Can you MS Paint your wedding day?
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Can you MS Paint your wedding day?
Congratulations Wullie. One of us, one of us, one of us.
Nice one Wulfred.
SoMarriedKru getting bigger. :drool:
http://i.imgur.com/Qwncrf6.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by Magic
I said your wedding day not mine.
I'll be getting married soon too. :cool:
19 days to go for me.
She looks well. You're a lucky man Wullie.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
I'll be married soon enough when I manage to trap/get trapped by a webcam girl.
Fingers crossed on a nicer country this time round.
Bored of the single life now. I've met a few girls who are happy with the casual nature of things, but non have the potential to be relationship material. Where are all the high quality women?
I've wondered the same thing. Been on a few dates recently but not been fussed about any of them.
With the high quality men. #alphaasfuckQuote:
Originally Posted by Manc
Don't worry singletons, the internet has provided for you! Now no woman, however disinterested, is out of your reach.
http://www.themodernman.com/dating/h...eadphones.html
:D
Saw that trending on Twitter earlier. Straight out of the Mert playbook.
I've never seen a more optimistic use of 'possibly'.Quote:
Woman: [Possibly smiling or laughing].
What if the headphones aren't green?!
Was after a girl since the start of the year pretty much. Finally my war attrition paid off about 2 months ago and I've had lots of sexy sex since then, but she's days away from leaving the UK for about 4 months, and I get the impression that she's not really arsed about resuming our arrangement when she gets back. It is a pity, but I'm trying to take confidence from the experience and remember some girls actually want to have sex with me, compared to previously when after about a fortnight I've reverted to self-conscious and insecure around women. Or "Beta Cuck" as the kids say.
I've been looking in to divorce. If it's amicable it should only cost around £2,000 for all the legal shit to be processed and written up. If it's not £££.
Also if we have to sell the house there is a £5,000 charge for coming out of our fixed rate early. Bit too costly at the moment.
It would also cost me £60 per week in maintenance if I had the little 'un for 2 nights a week. That's heartbreaking for me. Don't think I'm a bastard or cold hearted.
Meeting with with a Romanian bish tomorrow. Not sure if we've much in common and I not sure how much we're likely to click but she is fucking gorgeous, so we'll see what happens.
Bet she's got a webcam. The Romanian's love it.
RIP Magic. :(
Inbox me, Hammer.
Magic thinking he's actually going to cut loose. :D
Unlucky, Magic, mate.
:| Never thought I'd see the day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Do you reckon she's as unhappy in the marriage (/ would be as up for a divorce) as you are?
Your child will be emotionally damaged.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
She has a leaving fund so I'd reckon so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoonsky
Yes, it's not a one way thing. Just not sure how to save it, to be honest. We're polar opposites in every way. If it doesn't end mutually it'll be when one of us meets someone else. I just can't bear the thought of not being able to see my child when I want and every morning/night. That is the only reason I've stuck it out for the past 4 years. I want nothing more than just a normal fucking family life (despite the LOLlewbear jokes) but nearly every chat/discussion ends in an argument.
I know. We're not WARING PARENTS, I get the whole 'YOU'RE A CUNT DIE BITCH/you're mother is a whore/I hope your father gets cancer' is even more damaging for a child than a separation but it isn't like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mert
You should try to make it work for the child. Seriously. Talk to her about it. Divorce is literally evil and should be strongly strongly discouraged unless there is abuse within the relationship.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Have you considered 'taking a break' for a couple of months to see whether it does any good? It probably wouldn't, but perhaps it would help in clearing your head.
No, that's just not feasible at all, financially or otherwise. My head doesn't need cleared. There are two options here: Walk away or shit it out. The latter is preferable to me every single time, mostly because I'm afraid and possibly selfish? She might be the same, or maybe she only sees me as financial security and knows she'd be bolloxed on her own and that is why she presumably hasn't left yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by GS
I do want it to work but even the slightest thing makes me lose all will and it's the same for her as well.
Why did you get together (and have a child) in the first place?
Have you had any marriage counselling?
I can't imagine perpetual misery is preferable to moving on, but there you go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
This is the right answer, all joking aside. What have you got to lose?Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Just sort it all with some good old fashioned adultery you miserable bastard.
Not his dignity.
Hammer you cunt.
Fuck me £20 per person to set it up and then £45 an hour?! Fuck that. Divorce it is. LOL.
She sounds lovely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Adamski
I meant in interests and ambitions. She's still a cunt like me.
Gut shot :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Adamski
If anyone knows a book on emotional immaturity please can they recommend it. Seriously.
You should be banned and allowed back when you know how to use the word literally in proper context.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mert
The problem does lie partially with you Magic and it's unlikely that you'd ever be happy in any marriage, simply because that's the way you are
I agree, I'm emotionally immature, big time. I have massive childhood issues and it's presented in my current personality. I don't have a clue how to handle complex emotions, it's the root cause for all my self-confidence issues (why I piss myself doing things alone and ironically why I probably can't take a piss with anyone else in the room lol!).Quote:
Originally Posted by mokbull
Heavy. Go back to calling us all cunts and wanking over murder videos.
Excellent. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Adamski
What are your interests and ambitions? What are hers? More importantly, when are we getting tanning stories?Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic