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A strong scat theme running through these so far. :sherlock:
3 year olds like poo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
I’m in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
Got a YouTube channel if anyone wants to watch, like, subscribe, tell all your friends, make them subscribe and enable me to start monetising my videos so I can eventually retire.
That's the aim. I don't know how to market myself though, so I'll just post stuff on here.
It's not too late to delete that before everyone else sees but you'll have to move quickly.
You've got a nice voice.
What should I call myself though?
That's something people can help me with. Any suggestions?
TheGamingGimp
HammerMeHard
I've decided I'm going to solve people's problems while I play games in future videos. People will comment with their problems and I will mull them over in my next video.
I don't have any viewers though and very few subscribers. So I'll ask you lot: Does anyone have any problems they would like me to help them with
You could get some off Reddit or agony columns until you get your own.
That's a great shout. I could even respond to those kinds of things on Reddit with a video responding to their issue. They only take a few minutes to make so easily enough. Good way to bring in any randomers. Nice. Cheers.
Nicely done. He’s probably fucked though.
I spent an afternoon trailing a Flat Eric across a pub toilet for (at the time of writing) eighteen views, and now I can't bear to have it in my house. What should I do?Quote:
Originally Posted by Spammer
Joke's on you, I shared it initially on Facebook a couple of years ago. I was drowning in likes.
"Hi guys, my deaf, autistic, downs kid with no arms made this. What do you think? Xoxox"
He clearly has arms. They're in most of the stills. #amateurhour
Volume on. :D
Baz should specialise in animated remakes of Taliban videos.
Lewis as been at it.
:D
"I think your parents will want to kill you". Whoops :D
:lol:
Oddly satisfying.
He moves well for a big man.
‘THEY DO?!?!’ at the end :D
No idea how the Irish Fella stayed do civil tbh. It's not as if Irish / British "tension" isn't known about over there. The cunt was on the wind up.
When it comes to Americans, anything above him asking if we use lucky charms or pots o’gold is a bonus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Mad bastard.
I figured his legs would snap but his ridiculous arms did all the work.
Any Geowizard or Bald and Bankrupt fans on here?
I like Geowizard.
Yup. I watch both.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
I watch Bald but not the other fella. I'm going to guess he's a Geoguessr savant.
He's pretty damn good but not a savant.
He also does some cool real life stuff. For instance straight line missions where he attempts to cross a country in a completely straight line.
Getting stuck in that bog in Norway genuinely made me angry with him. Such a stupid thing to do. Guy nearly fucking died.
Yeah geowizard is very good but not outstanding at geoguesser, which is part of the charm but he can be very frustrating sometimes.
He is doing a series where he has to guess where his patreons are in a photo, and he spent about 30 minutes fannying around on google earth to figure out what Canadian town the guy was in, and you could really clearly see a very specific shop name right in the centre of the photo which you could (and i did) have googled in about 30 seconds. The comments section were torn between going "ffs tom" or people accusing him of deliberately sandbagging it to make a longer video.
This absolute classic popped up in my YouTube feed.
Bob is a loons loon.
https://youtu.be/1i739SyCu9I
‘Well, I did’. :D
The best and worst of Britain.
I haven't seen a bump like that since the fattest lass in the office got pregnant.
Imagine what whoever had to see that picture saw. The 200 cops to arrest him are justified.
The state of PC Masky McTopKnot.
He's doing his part. For the community.
Ok well that's a significant statement you've just made to us.
Dragsters are already pretty cool but dragsters presented by party time Uncle Fester are even better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0KTGHGXqsQ
She's not even hot enough looking to be that dumb.
That's a sketch. No way she's actually that dumb.
The bloke is an idiot as well, he explained it in the worst way imaginable then made no effort to make it any clearer.
:lol:
It's not every day you get to hear the phrase 'Graeme Le Saux champions the Audi Quattro' but this can be one of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il01kK6TKUw&t=2676s
Unreal :drool:
(No idea if there’s a darts thread)
Only retards like darts.
Hope this helps.
Everything okay at home hun x
No need for sectarianism
:mad:
Up the fucking Ra
Bobby Sands was a fussy eater.
You whore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
The other lad's happy for him honest mate face makes it.
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Looks like the follow-up tweets have been pulled. Fake as fuck, mind. No plane has a gap like that between two seats.
Yeah I believe it's a reconstruction of this news article. Still amused me though.
I’ll be honest, I laughed out loud at the ending.
Not particularly funny, but I found this interesting. Apparently, not being based in the US, or choosing to obsess over US policy is now worth being questioned about.. Skip to 9:30
https://youtu.be/7o_U4DmWd8g?t=577
EDIT: how do you set start points on Youtube links?
If you right click on the Youtube video and choose "copy link at current time" and use that link I think it should have people start there if they hit play.
I would love to see something like that.
Deserved.
The fuck? :D
When I was in Prague they had the Czech version of these pointless soldiers parading across a bridge. Once they got to the other side, one of them stacked it on the cobbled flooring and his gun skidded across the floor, landing at the feet of a horrified tourist. I'm assuming it was unloaded, but the soldier didn't half throw himself on it.
You can see how Hitler took it in 45 minutes.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
When I was doing my military service, one of our soldiers went through the safety procedure that ensures there's no bullet in the chamber at the end of his shift, but he didn't remove the magazine (which was step 1), and proceeded to shoot in the air. This understandably raised alarms (at 4am mind you) in both our camp and the Turkish camp across the river. Wars have started for less.
Somebody didn't pay their loan back in time.
https://www.facebook.com/pham.justin.984/videos/310617620899423
why do people insist on putting shit music to these videos?
Better than putting a massive cookie notification on an embedded video. :moop:
Why’ve I only just seen this?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/ne...ice-taser.html
What the fuck...
<looks at video title>
<sees it's 7 minutes long>
Awesome.
EDIT: The headline's taking the piss a bit. They leave him for a matter of seconds.
That fucking auto play video :nono:
Thought you didn't click any of my links. :groove:Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
I don’t. That’s the point :cab:Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
The Teraform Labs one always plays on its own when I open this page.
That's just bad luck / great timing. :D
I’d be leaning towards the great side of things.
Nsfw
Well I'm definitely not sleeping tonight then.
I can't even wank to that.
WWE should sign him up.
The prison sentence may hamper his prospects somewhat.
He can't be charged for that surely.
I wouldn't be surprised if you can. I suppose it depends how much intent they think there was and if they deem that an acceptable level of force. If the guys injuries are bad enough, he's in a world of shit.
He wasn’t charged and Taco Bell didn’t care either. It’s in the replies.
I’m able to do what he’s just done when I’m reading that, but I can’t type it. I think there was a Harry Enfield character that did it in the early days.
WhatQuote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
I can do the sound effect of the wanky thing but it doesn’t translate well to text.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
:lol:
Teslas are usually slightly heavier in the back, so they probably shouldn't have asked their fat mate to do the stunt.
You don't see it, but you do get the splatting noise.
Nasty.
The reactions are pretty weird. Half of them don't seem bothered.
We're kids of the internet age. We've all seen death.
Indeed. And love it. :drool:
'Wooo!' :D
:lol:
I feel this incident vindicates my fear during that rollercoaster ride.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Lewis' splat man was a 6'5" 340lb 14 year old apparently.
And future WWE World Champion.
:lol:
:D
Yeah, it's that bit at the end where he looks to the camera and moos that got me. :D
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61365446.amp
Lol what a dumbass
I really hope he gets thrown in a gulag for at least a few months.
https://i.redd.it/doqi68iyr5y81.jpg
He's safe it seems.
Adventuriser. :harold:
Maybe that's where Ronan went, like some sort of urbex narnia.
You can judge somebody by the company they keep, and bald has the worst friends in the world. I think the trip to Mexico with his idiotic youtuber buddies was the moment I shifted to truly hating the dickhead.
Even in the 'Lets get the fuck out of Ukraine before we all die' episode was a bit off with him trying to still be in character whilst the air raid sirens were going off. Arguably, you shouldn't really be filming a mass evacuation but whatever.
It's such a shame as he does visit some really nice/weird places and his presenting style is pretty good.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
Agreed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Yeah he needs locked up for that alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
The frayed bedsheet got me good :D
Horrendous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mIeKTVJeaU
Got a good lol out of me.
How tf has your transfer monitoring ass not seen that before?
Romano's never posted it mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
Colin Furze's Grandad?
I expect those exhausts to flop into melted mush when they glow that hot.
We have Captain Tom at home.
That's the worst thing to happen to this country since the 7/7 bombings.
You'll be pleased to hear my mother was most amused by this comparison, Spikey.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Royalists are an odd bunch.
Ennit. I think of the typical traditional values eschewed by communist deviants like me, royalism is the one with most correlation with just being a bit thick. I've met (IRL and online) lots of smart people who believe in shit I find pretty abhorrent, and have even liked plenty of them, but most devout royalists have just been fucking stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Manc
"Well, y'know, they really kept our spirits up after the war/Diana died/covid/some other bollocks."
We're having a garden party in the office for this. An office is not a garden and I sure as hell won't dress up for it.
That's his tendon trailing behind the finger right?
I think it's just lion slobber.
Someone in the replies slowed it down. It looks like more than just slobber. :sick:
Yeah. 'Show off bring disgrace' is a proper caption as well.
Oh lol yeah, that's a tendon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Arne
.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
:lol:
Spoilered because it's somewhat grim:
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I don't see how that could've gone any other way.
No way.
Why did it take him so long to close it?
He had to finish off first.
Flex.
So an athlete in the 100m Hurdles heats was impeded by someone so they allowed her to run again. Beat X time and qualify...
:D
Face planting inches from the line.
This new fad of spilling something and then ripping someone’s top off to clean up is infinitely worse than those ‘first drink, last drink’ videos everyone hated last month.
I consider the fact that I never see any of those videos a huge success.
:lol:
I love this. Proper igor story vibes though so good job there's a video.
Lethal striker.
:cool:
:D
Outstanding effort.
Divorce is going well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
:D
Rightly so. Police and their sniffer dogs are the worst cunts
:lol:
He really went for it too.
His face :D
Causally caves his head in with a slab. Christ :D
Let's see him try that UFC shite in the prison showers.
He took that better than expected. :D
Played.
:)
Rip.
He's getting pushed to the pool next time.
:lol:
Does anyone else never 'watch till the end' whenever they see that instruction?
I just skipped to it. I was still disappointed. That mannequin should've been put through the windshield.
Windscreen.
Sunscreen.
Sunshield.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7ke3HznCCo
Could you be arsed.Quote:
“Tomorrow I will release my best piece of work. It has taken me two years to complete and it is a project I have been dreaming about since I was very young. Everything I have done up to this point has been in aim of being able to realise this piece. I spent years planning the work, every part of the piece was carefully thought and rethought before final completion. I have hid the progress of the piece from everyone except a small few so this will be the first time you would have seen any of it. -Mr Doodle”
Just think how minted you've gotta be to indulge in that sort of shit.
Feels like computer software could do that in about an hour.
That looked like a cool house.
The bloke looks like a category 1 nonce.
Chilling.
https://youtu.be/83OHpwJxz2U
Similarly chilling
wot
Have some wholesome Tonetta to cleanse your souls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-3pi0qLntQ
I've got him on Facebook, he mostly posts rants about Facebook and YouTube deleting his videos and weird photos of random women with stuff like THIS IS A SCAMMER WOMAN IGNORE SCAMMER. He's more of a typical computer illiterate boomer than I expected to be honest.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
This is pretty standard
https://i.postimg.cc/Qdt268MW/Screen...014-133957.png
I should clarify that I meant the bystanders were chilling. Not that it was 'chilling' in the way that politicians describe things that they don't like.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
Oh yeah I did think it was a bit too earnest for you to be fair. Both work though. Same with Tone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
His clavicle is now his pelvis.
What the fuck were they expecting to happen??
Sometimes you can't see the shit til you're in it. That's my only explanation.
:D
Kamikaze.
Some grim footage. There's a few different angles going about and it looks like the B-17 was in the fighter's blind spot as it was banking.
:D
Brilliant.
:D
I went down a bit of a Beatboxing youtube rabbit hole yesterday after seeing a video on Reddit.
I was looking at one of the top guys' Wiki page out of curiosity and came across this:
https://i.imgur.com/gyjfado.png
Which made me lol. It's the only thing in his personal life section.
