That logo is up there with the worst ever.
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That logo is up there with the worst ever.
Right, I know this is an incredibly strong field and I'm probably forgetting dozens of things. However. "ZipZap" is one of the most disastrous brands I can remember on this, and I remember Kurran's Jet Pop.
I've watched all of this series so far and have come to the conclusion that it's just a dreadful programme now and not even in a 'so bad it's good' way. It's just flat out shit.
The last competent task ever on the show was 'Western' shampoo for men.
There's definitely editing hijinks going on, moreso than ever. They recorded the advert with him referring to the bike as a ZipZap and then the next morning, they acted like it was the first time he'd seen the name or logo.
The whole thing is so incredibly tired. Sugar needs ridding of, a new IN BUSINESS mogul brought in and the format shaken up a bit. The most significant change on the show in nigh on twenty fucking years is the calibre of the contestants. It's quite remarkable really.
I reckon Sugar was seething when he got donned by that lad quitting despite being on the winning team and they lowered the bar for candidates after that.
They definitely need rid of Sugar and give it a format that actually works again. I won't moan about that again though.
Yea, that losing team this week has to be one of the all time bad performances. The PM was walked all over by the one who got fired from the very start until it ended.... if you tuned in 3 minutes late you wouldn't know who the PM was. He should have gone for doing nothing all episode and she should have gone for completely undermining him and allowing Zip Zap to become a thing. Even if they had somehow won, I would have got shot of both of them. Was surprised this wasn't a "both teams have lost" scenario or at least a double firing.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...th-issues.html
Forehead issues?
'My goal of being on The Apprentice was to showcase that Scotland has amazing businesses and entrepreneurs. I really hope I've done that.'
Yeah job done to be fair
I think people thought business didn't exist in Scotland before he was on it so well done him.
You can't convince me Scotland isn't a barter state.
The human pug has loftier ambitions.
Twitter reckons he was sacked for getting smashed on the flight :D
They haven't even explained why he was shown going to the airport but not being in Dubai.
"erm pick me"
Fucking hell
The desert is a "TRADITIONAL ELEMENT" WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Traditional as in billions of years old, yes.
That suit thing that Tim is wearing looks super comfortable.
DJ Mark is horrific.
Trying to pay in exposure. :nono:
I still don't get why they have to pay for catering and then do the cooking themselves in these tasks.
They're paying a premium for ingredients, a recipe and facilities every time.
"As you can see we're in the desert"
:D
Avi seems to talk down to everyone in these things.
Simba has no poker face. He hates these twats and I love it.
#teamsimba
Yeah it's very odd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Lovely PREMIUM burnt food.
She's going to vomit on all the food :D
I think I hate that woman on the boat trip more than any of the contestants and that's some going.
She needs to know that announcing they were only getting two waters wasn't the issue.
"look, I crashed this boat into the iceberg but the real mistake was telling the passengers"
The DJ has an RRP?
60% refund :D
I'm sure the clients would have taken it well when they were refused a third glass of water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
Yeah that was baaaaad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
How is WATERGATE seemingly the big sticking point here?
She's absolutely fucked her choice of who to take in with her and is surely going home.
I don't get this water thing, they were gonna know sooner or later.
How did Rochelle escape that?
Joe's business plan was shit then.
Also I'm pretty sure there was a honking great spoiler in the preview of next week's there...
The "Walk the plank" line?
Reece not allowed on You're Fired.
The drunk rumour must be true.
Cracking tits?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
I reckon I could have done better than that caterpillar.
That treasure chest, fucking hell.
Do pirates not famously like to not be in the sea?
I know we talk about them being in a hiding to nothing with some tasks and being mugged off by the edit but fucking hell the state of these lot. :D
Fucking hell those kids were absolutely brutal. :D
Series highlight so far.
Welp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
For fuck's sake Avi survives again.
Avi was the target audience for the rap.
I've just stuck it on Suhail clearly fucking hates Marnie.
They're always playing down for kids massively.
These people have kids, how do they always end up dumbing shit down massively?