Isn't this a Jess Glynne song?
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Isn't this a Jess Glynne song?
Zionism at its worst.
That was terrible.
The Baldie :D
Loving this Norway song.
Well at least it's nice to know that we're not trying to win.
Prepare yourselves for the best Eurovision entry of all time.
Norway were decent. Good mix of A-ha and Frozen going on there.
First time I've heard our effort, Bilge, but no worse than the Dutch favourite.
He's just become even creepier by saying he's a dentist.
Those are some special outfits.
It's if Cradle of Filth discovered an old Kraftwerk CD. I love it.
They should have put this on right after Denmark's TWEE affair.
That was very good, but sadly it won't win. About thirty years ahead of it's time.
That Icelandic entry was phenomenal.
Loving the early 90s graphics.
That ballet dancer is HUGE.
We're a bit behind the telly but good lord that Icelandic entry :cool:
Ours was solid, but it doesn't really matter what we send over we'll still finish bottom five because everyone hates us.
She's a bit lovely.
Italy let a chav on stage.
Dino, are you bricking it yet? The Dutch entry was dreadful. This is going to a sub 1m population country.
I liked the Dutch entry but it's not one that would usually do well here.
Swiss could win it tbh.
Can see it going down very well.
Australia is about to go favourite though.
The fuck is going on with Australia?
What is this?
This is Eastern European levels of batshit.
Or not. Pants.
I know STAGING is huge for Eurovision but the song has to at least be half decent.
Best guess:
Netherlands
Switzerland
Italy
Russia
Sweden
Australia
Spain
Azerbaijan
Estonia
Czech Republic
Switzerland
Norway
Netherlands
Sweden
Italy
Russia
Top four there somewhere. Think Switzerland will win it
I've lobbed £10 on the Swiss.
Between Cyprus, Norway and Switzerland for me.
I quite liked Italia shaggy.
And lol at the french sending whatever that was, and having it sing in English to boot. Needs a beard if you want to win that way garcons.
My top 5 in no order are:
Malta
Swiss
Spain
Iceland
Sweden
Honorable mentions to Germany, Cyprus and Spain.
What. Is. That.
Speak of the devil.
The worst lip-syncing of all time.
This is like if Mrs Doubtfire was recast in the Fifth Element.
God I love Eurovision.
Australia :D Utterly bizarre, which is exactly what I want from Eurovision, but the song wasn't winner material.
Likely Top 5:
Switzerland
Australia
Sweden
Italy
Netherlands
'Favourite' 5:
Norway
Malta
Iceland
Err...
Australia?
I have no idea
EDIT: That Eurovision bastardisation megamix was interesting.
I hate Madonna so much.
Quavo? This is the best Eurovision in so many years.
Hahahah. What on earth is he doing here
The state of the fucking banana.
The more I see/hear Germany the more I love it/them.
Estonia is actually great too
Get Grado out with her :cool:
Holy fuck on toast this is bad.