Custard with some chopped banana chucked into it is :rasta:
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Custard with some chopped banana chucked into it is :rasta:
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Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel
Got some spring rolls today from my local Chinese, they're usually pretty good. Today they were filled with nothing but beansprouts.
Fucking charlatans.
Custard is for nonces.
This cat's going to die on my watch. :(
Put some food down for him and he just can't be fucked with it.
Have it put down if it's that bad, just letting it fall to bits is horrible.
I disagree. Man are always quick to 'put down animal'. Let him go, in his own time.
In the wild it would have been eaten by now. You should do this to teach it a lesson not to be such a pussy.
'In its own time' might involve weeks of agony, which is rather irresponsible don't you think?
Just tell it to man up.
Maybe take it to the fucking vet?
I get back sweat when driving in hot weather but my shirts cover it up well.
Today I wore something that I recently bought and have just taken it off. It looks like Lee Evans has raped my shirt, it's fucking drenched.
Don't you have air conditioning in your car?
It'll be all that revolting pube like back hair you fat fuck.
I do but it doesn't help.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
My folks already did that last weeks. Found a stomach tumor and they're treating it with steroids. He's eating, though. Thank fuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
Whoops, sorry bub.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
My 38 year old sister, who has lived in Wales for about 4 years, has posted a photo of her wearing Wales facepaint in preparation for the match tonight. He statuses throughout the competition have been a bit eye roll inducing, but this takes the biscuit.
.....
Gesundheit.
Water sprinklers on when it's raining.
Oh God that drives me crazy.
i share an office space with the registration department here at the hospital
this girl has now moved onto sending voice messages back and forth to her flavor of the month because he's "driving" and it's not safe to text and drive
so now, instead of just having to listen to this Babysitter's Club fuckery all day, now I get the live audio supplement experience!
fuck am I so lucky.
Join her in behaving like a fifteen year old and start shouting 'what are you doing? come back to bed' in the background of all her messages.
You should 100% say something, that is absolutely not okay to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
Considered it but then she'd just re-record said message and I'd have to listen to her mushy gushy nonsense again and again.
It's bad enough she's recording, listening to herself, then sending. Receiving, sharing with other girl in office, and replying.
I have to take half the day to cover at another facility later on. About a 60 mile drive, normally I'd be massively regretting the idea but I cherish the opportunity for the silent solitude of the road for once this afternoon I can tell you that.
Oh it's absolute madness. Mind you, this is the culmination of a relationship that started over texts while Boyfriend was in The Army. They finally met in person two weeks ago and are s0o0o0o0o0o0o in love.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mert
It's utterly sickening and cringeworthy. Especially considering I've listened to these girls talk about this and I generally get the sense that she just wants to tie him down because of his Army pension/benefits and long-term stability rather than actually being so0o0o0o0o in love.
And I mean I'm happy for people being happy but the fact that she honestly thinks anyone and everyone wants to hear this shit is absurd to me.
I don't like people who take two or three personal calls a day during work. Especially when all of the usually end with the phrase, "I'll talk to you later."
You deserve it for 'so0o0o0o0o', Bruh.
You deserve more than an irritating coworker for that, actually, but it'll do for now.
Some dickhead neighbour is out in his garden with shitty dance music blasting out on his speakers. It's right outside my bedroom window. It's actually giving me a headache.
I was reminded why I don't like attempting to trim my beard. Sadly it came after I finished trimming it.
It's probably the best job I've done and it's got a much better shape but I've lost parts that I didn't want to lose. Greatest loss is the length from my chin, I went in a little close and I lost far too fucking much (2-3 inches I'd imagine). Can't even do a proper beard stroke with it.
Cunts standing too close behind you when queueing. Had some bitch this morning near in my back pocket until I walked back onto her foot.
Is that where you been all this time?
Spar?Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Welcome back @Giggles
You've been missed.
I'd doubt that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dquincy
Still 2nd highest poster after Magic too. What a shambles :face:
I think I'd have to go missing for a few years to lose my spot. Still, quantity and quality unlike How on the old board.
Fair, by the way.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
This is proper first world problems stuff but this hotel has far too many staff. I think the idea is that you never have to do anything yourself and it's a service but I just thanked three people for pressing the elevator button for me.
Because you're on your phone playing Pokemon Go or something? Pokemon Go, Fuck that. This is already swamping my facebook and twitter feeds.
http://www.idigitaltimes.com/pokemon...nternet-545577Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
Pokemon Go is amazing you mong.
Everyone will be playing soon.
It's for fucking mongs. Hopefully most of them walk off a cliff or into a lake playing it. Natural selection.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
The real beasts still refuse to walk.
Level 12 for me :drool:
Me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
No, one sees you coming round the corner who tells someone else to press the button and then there's someone in the elevator to press your floor number for you.
I take it they're all expecting tipped too.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
No thank god, although I did get stuck for 100 rand by this 'porter' at the airport who grabbed me and said 'Where you go? D3? I take you' and proceeded to take me to Terminal B and then told me D was 'over there'.
I went for 50 and he said 'no give me 100' and given that he's definitely not being paid by the airport and it's pennies difference I just gave it to him.
I keep giving ridiculous tips because I don't have small bills though. You're apparently supposed to give the guy who carries your bags up 10 rand. I gave him 50 as I didn't have anything smaller.
You're a terrifying contradiction with your accidental high-roller escapades and tiny bank account.
Per diem. Gotta use it or I don't get it. Not my fault the system sucks. But yeah, I'm fucking awful with money and stuff like this goes a long way to explaining why I'm broke all the time..Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
I'm also going to put this up in advance: Tonight me and a few work colleagues are going to a comedy night in town. The person whose idea it was has the worst laugh in human existence. It might just do me in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgb-JDLIOG0
It's her birthday on Sunday and literally nothing has turned up yet. :uhoh: