I’d happily take that gig.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
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I’d happily take that gig.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
"St. Helens amazon-affiliate magnate to fund Garden Soccer Super League."
'Haydock man builds personal covid test station.'
This is either the sneakiest anti-tramp measure ever or an Irish joke brought to life.
Someone should tell them wheelchairs come in all shapes and sizes.
Surely they can just park beside a normal bench
It's anti homeless. 100%
Yeah, she's Fine Gael. It's deffo anti-homeless despite how much they love creating homeless people.
I can't remember the last time I saw any homeless person picking a park bench. It's always a shop entrance or somewhere with an overhang.
Top or Bottom
Bottom.
Yeah, Putin is definitely hacking the 9.17 to Stourbridge.Quote:
A West Midlands Trains spokesperson said: “We take cybersecurity very seriously. We run regular training and it’s important to test your resilience.
“The design of the email was just the sort of thing a criminal organisation would use – and thankfully it was an exercise without the consequences of a real attack.
"It says Kremlin on the front, mate."
They do that at our place. Never anything as cruel as that, but they once sent a fake email about the pension scheme with a dodgy looking link on it that you were supposed to be on the ball and report.
The result has since been that whenever anything gets emailed legitimately about the pension scheme it's becomes this running joke to report it as a scam en-masse, to the extent where subsequent emails get sent out saying "please stop doing this", which then obviously also get reported as a scam. :D
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57050690
"My business is murder but I'm not out to hurt anyone."Quote:
"Our goal is to make money and not creating problems for society," DarkSide wrote on its website.
That 4 year old has done well.
Might be time to consider David Hockney for next year's death pool.
It's the dropped s that makes it truly shit.
David Hockney has #MeToo Hall of Famer written all over him, but the art market might have to collapse first.
All art is shit.
Big statues, though!
Eid Mubarak to one and all. The vids coming out are literally reliving Nazi Germany but with camera phones I reckon. Some absolute savagery going on. Might head down to London this weekend given the clubs are still shut to shout Allahuakbar a few times and piss on a holocaust memorial for some bants.
Me, Boydy, John and Jimmy should start a Barbershop Quartet.
Not sure whether to feel like the title of that list is a laughable typo or if maybe there just aren't any sexy British accents.
Glaswegian isn't even the sexiest Scottish accent so God knows how it's on there as third and Essex is about as sexy as a DIY vasectomy.
At this point I have no idea what my accent actually is.
If this was a proper Tory government they'd have started clamping down on things like the Geordie accent by now. We shouldn't have to live on the same island as that load of made up rubbish.
I could more easily believe that was a list of the top ten most grating accents.
These surveys are always done on a best case scenario. Thick accents anywhere are brutal.
Third Akehurst brother popped up.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1fwjgkWQAEteMJ.jpg
Our Luke.
:D that's incredible
:happycry:
That anti-Semitism convoy through wherever it was looked like a decent day out. Elsewhere, gutted for Jeremy Corbyn, the world's unluckiest anti-racism campaigner, giving his speech next to a fifteen foot inflatable with horns and a massive nose. Where do you get those from, and, assuming it wasn't made this week, who has one ready to go?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/...first-24154374
He's just trolling now.
:D
I wonder how much you'd have to sit speaking to your baby about their grandma for those to be the first words (which they obviously weren't.)
We should start a poll to vote on what Pepe should try and get his newborn to say first.
I will accept the results of the poll.
'B-B-B-B... Bui... Bui... Build the... W-W-W-W...'
Build's a shit first word. Narcos. Go with that.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch
Lol at this Primrose Hill closure story. Glad to have played my part in the war against these priveleged cunts by taking their child's bike.
I wonder how long it'll take little Archie to utter "Dodi Al Fayed."
"Uncle" James Hewitt.
"Aw, his first air quotes!"
That cable car story is proper nightmare fuel.
I went in a cable car once (well, twice including coming back down) and I won't be in a massive rush to do it again.
We did the one across the Thames once and that was bad enough.