Like that video where someone pretends they’ve caught a mouse in their bathroom but it’s a computer mouse, but all the comments on it are asking why there’s red and brown sauce on the landing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
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Like that video where someone pretends they’ve caught a mouse in their bathroom but it’s a computer mouse, but all the comments on it are asking why there’s red and brown sauce on the landing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
I think he did it.
Or he was really, really thinking about it.
Private window ffs.
Now I need to see that video and subsequent comments.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Happened stateside. Genuine, apparently.
She reminds me of the bunny from Zootropolis.
Someone sent me that story last week. Apparently one of them had a massive wang. :sherlock:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-64370570
I quite like this story but I'm not buying the parents pleading ignorance as to how it's happened. Taught himself to read.
The picture of him reading Chinese almost looks like a separate, Chinese child.
Welcome to a likely life of hell while he's a child Mrs Hobbs.
It's horse shit. Reading - atleast in English - is not that intuitive. The same letters often sound completely different. He's obviously freakishly intelligent, but I'm not having that he was taught to read while his mum strummed one out to Tom Hardy's latest CBeebies appearance.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
Bullshit on this. He's obviously clever but there is no way he's taken it upon himself to start learning another language. What's he been on the app store and downloaded Rosetta Stone or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
Family legend has it that I taught myself to read aged four by obsessing over the brochure for the Ffestiniog Light Railway, which we'd been to on holiday before Tony Blair came in and foreign holidays started. The longer the years go on, the less I'm buying into this fable.
That kid is going to be a serial killer.
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Originally Posted by wullie
You'd have memorised it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
My daughter was reciting books aged 2, and is a very capable reader aged 5, but she's not in the news because that's just what happens when you read to your child everyday.
You also need the kind of mother who rings up the news and says 'Hello, is that the news? Yes, well I think my child is rather wonderful, and I'd like you to feature them in the news.'
"Hello, Mensa? I HAVE A SPECIAL CHILD YOU MUST MEET."
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/u...g-out-29024080
Not sure it's imaginable how gutting that would be.
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Camelot, who have been the operators of the lottery since 1994, heard about Rachel's story and sent the couple a "good luck" message for future draws. A spokesman for the company said: "We're aware of Rachel's story and hope she gets in early to buy a ticket for the next big draw."
Social media probably means this sort of thing happens a bit more naturally these days, if you consider being the sort of needy loser who shares their whole life on social media to be natural. Or indeed news outlets presumably trawling it for literally anything that'll get clicks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Superb.Quote:
It might only seem like one word but it's one word that has affected this family and the community as a whole
Everyone is very ill.
Lewcock lol.
Just calm down lads, an investigation is being conducted into this and it's important we follow the due processes before we risk having Boydy and DS coming in here calling us all boomers.
Isn't the non-african large mammal in the room why they needed a police codeword to see their dying son in hospital?
That is ever so slightly suspicious.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-64399335
How do these articles never take the time to actually look from the perspective of the radicalised people? Or to wonder why they feel the way they do? It strikes me as the most obvious way to tackle the problem, and yet instead it's just "bad social media. NAUGHTY social media!"
It's like they don't even want to solve the problem.
They don't want to solve the problem. They just want to do 9 to 5, go home and watch Netflix and eat potato waffles.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-64413242
Scenes when she(? Legitimate question. He's just taking the piss, isn't he?) gets raped in a mens prison and there's riots over this cunt.
This is 2023, we need gender-neutral jails.
Clearly became a woman just to wear the wig and cover up the face tattoos.
All this red tape time wasting when they could have just given him a bullet when convicted.
If they're a woman then them and their female cock and balls should be in a female prison. Unless they're not really a woman. It's a very inconsistent position to take, and one which suggests that people just go along with the vibes until it runs into something that touches on their usual chosen groups.
If your kid has an invisible friend you make it cute little cups of invisible tea, but if the invisible friend starts telling them to kick the dog and pour bleach in the fish tank, then you tell the little cunt what's what. That's basically the rule here. Not that anyone in power would say so.
Top news story on the BBC. :happycry:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64421704
You can tell Al Sharpton and friends are wounded there wasn't a white copper involved here.
Imagine being killed by Tadarrius Bean this side of the middle ages.
I bet Oreo and Choc Ice are trending big time on BLM Twitter.
Justin Smith really isn't pulling his weight on the name front.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-64400776
This sort of thing always fascinates me. In the same part of the world Jimmy can barely go to the shops at a slightly irregular hour without having the SWAT team bashing his front door in, and yet somehow someone can lie dead in a flat for years and years. Would the post not have piled up? Who pays the bills/rent? Or does none of that happen in a paperless/direct debit society? Neighbours? It's just weird.
Another Social Services failure you say? Shocking if true.
Surely even if you're estranged (or the person has distanced themselves from you for whatever reason made sense in their mind) you'd still find some way or another to check up on them?
"We also didn't notice you were dead for three years but are now distraught" seems a bit of a weird one.
Talk about shifting the blame.Quote:
Laura Winham, 38, was "abandoned and left to die" by the NHS and social services before her body was found by her brother in May 2021, they claim.
She was estranged from social services.
As with all this stuff, everyone just hopes the other people involved are doing their jobs better than they are.
Cause of death: 'avin a piss, lol.
When it comes down to it the end is never really very dignified for anyone but being crushed by a pop up toilet is particularly bad, that's a eulogy you have to word very carefully.