They'd have to go through 6 months quarantine and testing for rabies etc. Would cost a fortune and I'm not sure there's even enough facilities to cope with the demand of however many he wants to bring over. It's not normally done in bulk ffs.
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They'd have to go through 6 months quarantine and testing for rabies etc. Would cost a fortune and I'm not sure there's even enough facilities to cope with the demand of however many he wants to bring over. It's not normally done in bulk ffs.
The more I think about this story the more absurd it becomes. Humans are the absolute worst.
It's ridiculous. We have shelters over here regularly putting down dogs purely because there's no space for them. Does he have a plan to set up a special home for them? How many Go Fund Me accounts does he have for that?
These animals don't even speak the language either. How are they supposed to integrate and get jobs?
Here he is. Right on cue.
"A dog would never leave you behind". What does that even mean? I guarantee you if they weren't all locked in cages and presumably slung in the back of a lorry, when that bomb went off outside the airport a couple of hours ago the entire lot of them would have bolted into the streets of Kabul in a flash and left "Pen" Farthing without ever looking back, you silly bastard.
He's such a div.
So is a man with a load of stolen dogs going to be this year's 'Captain' Tom?
Some of the replies. :sick:
How do these people function on a day to day basis?
I once saw him live and he ended the show with an incredibly self-righteous and condescending missive about how seriously he took animal rights and how it absolutely was, under no circumstances, a subject to be joked about.
There was a good five minute segment of the actual routine where he almost exclusively made "dead baby" jokes.
Really?
He was on Graham Norton a while back doing just that with a rapper who had a stuffed giraffe in his house.
Gervais is someone who never learned how to show and not tell, as can be seen by his absolutely toilet standup and post-merchant sitcoms. I don't love Extras, but Derek and Afterlife are staggeringly bad.
Is Afterlife the one based entirely around how much he doesn't believe in God?
Oh I don't doubt that it is. I'm absolutely in agreement with him that places like that shouldn't exist.
It's just the showing closing "now let's talk about something that is not funny" moralising from a bloke who built an entire bit around infant death (which I wasn't personally offended by, to clarify) half an hour earlier struck me as bizarre at the time, and will always will be my lasting memory of seeing him live.
@Alex Oh lol, just remembered someone on cookdandbombd wrote their own take on a Derek script, it's absolutely excellent.
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The first two stand-ups were good because they weren't just about him.
If that woman had to have her alpaca ritually murdered by DEFRA then this cunt can't bring his mangy dogs back.
*destroyed
Four-legged whale.
This is the thing that reminded me whales are mammals. :D
Far be it from me to question the current zeitgeist, but isn't the idea of this Marvel film about a Chinese character somehow being a game changing moment for people of Chinese origin in film a bit mental? A Chinese lead, a largely Chinese cast, big blockbuster, does Ang Lee's Taiwanese heritage rule Crouching Tiger out of this debate? Bet that makes him Ang Lee.
Marvel is just the saddos of America talking to themselves, so yes it does.
Is it their turn? Buzzing to see Muzzy Raider in 10 years time.
I'm going to charitably assume you don't know what you're talking about because surely nobody is this dense.
Right, what con trick did this lad pull to generate interest in his (crap) work? NFT's associated with famous people made little sense, but what the hell's going on here?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-58343062Quote:
A 12-year-old boy from London has made about £290,000 during the school holidays, after creating a series of pixelated artworks called Weird Whales and selling non-fungible tokens (NFTs).
Crypto Whales are what they call the super rich of the Crypto world. They are mental and can and do spunk their mental wealth on some absolute shite. I have no problem believing that a Crypto Whale would spend big on a Crypto Whale NTF FOR THE BANTZ.
I've never felt as obsolete as I did reading that article.
Makes you realise how much pointless money there is sloshing about.
It's bad enough when it's unscrupulous 1%ers paying the people of Bangladesh 7p per hour. It's somehow worse when it's little Timmy making millions by buying DogeCoin, SpunkRocket and ElonMoon at the right time and becoming a millionaire overnight because "hahaha spunkrocket HODL TO THE MOOOOON".
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Hm. Could we sell posts on here as NFTs?
"Well, you say it's worthless but Spikey M gave me rep and a ":D" so you've just made a fool of yourself."
I'd buy an NFT of Magics posts about having Covid. The one where he thinks he’s dying must be worth about a grand alone.
I've heard it on a few American podcast now that the wealthly are using NFTs as massive tax right offs.
That little lad is just using the whales as a coverup for the child porn he is actually selling.
So apparently the US blocked that moron's attempts to leave.
https://i.postimg.cc/CKrxvGCg/8ce0e1...2-61733792.jpg
Look at the state of that.
It was an accident Shindig said.
Dog man and the dogs got out of Afghanistan, but all his Afghan staff were left behind. RIP humanity.
That is absolutely fucking mental.
M. Barnier standing for French President on a right win anti-immigration platform is going to break some minds, even if it was obviously his plan all along.
It doesn't really matter, Le Pen can never win in their system. Barnier either gets Chirac'd in, or beats Biscuit on a slightly more traditional footing, would be my guess.
Afghan Staff Terrier. :dc: