Who's the guy with the batshit crazy Liverpool-fan brother? (not Mike, someone else).
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Who's the guy with the batshit crazy Liverpool-fan brother? (not Mike, someone else).
Lewis, isn't it?
Randrew.
Randrew.
I know I've asked this before but who is Randrew? Foe?
Randomlegend + Andrew (my name) = Randrew
EDIT: My name is actually Andy, nobody calls me Andrew.
As you wish, Randy.
Somewhere a bit posh and different from the norm...like a Harvester.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
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Lewis tried to get that going before. Perhaps you'll have more success.
Is your bro still a quadraspazzed mongtard?
Harvester :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Cheers Randy.
He doesn't live at home any more so I don't get to witness his majestically retarded behaviour so often. He's honestly not been as bad the last few times I've seen him (relatively speaking).Quote:
Originally Posted by Raoul Duke
Been having an argument over O2 Live Chat for a few minutes now. S/he is just fucking thick. :mad:
Who's being thick here? Like I know I didn't buy the phone through my contract, but he was being a proper cunt.
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When he bolded that text I could've hit him.
I'd be amazed if you get either a text or an email, the live chat seems useless. On the O2 forum one of their own mods told me not to bother with it any more and just ring up.
You should have invited Pushpanjali to the forum.
I thought he was a bit pushy to be honest.
Max was a knob when I did it
Not a fucking peep.Quote:
MAX: Sure, everything has been forwarded to the concerned team.
MAX: Result will be in positive.
MAX: You can take this chat as confirmation
I tried to unlock my brothers phone from Three. I had about 6 failed unlock codes and gave up and bought one for about £8.
Reading between the lines there, it sounds like you bought the phone and put a sim card you already had into it, is that right?
If so, you're both being thick. You for not explaining yourself properly, and him for parroting the same stuff constantly.
When I phoned up Mohammed sorted my issue out immediately. If I asked him to publicly denounce the Paris attacks he probably would have done that too.
I thought sim free phones were already unlocked.
Me too.
I was just majorly pissed off to start with cos I opened my new iD (carphone warehouse) SIM card with such glee, put it in my phone and then realised it might not be unlocked to work with other networks.
I rang and spoke to someone at ID who said to leave it in for 24 hours and the "SIM card invalid" message will hopefully disappear. Can't not have my phone for 24 hours though, cos I use it for sat nav. Close to fucking it all off and carrying on as I am. But even that's effort cos I've set up the new direct debit. Wouldn't mind if my phone wasn't already a bashed up 4 year old piece of shit.
Just had an e-mail from O2 saying my phone is now unlocked. Fuck you, Pushpanjali.
Apple software locks the phone to the first SIM that goes in it. UNLESS it's bought from Apple direct.
How this is legal I'll never know.
Get back on the chat to tell him,Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
I really hope Baz formatted his text in red, as if we wouldn't have been able to figure it out.
The "print this transcript" did all the formatting for me. I was too angry to add BB code myself.
The first draft had my mobile number on it.
It's a victory for the West.
My feet fucking stink. :sick:
Liberal in being a dirty hippy shocker.
After tonight's extended visit with my grandmother, two things have irritated me.
Firstly, the time I spend watching TV in her house is my only real exposure to whatever advertising the BBC are currently doing for themselves, and tonight produced an absolute cracker. That thing with footage of Luther, Sherlock, and Scully in The Fall spliced together as though they'd somehow stumbled into the same murder scene, complete with Sherlock saying 'so you're a real genius too' to Luther, is the worst I've ever seen. It was well realised and the lines did make sense out of their actual context, but who the fuck came up with that idea and where should I smear shit to cause them maximum discomfort.
Secondly, and more importantly, her mental condition is deteriorating and it isn't being properly addressed because I'm the only person seeing it. She's always had a somewhat goofy personality, so I can understand some of her less lucid interludes being mistaken for jokes or whatever, but we're long past the stage where my grandad should be noticing the difference so I've sort of confirmed that he's losing his edge too. She provided me with perhaps the best yet of her many 'I shouldn't be laughing at this because it's clearly indicative of a serious problem, but fucking hell' outbursts tonight when she was absolutely certain that her mum lived in Ken Barlow's house before he did. She goes to the doctors often, but on the occasions where she's losing time and doesn't make it they obviously aren't seeing it, and on the occasions she does make it she's by definition lucid enough to appear normal, and also to make excuses for the missed appointments. She's been fiercely independent all her life, and I don't want to betray that by going around her to force a home visit when I'm there and she's a bit batty, but I'm not far off the point where concern for her health is going to outweigh the betrayal and whatever shit I'll have to take for it.
I'm not a fucking liberal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
You could call and chat to the doctor that she sees and tell him/her what problems you've been seeing and get them to ask more probing questions so they can discover more? They can hopefully help her out then and she won't have to feel she's been betrayed by you.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
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That's not what Harold says.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Fuck him.
I'm not into transexuals.
My parents went through this with my nan. It was getting pretty dangerous too as she was putting things on to cook and forgetting about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
Just be careful the doctor you get appreciates the full extent, maybe make a journal or something. The one my nan had was adamant she was fine and didn't have Alzheimer's becuase she could count back from 100. Despite the fact she wouldn't recognise where she was, or that she had been there before. It's not pleasant but if you genuinely think they need help then be stern with your point.
If there's one thing people with dementia are great at, it's covering it up.
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They did those number and literacy tests with my granny too, and she wiped the floor with my mum's oldest sister, who had accompanied her to the meeting. A life of doing crosswords and number puzzles and watching Countdown every day made it a pretty pointless test, because if they'd just asked her to make a cup of tea they'd have realised she was doolally the eighth time she asked if they wanted sugar.
The internet.
I knew feeding ducks with out of date bread couldn't be good for them, I looked it up. It told me to feed ducks with their natural diet: lettuce, seeds, rice and oats instead of bread.
Fine, so I took some lettuce and also some 9 oat wholemeal bread too.
The little cunts went fucking rabid for the bread, biting my trainers and everything. Whipped out the lettuce expecting them to go wild at the fact some nonce had brought organic lettuce for them. I kid you not as soon as they saw me get it out of the bag they turned around and started walking away. I ripped off a few bits and threw it at the ungrateful fuckers but they took no notice. Even the gulls lolled at us. Other parents that were there must have thought we were total wrong 'uns. Maybe this shit is more psychologically damaging. :(
:D Lettuce. Just use some bird seed or something you mong.
Reminds me of a kid at the school my mum worked at, a few of his mates were going to egg the headmasters car but his mum was too scavvy to buy eggs so he improvised. They caught him smearing Flora on it.
What? I'm not going to go out and actively buy bird seed you lunatic. The whole point of 'feeding the burds' is to get rid of out of date shit in your house.
If my dog or indeed myself is anything to go by, animals mainly want food that they aren't 'supposed' to eat.
Yet you decided to Google if ducks are fine with 'out of date shit'...Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Basic class ladder error there, every middle class family puts out bird feeders in winter.
I Googled is white bread bad for ducks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahow