And about 1000 after they do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
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And about 1000 after they do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
This is our graph since pubs reopened a month ago.
https://i.imgur.com/VF6OoVM.png
A whole differently planet away in terms of mentality though.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
In what sense?
Us and the Brits will be rabid for the pubs and any regulations will be out the window after the first two drinks on opening day.
Do you think people just sit in cafes sipping a class of red and puffing on a gauloise while a jazz lounge act plays in the back ground?
What people?Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
Pub culture isn't any different here. We've got as many if not more pubs per person as the UK.
It is. There’s a big enough gap between us and the Brits and the next gap is the Grand Canyon. The discipline levels would the the biggest thing though. Mainland Europe tend to be less rabid bellends than us and the UK.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
If I ran a pub or club, I'd have the first night as ticket only. You'd imagine after 3 months off, there will be plenty who will slap £50 down just for the privilege.
We’re charging 9 quid entry in the form of mandatory food.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
It's got me thinking actually whether this has a knock-on when it comes to the pub crawl. When I'm out in Durham, we're always hitting 3-4 venues. With whatever faff might come from covid, are people going to bounce from place to place earlier or are they more likely to stay put?
I can see the pavement stuff making sense but that's something that already tends to happen on busy nights.
A pub is a pub and bar crawls are for nonces.
We’ll have to pub crawl (so long as you pre book each pub) as you’ve a limit of 105 minutes in any one place.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
Player.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
The last 'venue' I 'hit' was Visions in Bognor Regis and let me tell you, it would put off men with stronger stomachs than I.
How many of you will feel comfortable giving your details upon arrival for track and trace reasons? That's one of the parts in the guidance.
Just in case any one is interested it's here.
Wouldn't bother me in the slightest.
Nor me.
They can take my fingerprints, a retinal scan a blood sample if it gets me a pint.
Well, three in a row in reassuring, I guess. I thought people would be iffy giving out their personal details.
As I understand we'll have screens on tables for guests to order so no one will be able to approach the bar etc which is cool. I'll be fine hidden away in the kitchen but our FoH are young and a few Eastern Europeans are the ones who'll have it roughest.
Oh people will be. Ask that question on Facebook and I'm sure you get a different answer.
Just sort me a pint. Ta.
If this pandemic has taught me one thing it's that eastern Europeans don't give a single fuck about social distancing. They'll be fine.
So true. You don’t be 5 minutes in a shop or a queue and some fucking Slav is breathing on the back of your neck. The square heads and sliders are a good sign to keep your own distance.
Funnily enough, masks have been mandatory here since early March, social distancing rigorously enforced, and we’ve had about 400 deaths for the 10 million people inside our borders. So, ergo, hence, therefore, youre wrong
For the enlightened magisters of Bohemia maybe, try the Bulgarian underclass who live over here.
Eastern Europe did way better than Western Europe with this whole thing. The common problem seems to be your country, not Slavs
He's not wrong.
Once you go east of Germany they're all the same cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
They're really not. They've had some fairly significant scraps over it.
It wasn't even a criticism really, I've just seen groups of them clustered together since day one in the way the Margarets and Philips would tremble to see.Quote:
Originally Posted by mugbull
Teenagers are the same, not a single fuck.
15th March. :baz:Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
This was the foundations for the Whataloadof movement.
Nothing winds me up quite like littering. Seeing the aftermath of the beaches, I really do hope the 2nd wave cleans out millions and relish COVID-20.
It's the shitting in burger boxes that got reported last week that gets me.
I can't imagine a poo-related scenario for which that would be my solution.
If you're not going to discard it, why not just shit in nature itself? Seeing tied up used doggie bags left on the ground is another exasperating point, not only are you being a cunt but you're actually adding to the environmental impact.
So people don’t stand in it. :cab:Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
Littering is so unnecessary and dickish that I think it could happily carry the death penalty and I wouldn't mind.
This MAJOR INCIDENT is alot of fun. People are shocked that people are going to the beaches, in the summertime, when everything else is closed. What were they expecting?
You're not worried about the environmental impact of throwing plastic on the ground but you're worried some stranger might get poo on the underside of their footwear? What Disco said.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
What actually happens when a 'major incident' is declared?Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Does an alarm sound? Does a flare go up? Does everyone at the council have to change into a different coloured fleece? We need to know.
Matt Hancock ages significantly.
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
I’d rather there was a problem with renewable energy when I’m long dead, than have to deal with dogshit on my shoes right now.
Well, some bint from the local council 'mobalised' and went on BBC News to tell us all that; 'people visiting the beach don't take kindly to being told they aren't allowed to visit the beach when they have previously been told they are allowed... to visit the beach.' It's quite the emergency.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Fam, you have a kid, you gave up the luxury of such positions with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
His kid won’t ever see an issue either.
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As if the fucking country's shut down for this little disease.
I bet all the positive ones are immuno-supressed leftie students, fat carers and death bed geriatrics in care homes.
It was absolutely the right thing to do to shut down in the first place and I still stand by us doing it too late, but we should have opened up quicker once it was clear that breaching NHS capacity was definitely not happening.
Come 4th July we'll be all but open anyway, albeit a worrying number of my friends seem to be genuinely scared about emerging - saying things akin to how I'd probably feel if a bomb had dropped and we weren't sure if the half-life had worn off.
Deaths in England have risen again whilst Scotland announce 0 deaths. England :lol: