Word. Although I dunno how my dad did all those years operating bandsaws without losing thumbs or worse.
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Word. Although I dunno how my dad did all those years operating bandsaws without losing thumbs or worse.
My dad's mate had some dodgy sideline bringing fairly standard fare from Cumbria down to London in a van and selling it for a high mark up as 'fresh Cumbrian meat' for a while, made a fortune.
You sure he wasn't a gigolo?
Beano lad do you know anyone who isn't a lowlife?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lofty
:lol:
That's nothing I know a lad who's fetish is being abused by text and called a bitch, threatened, insulted and bullied into buying other lads trainers. As in it culminates in him delivering new trainers to the texter's house, ringing the doorbell and running off. Presumably he wanks himself silly when the trainers are collected.
In short, no.
Hahahha fucking hell
How the fuck do you even figure out if that's your fetish?
I could do with a new pair of Vans. I was going to get some on Saturday, but if he wants to drop some round I'll be happy to call him a maggot and spit in his hair or what evs.
I just asked about him in a group chat and after initial static one lad said he had 3 pairs of new trainers off him this year, the other lad who pretended to not know what I was on about then admitted recently when he couldnt get a taxi he got a lift off this guy but the price was standing on his back in his bare feet. When he sensed initial reluctance he offered to accept him standing on his hands instead as the fare :D
If he doesn't end up a victim of Modern Slavery it'll be a miracle (and probably a shame because it sounds like he'd enjoy it).
Paid a man to mount my new TV on the wall this morning and he’s done a shite job. Literally the only positive I can say is at least he didn’t break my telly.
Went to a wedding yesterday with a load of people I hate and couldn’t even drink cos I was driving. Got to about 9pm and I couldn’t be arsed pretending and just went and sat on my own and looked at my phone for half an hour and then left.
Works so goddamn busy right now but rather than being motivated to smash it, my drive is at zero.
Consider me overwhelmed, fed up and pissed off.
The TV is so disappointing. :mad:
What sort of manlet needs to bring in another man to mount a TV?
The geezer he hired, apparently. :baz:
He was booked to come and chase all the wires in the wall and replaster it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
He was just a waste of time.
Why are club sandwiches always bad. It’s a toasted sandwich with bacon and chicken in it and they somehow fuck it up.
On a similar note, Curry Pot Noodles now have no heat to them. I'm not happy.
There was a place near the office for my last job which did brilliant club sandwiches, including specials which were hit or miss but they did some bangers.
Also made one myself recently. Worth the minor faff. :nodd:
I didn’t realise they were a thing.
What, you'd never seen or heard of a club sandwich??
I thought it was the way it’s cut into 4 triangles that made it one.
I couldn't have told you what a club sandwich was but I am of course aware of chicken and bacon as well as the concept of triangles.
I think of it as being the double layer that's the thing, and while it seems that's a more modern invention I'd wager that's what most people (here, at least) would think of. And am genuinely surprised that it's not just a thing everyone's aware of.
I can't remember having a bad club sandwich.
WhatsApp better be fucking back by morning.
I stopped eating pot noodles at 16.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
Why? Who are you missing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Brutal.Quote:
Noodle mix (96%): Dried noodles (69%) [WHEAT flour (contains calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), palm oil, salt, firming agents (potassium carbonate, sodium carbonates)], maltodextrin, WHEAT flour, sweetcorn, potassium chloride, flavour enhancers (monosodium glutamate, disodium inosinate, disodium guanylate), flavourings (contain MILK), sugar, skimmed MILK powder, palm fat, salt, onion powder?, yeast powder (contains WHEAT, BARLEY), mushrooms (0.4%), herbs (chives, sage), potato starch, mushroom juice concentrate, acid (citric acid). Sauce sachet (4%): Soy sauce [water, soy sauce (SOYBEANS, WHEAT), salt, molasses, sugar, acid (acetic acid)].
Yep. I can't say I enjoy them. I just need something at that exact point in time.
It has mushrooms in it. One of your 5 a day. Tick.
And the worst peas money can buy.
MSG :drool:
Fry an egg and stick it on some cous cous with tabasco if you need something in under 5 mins and save getting Chinese Restaurant Syndrome/Yellow Fever.
Bombay Badboys are great.
Browsing the internet at work. The amount of ads is incredible. I can't imagine that there are people that do this all the time.
Between ads and cookie notifications it’s gone to fuck.
Yeah those fucking cookies are killing me. Can't wait for an addon that can bypass that BS.
YouTube seems to have drastically increased its adverts recently.
I've been paying to get rid of them on Youtube for a couple of months now and it's worth every penny of the £11.99 they charge.
Do people not just use adblock?
I do, but not on my work computer. It was Youtube that reminded me of this. No, I am not going to skip three videos before watching what I came to watch. I will just close the window instead.
I don’t think safari has an ad blocker and I pay for the ad free YouTube anyway.
I've got Youtube set up on various TV's and consoles in the house and while I understand there is a way to restrict adds on those platforms too, I can't be arsed with the fucking about. Plus, I watch it loads so doesn't seem too unfair I pay for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
What the fuck are you watching on youtube for £11.99 a month to be value?
Haul try ons.
Loads of stuff. There's some quality content on there if you stumble upon it and no, I'm not talking about conspiracy wank.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don
I watch more YouTube than anything else.
Have we got a thread for the best Youtube channels?
I watch loads of Youtube these days and the amount of ads is mental now.
There's always two (sometimes you can't skip the first) and they seem to be every 5-10 minutes.
Indeed, it's proper brain damage inducing stuff.