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I knew I was in for a shed load of abuse from the right wing male section of our forum. Nevertheless, as a supporter of the feminist movement I am happy with my beta actions. To become a true alpha, one has to start from the bottom rung of the ladder. And it doesn't entail sexual abuse or being a cunt, it involves absolute respect and love for your other half. That, is the true meaning of an alpha.
The problem is she sucks too, so even if your personality was to truly make a 180, youd still be stuck with her. I give it 2 more days
Magic when you post like that is it with a sense of ironic self-awareness or are you actually being completely candid? I've always assumed the former but I'm wondering.
Ten quid says this ends in murder-suicide.
If he does Benoit his family then I hope he at least has the courtesy to tell us about it. And give us the address we can send the armed police to.
Absolutely candid. I told her exactly how I felt (something I have never done with anyone), what the causes were and how I plan on working with it. I realised I was treating her like I do my mother, father and sister.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammer
I don't have that same awkward relationship with my step-father (even though he's a prick) or my step-mother (even though she's a lunatic) or my step-family. They hold no bearing on how I turned out. I have this deep rooted connection with my childhood and I think I started to treat my wife with the same contempt I hold for my full blood family.
I plan on holding the same talk with my mother, father and eventually sister.
Good job I'm rooting for you. I also know a good viagra hookup if you need to bring that B+ sex game to solidify things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Why would an 'alpha' need viagra?
No need for Viagra just do heavy squats and dead lifts!
It's a joke breh. Although I would strongly recommend recreational viagra use for the lulz if you're trying to guarantee that a new girl will be sluttily praising you to the high heaven at brunch on Sunday to her friends.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow
I've never had viagra. Where do you even get it from?
Johnny machines in pub toilets.
It's more likely Chavo Guerrero picks his phone up and then wonders who the fuck Andy Johnson is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hammer
In the Benoit scenario MJ is the wife.
She prefers Andrew.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
Here:Quote:
Originally Posted by leedsrevolution
https://www.rui-products.com/cia-30ml-30mg-ml.html
Seriously it's a lot of fun if you've got a weekend to kill with your girlfriend doing something, like at a lake house or at the beach.
What a fucking fag.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
I've had a bit of a shite spell recently summed up by a very brief fling with a 30 year old with two kids, a dog, an aspiring body building career and mental health issues.
She dumped me. :moop:
Why?
He was too needy probably.
Oh and cheers, John.
She didn't want her kids having a bald stepdad.
What's the shit name change for Mahow about?
She complained I wasn't giving her much chat. Whilst I was away for 2Quote:
Originally Posted by Adamski
Weeks in America on holiday and limited to wifi (via a 6 hour time difference). :cab:
Tbf, it was only a couple of dates but she seemed to go full melt down in that period. I assumed she was bi polar.
He has an irrational bitterness towards Andy Murray, I'd watch it if I were you.
Just a regular woman. Batshit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Foe
Preferable to having a bald father genetically. At least my genes will follow me to the grave.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Ah I get it now. I never knew about the Murray thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
That is a very good point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Foe
Being bald / seriously balding is pretty much a celibacy sentence in your 20s, thank God for good genetics on that front.
Get some 2cb, some nitrous and some coke for your cabin weekend. mert. Regular boning gets a bit boring after a few hours.
The only problem with baldness is when blokes cling to scraps instead of owning it and getting a 1 all over.
I don't do drugs because I'm not a degenerate.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
He's got you there, Costas.
I have some bad news for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mert
So I'm actually finding it pretty hard to break out of my default personality mode of 'EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT, CUNT'. Bar one or two hurdle falls she says she's been happy since Tuesday but is still 'numb' from six years of abuse (lol at that). When she says this I feel like going well why don't you just fuck off then you ungrateful cunt but I haven't. I am so bad at adult relationships it's actually hard to take in. Even admitting that sucks. Still, onwards and upwards. I told her to stop referencing things from the past (that's where the numb comment came from) because it isn't fair.
What have you been doing to her?
Being an arsehole, I guess. We fought all the time, I never backed down or acknowledged I was wrong. I was controlling, manipulative, nasty. Not sure why the cow is even still here, to be honest. Probably because she knows she'd be absolutely nothing without me by her enormous side.
Fuck sake. But I can be good, really good. But it's few and far between so I guess that one month ultimatum was an already mind made up decision. But I have reacted to it, which has surprised her, and now she isn't sure. Which is an improvement on 'fuck this' I guess.
Oh, so your cunty persona on here isn't just an act?
No. :(
http://www.vectra-sport.com/styles/d.../oh-smiley.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Magic
What if you're not a cunt, mate? What if everything really is her fault?
This goes against my living from the inside out policy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
I just don't think you should be jumping to conclusions. I mean, you've said yourself how she keeps 'referencing things from the past'. That must be annoying. Especially when you're trying to move on.
You're right. I'm going to kick her head in.
keep up this nonsense and you will be living from the inside out. inside your car out of the family home! :checkit:Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Lewis saves the board again. :cool:
Well we don't have a baby thread so this will have to do - wife gave birth in the small hours of Wednesday morning by emergency c-section. As she can't get around very easily, I am chief nappy changer. And that's just my wife:henn0rz:
Nice one. What've you called the little lad?