Bledisloe no 3 at Lang Park is gonna be sick.
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Bledisloe no 3 at Lang Park is gonna be sick.
Queenslander's trolling :drool:
My home borough has gone into Tier 2 now despite my ward at least being at 44 per 100,000. Councils absolutely desperate to be classified higher for the associated cash grab.
Same here. We don't fall under Essex County Council, so we're not included but half of my wife's family are. Her Grandad is currently receiving palliative care and will be lucky to make Christmas. We will now probably never see him again. Well... we will, because Essex Council can fuck themselves, but you get my point.
All this because the head of the Council - who lives in Suffolk - asked to have the tier changed to High risk. There are places with far more Covid cases still in the medium risk category. What an absolute shambles.
In all seriousness, this is awful. Winter is shit enough as it is without being forced into confinement for the next four months or whatever. The worst thing about lockdown 1 was the absence of things to look forward to on a daily/weekly basis, and it will be the same now. If I have to do another Zoom quiz I might shoot myself in the fucking face.
The weather being nice made it tolerable for people living alone.
Try that when it’s pitch black, cold and wet. Christ.
Add on top people losing jobs and we are in for an almighty shit show if we do lockdown.
The tier 3 rules are basically lockdown + kids at school, no?
It's happening and it's going to be grim.
We will all be in some state of lockdown soon.
Schools and universities will be open, non essential shops will be open and construction/housing will carry on but all social interaction will be off.
Its going to be awful. I wouldnt be surprised if we are all tier 3 by the end of the month as the cold weather really starts to come in.
Jeremy Hunt - former Health Secretary, and previously seen as a sensible head on this - has asked Matt Hancock for a target of when 'every single person in the population will be tested every week' as the basis for returning to 'normality'. Ten million tests every day. Normality. This is mental.
An import in work has shown a few small signs lately of tinfoil hattery lately; links in group whatsapp, etc, but he just went full on mental case at lunch time today shouting at us that we were all scared and Bill Gates and some event 201 invented the virus because creating mask divisions is easier than creating a new war. It all ended with him squaring up to me for calling him a crackpot. It's made the day more interesting at least :D
I'd love to meet one of those "they're controlling us/it's Bill Gates" nutters. My first question would be, why?
The government already control us and Bill Gates already has enough money to level countries if he wanted.
The same fella also is certain all lockdowns will be completely over by next week because the WHO have said "they're not ideal".
Found Taz' burner account.
#justsaying
Not sure what kind of pubs Nick Pettigrew's (almost certainly not) been frequenting.
What a don (ignoring the strange droopy boobs).
My first Driving Instructor was like that (sans Rubik's Cube). I paid for 10 hours up front too.
10 hours on how Cancer isn't real, planes spray mind controlling chemicals, etc. Genuinely contemplated deliberately crashing the car a few times.
Open the clubs.
Tell me more about these fruit machines.
Daniel Craig preparing for his next role. Accent is a little heavy imo.
People like him are the reason I frequent r/conspiracy. You just love to see the depths of insanity people are stooping to.
You select various options, insert coins and then it drops you out a piece of fruit according to your stated criteria. The other day I got something absolutely equidistant between a grapefruit and a pineapple.
Don't listen to their nonsense, Pepe.
It's a machine made of fruit. They smell good but they're not very resilient when they've been booted a few times by a drunken pubgoer.
And people laugh at Lewis ordering milk. :harold:
That's what Queenslander was talking about months ago in this thread when he said he was in the pub having a pint and felt like a king.
He'd just won big and it was fruit salads for all the lads.
Have you never seen the scenes in UK TV shows where there's a pub scene and someone will always be at the bar munching on a plate of kiwi? It's one of the cornerstones of our national drinking culture.
The very first time you win a mango :drool:
As if you can grow Kiwi over there. It's probably all shit apples.
EDIT: Which makes me realize that I don't think that I have ever eaten kiwi.
What's everyone's favorite fruit?
Welcome to the club, Lancashire.
Big round of applause for Lofty.
It's more about mental health than obesity. When I turned 18 I put a pound in and got a lychee the size of a cantaloupe. You can't put a price on that sort of boost to your self-esteem.
If you don't eat kiwi like an apple, gtfoh. (Obvs if you peel an apple, also gtfoh.)
You might be onto something:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4940663/
You really are an animal.
Edit: Out the way Pepe.