I would have thought your sole purpose for visiting a public baths would be to abuse children.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
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I would have thought your sole purpose for visiting a public baths would be to abuse children.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
I'm going to assume you're on the wind-up at this point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
What? I work. And when I get home in the evenings I'm not going back out.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
Sadly I'm not at your level yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
A man can dream though.
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Originally Posted by Giggles
Isn't a handstand easier in water than on ground btw?
There was a bloke at my old gym who sorted chronic back problems with proper training. They used him as an example to try and get other cripples in for a bit, but then the lad who had been training him had a MELTDOWN and left so the initiative fell to bits.
Proper training = LIFTING ?
RL will be eventually getting paid thousands of pounds a night to be 'on call' so he'll be far more willing to take part in such classes.
Yeah, but not necessarily with a focus on shifting more and more weight (normal LIFTING goals). It just seemed to be about activating and strengthening (over months) the important bits of his back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
Yoga could achieve that (maybe). I still don't know what Pilates is.
Posh 'coffee morning' ladies group yoga.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
Read that there is a lot of sexual abuse between those yoga instructors and their followers, so there's that.
Yeah, much easier due to the resistance in the water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
Today I was hit by a car. It really hurts.
Closer to the second one in terms of point of impact but not speed. Hit at 30 at a red light by somebody with sun in her eyes. Or on her mobile.
Had the pressure testing done on my leg today. Fucking hell, it was even more unpleasant than it looked like it was going to be. The catheter must have been 17 feet (or 6 inches) long. Horrible.
Also it's completely mental that they insisted on wheeling me in a wheelchair around the hospital in order to run on a treadmill. If I can run I can mooch, lads.
I nearly fainted reading that. Cool.
Coming from a man who spends his days watching people get minced on liveleak.
You really are an enigma.
.....
Got an appointment to get my ears syringed. :drool:
Holy shit that was awesome. A big booger like bit of wax came out, she couldn't even see my ear drum. Feels so good man. :drool:
Right hip area still kinda hurts after 5 weeks and my right knee is scarred for life. Awesome.
I'm phoning the NHS musco-skeletal bollocks and they've got a 2 minute plus message on. :sick:
Appear to have picked up some shocking sunburn in nice.
Both shoulders have some horrible looking yellowy blisters 😖.
Going to nip to a&e tomorrow to get some advice seeing as GPs seem to not be open.
Fuck sake. Wore a t shirt most of the time too, only getting taps off to go into the sea and subsequently dry off.
A&E for a bit of sunburn? You fanny.
Pics for assessment?
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Before and after.
More worried about infection to be fair. Having a yellow arm isn't pretty. I'd like to know what to do to help / rectify if they burst.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Sounds like an STD. Who'd you suck off?
My stupid arm rash is gone enough that I can feel confident in short sleeves. Meanwhile, the stupid hip niggle persists. Got a letter from the po-po saying the lass that hit me is going in for some Driver Awareness course. Sounds like she was on her mobile after all.
New posts says Giggles made a post in here but it's not here?
I did and then didn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
Not sure why it still says it though?
Alright just wanted to make sure the forum wasn't MELTING DOWN.
RIP Giggles
The fact that the thread was still bumped after the post was gone wouldn't be a good sign.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
Had the first of my two fasciotomies today (you can actually watch some videos of what they do here: http://surgicaltechniques.jbjs.org/content/6/1/e1 if anyone is bothered).
Apparently I was a bit of a nightmare in recovery. When I came round on the ward after I vaguely remembered telling someone to fuck off and being asked not to swear by a nurse so I asked the recovery nurse if I'd been a problem. Apparently kept thrashing around and trying to get out of bed whilst telling them my leg hurt and to fuck off and let me go to sleep :D
It really, really hurt when I came round which she said was probably a result of me kicking everything in sight. Went off once I had some oramorph though (good shit) and isn't too bad now.
Couple of weeks hobbling about on crutches then a long recovery just in time for them to do the other one...
That sunburn post of mine was tragically overlooked.
The sun has never shone on Hull and you know it.
In fairness, foe deserved the sunburn for phrases like getting taps off.
WARNING: big ole cuts.
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Gonna have some quality scars from them. Can't believe how little pain there has been, haven't even needed my crutches. Been up and walking on it since the second day. Taking the codeine + ibuprofen just to make sure but it's all been good so far.
Jesus fuck.
I sprained my ankle pretty bad this afternoon (at footy). It fucking wrecked at the time. I came home and iced it up and rested. I didn't really hurt.
Then I stumbled to the toilet and it absolutely wrecked again.
I'm resting now and it's aching, but not as bad as before. I didn't hear a crack, and I could almost walk after I did it.
Is it likely just a bad sprain? Chances of an actual break?
Why did I Google image that op. What was the problem? Was it for your limp wrists?Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
I have chronic extertional compartment syndrome. Any explanation I try to give will be worse and more confusing than just googling it.
Yeah you'd probably exaggerate it as well.
That sounds like one of those things that's just been made up for rich Americans in the last few years.
Er guys..... my sprained ankle.
People were writing papers on it in the 70s.