Got engaged yesterday. Now I have to traverse the tricky subject of insisting on a prenup so my complete Italia 90 sticker album is buried with me.
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Got engaged yesterday. Now I have to traverse the tricky subject of insisting on a prenup so my complete Italia 90 sticker album is buried with me.
Congrats Wullie :wub:
Congratulations wullie. When's the wedding day?
Rip.
Nice one :thbup:
When's she due? :henn0rz:
Congrats dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by wullie
Aiming for the end of summer, just taking immediate family away somewhere as I've seen what a nightmare it is to arrange a full-blown thing. She's not in the club yet, but it'd better be a boy when it happens so I've got an excuse to buy Scalextric.
You can buy scalextric for a lass, 21st century nowadays
No can do, if it's a girl that's my excuse to buy One Direction merchandise.
Congratulations Wullie.
Well done.
Congratulations, Wullie.
Aaw Wullie
Congrats Wullie, although don't let her take you away from us. We were here first.
Also holy shit, @Dela is back.
Nice one Wullie.
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Had the first baby scan this week. Very weird to see this 55mm object looking eerily well-formed, heart beating, limbs flailing. Still currently looking forward to it.
Congrats lads.
Everyone seems to be maturing but I'm still happy eating jelly for dinner and falling asleep on the couch under my slanket watching rom coms.
I'm still single.
I'm getting civilly married on the 9th of June before the REAL JESUS wedding on the 23rd of July. It's coming about pretty quickly so the next few months will probably be hectic and expensive. Our wedding planners are trying to charge us 3000 euros for the flowers, gtfo.
The hardest part of my arranging seems to be confirming the days off work and deciding which kilt to wear.
Wedding planners?
:D
It's useful as we're having a wedding abroad so they sort it. And I'm not paying for it so it bothers me less.
Single life really is the absolute pits.
Stop making the grass look shit, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Manc
I think I agree. I'll be alone for the next three months. It's been two days and I'm already bored as fuck.
Having to cook your own meals. :sick:
At least your have your cats, Pepe.
I might invest in a dog.
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I'm utterly smitten with a female friend who has a boyfriend and have been for about 4 months. Pretty irritiating, though in some ways unrequited frustration beats bleak nothingness which was what i had for the previous year or so.
An ugly bint on OkCupid has randomly messaged me this morning. Ignored.
She's messaged me again tonight though saying she's got a spare ticket to go see Derren Brown and if I want to go with her. Tempted.
Smitten is such a fuck off and die expression.
So single it hurts. As in, after an initial flurry of shags last summer, my winter was cold and lonely (if admittedly still social and fun).
I've had a few really quite nice looking lasses crack on recently and I've been a complete tool, ranging from 'do I know you from somewhere?'
No
'Are you sure - house party?'
No. Not a house party.
'Ah ok, so...' Queue 10 min chat where I give one word answers between banging on about the lass in the band that's playing.
To
'So hey what you guys all doing here?' Leaning on my shoulder suggestively.
The fuck does it look like - a teddy bears picnic?
And then the lass that I actually managed great hour long chat and flirt with that invited me to her birthday party.
Blew it off to watch a punk gig with a man.
Genuine full blow retard around women now :face:
You used to be so good as well, what with nearly giving your house away to apologise for being cheated on.
Better than 'married'!!! ...maybeQuote:
Originally Posted by Magic
Merse ending up with a rebel punk bloke 10 years younger than him is the next logical step.
Merse is dishy from memory. You'll be fine.
It is easy to read a post like Merse's and make the sarcky 'oh yeah would be well shit to have women bibterested you' post but I'm going to rise above hate and wish you the best of luck.
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Where's she from, then?
Funny thing is, the more single I get (we're verging on 9 months since the last fling), the more picky I become... Feminist, at least conscious of the 'green' and animal rights benefits of vegetarianism (I'm very much a weekday vegan these days), does not enjoy prosecco... Preferably with a nose ring and at least one item of clothing originating from Morocco. Laughable really. Oh well.
Shit man, done the getting with a housemate thing before... Can get rather messy but good luck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiffy
:gay:Quote:
Originally Posted by Manc
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Sounds more like the description of a stereotypical homosexual than a woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Merse
:D
The sailor tattoo has got into his blood.
Strangest requirement list I've ever seen.
I'm keen to hear the animal rights benefits of vegetarianism as well. Don't they just not exist in that dystopia?
Drinking Prosecco as a turn off :D
What the fuck is wrong with Prosecco? You are a weirdo, Merse.
What difference could it possibly make?
Laughable is a fucking understatement Merse. That is the craziest thing I've ever read.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Merse
Standards rising into unattainable realms is something I fear for my future.
I've got some old flame coming round on Friday. See how that pans out.
Drunkenness did lead to unnecessary specificity on pretty much all counts, but it gets across the gist. There's a certain breed of 'prosecco with my girlies xxx #chink' lasses (the ex was one to be fair) that I can't be arsed with in the slightest but who seem to account for a huge swathe of the single 25+ population.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco