He needs to use the 2-0 being the most dangerous score analogy.
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He needs to use the 2-0 being the most dangerous score analogy.
If we don't get a "they think it's all over" in June, we riot.
Greater Brisbane is going into 3 day lockdown from 5pm tonight....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QIaL5ZdYrw
One year on, and it's aged far better than anything else from March 2020. :cool:
You lot are still panic buying? :D Fucking hell.
They live on a time delay, as ever.
To be fair people are fucking idiots about the shops shutting for bank holidays so I wouldn't lord it over the Aussies as we will probably see similar idiocy over here in the run up to Easter Bank Holiday weekend.
The only time I've ever seen anything like that (other than last March) is when snow is forecast and everyone decides they need 18 pints of milk and enough bread to feed the street.
You've never seen the christmas plebs decimate the bread and milk?
Not really. People over buy at Christmas but I've never not been able to buy bread and milk other than when Covid first rocked up.
https://www.businessinsider.com/how-...rral&r=US&IR=T
You're welcome.
Good point.
:lol:
Are they going to keep adding to it over time?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...d-johnson-saysQuote:
Even grandparents who have had both jabs were told not to hug grandchildren if they see them over the Easter weekend, when two households or groups of six can meet outdoors. Prof Chris Whitty, England’s chief medical officer, said there is “still some vulnerability”.
I don’t like this one bit. The whole point of the bastard vaccine is to allow us to return to normal human behaviours. You know, a fucking hug and trivial shit like that. Why on Earth would a person who has had the two doses then still be told not to have close contact with a family member? At what point then should we be able to?
I don’t know what vulnerability Whitty is talking about but it’s annoying me now. He’s even said himself that at some point we are going to have to live with this thing and accept an element of risk. Why aren’t we there yet, on an individual basis, if we’ve had two doses? It sounds like they’re covering their arses.
Ever since December they've just been going for blanket 'caution for caution's sake' in an attempt to stop people taking the thin end of the wedge. i.e. we could have been doing outdoor meetings six weeks ago but they thought 'If we let them do that, people will do other stuff too'.
Possibly effective but ethically very questionable approach to governing (and it is governing - they're making political choices, not 'following the science').
https://i.imgur.com/uLMrdZJ.png
:mourinho:
Anyone who isn't a mong will already be pretty much back to normal. Behind closed doors, anyway. My in-laws are both vaccinated. We've spent part of our weekend with them for the last 3 weeks. Hugs with the grandkids included.
We are long past these rules making sense and deep into "manage your own risk" territory. There is a 0% chance we can give them Covid and kill them. There is a 20% chance that they can catch Covid and even if they were to give it to us, the risk is vanishingly small, even with my wife's asthma.
I guess we know who's behind this contract.
What a delightful coincidence. :D
12 months of saunas being shut but MaccyDs being open and it's only now that some people are starting to be concerned it may not be about the science :happycry:
Ethically questionable because they're being completely dishonest with people, or because they're prolonging people's suffering in lockdown longer than needed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Both.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoonsky
Shut the fuck up about fucking saunas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
:drool:
The first time we went to CentreParcs, we went with the in-laws and we got an "executive" lodge so that there was no bathroom drama.
Executive Lodges come with a Sauna. We used it to dry our swimwear. Nobody actually used it. Why? Because sitting in a hot room sweating into a towel is shit and anybody that enjoys such an experience is a tastebud deprived, tonsil enlarged, manbun manlet.
Settle down son, the saunas are a symbol which include your pub quizzes and archery classes. We're on the same side.
Edit: replace pub quizzes and archery classes for CentreParcs and caravan clubs.
They're really not handling this well.
https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/partr...F9afIjgcgW.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
:drool:
I love it.
The irony surely being that it will be disastrous for EU nations if/when we're not allowed to travel to them to go on holiday.
In related news
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Spain had been doing quite a good job of late as well.
We should probably invite Portugal to join the UK. Yes, we'd get 3 million immigrants, but we'd get rid of 3 million oldies in the other direction.
Ha, you British may feel smug and ealthy with your pathetic little vaccinations - bit look at us! We have syphilis, herpes and gonarrhea! Zut alors!
The real fun won't start for a couple of years yet. That's then the Greeks and Italians start needing bailouts again.
They've turned me full Farage over the last 4 months the vapid cunts.
Come Dine With Me guy surely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
OK.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
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I have a question.
When non-essential retail re-opens are we going to be able to try clothes on in-store from day 1? I need some new threads and if you can't try anything on I may as well get it all online now.
I didn't have you down as a 'threads' guy.
What's this about Canada and Germany pausing the AstraZeneca vaccine? It's mentioned on the Guardian's liveblog thing but they don't seem to have a full article.
Just more blood clot bollocks
People? In a Park? Shut it down. Shut it down now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
I'm not really, it's a hateful phrase, close to 'foodie' and 'doing' somewhere on holiday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
I think this is going to be the best part of all this. All the little Hitlers seething over people being legally allowed to go to a restaurant. 13 days Deirdre, saddle the fuck up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
The litter is the worst part.
People being in parks is neither here nor there, but anyone leaving litter behind should be in front of a firing squad.
EDIT: Beaten to a hot take by Mahow, what times we live in.
You are both welcome to visit Southends beaches (I felt you recoil there, Jimmy) and help with the litter-picking operation after the next sunny weekend.
It's good to see that the glorious weather that trolled everyone as we went into lockdown last year is back to troll everyone in a different way this year.
Being outside is meant to be good, isn't it?