Ha - saw the picture before the comment and was trying to work out a) why he was in his pants and b) why the camera would show that.
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Ha - saw the picture before the comment and was trying to work out a) why he was in his pants and b) why the camera would show that.
Never got yourself a flat in the old Marble Halls?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
Rice is doing a Grealish so he's out of the squad and Callum Robinson is in. Anyone see much of him in the championship?
Just saw this and made me giggle
https://old.reddit.com/r/reddevils/c...ming_a_player/
I thought it might've been mert, but then I saw he was Korean.Quote:
I am not trying to sound cocky, but I can subconsciously put the ball anywhere in the net if I tell myself too. Also I can pretty much hit the post and have it come back to me whenever.
That’s quality.
Someone should do a "I have the BIGGEST footballing brain but no legs, can I play for United?" one.
On an only very remotely related note: do you guys ever wonder how pro footballers (Rashford amongst others comes to mind here) can occasionally or sometimes even often fuck up corners so badly?
I get that you need to apply some amount of power to the ball, but it's not like it's a free-kick you're trying to score. Hitting a corner seems to me like just about the easiest thing you ever have to do on a football pitch, as even on the higher levels it feels like most of the time they just whack it towards a specific area of the box anyway.
Just how can it be that they can fuck it up so often (proportionally to the simplicity of the task, anyway)?!
I hope he registers here and we get another Albert Edward.
Son to face Vietnam in the Asian Games semi-final :drool:
https://gyazo.com/5dd8d2a82442d4e755301dc61f0b72af.jpg
If they lose can he not just say fuck it and not go back or will the chop up every relative he has?
I think they'll rule getting to the semi's a success (they should win it), and let all of the squad off.
Just seen the full squad. That's as weak as I've ever seen in my lifetime I'd say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Goalkeepers: Colin Doyle (Hearts), Sean McDermott (Kristiansund BK), Kieran O'Hara (Macclesfield Town*), Darren Randolph (Middlesbrough)
Defenders: Seamus Coleman (Everton), Cyrus Christie (Fulham), Matt Doherty (Wolverhampton Wanderers), Shane Duffy (Brighton & Hove Albion), Richard Keogh (Derby County), Ciaran Clark (Newcastle United), Kevin Long, Stephen Ward (Burnley), John Egan, Enda Stevens (Sheffield United), Darragh Lenihan (Blackburn Rovers), Greg Cunningham (Cardiff City)
Midfielders: Alan Judge (Brentford), Jeff Hendrick (Burnley), Conor Hourihane (Aston Villa), Alan Browne (Preston North End), Shaun Williams (Millwall), David Meyler (Reading), Harry Arter (Cardiff City*), Daryl Horgan (Hibernian), Callum O'Dowda (Bristol City), James McClean (Stoke City)
Forwards: Jonathan Walters (Burnley), Shane Long (Southampton), Graham Burke, Callum Robinson (Preston North End), Aiden O'Brien (Millwall)
“Doing a Grealish”. Wanting to play for the country he was born in, raised in and always lived in. What a bastard.
I didn't say I had a problem with it, they're just similar in how they're playing out. I think it's actually a good thing but I would like to see the FAI and our management make the decision and draw a line under it today though and not let it drag out like last time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
You went in feet first there Spikes.
They should do away with all this grandparent and ‘citizenship’ bollocks anyway. Just play for where you’re from. Why would anyone want to play for a country they have pretty much nothing to do with? It’s mental.
Yeah. I can maybe understand parent but this grandparent stuff is bullshit. The citizenship stuff is even worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
lol at the Genoa fans not chanting or making any monkey noises for the first forty-three minutes of their game. Top that, Liverpool. Ninety minutes of silence, with loads of second half time wasting in order to get the correct number of added minutes.
'...there will be seven minutes of added time.'
*audible blood boiling*
:D
Good job Alan's not here to see that.
A Liverpool title win would presumably have them all crawling back. GS might even manage a wank.
Has he come out yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
De Gea, Valencia, Jones, Smalling, Matić, Shaw, Pogba, Fred, Herrera, Lingard, Lukaku.
Bailly, Mata, Martial and Pereira aren't even on the bench.
SCAPEGOATS.
Outstanding really.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
I reckon Rotherham fans should have had a minute of chanting "to me to you" non-stop throughout the 73rd minute of their first home game after Barry Chuckle died.
I feel a Spurs win here.
:D Lewis you cunt.
Herrera as a centre back :drool:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
I notice it a LOT when I do casual 5-8(ish) a side kickarounds, and have done since time immemorial.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazuuurk
Corner on a smallish pitch, people constantly try to whip it in and smash it out for a throw in. Even good players. I'm generally pretty rubbish but I'm shit hot at corners relatively speaking cus I just weakly sand wedge them towards my teammates. I mean I've only assisted about three goals from corners in years of playing footy but that's pretty much half the amount of goals I've ever seen from corners in games I've played.
Shouldn't Moura have been sent off for that high boot?
This game is bound to be a total shitshow
First twenty was absolutely toilet but it's starting to pick up slightly.Quote:
Originally Posted by mugbull
Clear penalty though, lol
Nice to have the ref in our pocket.
Lucas Moura is going to be our best player this season
That block was class by Herrera.
I've been out. Is Herrera playing sweeper? :drool:
lol at Lingard looking like a settling Guinness.
Players on the post :drool:
Just like Brighton, a shit 5 minutes and we're down by 2.
I fail to see how Herrera gets the blame there when Phil Jones was caught near the half-way line.
Lindelof :lol:
Alli :harold:
Playing Herrera centre back this game is just so pathetic from Mourinho. Shambles. Woodward should swing his big old dick and sack him.
I reckon the league might be gone.
I'd honestly rather have Giggs manager for the rest of the season.
Mourinho clearly wants out but wants the money too much to walk, presumably because he realises he might not work again.
He wont have to if he gets a pay off.
i'm so fucking depressed
The buck ultimately stops with the manager, but it doesn't entirely explain the whiff of mid-season season 'LvG' about this disinterested performance.
Our defence is an absolute joke.
Woodward is seething.