Andrew fighting back the tears.
Rehab ahoy.
Printable View
Andrew fighting back the tears.
Rehab ahoy.
This procession is not as good as the one the other day.
That had a real sombre/portentous feeling.
Whoever turned up from Saudi Arabia it looks like they've been put right at the back round the corner.
You'd think that briefcase they gave Charles would've secured the first couple of rows.
I don't think I've ever concentrated on walking like I did not wanting to fall down the stairs in Westminster Hall, so these lads who have been on coffin duty must be going a mile a minute.
Lovely bit of brass there. Song was good too.
Leave Josie alone, unless she is forced to start an OnlyFans in which case I agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Religion really is dreary isn't it.
Aye, I don't miss it.
I wonder how many of us attended a C of E. Bored me to absolute tears.
I did. This shit gets more dreadful every time.
I work in a Catholic school and it's a strong faith school, so church has become second nature over the past five years.
Will we see her get lowered into the ground and Charles chuck some dirt on top?
If you do you might have to hang around until mid-afternoon.
Deep England.
Do these people know which version they're meant to be signing? It doesn't sound like it.
I have never, ever heard the second verse before.
I quite enjoyed that. The fancy dress and the tunes mostly. The church nonces can fuck off.
This organ outro is absolutely brutal mind.
The one thing the bead-rattlers get right about religion in this day and age is that it should be all uniforms and bollocks. Part of being a Big Club is acting like one. Tomorrow the Church of England will go back to jeans, trannies, and wondering why nobody turns up anymore.
There was an anti-abortion rally around here not too long ago. A bunch of young men wearing some badass uniforms and carrying banners that looked straight out of a medieval battlefield. I can see how some would be convinced to join that.
Same as wrestling. It should be roided meat heads and freaks. Instead they’re all wet wipes now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Part of the problem though is that people can't or won't maintain those high standards consistently, especially in this day and age, and dare I say post-Covid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Our Father is quite harsh with a lot of part-time parishioners.
That's a good comparison. Maintain kayfabe. Don't expose the business.Quote:
Originally Posted by 7om
Or your cock in the case of Andrew.
Be pretty funny if Charles drops dead next week.
We would get another bank holiday. :youpi:
Yeah, but we'll get two out of him if he lasts, one for the coronation and one for the death. Got to play the long game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bam
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex
Good thinking.
Its the absolute pits.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cord
Who's the actual giant in this procession?
I'm not watching but is it David Morgan-Hewitt, the original absolute unit?
"The last glimpse of the famous balcony for the Queen."
Huw, she can't glimpse anything.
It's not him but fuck me he's big.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
He's front left of the procession pulling the cart thing [as you look at it head on], in a mourning suit. Looks about seven foot tall.
Barron Trump.
The proliferation of American-style cheering is one of the very worst post-1997 developments.
Things you shouldn't yell at a funeral procession: "Woo!"
I enjoyed that whole thing. I feel like we’ve watched something quite special there. Brexit Britain does it again.
Only caught a few mins of it at various points but it looked like a really historic event.
https://i.imgur.com/9YzZI5r.png
The King and Queen of Bhutan topping the dress code at the minute.
I went to a Catholic school and did work experience there, and much to my eternal shame I sorta got a bit anti-religious teenage edgelord. Well, to the extent of saying to the teacher I was shadowing something like "er, actually hearing all that hellfire and brimstone stuff being taught to young kids is...a bit weird isn't it" and she was like no it isn't. Fair enough. Okay i hope you enjoyed my story.Quote:
Originally Posted by ScousePig
At one point I came up with a magnificent theory in my own head about how Catholicism came to be like it is via generations of priesthood being sexually repressed and therefore needing to (literally) wank over the Virgin Mary. I honestly can't remember the logical steps involved, but I'm usually right about these things, and even if I'm wrong, it's the Catholic Church so who cares.
What no way.Quote:
Originally Posted by igor_balis
It appears to be this lad. I hope WWE are watching with a Big Ben/Tower of London gimmick ready to go.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
Did we send government people or the equivalent?
He can be in a tag team with Lofty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Lofty, dressed like Giant Haystacks, calling himself the 'Windscale Pile'.
Miggledy and Micheál were both there, I believe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
:D
Some of those horses look twitchy as fuck.