Wiki agrees with me. We can start a feud over this if you're game.
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The scrotes have obtained some bangers and fireworks to amuse themselves. Wonderful.
TikTok needs to be put to death.
I tohught The 1975 were releasing a new album this Friday but apparently it's been push backed to late May and I just now realized this and I'm fucking UPSET !
Ordered some stuff on Amazon and forgot to change the delivery address so it's going to my parents' house.
I'm an idiot. :moop:
I have the opposite problem that I can't get anyone to deliver out of hours, which fucks me over as I am, remarkably, not here during hours.
Got a sun lounger arriving (come at me, boys) I know not when, how, or by what means. It's just in Britain, in a van, somewhere, some time, not moving.
You live too close to London to be allowed a garden?
Get everything delivered to work.
Can't you just edit the shipping details or has it already shipped etc?
Get your cousin to pick it up for you.
We need some good lockdown moans
- Families walking / cycling side by side so they block the pavement ahead of you. You never did this shit when life was normal. Fuck off.
- The six foot rule leading to people really, really trying to avoid each other when passing.
- The checkout lad whose sole small talk is "Are you doing anything nice this weekend/today/tonight?"
Is there a way to set up a keyword email alert for crowdfunded stuff I might be interested in backing, on sites like indiegogo and Kickstarter? I’ve only just learned about a book I definitely would have backed.
Incidentally, does anyone in the US wanna buy and send me this book and not charge me ridiculous amounts (double the price of the item) for shipping, please? :rosebud:
Isn’t shipping from US->UK like $15? They’re trying to charge closer to $75. :sick: Gimme a number, total.
At the moment US to UK air freight is around 4 times as much as usual, no one will find it cheaper than that.
Checking in USPS Jim is right. The basic flat rate stuff is between $37 and $65.
It’s likely they are having to select the specific flat rate type that’s on the higher end to get the book in there.
My upstairs neighbours seem to be doing some sort of workout that includes a lot of jumping about.
Would shipping be cheaper? It'd take about 7 years, but might be worth a look.
Probably quicker to get a squadron of monkeys with typewriters and wait for them to happen upon the full text.
Just read it to him over Zoom or something.
Granted. That's why I said it'd take 7 years.
I'd get Bruh to buy it and read it to me via skype, personally.
I'm actually a very engaging reader of words.
It’s a comic so you’d have to keep patronisingly twizzling it to show me the pictures.
If you downloaded a copy then you could look at the pictures while he reads out the words. Sorted.
Omg genius.
I've come to really hate those filler shots of interviewers where they have to nod manically as the interviewee is talking.
Your kid must really want this comic.
I hate when my friends send me random fuckin internet videos.
"(so and so) shared a video."
Bitch i do not care about this shit man leave me the fuck alone.
The ceremony of having to throw [crying laughter emoji]s about like confetti at the incessant memes and shit being flung around is tiresome but you gotta still value it given the circumstances. The thought they put into ticking your name when they mass-forwarded the shite soothes the soul.
That emoji isn't showing for me but it is the crying laughing one?
If it is, you can fuck away off again, Taz.
Edit: so it is.
Listen yeah, you do what you gotta to oil the wheels, be it work senior colleagues or random birds from apps. This ain't no time to take a stance. Feel the love, baby.
Some of the shit-tier middle aged memes being put into our work WhatsApp group make me wonder about otherwise sound colleagues.
You've got to remember that on TTH we are the absolute elite among cynics. Most people find any old shite funny.
There's one guy in my work whatsapp who shares far too much shite. The rest aren't too bad though.
Most of the stuff I get in groups is funny but this evening I was presented with some yoke to the elbow in her hole. It will take a while to unsee.
Can’t believe you haven’t forwarded that to us in The Group, Gigz.
I'm in a 'group' chat with 2 of the lads at work. I love the pair of them, they're the only decent thing about the place, but one of them is a 50 year old Irishman who is the definition of 'yer da' and the other is a 25 year old that hasn't posted anything but crying laughing emojis at the lads Memes for about a month.
Sometimes I wish I could just enjoy things.
Did I ever share all the 'Praise Jesus' memes I got from my (long time, presumably jailed sometime after he tried to set me up in a sting) coke dealer.
I got some formulation of one of these, twice a week for the entire time I interacted with him.
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Decided to order from my local Italian place. Fancied some pasta, they don't serve meatballs.
House of Games. Fuck off.