If it was all takeaway boxes that would be perfect.
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If it was all takeaway boxes that would be perfect.
Aren't they destroying it tomorrow?
Was bringing the washing in before (bear with me) and noticed what looked like a bit of orange sponge stuck to a fence post. I swatted it with the stick I use to keep the line high (probably has a name) and it turned out to be thousands of little spiders. :sick: Obviously a smart man would have watched (maybe even filmed) this amazing coming together of nature in his own backyard.
I boiled the kettle and poured scalding hot water on the little berks. No spiders in my garden, thanks.
Worse than Manc.
Worse than Harambe.
Entirely justified. Heroic.
The spiders have claimed your garden as lebensraum.
I sighted a large number of decent sized (by British standards) spiders the other day as I pressure washed some slabs. They all looked very miffed as to what was going on.
Small time.
The first thing I'm doing if I buy a house is going down to B&Q's military hardware section and buying a flamethrower, just for these kinds of occasions
There's one of those big spindly ones living in the bath we never use and it's rubbish, it's completely ignored a large fly and a bee. He/it could be living like a king.
There must be something weird about the angle of the bar at a specific pub I go to (it surely can't just be that the percentage of time i spend really pissed is much higher there than elsewhere), because in the last 6 months I've done that really embarrassing thing of having someone wave or say hi to me, I've returned in kind, then realised that they were greeting someone stood next to me instead THREE FUCKING TIMES, always at the corner of that fucking bar. Fuck sake.
So a friend of mine has conned thousands of euros from me me and tens (maybe more) other friends and acquintances. He has handled getting tickets to music festivals for everybody for years due to getting them much cheaper, but this year there were no tickets and he has pocketed all the money. Obviouly I'm fucked off about losing about a hundred quid, but at the same time I worry about the said 'mate'. Apparently he's been in some deep financial shit for years now and now he has burned bridges to pretty much all of his mates with this stunt.
Chin the cunt.
Real talk.
Building up trust over the years then BOOM.
Proper alpha bae behaviour that. :cool:
You should just kill him and then burn him in front of his family.
Oh man my mums ex did the same thing. Not to her thankfully, but about six months after she broke up with him and he left town about 8 mutual friends told my mum that he owed them between £500 and £1000. Crrrrazy.
Proper Bazesque move.
There's no question that it isn't a cunt's trick especially as how things started to unravel today was that a few people I know went to get their tickets from the ticket office for Primavera in Barcelona and they were told there are no tickets (I also assume it's sold out) and the guy came clean. If worst comes to worst, he might be looking some jail time for fraud I'd imagine as people have paid him between 100€ and 400€ for various tickets. I also heard he had tried to pawn some company stuff that was among the reasons there's no way he'll come out of this with just losing all his mates. 100 quid is something I can chalk off as shit luck, but obviously the trust between us has been lost probably forever. Still, as he is a relatively close mate I do feel bad for his situation to reach this kind of point. Not that he has done himself any favours with the way he's handled this.
Beta response, that.
This is a good place for venting this kind of stuff as I have mixed feelings about it. Had someone else posted the same, I'd probably replied with a much harsher tone.
You sound like the cunt here Pert. No wonder he ripped you off.
Mug.
Did she return all the coke he bought her?
I bet her snout looks like her flange.
You'd dive in head first.
He actually kept his cocaine habit secret, and only did it with 'the lads'. And my mum reckons coke is a bit shit and dead overrated, an opinion I largely share.
Discussing your thoughts on cocaine with your mum. :wtf:
Mate my mum lived through the second summer love, I definitely trust her opinions on drugs more than my spasticated friends.
Bought some boxing gloves which were listed as 'one size fits all' but they're too small...
What'd you buy boxing gloves for?
I bet they're some shitty Everlasts.
Bought a punching bag. Decided I'd try shifting some weight and taking out some of my anger on it. Probably use it twice and then it will collect dust.
RDX, never heard of them before so probably shit.
Just ordered some 16oz ones from the same company. Hopefully my hands will fit into those.
I'm just imagining Mahow and Boyd sparring and it's the greatest thing ever. :D
How could boxing gloves possibly ever be one size fits all?
I'll defer to Pepe on this, but surely you don't need sixteen ounce gloves for banging a punchbag about in your garage/garden. You want some light, slip-on bag gloves that you don't have to fanny about wrapping your hands up to use.
16oz gloves are only for sparring really, so you don't bust the other lad's face. For hitting the bag this is what I used:
http://cletoreyes.com.mx/components/...27b111d4d8.jpg
Good idea to still wrap your hands though. Protip: use regular bandages, not the 'boxing' ones which are shit.
http://www.paneldecontrol.com.mx/adm...ENDASLEROY.JPG
You can probably get away without wrapping your hands to be honest.
Protip: gloves are for orbital betas.
Stop being a chump, they bare knuckle box in Ukraine. You'll be flattened if you turn up like a wrapped glove wanker.
I think mine are 16oz and I have wraps. Hope that helps everyone this evening.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Everlast-Pr...avy+bag+gloves
Found these Everlast shits for £20.
According to some size guide I'm at the higher end of XL gloves so I'm not even sure they'll fit.
It's so fucking warm and humid here I don't know how I'll ever get to sleep tonight.
It's a solid 19C here with a breeze. Lovely. Nights are about 9-10C.
That idiot cousin of mine is starting a full time job tomorrow before his exams are even over.
:face:
You're obsessed, mate.