:D
Bosh.
He will probably go to prison for that.
Isn't it fair enough? Guy was being aggressive towards all and sundry, approaches him in a threatening manner, could well have a weapon for all he knows.
If he wasn't an ex-profesional boxer, sure. But they're held to a higher standard. Didn't something similar happen with a Welsh MMA fighter knocking someone out years ago? I'm sure he went to prison.
Why is that clip being posted again? It happened either last summer or the summer before from what I recall. It was probably posted on here.
He won’t be going to prison because it’s not a recent video lol
It was indeed from June, ffs Twitter.
Just Googled and he did not go to prison, the MET decided he acted in a legal manner.
If everybody who speaks like that died we would be alright.
Nah I’d miss.. er.. nope
I read somewhere that the 'o' sound produced by the modern south London wigga is unique in world linguistics. You know the one. Taaaam agoou.
Took me a while to realise it was a girl, not a bloke. Is she like 13yrs old?
Ffs.
There's just very few things better than public transport scenes. Bringing all kinds into enclosed spaces and putting them under stress is the perfect recipe for content.
The Guardian readers in the replies are even better.
:happycry:
She looks like Varys.
Advocated for her safety :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
At what point in that video was there even a hint of a suggestion that she was "unsafe"? I guess I have to remember that for these idiots, being at risk of being offended or upset means you are "unsafe".
She does. Also:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
https://i.imgur.com/SjJ326I.png
I would bet my life that if she had said anything remotely racist 'Dr Tru Powell' would be taking the exact opposite position and sharing her massive face far and wide.
'Dr. Tru' :lol:
From his website:
From his facebook:Quote:
I am a multi-award winning creative entrepreneur, publicity coach and personal brand strategist passionate about supporting entrepreneurs cultivate their personal brands through the power of press and PR.
Alright, 'Doctor'Quote:
College
No schools to show
EDIT:
Nevermind, he has an 'Honorary Doctorate of Business Administration' from Arden University which is 'a private, for-profit teaching university in the United Kingdom. It offers a variety of undergraduate and post-graduate programmes with both blended and online distance learning delivery options.'
That is even more lol.
His name and avatar are solid American black supremacist material, but they don't have the numbers here outside of advertisements to be pushing that, so he has to be a branding tosser instead of living his best Tariq Nasheed/'Dr Umar' life.
He does have a bit of a point though. The mind of a thick 13 year old is not equipped to deal with the onslaught of shite she will be getting off the internet. It's disproportionate.
Maybe she should've taken her own advice and shut the fuck up.
Yeah probably. She looks like she already has issues and is about to have a whole load more. Good content though.
She’s past saving and needs put well back in her box.
Yes, because it's impossible to ignore internet discourse. Ever. Touch grass.Quote:
Originally Posted by -james-
I mean, it will have reached the kids at her school. It's nailed on she'll be getting bullied for it.
Doubt it. Trust her. Her family come fam.
I think it's the fat lad that makes this :D
That’s the geezer selling prime for £100 a go. He’s also, apparently, an ex heroin dealer so he’s well versed in mugging people off.
He posts here as 'Alex'.
He's a business, man.
There's a clip of him doing a club appearance ffs :D
I've seen less sickening cartel videos.
Yeah that's a pretty...challenging watch.
And that's how we get the next pandemic.
The thumbnail is enough for me. Anyone care to summarise?
I saw it go in what I am assuming is a dip and I moved on with my day.
Spiders are not supposed to be food.
There.
Racist.
Same.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
No need to stay longer than that.
Picks up tarantula, dips in some sort of chilli sauce looking stuff, eats it alive. Pans to whole pile of wiggling tarantulas ready to go the same way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben
Yum.
I got to the dipping part and decided I didn't need to see the rest. I've seen South American types eating big tarantulas before but they had the good grace to wrap them up in a leaf and cook them first. They also used the giant fangs as toothpicks afterwards but I assume that was for the benefit of the camera crew.
Surely this didn’t really air.
That is fucking glorious. The replies on Twitter are hilarious too.
:D
How on earth did that end up in the edit?
Long game viral outrage PR stunt [assuming this was actually originally aired a long time ago]. Which is also probably an explanation.
