It's like someone has challenged him to fill a certain amount of time.
It's like someone has challenged him to fill a certain amount of time.
They really are going to have to frog march him out, aren't they?
He's basically speaking in tongues. No wonder he does so well in West Virginia.
That last shenanigans line was mega.
We got Sad Donald :drool: the trudge out the door at the end was great.
That was the best one yet and I say that as a man who stayed up forthe COVID ones in the great summer of 2020. So, so good.
Leading by just 3635 now in Georgia.
God I miss George Bush. He would have beaten the crap out of Biden.
He's played a blinder there though mind.
It's out there now, in all its glory, and we all know people listen to him, so what in the fuck is Biden supposed to do in response?
And imagine if one idiot somewhere, in isolation at a polling station, has tried to fiddle something and it's exposed?
Why is British twitter shitting itself at midnight about this? Go to bed you fucking morons.
He's not supposed to do anything. He'll wait until he wins the count, and then claim victory.
For all his bullshit about fraud and litigation, Trump looked utterly defeated there. Very "low energy".
I remember the days when I was called unhinged. :cool:
Game, set, match, Trump.
Why tf did I not run with "if you count the legal votes, I easily win" post Mod Idol? Absolute gold.
Also big lols were had with "Philadelphia and Detroit, two of the most politically corrupt regions. Even more so now."
Philadelphia and Detroit got any particularly noteworthy demographics?
Down to 42k in Pennsylvania as Biden took 87% of the latest votes counted.
It's all sports journos and things dishing out hot takes. We're way too obsessed with America. Anyone who points this out gets the old 'THIS AFFECTS ALL OF US', well, no it doesn't.
I have watched zero coverage other than results maps and I stopped looking at them 24 hours ago as it was all over.
This is Watergate for the Snapchat generation, man. Drink it in.
I'm all for no nonsense straight-talkin (lol) that broke the political mould and I love me a bit of good old fashioned misogyny and racism but they all saw the COVID pressers and 70m still voted for him :D He legitimately believes everything he says.
To the discussion of Trumpism after Trump:
TEXAS (97% in): Joe Biden has more votes in 2020 than Donald Trump got there in 2016.
Biden grew Clinton's TX vote from 3.88M to 5.22M (!).
But Trump grew his TX vote from 4.69M to 5.87M.
Florida too
Clinton got 4.5M and Biden has 5.3M; Trump has gone from 4.6M to 5.6M (with 96% in).
Yeah the turnout across the board has been impressive. I wonder if it's because of mail voting or because it's the "election of our lifetimes".
I'd imagine it's because your president isn't so much a political leader as he is a showman/promoter. The fact that turnout has been brought about against a carcass of a figure means even more credit has to go to Trump, he singel-handedly drew both sides in. Ain't no one driven to the polls by anything that came out of Biden's mouth (was locked up in his basement anyway from what I saw).
Yep, this has all been Trump. Democrats have been fired up to ensure they don't make the same mistake as 2016 and Republicans have been fired up to ensure there's no 'blue wave'
The fact that Biden spent 3 months hiding in his basement and still got more votes than any other candidate in American history says more about Trump's ability to energise the nation into voting, whichever way they vote. He must be fuming at Jo Jorgensen though, I reckon more of her votes would have broken Trump than Biden.
Preferential voting FTW
GOP has become the party of protest all of a sudden. Remember all those lines in 2016 about how "we never protested when you won"?
Isn't this huge turnout not just on Trump but wasn't there an expectation Clinton was going to piss it last time which was suspected to lower turnout?
Trump being anti-nonce is quite something, I'm sure he is going to investigate and expose all the billionaire mega nonces in the same way he made Mexico pay for that wall, that isn't a wall.
What's the nonce equivalent of not inhaling a joint? I touched that child's genitals but did not penetrate?
"She was asking for it."
Diamond Joe ahead in Georgia now as well.
They really need him not to die if he can possibly help it, Kamala Harris would win about 4 states.
Has the Tango Man come up with any more reasons why counting all the votes is undemocratic / unconstitutional / a total meanie poo-poo head thing to do?
Only the one, that he would lose.
I think it's a damning indictment of the Democrats and their collective lack of integrity that they've been trying to win this election the whole time.
The things he said last night were reasons as to why it's not a fair fight and they would have been valid reasons to back that up had any of them been true. Shame for him that they're not.
Much like the Clinton Crime Family fixing the election for Donald Trump to win. I'm not sure how they keep on comitting these massively fraudulent elections only to lose seats in the House and be a minority in the Senate.
The biggest weakness of his whole spiel over the last however many years is that he's Donald Trump - Donald Trump - trying to spin himself as some kind of underdog sticking it to the man, he IS the man. People (wrongly) make the same criticism of Farage, but Farage is just some jumped up accountant who puts on a show voice, so he has some right to do it. Donald Trump owns a fucking solid gold hotel in the middle of New York City.
Crooked Hillary kind of stuck as an attack line, but Sleepy Joe I think makes him sound more endearing if anything (I know Americans don't tend to think this way, but still).
Here's a good website if you want to turn off CNN: https://alex.github.io/nyt-2020-elec...e-changes.html
America needs to try and reestablish some sort of functioning democracy after this. Trump did his best to demolish the safeguards but thankfully they were strong enough to stop the orange gibbon.
It's a weird argument that. Either the structures were strong enough to withstand him, in which case there was nothing to worry about, or actually he never did anything to undermine them beyond talking a load of shit. He never [ab]used his powers more than previous presidents, but when he did everyone shit the bed.
The cure for every problem in America is states' rights; but people quite like forcing their opinions on everyone else so lol looks like the old slaveowners were onto something.
"Reestablish a democracy." He was democratically elected. Just because things don't go your way does not mean that they are not working.
The best part of this whole thing is that Kamala might end up in power.
I thought the Undertaker killed him. What a comeback story.
I'm still rooting for a cabinet of Akeem the African Dream and Big Boss Man.
I agree that the best solution for the US is splitting apart, though i guarantee the “heartland” would descend into third-world country status within a couple decades and desperately ask CA and NY for handouts once everybody starts dying of tuberculosis. So maybe it wouldn’t be the best for them