Euro 2024 - Group Stage: This format is bollocks

Scottish lad got the arm on him and tried to do a fucking waltz with the Hungarian lad, no pen

It wasn't a pen. He literally stopped in front of the guy and grabbed him. Pathetic little gimp.

Has there been a replay of it? :sherlock:

I still can't believe it's 85 minutes and still only 1 shot on goal, and it was that howler from Adams. :D

Yeah I don't think it's a pen either. He went looking for contact.

Switzerland :cool:

Nvm offside.

Nah, that's a penalty. Who cares if they're looking for it, they're all looking for it these days.

Clarke getting fired if this finishes 0-0

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Originally Posted by 7om

Clarke getting fired if this finishes 0-0

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Should be sacked regardless after this performance and set up

No pen. Classic Jamie Vardy tekkers. Get in front of your man and hit the brakes, wait for the bump and go down crying.

He might be looking for it, and whatever, but Orban does just barrel right through him, leg/knee contact being pretty heavy. It's not getting overturned if it's given, which is why the new system is even worse than the old one, which would have given it.

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Originally Posted by Gray Fox

I've watched enough NFL to know the arms locking like that means there's been a significant brain injury.

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It's a fencing response, happens with concussions. Doesn't necessarily indicate significant brain injury. Often gets confused with decerebrate/decorticate posturing in online discussions but it's a different thing.

And don't move someone off their back if they've had a significant head injury.

@Giggles I'm a paediatrician, not a paedophile, but not surprised you're thick enough not to know the difference. :thbup:

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No pen. Classic Jamie Vardy tekkers. Get in front of your man and hit the brakes, wait for the bump and go down crying.

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Getting across your man is literally day 1 at centre forward school.

Apparently he was communicating while getting stretchered off, according to some Hungarian journo on the sidelines.

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Getting across your man is literally day 1 at centre forward school.

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He actively stops is my main issue.

That said, pen or not, he had a clear look at goal and decided to do that instead.

10 more minutes of this...:sick:

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It's a fencing response, happens with concussions. Doesn't necessarily indicate significant brain injury.

And don't move someone off their back if they've had a significant head injury.

@Giggles I'm a paediatrician, not a paedophile, but not surprised you're thick enough not to know the difference. :thbup:

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Oh God you don't say? Imagine I didn't know the difference between a child doctor and a sex offender. Duuuuhhhh, silly me.

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Originally Posted by niko_cee

Getting across your man is literally day 1 at centre forward school.

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You can get across your man but you can't just pump the brakes to the extent where you can't even reach the ball. The leg jump/dangle Armstrong did there was embarrassing, doesn't deserve a penalty for that alone.

Someone will score here. They have to.

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Apparently he was communicating while getting stretchered off, according to some Hungarian journo on the sidelines.

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He'd probably fit right in with our brain-dead squad.

How in the fuck has he missed that?

Finally this fucking game has come to life.

This is class now.

Scotland have become ten times worse since all those subs. :harold:

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Oh God you don't say? Imagine I didn't know the difference between a child doctor and a sex offender. Duuuuhhhh, silly me.

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S'alright spaghetti lad, no harm done.

Germany with a big equaliser.

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S'alright spaghetti lad, no harm done.

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I don't know if there's a rolling eye emoji here, but I'm sure you an picture one dr paedso.

Proper target man goal that.

:rolleyes:

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:well done:

Is it possible to have a negative xG? Like, your only shot being a 30 yarder from Che Adams which goes 30 yards high and wide feel like it should lead to that.

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Originally Posted by Baz

I don’t know how else to explain it but Che Adams face looks sore.

Also Lyndon Dykes accent is a mess. Who was that lad on neighbours ( @Lewis @Alex @Mike) who occasionally said a random word every so often with a Scottish accent? He is literally that.

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Andrew Robinson, Paul Robinson's son, who they had to write as having grown up in Scotland because for some reason they hired a Scottish-born actor when that wasn't originally part of the character backstory.

This Scottish uniform is disgusting.

That was the 'chance'.

Get a shooting squad on all these wankers. My god

Hanley being our most attack minded player lol.

Hahahahahahahahaaaaa

Mclmao

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Cracking last 10 minutes and classic Scotland. :D

:harold:

That was coming in a big way.

Classic rope-a-dope.

lol let’s see the VAR then

You have selected 'no party'.

Why did whoever that Scottish player was not just scythe your man down on the halfway line.

Scenes. :D

That could be coming back for a toenail.

If they still did those Own Goals and Gaffes videos Scotland's tourney could fill the runtime. Superb

Scenes.