Germans told to stockpile food and water for civil defence - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37155060
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Germans told to stockpile food and water for civil defence - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37155060
Wir schaffen das.
"Interior Minister Thomas de Maiziere told a group of schoolchildren that Germany must be prepared to react if water or food reserves were poisoned, or if oil and gas supplies were interrupted."
*cleans non-existent glasses that I'm using for this bit*
"told a group of schoolchildren"
But why?*
* - tell schoolchildren, in case that's not clear.
Because Germans, without exception, are fucking mental.
Yet they own us all.
They don't own Harambe.
He is?Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
A dead monkey and I want no further mention of him on this forum.
On the subject of zoo-based grief I'm now trying to work out if I missed the fact that the annoying little fuc-knut of a polar bear in Berlin died 5 years ago, or if I just erased the news from my mind.
How could you be annoyed by a Polar Bear?! They're quite possibly the cutest thing on the planet.
A dead gorilla, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by leedsrevolution
Dont be racist.
It's a good job we have the European Union, which stops the Germans exercising economic hegemony over the cont...
Wait.
CHRIST YOU ARE SO DULL
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You'll get over it eventually.
Christ. And it's in an absolute kip of an area too.
http://www.joe.ie/news/pics-two-imag...-dublin/558119
Facebook fires trending team, and algorithm without humans goes crazy
'Module pushes out false story about Fox’s Megyn Kelly, offensive Ann Coulter headline and a story link about a man masturbating with a McDonald’s sandwich'
:D
That last one must be a real thing on one of those fake news websites though.
Hang on, are they fake news sites or fake news sites?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/swimming/37228544
Nice job not surprising anyone at all Korea.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/londo...-a3335251.html
lol at him. What a legend.
This is pretty long but makes me sad that we very rarely get coverage of a story like this anymore.
http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-framed/
The level of criminality involved is vastly different, but this is another great long form article in a similar vein.Quote:
Originally Posted by mikem
Thanks, I love this kind of writing and don't understand why there is seemingly no market for it.
Man charged with Eddie Izzard beret theft
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37270275
http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/660/c...em91020904.jpg
Quote:
The comedian gave chase in high heels and retrieved his headwear with the help of police.
Quote:
The beret has since been taken away by police as evidence.
Eddie Izzard associating himself with your campaign is usually the death knell for it.
I like to think his appearance on Question Time won the day for Leave.
Say what you like about Izzard you're unlikely to beat him in a foot race.
Nah, he's all long distance. Sprint 100 meters, catch a bus and you're sorted.
Cunt should be publicly flogged. Hopefully at the least he gets a massive bill.
http://m.independent.ie/irish-news/h...-35039964.html
Magic must be raging.
http://www.joe.ie/news/british-sas-s...ostages/559788
The SAS. :cool:
He'll only be raging if liveleak don't get hold of the video.
I just read this by the way, and it is brilliant. I recommend it to anyone who hasn't read it yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by mikem
I could read stuff like that all day.
https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/f...ck-ian-shower/
That headline though. And the picture. :D
Couldn't spring £8 a month for contents insurance?Quote:
The 22-year-old games assistant operator told the Tele that he can’t afford to replace the items and hopes that a public appeal can bring them home.
He's not a fucking pizza delivery guy, mate.
Ian McWelby?Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...inutes-8838192
Yeah, after they turned up.
Fuck me, that one has been gone for a decade at least.
Imagine if that is your dying wish and those four show up. Talk about disappointment.
Fucking hell, the first picture :sick:
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
My thoughts exactly. Presumably all the proper players were busy with strategic corporate partnerships.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...-a7311751.html
That's basically Giggles' worldview as a new story.
What a little cunt.
Hopefully he gets mugged again.
£10 seems fair.
I don't get it.
Who'd have thought a total, flat-out, 9000RPM benefit fraud spastic wouldn't really understand the value of work?
The 'PR' person (lol) sounds like the one who needs launching into space.
They'd need a big fucking rocket.