That's what your pockets are for.
You're after a purse.
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That's what your pockets are for.
You're after a purse.
Yeah. That's where I draw the line. Wallet or no wallet, fine either way. Coins in a wallet? Get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, it's not one of those flappy ones - the cards go in a little slot on the back.
Luckily for her she lost it in Kew Gardens, which, as it transpires, is probably the best place in Britain to lose something (they have their own, presumably rather bored, police force and everything). Posted back the next day.
What, so my change can possibly fall out and get lost? Plus I need somewhere to put my front door key.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
Nothing wrong with practicality.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Are you cartwheeling about or sitting in deck chairs all the time?
Only on weekends.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
But seriously, I dislike clutter, especially in my pockets. The only thing I keep in there is my phone, wallet and a pen when I'm working.
Indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Key in a wallet? Maybe it's not a purse you're after, it's a handbag.
My brother in law uses a manpurse. :harold:
As for change, I thought that was the point of this one:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Od0xPLRaWN...ans+pocket.jpg
Not that I ever carry change around. Amex black around the neck for me.
That's the pocket to hold all your pogs and slammers surely?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
Nah, it'd get lost in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
It's a torture device for my sausage fingers :(
Don't know what that is but you can use is for that too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Foe
I always thought it was for a lighter.
I have coins in a bit of my wallet (a built-in purse, if you will) because fuck having all that shit sloshing about. The sooner I can reasonably go cash-free altogether the better.
My wisdom tooth appears to have erupted and it is fucking agony. :moop:
I almost never carry coins, they're for putting in a jar and using when you really need to buy milk or something.
That crap little pouch is a holdover from when people carried pocket watches.
That's the one I mentioned earlier, took ages to find it. Pricey but I'd love the carbon one.
https://www.ridgewallet.com
Pocket watches really need to come back.
They're fucking stunning.
They'll go well with your fedora.
I used to carry the house key in that stupid little pocket.
I can't pull off a hat unfortunately :(
I'd buy a 5 piece suit though to go with it, waistcoats are fucking amazing.
I knew a lad who used to wear waistcoats and tweed jackets (he got all his gear from charity shops), and when he went to university he was the halls legend because of it. Unfortunately, his new-found popularity went to his head and he became an alcoholic and got thrown out, and last year he deleted everyone from school off Facebook when a couple of us lolled at Jeremy Corbyn.
What the hell is a five-piece suit?
Some also call it a 3 piece, but basically a suit with a waistcoat too.
http://cf.ltkcdn.net/mens-fashion/im...piece_suit.jpg
Yeah, that's a three-piece.
Shame I'm too lazy and unambitious to ever get a job where I'd have to wear a suit, because I do love wearing them. Perhaps I could follow the lead of the old boy who is always necking pint after pint of ruddles in spoons in a full suit. Or I could just wait for the inevitable court appearance.
It'd be a ballache wearing it every day. Occasional is better.
You don't even have to be ambitious. I had to wear one every day when I worked at Ernest Jones earning a few shiny buttons every month.
The worst part was having to fucking clean shave every day (or getting told off for not doing it).
3 pieces. :drool:
Fedora (four), and katana (five).Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
How come every single foreigner that goes to an ATM has to go through at least 3 cards and takes out fuck all?
There's a really fat 'metal head' round here who is always out on nights out wearing a full suit, a hat and a massive fucking wallet chain thing hanging off his arse. Sorta like this:
http://image.rakuten.co.jp/bagukoubo...mg60295013.jpg
What a cool dude.
I can hear knobheads playing the flute badly almost every night now because it's marching season and all the little pricks around here are 'practising'.
Marching season. :D
Have you heard about the Orangeman's calendar?
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Why don't you stop being such a girl and get involved?
His sash is in the wash.
Don't miss that shite.
I did try to learn the flute for about a month when I was about twelve.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Horrible, shite little country that should be wiped off the map or given back to Eire.
Fucking keep it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
The Late Late Show was good tonight - there was a Holocaust survivor on and Christy Moore was on too. My mother talked through the whole thing. Shut the fuck up.
When people refer to a song/album as being dropped rather than released. Now even worse than that the same term is being applied to products like phones and shit. :sick:
That'd be the first time ever if it was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
I've just dropped a shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
That one kinda works.
Guilty. :youpi:Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Looks like a human took a shit on the gate at the front of my house last night. There's now a million flies surrounding it, having a nibble. Leaving the house is dangerous. It's quite hot outside so it's proper stinking too.
I'm not cleaning it up, it's a fucking state, so I'm hiding indoors, hoping the flies get the job done.
Sure it wasn't you?