick check of Wikipedia, there are only 3 non-music videos in the top 50.
One is a Russian cartoon about a bear (not the one Challenger liked) the next is an animated video of 'Wheels on the bus' and rounding it out is an indian nursery rhyme.
Sanches in my Prem FUT team next season then :drool:
Video games, or folk who started as such, are probably the biggest Youtubers. Pewdiepie, who John mentioned, will be a multi millionaire. Easily.
Just search "FaZe" on YouTube and look at the houses they're living in.
Edit: views wise, popular music songs will always have the most views, obviously.
A weird thing in all this crazyness is meanwhile, Real Madrid has sort of become one of the more sensible clubs in Europe with this new mentality to bet on their own academy and young, spanish talents like Asensio, Carvajal, Isco, etc
PewDiePie, that's the one. From what I've seen his videos should be used to torture captured ISIS soldiers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuIcBPm90aM
Twenty one million views. See how long you can last.
Forgot all about this - superb :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SvN
How do you MIND GAME the entire transfer market?Quote:
Originally Posted by Corporate Mourinho in February
He's since lost all his sponsorship deals due to complaints from people in his neighbourhood blew up.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
Quote:
Next week, neighbors are holding a meeting with city leaders, police and code enforcement officials to consider whether or not to file a class-action public nuisance lawsuit against Paul and the homeowner.
“It’s terrible, it’s a bad situation and I feel bad for them, but there’s nothing we can do,” Paul responds. “Jake Paulers are the strongest army out there.
“Dab,” he adds, before dabbing onscreen.
Before signing off the newscast, Paul also turns his camera on the KTLA reporter. He points at his shoes and yells, “What are thoooose?” before running away with his friends.
That could not conceivably be less interesting.