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Try a bit of banana peel on them.
Sanchez gone on loan to Inter Milan.
Are Inter trying to sign every flop United have?
They've still not got over that Henning Berg clearance so they're stealing all our 'stars.'
Rojo, Jones and Smalling next, please.
If anyone can bring Lukaku and Sanchez back from the dead, Conte has a better chance than most. The man's an incredible manager.
Smalling gone on loan to Roma, out of nowhere.
He must have faith in the yoof as that squad is remarkably thin.
I dare say Ole can pick somebody else if need be out of the 27 shit centre-halves we seem to have.
I would have kept him out of the three useless ones. Not least because of how close he is to a testimonial.
Roma assembling the dream team defence of Mike Smalling and Dejan Lovren.
Ole clearly wants us to play out from the back, Smalling is the least able to do that (he still looks like a Maidstone player when he has the ball). I'd guess that's why he's bottom of the pecking order even if he's a better defender than some of the others.
I miss route one long ball. My perfect center backs would consist of two white center backs. One must be bald-headed and other must-have a ginger beard. Just smash people and kick it long is all that is required.
What about a baldie with a ginger beard?
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Basically "modern football" doesn't have any room for your average Shit Kicker anymore.
This is also why noone can defend really anymore.
The sport evolved so now every team starts with 11 midfield players. It will evolve once more, but in what type of direction?
4-4-2 will become the norm again
Matteo Darmian going for ten per cent of his original fee must make him one of the low-key shittest transfers in recent memory. Watch him do a Daley Blind as well.
He looked reasonable enough in his odd central appearances to have got a few more starts ahead of the other spastics at least.
I remember watching Darmian play for Italy against England yonks ago and he was brilliant. It's amazing how shit he was for us.
The manc sean territorial scouting method strikes again.
He's been pretty much spot on for years now. Latins = ponces. Scandis and Irish = get them in.
Manc Sean, what happened to that idiot? Actually, are you still meeting up with him Kiko?
You know, for an 'informal beer' with the wife.
I see him now and again usually at the football.
He's working in Portsmouth now - think doing some CAD stuff for the MoD.
If I didn't doss off so early we could carpool.
The government is hiring lager louts now?
Are you a tabloid newspaper?
No, but he was always a right filthy cretin. Or played the part of one here at least, and what more can we go on than that.
He's nothing like the persona you have in your head ("filthy cretin" ffs!).He is as plain spoken as he typed though in real life.
Don't we all. Bamster works for NASA.
Pikey is a fat cunt with no hair on his tiny head, he's also a debt collector for the government.
2 out of 3. Not bad.
Sweet.
Although it's more 3 out of 4.
If we're doing it properly it's 5 out of 7
Pikey, no hair and working for the government are wrong. Debt collection is partially correct, although it's only about 10% of what I do.
Nacho left arsenal with three FA cups.
Never trust a foreigner.
Are you on the hippy crack? Or planning a romp?
Not mutually exclusive.
"filthy cretin" ffs!
Good heavens Margerie, the horror of it. I need to lie down.
Alright. I just find your description of someone I've known for about 12 years as "filthy cretin". :charm:
The truce is off just in time for THE MEET. Can we hire a dingey local with a boxing / wrestling ring in the basement?