The All New, All Shit, Relationship Thread

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Originally Posted by Smiffy

I do my work behind the scenes and I really want to be here when you get found out.

There is an ignore function if you wish to use it otherwise kindly fuck off. :)

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You are such a boring twat.

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Originally Posted by Smiffy

I only get abuse because #MELTDOWN #SEETHING etc etc. It's all bollocks of course but I can't make people live in the present, I'm fully aware I'll always be viewed as the mental one for having the absolute temerity of being completely honest about who I am and my experiences. I don't need to hide behind a username, I am what I am and I like it.

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About five words short of a Marilyn Monroe quote there, Smiff ;)

I dunno, probably just me, but I like how chilled this place is generally these days and then all of a sudden the sniping of old kicks back in and as a 32yo its just fucking embarrassing to read. And yes, I don't have to read it, but when its scattered across threads with the same old fuckers desperately scoring points, fuck's alive. What's the point?

As mentioned before, we're all a bit fucked, crack on and grow up.

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Originally Posted by Smiffy

You want me to fire back so others can have a pop too, so you can get some sort of support etc etc. Don't worry as Giggles will be here soon. Lewis less so these days.

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O...k.

I'm keeping well out of it. i genuinely fear you and won't be engaging you in any form any further from here. I firmly believe you're one step off a rapist/butcher and I've no interest in an internet forum being the cause of anyone belonging to me being subjected to whatever goes on in your head.

Carry on with whatever you like, you'll get no more 'pops' from here.

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Originally Posted by Smiffy

But telling people to go and kill themselves is perfectly fine. Is it not a real life behind the keyboard? Serious question.

If I was serious about hunting either down I would like to think I have more sense than to admit it on the fucking internet.

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I was thinking more along the lines of Ant's donut than Michael Myers, but yeah, you can assume that if I spot you in the paper for having knifed MJ you'll be getting a ban.

And of course that's not alright. I've pinged people for it in the past but I don't think MJ replying to your nine lives quip as he did really constitutes telling you to do your wrists.

Wait a minute, real life actions are bannable offences?

Some sinister shit. Think I'm out now too.

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Anyway I'm back on the BBW train and fucking the living hell out of one recently. Had a couple of years off from women but its good to be back, especially when their hunger is that rampant they'll devour cock at any hour.

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You've been off women for a couple of years? Have you been with blokes?

Had two three year relationships back to back, then a couple of shorter flings. Just wanted chill time without the whole bullshit that comes with women so basically went celibate bar my right hand for a while. Really enjoyed it tbh :D

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Originally Posted by Hammer

You've been off women for a couple of years? Have you been with blokes?

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Lol look at your ears pricking up.

I've been there and done that way before your time tbf Hammer ;)

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Originally Posted by Magic

Lol look at your ears pricking up.

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:D ;)

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Originally Posted by Hammer

...and then another time for being horrifically racist.

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What did you say?

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Originally Posted by Spikey M

I signed up during the merger but I don't remember if I came over from FMG or not. I just remember being a brainless idiot (still am lolol) and being jumped on pretty hard after every post. :drool:

In all honesty, TTH has probably shaped me more than school did. It exposed me to a whole host of shit I had no idea about. Shaped my politics and alot of my outlook in general. I dread to think who I'd have become withoout this gaff.

/gushing

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Idiotmouse. :drool:

I recently found a picture of Spikey in a pink dress on an old computer and I have no idea how old it is or why it was there.

Teh Refuge is down, so I can't find it, but that message he wrote on MySpace...

Any idea, Lewis? I know there were kisses involved.

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Originally Posted by Spikey M

I signed up during the merger but I don't remember if I came over from FMG or not. I just remember being a brainless idiot (still am lolol) and being jumped on pretty hard after every post. :drool:

In all honesty, TTH has probably shaped me more than school did. It exposed me to a whole host of shit I had no idea about. Shaped my politics and alot of my outlook in general. I dread to think who I'd have become withoout this gaff.

/gushing

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I'd be twice the flaming liberal I am without TTH. And I sometimes get admiring chuckles when I say "for fuck's sake" in real life.

