Piss off I'm not ruining my bat, got it in Florida, proper aluminium.
I've got a rusty hacksaw in the garage that should do the job.
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Piss off I'm not ruining my bat, got it in Florida, proper aluminium.
I've got a rusty hacksaw in the garage that should do the job.
You don't get to choose, you'll be under the patio.
Any of you ever been to relationship counselling?
Been to normal counselling and am training to be a counsellor, so can give you the gist of that, but never done it with/as a couple.
They love it across the pond. Best to keep stum and let the rage build I've found.
What troubles are you and your boyfriend having, Baz?
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Top banter.
I hope that was deliberate :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hammer
It wasn't initially but I did notice it before posting :D
It's been around three weeks since me and the mrs had sex. "Has it been that long?" :moop:. Periods without sex will happen in long term relationships, but a vibrant sex life has remained a constant throughout the rocky relationship. She's about to turn 30 and all her friends are either pregnant or monsters. I'd imagine sex is never the topic of conversation and it's a difficult topic to bring up without me sounding like a sexual deviant. I'm frustrated and this drought doesn't look like ending anytime soon.
I had a condom break on me for the first time ever last night.
Thank god I noticed before the inevitable happened.
Can't she just pop a pill in the morning given that they're over the counter there?Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
Are they not in Ireland? I can see why, but Jesus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Don't think there's any point in this instance due to the second sentence of the post above.
Ah yeah no need in this case, I was just wondering why the worry at the time when you always have that backup so handy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
You can't get them here without getting a prescription from a GP. I remember nutting in some yoke once in the Sunday of a bank holiday weekend and it was a disaster trying to get an out of hours clinic and all the next day.
I wasn't worried, but I didn't realise it was that easy to do it.
For a split second I could empathise with Ross in Friends.
The idea of Yev having actual sex is weird.
If it helps Magic, it was with a Real Doll.
Child? That's more expected. I have you down as a braver and more forward Mahow.
Christ, if you'd put that in the WDYTOE thread it would have probably prompted my first reply in the history of TTH.
He's right there, guys.
It would have been an inappropriate WDYTOE comment.
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Does that mean he would give somebody an empty shoebox as a death threat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
That's why the anus is always a winner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
Clearly the latter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiffy
Not entirely sure what you mean by the former, but I wouldn't put my dick in anything 'rat infested' whether it was bagged or otherwise.
Jesus. Is this thread always this bad? I'm suddenly reminded why I've rarely bothered with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dquincy
So you're not a fan of brown town, no need to get all judgey.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
Is there a new Mrs Yev then?
On the contrary, I love it, but for fuck's sake...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dquincy
Nah. No need for Lewis to update that picture just yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Noted, do not talk about matters of the bottom in Yev's company. Apologies if you were offended.
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Originally Posted by Dquincy
I wasn't offended for prudish reasons, more that it seemed dangerously close to 'sex banter' territory, which must be the worst of all banter.
What are you talking about? These penetrating rallies between Smiffy and dquincy are a joy to behold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
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The only rat problem he has is that he nearly ejaculated in it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiffy
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Love it how Magic acts like he's above it all. Have a word.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
You're losing me here Smiffy, I might need a step by step breakdown of what you're getting at. Use Paint to illustrate if it helps.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiffy
The ex-Mrs Yev and I did once have rats, but that was 7 years ago.
HAHAHA. HAHAHA @Yevrah. Laugh. Fucking laugh! AHAHAH!
Boobies!
*spongebob face*
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:D Are you talking about getting pregnant from pre-cum?
Yeah, 2008. Amazing, isn't it. I've spent nearly half my life posting on TTH now.
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I thought it was bats?
Help me.
Our daughter is the second youngest at pre-school. She went through a phase of being a little shit but that stopped, we had the 3 month 'review' where they said everything was fine. Now after Christmas and New Year we're getting daily reports of hitting. And it's different kids too. There doesn't seem to be any logic behind it that we can see, occasionally she'll tell us X was annoying her, or going to hit her etc but we enquire and the nursery staff tell us there was no provocation.
Tonight after several successive reports and zero stickers from the good behaviour sticker program they've introduced, I took away her princess dresses. She was distraught. I have been explaining in no uncertain terms there are alternatives to hitting, walking away/talking/telling teachers etc but it doesn't work. She is fine at home and at play group/soft play etc with family supervision. Just those three hours for the past 2 or so weeks she doesn't listen to the teachers and stuff. She will get one dress back each time there is a good report at nursery, and one taken away each time there is a hitting report.
I know this might be 'normal ololol!' but I'm worried. I've looked in to it, I know, we know, how to deal with this behaviour at home, which is why it simply doesn't happen. We aren't there at school though so she doesn't have those boundaries. How do we implement proxy boundaries? FFS it is impossible. I am utterly terrified of misunderstanding the situations, the last thing I want is to encourage fear, worthlessness, shame, guilt, which is all the things my shit parents made me feel at every turn. This is why I invested in the psychology books. I feel dreadfully sick at the thought I may have invoked these negative emotions by removing the dresses which she dearly loves hours after the 'crime' she has committed.
Fuck you if you think that's #firstworldproblems or #mumsnetshit. I am so terrified of one possible outcome more than anything in this world; that she turns in to me.
She clearly doesn't connect her behaviour elsewhere with consequences at home yet, what you're doing seems a sensible way of attempting to change that. You might consider extra bribes in order to improve behaviour at school, once she's used to it just reduce the bribes and the learnt behaviour tends to stick.
That or Fritzl dungeon.
It's almost too obvious.
Stop hitting her mother for a few weeks and see what happens.
Still gonna do it though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
She's probably learnt it from watching her dad hit her mum lololol.
EDIT: Alright, Lewis.