It was an electronic one. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Two day course and then had to submit a “pledge.” Passed with flying colours, evidently. I’d recommend it.
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It was an electronic one. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Two day course and then had to submit a “pledge.” Passed with flying colours, evidently. I’d recommend it.
Ah, so it's a certificate in wanting a two day doss you really got. That makes a lot more sense.
I was dearly hoping that the Carbon Literacy Champion certificate was actually printed out on paper.
The ultimate Boss Level of something "not being worth the paper it's written on"Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
I think I'd print it anyway and frame it for the office.
This remains the reigning champion for now.
I love how they brazenly claimed it was deliberately a generic skyline at first :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Places are on fire more because people are bigger cunts these days and are setting things on fire.
Nah, tbh most days are a doss. This actually made me more busy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
No, it's due to really hot temperatures, for longer causing drier conditions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Have a word.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
I'm beginning to think Giggles is an arsonist.
I errrrr...what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
There needs to be a direct tax on matches.
Can we bribe the people rich enough to do something about it like ‘once we fix it only the people who paid for it get to skate on the river Thames when it freezes over like Victorian times.’
"Colonise Mars? Fuck that noise. This is cheaper and more people will see it."
That might get Musk on board.
"This will get back at your ex-wife"
Boom. Bill Gates and Bezos are IN.
"If you shaft the aviation wankers, you can make bank on hot air balloons."
That'll sort Branson out.
Our Federal Government have laughed off the report. They reckon Net Zero by 2050 can fuck right off as well.
Even if they like the idea they're more likely to just build their own refrigerated Thames resort in Dubai.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
When it's your country being totally fucked by it, you'd think they'd come round to stop the fucking. Maybe they're masochists.Quote:
Originally Posted by Queenslander
Mining Billionaires and multi nationals are pretty generous when it comes to the Liberal Party, National Party and the Labor Party.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
If we aren't mining we are also cutting down old growth forest in Tasmania and in North Queensland.
I'd love to know how much damage these cunts do to their own cause. This shit makes me want to burn the nearest forest.
People at the extreme end of anything are always the worst people to try and convince the majority.
Is that XR? I fucking hate them.
It is. They're so bad you have to wonder if it's a genius bit of 4D chess from Big Oil.
What the fuck is that, are they beefing over a broccoli?
I was chatting to a couple of guys outside a police station in London last month (the police arrested their black mate at a protest) and I found it quite funny that left-leaning squabbling and division exists even when it comes to climate change. They really didn't like XR, but going off that vid I can see why.
Still preferable to fat people tbf.
AlwaysQuote:
Originally Posted by Don
The shoe bombers bigger nosed cousin judging on appearance :D
They don't need to convince the majority. The police and courts are basically on their side, all popular culture outside of the tabloids supports them, and the government is doing half of their work for them. In ten years we'll still be lolling at them dressing up like dickheads whilst we're paying a meat tax and taking a loan out for a shit new boiler.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
*solar water heater
A national campaign teaching us how to make solar shower bags out of bin liners, which we aren't allowed to use for bins anymore.
Meanwhile, crypto mining will now account for 85% of electricity usage worldwide.
'Crypto mining now accounts for 85% of electricity usage worldwide.'
'Bitcoin fixes this.'
Cop26 underway. China not attending. No biggie.
Reading that they were flying from Prestwick to Glasgow on their private jets raised a smile
Woman diagnosed with 'climate change'.
http://news.sky.com/story/canadian-d...fires-12465131
Should take his license away.
Honestly Pep, if I'm ever in charge, you're going to be head of all things Science.
Licence? He should be publicly flogged as a warning to others.
When I am appointed Head of All Things Science, I will allow it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Yev, get in charge.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-60312633
:cool:Quote:
If nuclear fusion can be successfully recreated on Earth it holds out the potential of virtually unlimited supplies of low-carbon, low-radiation energy.
Prof Ian Chapman was in my year at school.
Somewhat puts into perspective one's own achievements in life.
There's a man who's actually doing something realistic about climate change.
Taking shits, sucking tits, smashing dinners and backing winners > being a nerdy professorQuote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
Nuclear fusion has been ten years away for sixty years. We need to build conventional nuclear plants in the meantime.
Pretty sure the nerdy professor also takes shits and eats dinner.
The greens are the gift that keep on giving.