Make pork scratchings with a crazy guy from Louisiana.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MpC5Bi974I
(The reply, not the fake fight)
£15 Amazon Voucher with New TikTok Accounts
1. Create a TikTok account as a new user.
2. Click on the ‘present’ icon in the top left.
3. Click on the ‘rewards’ section and enter the code: CF81149874
4. Open the TikTok app once a day for the next 7 days and click ‘check in’ in the rewards section (including the day you sign up). We should then both get enough points to exchange for an Amazon voucher.
Ends March 2nd. I’ve got no interest in TikTok and will be deleting it once the offer is over, but seems like an easy £15.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSuFSYY-X9w
I love shit like this.
You and Tarantino.
What a monumental waste of time.
They must be making good money off it selling them at a grand or more a pop, even if you don't appreciate the process.
You're presumably paying for the gimmick and the makers getting cancer rather than any intrinsic higher quality. It's only ink.
They'll hang on to traditions for dear life.
Rife.
I laughed way too much at this.
Wouldn't you just get in the back of the car with them?
You've got to try to put the balloons on the front seat with you. Madness. He's thinking about balloons like they're compost.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDU5ps3B-O8
"P-O-L-I-I-C-E"
"You've hit a road sign"
"No, I haven't"
"You have, you're on top of a road sign"
:D.
How you don't feel yourself hitting a road sign?
good to see @igor keeping himself busy.
This is what happens when there isn't enough bullying in a society.
hahah I hate you so muchQuote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Don't drink and drive.
Anyone seen that one of the banter lad legends who helped Tom Geowizard with his dribbling a football mission is running from one end of Africa to the other (South Africa to Tunisia IIRC)?
I found him a bit much on GW's video, but I think it was just all slightly bantery lads being bantery with each other which can be tedious, but this is pretty mega. I can do without the bits where they get all philosophical and shit, and I understand MAD ADVENTURE CHALLENGE YOUTUBE can also be a bit annoying, but I've been won over just by the pure insanity of what he's attempting. Running a marathon every day for like 6 months or something mental, including through the desert and shit, does put poor Tom's straight line missions to shame a bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnPaN0eMcy8&t=1s
He's clearly got far too much time on his hands. I bet his parents are minted.
I don't even need to watch it to know how unbearable that would be.
A positive start, struggling in Botswana, injured in Zambia, SALVATION in the Congo after meeting a kid that's lost a leg to a landmine and realising his blister is fuck all, back on top form in Niger (back off Phonics), meeting Zidanes ancestors in Algeria and learning some new tricks, Cous Cous and goat brain in Tunisia.
Pass.
And an inspiring meeting with tribesmen.
:cool:
Mexican Shadow never stood a chance at the end. Also love the guys holding the rollers for him, everyone wanted him to win.
The big splash off the top. :D
Cuauhtemoc Blanco's really let himself go.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxJy-MBXoAQgvpo?format=jpg
Sign him up Trips :drool:
Genuinely a great frog splash, to be fair.
Lord almighty. :D
Fucking hell :D
:lol:
that was the first reply in Ben’s tweet. :D
The older lad near the end :D
I marked out for that crutch shot. :D He's so pleased when it lands.
That was an Attitude Era crack with the crutch.
Hard to think of a worse one than that across any sport.
Fucking hell.
Read the replies. No thanks.
I love that. Didn’t even know you could break there!
That's mad, fracturing a femoral shaft in a young, healthy person requires incredible force. You usually only see them in stuff like high speed car accidents or falls from significant heights.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Can we not turn this into a gore thread you fucking deviants.
Nice change of pace from fucking football wordle at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Bring back Igor and his weird shitty videos.
What the hell is going on :D
That Mullin guy is called "Markwayne" and always stands on boxes when giving speeches because he's a manlet and can't deal with it.
:drool:
A perfect show.
Headphones on. Volume up. :cool:
Jokes on us, that's just launched us into a new orbit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
The vid, the comments, drink it in.
The long version of the video has her stepping in and spitting bars to get her chicken fillet burger.
Double kill in Singapore.
The second one is mixed responsibility.
:lol:
Nice work.
All could have been avoided if literally anyone involved had a shred of patience.
