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Going to bed. Look forward to waking up a to new era tomorrow, where everything is the same.
Strong offering from C4.
Sad times as this is the death of my near 10 year running prediction for Jeremy Cunt to be PM. Had virtually every other job.
Has anyone ever done the grand slam or all the major offices of state?
Kwarteng, Dorries, Cable & Widdecombe on Channel 4. Christ.
I saw Widdecombe and reached for the garlic. Somehow only 76.
Jim Callaghan is the only one.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
Those I can just about live with, people from Gogglebox I cannot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Manc
Widdecombe is probably, on balance, the least attractive person in the world. The voice alone is enough to set my stomach on edge. Add the face and her opinions and, well...
BBC it is.
Not sure I've looked forward to an exit poll more.
Eugh. Jeremy Vine.
Farage channelling his inner Partridge in that blazer.
Baz's bet a cracker after all.
Lend us a tenner Baz.
Slightly disappointed that they ended up with 130 odd
Fascism in 2029 with that 13 seat foothold.
Well well well
Hopefully. lmao at the Scottish separatists.
Yep. Farage will be Conservative leader by then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Should have let Covid rip.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
Yeah, I feel the same. Starmer's majority if that poll is reasonably accurate won't even be larger than Blair's first term.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
lol well played Baz!
Why are BBC creaming themselves over 410? Some of the polls in the last week had them over 500. 410 is hardly groundbreaking considering you’re up against this Tory party.
Look at the face on Sturgeon what a cunt.
As we're seeing across Europe it's seemingly what happens when you label everyone racist. You're doing similar by labelling reform as fascists.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Love to see where these 13 Reform seats are...
Tories probably have enough to see off Nigel.
Only a narrow error in the poll would smash those small party numbers down.
I was hoping for a complete meltdown, so I may well go to bed now instead of pulling an all nighter.Quote:
Originally Posted by 7om
I suspect the vote shares will suggest that, in spite of everything else, the Conservative Party could have stood a chance if only they could have resisted the urge to piss on their voters and double net migration.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
Is Nadine Dorries really 67? Phwoar.
Nice to see Ian Duncan Smith has as much chance of holding onto his seat as I have of packing a TOTY.
God this hitlist of wankers who are going to lose their seats is amazing. Fire them all into the ocean.
I've just been googling people's ages for the last 20 minutes. Emily Maitlis only 53, I had her ten years older.Quote:
Originally Posted by -james-
Steve Baker's mid-life crisis was all for nothing.
Margin of error in there though for a lot of Tory seats you would imagine it won’t take much for that to be out by 15/20 seats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
Plus 170 is fucking huge from where they were 5 years ago, basically should mean as long as he isn’t a combination of Boris/Truss/Sunak in the first 5 years we should be heading for 10 years of Labour.
Well yeah, but they had a toxic shitbag in charge 5 years ago, plus the Tories have spent the intervening period imploding at every opportunity. 170 is the very least it should be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke Emia
Look at all those Tory seats in Scotland. Bottled it, lads.
The tories are bracing themselves for Sunak to fuck off.
Mandelson is completely mis-representing what's happened here.
Have Channel 4 just grabbed the nearest passer by with a Scottish accent?
Wes Streeting is gross.
Hate these gimps in the North East racing to count first. I would just ignore the coverage from up there.
Reform potentially getting more seats than the SNP is properly lol.
Reform should promise a Referendum for England to leave the Union at the next Election.
I would love to batter Alastair Campbell.
Just properly smash his face into pieces until I had to stop because I couldn't breathe.
Think the conservative might hang on here, too close to call though. His vote has obviously held up well seeing as the electoral calculus had Lib Dems getting 60% of the vote. It'll be 150 years of unbroken Tory rule if he hangs on.
My man in Wimbledon looks like he might have won off the exit poll, so that's at least one decent Lib Dem. Probably the only one.
Kwarteng suggesting the Tories could have gone as low as 55. Check him in to an asylum.
u ok lewis hun
No. The far right rises when people's material needs are not being met and no one in the mainstream seems to want to meet them. Look at what Labour were offering - fuck all. The FN and Afd in France and Germany are most certainly far right/fascist and Reform very much fit that too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
Did you see the undercover stuff channel 4 did on them? If you watched that and thought Reform aren't far right or fascist then frankly there's no hope for you or the country.
I genuinely don't understand how a single person in this country can look at what the Tories have done and still go out to vote for them.
Then again, I don't understand why anyone who voted for them in the last election has suddenly changed their mind now, given they were just as incompetent and disgusting for their entire tenure prior to that election.
The preliminary vote shares look like the Conservative Party simply shot itself in the head. Good for Deliveroo obviously but you have to wonder why they never saw it coming.