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We are cooked here.
Still finely poised?
Day 5 ticket holders throwing themselves into the river on Wednesday night, dreaming of one of the great days now.
This has probably been one of the best series for a long time but it hasn't really felt like it for long periods.
Poised level: nicely
Not now run out. Not now.
Getting Root in might not be such a bad thing for the slim hopes of winning the match. Would love us to be 2 or 3 down at tea and have a real dart at it as I feel Kohli might lose the plot a bit in the field.
Middle order collapse yay.
fuck off bairstow
Bumrah is quality.
Fucking Nora.
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Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
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Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
India are a better side, but we have had multiple opportunities to win every single Test and let nearly all of them slip. Very disappointing.
Toggle Poised Level: OFF
Toggle Defeat Level: CRUSHING
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Trying to get out in time for tea. Good on them.
I can feel a draw coming on. :drool:
Want to know how I can feel it? My erection.
I know Bumrah bowled well but come on. Dropping Curran to remove the rough for our spinner, picking Overton to create a bit more for theirs, then winning the toss and bowling first AT THE OVAL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFqktHNMmkk&t=01m10s
Amazing :happycry:
One for Jim.
That’s great :lol:
The tone of the commentary is such a recognisable club cricket tone. Absolutely SEETHING, but very heavily disguised as good natured banter, to save face.
The heroes at Cricket Australia have cancelled the Afgan test due to the Taliban's treatment of women.
speechless
CA are proper villains these days, possibly more so than the English and Indians, which is some going.
They haven't played an away Test since the 2019 Ashes. Two years and counting.
We've named only Mo and Rash as spinners in our T20 World Cup squad for the UAE (+ 6 seamers). India have named 5 spinners, and 3 seamers.
One of us must be right, eh!!!
I have absolutely no idea how accurate this is [as I barely read the article I saw on it] but I like the idea of India trying to have the 5th test cancelled due to covid now that they are ahead in the series.
Between them and Warner I just cant be bothered outside of the Ashes the moment. Fleeing the IPL has definitely hurt their image down here as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
The Ashes is set to be the first major sporting even to require a double jab vaccine passport.
Fifth Test cancelled and India forfeit :cab:
I guess that makes it 2-2.
Finally dropping Bairstow has evidently lead to heads going.
What a win.
Now seems like they haven't forfeited, just cried off and still win 2-1. I have quite a lot of money on them winning the series, so cool, but also, fuck India.
Good to see India still can't help themselves when it comes to shithouse behaviour. Lol if they think they can walk away without consequence in terms of the result. Shame as its been a good series and they're a bit more likeable than they have been historically.
Meanwhile Yorkshire have decided to use everybody talking about the test to slip out their report on the racism stuff which I'm sure is just coincidence and they're not trying to bury bad news.
They were trying to get the 5th Test cancelled pre-series to help with IPL preparation, it's an obvious lie. There is no covid outbreak.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
All the Indian players tested negative yesterday. How on earth is it possible to get the Test cancelled simply down to "fears" of coronavirus? Oh, and by the way you win the series 2-1. Complete farce, and like Jimmy says, no surprise as the IPL is due to restart in 9 days.
If this is the protocol, we should have cancelled the last 3 Tests in India because we had "fears". 1-0 win away, cracking job chaps.
Shame, but was probably coming as it's said he basically hates modern cricket, and if it makes more room for Butcher in the A team then so be it.
Edged and gone.
Does that apply to test cricket as well, Jimmy? Or just generally the direction the game is heading in?
I'll miss him either way. A voice like a warm bath.
This (and its subsequent parts) is a good watch if you didn't see it at the time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8oMbsglKG0
I once walked past him on the stairs at Trent Bridge and fuck me, you know he's there.
Yeah I saw those and they were great.
Has A Presence, does he?
What are the rules here then?
Never seen that before.
This Cox chap is having some sort of evening in the field.
That flummoxed me as well (I was in the ground so dunno what they said on TV). My best guess was they somehow deemed DBD to be part of taking the catch, even though as far as I could see he was but an entertaining sideshow.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
Bumble thought they got it wrong, and I think on balance they did. I think that sort of daisy-chain effect is possible in terms of turning a catch into a 6, but they seemed to be suggesting that the person touching the fence had to be doing so whilst in some way assisting the catch, rather than trying to slide tackle the catcher.
I didnt see it live so figured I would post it.
Thats out for me.
Catch is safe as houses miles before any contact. Daft really.
I understand why they've done it, and I don't have a better solution myself, but I really hate the term 'batter'.
Also, as a somewhat casual observer, what the fuck has happened to the County Championship and how long has this current format been in existence?
Since covid, and not for much/any longer.
I hate 'batter' too, don't see why 'batsman' couldn't be gender neutral, but if they have to insist I'd rather 'bat'.
'England bat Heather Knight'. Yeah, I think it works. Ship long since sailed though as it marries up with anodyne coach-speak.
Batter is for fish and sausages.
What the fuck is wrong with batsman in men’s cricket and batswoman in women’s cricket? Fucking spastics.
Having been denied by a team doing the same to them a few years back [Middelsex and Essex?] it'll be interesting if Somerset are good sports and go for [read: try to lose] whatever target they are set by Warwickshire tomorrow.
They probably will. No one likes northerners.