That second rider has to be the biggest idiot to have ever lived.
Sorry, no gore.
This is great, and makes you really appreciate the speed at which these guys. Also, in terms of atmosphere, Euroleague > NBA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rWh3Y3UNDU&ab_channel=EUROLEAGUEBASKETBAL L
Fucking #madlad
Fella in the front clearly wants a week off. :D
It's the snakes' house now.
Vlad the lad
:D
Couldn't be more wrong with the meat/vegetarian stuff.
I shouldn't be angry at that but I am. At least run with one that implies they rigged the election.
That's exactly how my last flight went.
Russian propaganda ought to write itself insofar as they are a great civilisation that beat Napoleon, beat the Nazis, won the Space Race, etc., and, unlike the people who write our propaganda, aren't embarrassed by these things; but it somehow always comes back to calling the West benders and thinking Steven Seagal is still cool and more relevant than he ever was. I've never understood that.
Deep down they love the West.
Every non-western civilisation today (them, Muslims, the Chinese) frame themselves on some variety of upholding traditional values in opposition to Western effete decadence, because any kind of material totting up isn't going to go well for them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Lewis on a rampage.
I love how she continues the phone call on the deck.
Beautiful.
:D can’t believe I’ve never come across that
The quotes to the thread are beautiful. So much content m8
"iCarly can come again. Jade can't." :lol:
That's a trip. :D
:lol:
You'd expect better from an elite athlete.
That must have been some weight cut.
https://youtu.be/nsdo_tcw4VY?si=JEmCSogl7RzjKfDB
Last ever episode of Russ Cook's run across Africa. Absolutely sensational from start to finish.
It's a brilliant achievement, but he's an annoying banter dickhead, and his entourage were the biggest bunch of nosebleeding nerds I've ever seen. Every episode I watched was like that episode where Homer went back to college, if Homer was a 27 year old from Sussex who does marathons and "your mum" jokes. Geowizard is a banter lads lads lads dickhead at heart too but largely reins it in, but when Russ collaborated in that kicking a footy across the globe episode, Russ was a twat and brought the twat out of Tom as well. Fair play though, I spose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikó
"Wallet inspector" role played by scary Angolan blokes.
Big fan of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9EM5_VFlt8&t=198s&ab_channel=BostonDynamics
Can't get enough of the hill rolling.
Where is he going?
Time Machine to murder Sarah Connor.
The crotch grab/roll up in a ball when it slips on that beam early doors is remarkably humanlike.
We really can't be far away from those things being dropped into warzones. I guess cost is stopping that at the moment. Human lives cheaper.
There's a great story about AI military robots being fooled by the dumbest shit. One group took them out by doing roly polys because they didn't recognise non-typical bipedal movement. One group dressed up as a tree. Etc.
https://www.businessinsider.com/mari...ts-book-2023-1Quote:
Two of the Marines did somersaults for 300 meters. Two more hid under a cardboard box, giggling the entire time. Another took branches from a fir tree and walked along, grinning from ear to ear while pretending to be a tree, according to sources from Scharre's book.
Not one of the eight was detected.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BPmd9pZKTxE/maxresdefault.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by phonics
If it's just looking for bipedal movement, it's going to get royally crushed by a bear.
It’s so good. Can’t tell what my favourite part is
Really not sure why the geezer would release the footage right enough
:D
Legend.
Dunno why he didn't just keep him there and wait for the cops though. Bus did literally nothing wrong.
Entrap is such an odd choice.
Don't even think the bus driver was in the wrong. Looked like he had plenty of space to pull out but the biker probably sped up so he could seethe.
Bus even stopped (with plenty of time) too.
What a confrontational twat. All that video will do is confirm he's on the hook for some damage. "Fight me, bruv!" as he windmills into some plastic.
Anyone constantly repeating themselves like that deserves to be hit by a bus anyway so he got off light. Hopefully the bike was gone when he got back.
Hopefully the bike that passes at 3.10 is his.
:D beautiful
:lol:
That is why it is always better to just get on with your life.
Really can't stand that kind of aggression, hope the bus driver gets an MBE.
The worst kind of aggression is the "come outside and I'll smash your face in" pillocks. Mate, if you were going to do anything you'd be happy to do it indoors. Sit down.
That's absolutely superb. Watching the entire thing, then restarting it to hear him singing in the first few seconds made me actually lol.
Yeah, it's appalling and he really shouldn't be walking the streets. Made me genuinely sad/angry listening to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
What's most baffling, is presumably he posted / uploaded it somewhere thinking he was in the right.
Yep, he's just an awful human being.
The bus inching out as a vehicle approaches means he had a genuine minor grumble, but at most you slow enough at an amber light to leave them at the red for some real justice rather than whatever he thought was a good idea.
I'm not even sure the bus driver was after any aggro. He was merely stopping at a bus stop. The bus full of people sitting in uncomfortable silence is the most British thing I take away from this.
The way he keeps repeating the fucking question did my head in so much I couldn't watch the whole thing.
Bit like a roadman Jeremy Paxman. Jeremy Roadman. Did you threaten to overrule him, fam?
The evil laugh :D
Back at it like a crack addict
When he realises he fucked up :D
:D m8...
:D
There's a quality one from Australia in the replies of the original tweet too.
Aye, fair few got some hearty lols from me.
Oh God, just watched it. Good on her :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
The tonal whiplash of morning TV is one of life's great pleasures.
"Good on her" got a legit lol
Her co-presenters look is perfect.
:lol:
Brings a tear to my eyes.
He must send his wife through the headboard with mouth action like that.
:D
What a man :D
:lol:
Err
What the fuck?
Jesus. That's police brutality.
Once again you have to ask how much dogshit policing is down solely to the police involved being physically weak and/or cowards.
I know it shouldn't suprise me, but I always cringe whenever police arrogantly tell people to go away, aye are the public interfering with your important police work of , er, running a cow over
Well that's... well. Fuck me.
Probably just the light but it looks like a black cow.
You have to remember that most people that go into that line of work are neanderthals that couldn't succeed at anything else. They were probably sizing it up for a laugh
I love those American police auditor videos for how absolutely nobody wins in the battle of angry, confused fascists and and autistic freaks. Sounds a bit like this place, really.
Mootality, surely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
Glad I never pursued that career in the police. :uhoh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Watched it 3 times and still can’t figure out if it’s a free for all or if folk are in teams here. The guy with the stool at the end was on the guy he flattens side at the start :lol:
Land of hope and glory.
The stool jab. :lol:
This is NSFW but doing the rounds lately so might as well talk about it on TTH:
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Not sure it works so here the link: https://x.com/young_spray/status/180...u7JL4uCfVfYvZg
Female prison guard shagging a male inmate
Imagine getting yourself locked up for a quicky with a scumbag.
That said, she'll probably claim it was rape and walk away with a load of compensation now.
Doing it is bewildering in it's own right, but allowing them to film it is a level of utter madness I will never be able to comprehend.
It's probably all promotion for her OF. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a new hire.
This seems to happen regularly enough to make you wonder what sort of women go for these jobs and whether we should have women working in close proximity to male prisoners.
I don't think we should, and same the other way around obviously, but then I am sure that makes me a massive sexist or something.
Gays should probably not be allowed as well...
This is grim, explicit content warning.
Couple at a coffee shop, with another woman. She leaves, then suddenly bloke stabs the other bird in the neck multiple times, then stabs himself. Both died.
https://xamvn.casa/r/clip-fuc-long-q...3-0.0.1.1-6953
No thanks.
Yeah, no thanks.
Why would you post that shit?
General video thread, innit.
I'm not sure this falls under the umbrella of "general". Perhaps "sick" or "what the fuck os wrong with you?", but not "general".
Then don't click on the fucking link. Easy.
He gave good warning, can't ask any fairer than that.
Stunning bastard range.
Fuck Sean Bean, Matt Berry delivers the best bastard in history.
https://youtu.be/872_7q9tqxw?si=R8LysohrV32NND6u
Matt Berry delivers the best everything in history.
Hard to argue against that tbf
The "ya fat bastard" is classic. :lol:
We finally got Chris Chan’s arrest body cam footage!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1agQE9Hr08
@Shindig
You can never really prepare yourself for how shizo Chris is. The internet was the worst thing that could've happened to him.
:D
Beautifully timed.
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