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Originally Posted by Dark Soldier

I dunno, probably just me, but I like how chilled this place is generally these days and then all of a sudden the sniping of old kicks back in and as a 32yo its just fucking embarrassing to read. And yes, I don't have to read it, but when its scattered across threads with the same old fuckers desperately scoring points, fuck's alive. What's the point?

As mentioned before, we're all a bit fucked, crack on and grow up.

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+1

That was Lpoolboy. Spikey's was something like 'Can't believe you actually added me. Erm... har dee har.'

Do-be-do. Classic Fuge that.

Two pages of circle jerking without a single mention of 'Tick Tings' Taz is criminal. Still not over him flaking when we had plans and I was in London a few years back.

Unfortunately, Taz lost all credibility and respect when he went off crying because his new name got mocked.

I do kinda miss Taz, he was fucking hilarious.

Zimidy too, actually. If only to laugh at.

He's probably been locked up in an asylum by now.

How can we get them back?

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DS :cool:

I seem to remember your last relationship went tits up unexpectedly didn't it? Was she a bunny boiler or something like that?

I wouldn't worry about Taz. He'll be back, you know, if the worst happens.

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Originally Posted by SvN

Unfortunately, Taz lost all credibility and respect when he went off crying because his new name got mocked.

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He lost all that before the move, with his MELTDOWN in the WDYTOE.

i only started posting in about 2013. i used to lurk a lot before that but inexplicably it seemed more appealing to get involved when it had stagnated a lot. i just found the idea of you all knowing each other for over a decade, posting on a forum ostensibly dedicated to football manager when about 5 people still actually played it really funny. i also found the idea of me joining in when i did quite funny. funnier than the reality of my actual posts though, sorry about that.

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Originally Posted by igor_balis

i only started posting in about 2013. i used to lurk a lot before that but inexplicably it seemed more appealing to get involved when it had stagnated a lot. i just found the idea of you all knowing each other for over a decade, posting on a forum ostensibly dedicated to football manager when about 5 people still actually played it really funny. i also found the idea of me joining in when i did quite funny. funnier than the reality of my actual posts though, sorry about that.

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Replace all instances of funny with tragic and depressing and you've nailed it.

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Originally Posted by Smiffy

It was a rotten decision as as far as I was concerned thedugout.tv just didn't need it. It had all it needed and blew it.

The fact that thedugout.net is gone and not the number once place to go to for FM considering what it had at it's disposal is all on Marks head. He fucked it up by getting lazy, allowing family matters to directly affect behaviours on here (ie, Brighton and his black list?) and then it just went tits up. Sad really when you think of it.

We practically created the scene before it became a scene, I reckon. DC and wibble/wobble, WWW/Ian and his tactics/meltdowns, TMD with Flange, Jimmy and KJAC running rampant and so forth.

I'd love to restore the place to it's former glory.

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Funnily enough, he was on my facebook feed the other day as he's moving to Boston. Oh how quickly they grow. :*****(

Mark was an ok geezer. Just completely mental ;)

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Originally Posted by Smiffy

A) I wouldn't be anywhere near him if he was to be knifed.
B) If I was, a forum would probably be the least of my worries.

Life in prison or permaban...tough choice.

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And this is a brilliant whoooosh!

We haven't had one in a while.

Was Karl (DM) on TTH or was that another forum? He was a prick.

On here.

He pops up on my LinkedIn. Think he's an IT manager now. Says it all.

Think I joined in 2008 but I had lurked the FM areas for a few years prior. I've only ever offered anything to this place when I've been drunk and or having some kinda mental episode.

There laughing at you, not with you.

*begins rocking uncontrollably*

Lachlan43 is on my Facebook. He takes a great interest in women's college sports in America.

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Originally Posted by Spoonsky

Lachlan43 is on my Facebook. He takes a great interest in women's college sports in America.

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You pop up on my suggested freinds.

Having Spoon on Facebook is shit. Makes me really jealous of his Bohemian ways as I get older and more miserable.

Don't worry, I get jealous of your idyllic family life as well.