If I know Deadly Dom as well as I think I do, he will be firing out some truly egregious shite online during the next 3-5 days and it will be a glorious week.
They will then go on to govern quite well.
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If I know Deadly Dom as well as I think I do, he will be firing out some truly egregious shite online during the next 3-5 days and it will be a glorious week.
They will then go on to govern quite well.
They need to publish a book of all these masterpieces.
Those are worse than loljesus.
What the fuck is that gearbox from?
Fair play that's a good one.
This maybe?
https://cdn3.volusion.com/nzfzp.aykw...che=1420291474
EDIT: No, doesn't match.
I mean it would be hard to govern worse than spunking £100m advertising a Brexit date that didn't happen and several more million on a ferry fiasco but then we all know Labour are fiscally irresponsable. At least Bozza will be able to play hardball with the political heavyweights post Brexit like he did with Piers Morgan and Andrew Neil...
If Labour don't respond with a 'don't put Britain in Reverse' advert, then they don't even want to win.
Labour already won and ended the online trolling with their ‘Spotify Wrapped’ Tweet.
Something that a C2 in the midlands would drive. Forklift truck?Quote:
What the fuck is that gearbox from?
I just went to Labour's twitter to see what that spotify tweet was. And then I saw the top Tory quotes one.
Fuck it, lads. You have my attention. :D
Maybe a forklift in a very very big warehouse. What's between a van and a forklift?
You're all overthinking it. It's just easier to draw, I can't find the one from that angle but it's like the 4th picture on shutterstock when you search for gearbox
https://i.imgur.com/zxCskWL.png
A forklift will have two (three if you count reverse) gears tops.
http://forkliftlicenseguide.com/blog...klift-controlsQuote:
Forklift Directional Controls – This basically works just like the transmission of a car. If you want to park the car, you put it in “P” or park, if you want to drive the car, you put it in “D” or drive, and you want to reverse, you switch the transmission lever to “R.” But forklift directional control has only three positions, forward, neutral and reverse. Forklift directional controls can be steering column mounted or foot operated.
Looks like forklifts work like automatics, but maybe it is different over there. We need to investigate this further.
There isn't any car gearbox that looks like that so it must be from some kind of larger vehicle, but the stick is too short to be from a lorry.
Maybe it's the Brexit bus? Someone should find out where it's parked. Big numbers on the side. Can't miss it.
Stunning news just days before the election: Lord Buckethead has fought and lost a copyright claim against his identity and will instead be standing as Count Binface.
https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/co...tuency-1335042
It happened weeks ago...
Jelly and Ice Cream when Boris loses his seat in Uxbridge.
Not a chance of that. Labour topped out in 2017.
Swinson to lose her seat is not impossible.
Wor Boris taking one for the team and Priti Patel becoming Prime Minister could conceivably add to the general shit fit.
I really hope she does. I don't know what it is about her but she strikes me as evil. Every time I see her I just focus on her eyes whilst hoping she shuts her gob.
EDIT: As a side note, Labour are 8/11 for Alyn & Deeside. It was the same in the last election as we're mainly Labour and it didn't change then and it won't change this time round either. Conservatives are 11/10 but it simply won't happen. Chaps round here tend to stick with what they know despite saying otherwise.
I think my favourite thing in this campaign has been people on twitter earnestly lolling at the dogshit graphic design used by the Tories. Don't you think maybe they're being deliberately non-slick? This thought doesn't seem to cross people's minds, it's like a microcosm of why Remain has failed from 2016 onwards. They cannot conceive of a world in which sophistication is not everyone's main aim.
Patel is the only one of them all, including the knuckle draggers in the DUP, that comes across as the evil in its purest form.
Reckon Gove would be caretaker PM if Boris croaked in Uxbridge but the Tories still won (pretty much an impossible scenario as if they lost there, they would lose in general).
Either that or they could immediately make him Lord Johnson and he can be PM from there.
https://i.imgur.com/jkrCRGM.png
Do you think she ever reads back any of this and thinks, 'God I really do make myself look like a fucking idiot for the sole benefit of these chumps in 10 Downing St who will throw me under the bus as soon as it becomes politically expedient to them.'
Throughout the entire process 'checks' has been shorthand for stopping the van and having a rummage around, so they can't suddenly start defining it as any additional administrative bullshit.
Even if so, I'd say slightly more important to be on the straight and narrow about it than whether Corbyn WATCHES THE FUCKING QUEEN AT CHRISTMAS.
It was more that he felt the need to try and lie about watching it than the fact he goes down the shelter for a wash and a new tracksuit instead.
The debate on channel 4 yesterday was horrific. Well dodged by the Tories.
Didn't Johnson yellow out of all the debates and interviews? In fairness, if people can't see through that then they deserve him.
He did two head to heads with Corbyn and one of the other ones I think.
There are far too many of the things anyway, all absolutely dreadful, if we're going to have them it should be a single two-hour event taking place about now (not a month ago) between the three leaders putting up enough candidates to win a majority. Scots and Welsh are regional parties and until they vote themselves independent are minor factors nationally, and the Greens/Farage's loons can fuck off.
LauraK going BIG on a Tory adviser being ASSAULTED by NHS ACTIVISTS.
Here's the video of the assault
Suddenly the tweet is nowhere to be found. Fucking incredible she's allowed to keep her job.
He bottled out of the Andrew Neill one Giggles, which was pathetic.
Laura Kuenssberg is something else. She’s lost the plot.
Journos really need to get off twitter. It isn't an important arena.
I'm sure the years of work prior with the BBC had more to do with it.
Laura Kuenssberg seems to have replaced Israel/Palestine as the thing that both sets of mongs think is biased against them, so she must be alright really.
Yeah, I was going to say the only redeeming feature of this election has been the revelation that leftie twitter hates her as some sort of establishment/right-wing patsy.