Between the act itself and the excuse ('Oh. Fair enough, mate'), it's the best news story ever.
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Between the act itself and the excuse ('Oh. Fair enough, mate'), it's the best news story ever.
It takes something pretty special for an old man to be in the news for trying to get friendly with someone else's child and the story not to be looking for a way to spin it as paedophilia.
Old man knocks one out.
Thought it was a doll.
It was actually a 5 year old baby.
She didn't see him coming.
It's impossible to spin that shit.
Not quite as good as "Tributes left for a dead chicken" imo.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ma-Walker.html
This doesn't remind of anyone in particular at all :eyemouth:
Mert?
Mert would never pull that facebook shit, in fairness.
He was punching tbf
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-38144598
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cps...7_capture7.jpg
:harold:
I like them even more now.
The tears of vegans are amazing and, as an added bonus, guilt free.
I really don't know where else to put this so here will do:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...is-Powell.html
Fucking hell :D
What an utter cunt.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...youre-a-victim
Well at least that didn't happen to me.
Who would they expose you to?
True.
I guess I'm lucky that I'm a lonely hermit :(
Killer pyjama shorts though.
And a lifetime supply of mugs.
I think you're getting Mahow and the cam girl confused again.
:D
Dick.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...0512763164.jpg
Jesus. I'm kinda rooting for the owner now.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-38184599
How do you get through the day when you're this much of an idiot.
It's illegal to refuse legal tender, so this will end well for them.
I hope the cunts get fried for not taking it.
How do you logic that out across the rest of your life though? If you're that bothered about a bit of tallow then you can't drive a car or use any kind of transport really, let alone about million other things that should be verboten.
One of the most incredible stories I've ever read:
http://www.state.gov/m/ds/rls/263916.htm
I read that the other day, it's incredible, you see the headline and think 'don't be fucking ridiculous'.
I hope the Assistant Regional Security Officer has a liason as well as an investigator.
Assistant to the regional security officer.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Adamski
I think this is a bit of a myth. A shop keeper can pretty much refuse service for any reason they like (except for gays in Northern Ireland, apparently) - legal tender simply means banks and courts have to accept payment via said means. I could be wrong - but this was always my understanding.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
It's like people saying that you should pay speeding fines here in 5c coins, when coins are only legal tender up to 50 of them.
It's nothing like that. The clue is in your post; 'only legal tender up to £x'. Which is the case for obvious reasons.
If something is £3, and they give you a £5 note then you have to accept it. 300 1p's they do not.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc...wAWFFQl7cQ_0:0
Slimy cunt. :D
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Originally Posted by Giggles
Isn't that exactly what Giggles said? Basically, it's legal tender up to number of coins, after that, they can reject it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Lads please, let's just agree that vegans are dickheads and move on.
Done.
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/a-ver...the-new-fivers
The amount of cows needed to produce all 329,000,000 notes.... HALF OF ONE COW
I can get on board with that sentiment.
The story he was referring to is about someone refusing to accept a new fiver though, which isn't like refusing to take payment in a thousand coins.Quote:
Originally Posted by John Arne
I was just giving another example of how the whole "have to accept legal tender!!!" line is normally a load of crap.
Now just call vegans cunts and stop being such a bollix all the time.
I forgot for a moment that precision was a bad thing in your world.
There was a 'vegan shoe' shop in Berlin. I thought about going in to see what a vegan shoe would look like, but it also sold food and the stench coming out the front door of the place hit you like a strong wind so I didn't bother. I'm still curious though.
There is a vegan restaurant here that sells duck.
So not a vegan restaurant, then.
It claims to be.
Is it that fake duck stuff?
I doubt that they would be that bothered to order that. Probably just duck.
Fuck?Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiffy
That didn't need the weird headline. It was weird enough.
Fucking hell. What a clusterfuck.
Just read this about the Assange case
My missus wakes up if I even think about having sex with her. Unless she was drugged and drunk, there is absolutely no way you could penetrate a women without waking her up. Firstly, it would be like sticking you cock in-between two sheets of sand paper, and secondly, she would wake the fuck up immediately. Actually, one more thing... unless she is lying on her back, legs apart, you've also got the challenge of moving her legs about to improve the access.Quote:
Two days later, she arranged to meet him and they went to her flat. They started to have sex, she said, but she moved away because Assange had not wanted to wear a condom, and he fell asleep. She told police they later had sex at least once when he had “unwillingly” worn a condom, but the following morning, after she had gone to buy breakfast and then climbed back into bed and fallen asleep, she had woken to find him having sex with her without a condom.
So yeah, ever had sex with a sleeping woman...? Do you think it would be possible?