Aye but surely they have a ton of other type of shit, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Queenslander
It can't be ALL child fucking. Shit actually it probably is.
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Aye but surely they have a ton of other type of shit, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Queenslander
It can't be ALL child fucking. Shit actually it probably is.
The IPA have set up a fund to pay for his legal fees.
https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/wa/...55650bd9cc7232
IPA
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inst...Public_Affairs
Edit: Rupert Murdoch is a notable IPA bloke.
Wealth and power as well, probably.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
You can't just tell someone you don't know that well that they make disgusting noises when they eat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
Wouldn't they want to know so that they can alter their ways?
Mimic him for a while.
He'll either get really conscious about it or tell you to shut up and you can tell him about his habits.
No-one is changing their ways past the age of 28.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
If you want to nonce kids, you become a Catholic. If you want to be violent, you convert to Islam.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
That's not to say that the majority of either religion are that way, but they have become so linked to noncing and violence that those so inclined jump on board and make the issue worse.
It's not as if the Muslims aren't also partial to a bit of noncing, albeit of a different style.
It wasnt the smartest idea to ask man to become celibate and put them around children all day. Fuck religion.
Noncing happens in any closed-off environment. Boarding schools, football academies, the Catholic church, you name it. Subject matter not important, you just need an available supply of kids and a position of trust or a lack of scrutiny.
Foster homes as well. That also happens a fair bit down here.
Sky News have gone on the front foot all day claiming some lefty conspiracy. John Howard put his name to some bullshit character thingy as some sort of good bloke gesture. Between this and the billions of dollars worth of kickbacks to donors and former MPs that has surfaced the Liberals are going to be in opposition for 10+ years...
Tom and Pippa would never bugger anyone!Quote:
Originally Posted by Queenslander
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:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
You definitely can. Would you tell somebody if they had a bogey hanging out their nose? It might be a bit awkward, but it's best for all involved to get this kind of thing out there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
I hope he makes it worse by going, "Om, nom, nom, nom." like a true mouthbreather. Or he laughs heartily and spits it out.
Im now getting these adds on Youtube. My search history must be suprising.
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Why yes elderly neighbours, I am aware that I'm my washing car in the rain and no, I do not need you to sidle up and deliver your carefully crafted little quip about 'never getting it dry in this'. It's called: This is the time I have free in which to do this so this is when it's happening.
I hope they said "you can do mine next". It's always hilarious when people say that.
'Atleast you'll save money on your water bill'.
Working in a bank I must have this exchange at least once a week:
"hi, can i help?"
"YOU GOT ANY FREE SAMPLES ?? AHAH"
It doesn't annoy me though, there's something about those shit predictable jokes that's quite...I dunno, reassuring and comforting. Like a blanket.
You should print a bunch of fivers with your face on them and start giving them out as samples.
Tell him you'll consult your manager, put them on hold for 30 minutes and then disconnect.
https://youtu.be/Af86I5Er_Mc
Make them saucy, Igor.
All decent suggestions lads, but I think I'm pretty good at bringing the bantz professionally as it is.
FOUR TIMES I've managed to input the correct sort code and account number but an incorrect reference for a customer paying a bill! First three times it was a non existent reference so was easily retrieved from holding accounts from the respective companies with a smallish phone call, but the fourth time I managed to get the credit card number for somebody else entirely! How we laughed.
Management could barely contain their mirth after I had to spend most of two days on the phone to the random recipient of my error and the credit card company, and after they had to pay comp to both the original person who i failed to pay the bill for, and the person i accidentally paid.
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Originally Posted by Danny
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Snow is starting to burst across the country now and I've a fucking flight tomorrow :moop:
one of the facebook pages I follow is basically a Orlando based Man United supporters group. It's a decent trip on a Saturday morning to one of the pubs downtown to watch the game with fellow Utd folk blah blah blah.
Anyways, today someone posted a video of them walking into OT and it opening up to the pitch or what have you.... Shit I could only dream of at the moment.
Go down to the comments someone posts
"Ah fuck I love that they were playing Tears for Fears lad... GIGGS WILL TEAR YOU APART AGAIN!"
And I think wait... what? Grab the headphones and sure enough it's the Smiths.
Sigh.
This is the kind of post I wish manc sean was around to violently react to.Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
So close. :happycry:Quote:
Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
:lol:
Think that might be one of those elusive triple-tiered jokes
:p
I thought that, so I decided to sleep on it in case it was.Quote:
Originally Posted by mugbull
Life would be so much better if Morrissey and Ian Curtis swapped bands.
why the FUCK isn't Year 3000 by Busted not on Apple Music
this is bullshit
Man Utd bought the rights to it when they used it for 'Ryan Giggs Running Down The Wing'.
In about 6-7 years when the Nostalgia Wheel hits Busted, I might have to leave the country.
Apparently they just released an album not too long ago ironically.
Did you miss the McBusted tour Jimmy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Does that add extra time to the nostalgia wheel or is it irrelevant and we'll just celebrate the classics?
I heart busted.
New album is good.
I have one llama ffs, not 100.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
They seemed more popular with 11 year old children than llamas tbf. I think Westlife was more their scene.
My mrs went to see them and it's one of the few times I've firmly put my foot down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
'Have you heard Busted and McFly are touring toge...'
TAKE YOUR FUCKING SISTER.
I did the same but it was sitting seats for Avril Lavigne about 3 albums past her peak.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Word is that GS still have the Sk8er Boi single in his car.
Avril Lavigne is amazing.
She was by far the worst one out of all of them.
Busted and McFly were perfectly serviceable for school girls with their non threatening boys charisma, but the songs were fucking shit.
The only pop band I really like from that era is Girls Aloud. Xenomania (the song writing team) are great. Biology is possibly the best pop song of the entire noughties.