I like the time when Charlie tried to start an edgier band that got nowhere.
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I like the time when Charlie tried to start an edgier band that got nowhere.
I've heard a few people say they were good, so he must have got somewhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E
The only thing GS and I ever agreed on :drool:
Only Ellie Goulding is more annoying than that thundercunt.
The shampoo ad with her can get to fuck.
Obligatory 'This doesn't really belong in here but'
Why is cornflour the only flour that comes in a box?
Porridge in a box is another one like quakers. It's just a complete shambles trying to pour it out.
What is it that Homepride comes in? A tub?
Porridge can at least claim kinship with cereal so it gets away with it, cornflour comes in a box with a bag inside.
All porridge is the same, so if you are paying extra for the box you deserve the difficulty.
I’m at a very rowdy all-you-can-eat sushi place and I just got an ENTIRE pitcher of sake spilled on me ffs
Sushi :sick:
I went to an all-you-can-eat sushi once, but it only lasted 105 minutes, they only served four plates at a time and it was purposely slow service. Nowhere near a proper test and its something that needs to get dealt with because I reckon I could put away a few hundred quid of sushi in one sitting.
All you can eat sushi sounds rubbish. The cheap stuff is a waste of time.
Sushi is only middling anyway at the best of times so might as well have a heap of it.
My mum is the queen of catastrophising. She's in France and just messaged me to say 'In case it crashes, I'm on the xx.xx flight from Paris.' Who does that?
Emiliano Sala.
18/19 year old dickhead Americans (I could just say Americans tbh), they're taking over the casino the last few days. I had to overhear a couple of 'chicks' (Better Boydy?) talking about how 'Bryce' and 'English' got into a fist fight OMG.
Today there was a drunk 18 year old who was telling people he goes to Auburn 'Cam Newton, you know Cam Newton? He went to Auburn and I almost met him'. He was also telling people that someone pushed him when taking a piss and wanted TO THROW DOWN as he was from some other university (maybe he was Bryce or English) and thought he was HARD.
Introduce yourself.
'English' as a name?
Challenge him to a throw down.
What is this holiday?
I'm not sure that is any better, no.
Mahow needs to show these doucherockets what's up.
Getting ready to go out for a meal and was shaving my head like I've done dozens of times before. For some reason my hand spazzed out and I've left myself with an inch long gash above my eyebrow - we need to leave in 10 and it's comically spurting out blood. #baldproblems
I nicked my ear and lip in the one shave the other day. I keep forgetting the trimmers can do you.
The way to avoid that is to cling onto any remaining hair until the bitter end, as I plan to do.
Combover all the way.
I always nick myself shaving. I think I have paper-thin skin.
I can't have a clean shave because it rips my neck to shreds. I've tried everything. Expensive razors, electric razors, posh oils, creams and foams. I still spend half the day stinging and end the week with an obscene amount of in growing hairs.
Aye, my neck and chin always gets it. There's one spot that doesn't even get close, either. I can't stubble or beard up as it looks too scruffy. The gray that's coming in just hammers that home.
I get rashes around adams apple after using my beard trimmer. Dead set looks like im into choking myself every saturday morning.
I hate shaving and I have tried all types of methods. Safety razors are the best by a wide margin.
Who shaves their hips?
:D
I find it quite amusing that you think I am a hipster.
But back to razors: I tried disposables, electric ones, more disposables, the most expensive electric I could find. The safety razor beats them all. I have very little facial hair though, so maybe that makes a difference.
5 O'clock shadow coverage makes shaving a nightmare.
My TV seems to have decided that it can't be fucked anymore.
It keeps turning itself off and back on again every 1-5 minutes, the more I try to use it the more frequent it is. I've also tried to reset the whole thing but every time I open the menu it chimps out.
Mahow have you tried turning it off and then on again? It sounds very simple but it often works with these things.
The problem seems to be that it does that on its own.