I'm pretty sure if you look in the background of some of those David revolutionary epics you can see Tyler Hamilton cruising along with a glass of bubbly.
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I'm pretty sure if you look in the background of some of those David revolutionary epics you can see Tyler Hamilton cruising along with a glass of bubbly.
They will reduce it to whichever two stages favour a French rider.
Why do so many shit on toilet seats then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Guernsey announced a case today. We fucking merk them in everything. Rugby, football, beaches, health, banter, everything.
Their slitty bumholes spray it everywhere.
And they will still lose to a plucky Brit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
I should think all the plucky Brits will be staying indoors given that this virus will disproportionately affect asthmatics.
The woman who has it here brought it back from Tenerife. Apparently she has a 6th form age son who didn't go on holiday with her, but has been out on the piss at various locations all weekend so, if he has it they're going to end up shutting everything down. :face:
Kids off school for 2+ weeks is going to see more family annihilations than corona virus deaths.
Building on that, if Bradley really wants to prove his innocence he could buy a one way ticket to Hubei province and smear himself in the juice of Coronavirus victims.
Like the witch test, if he dies he was telling the truth all along.
Do they produce a juice?
One upside of sitting around all day is that I've discovered that the tank museum has its own Youtube channel, you can almost smell the leather elbow patches.
I've been trying to think what I'll do when I don't leave the flat for a month. Might finally watch the Sopranos. How many hours of that are there?
I'm not even sure it effects kids that much.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
I dunno. I stopped at episode 4. 7 series. That's got to be 21 discs, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Does it effect anyone who isn't about to die anyway?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
Well, Italy's on total lockdown. That was sudden.
The whole of Italy is on 'lockdown' now.
I read a theory earlier that its effect is perhaps proportionate to how much damage has already been done to the respiratory system it infects. It's basically Gerd Müller, but for lifelong smokers instead of loose balls in the box.
So what shares am I buying on Friday then, boys? Gotta spend my horse winnings.
Think the only buys at the moment are Andrex and Cussons.
So the bloke I work with who flew out on Saturday morning won't be coming back any time soon then and when he does he'll be self isolating.
The government are ramping up the panic good and proper here now anyway. Looking at well into next year.
Looks done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Friend in Poland said that they're liking going to close borders tomorrow.
"No more nightlife" says Italian PM Guiseppe Conte, but you can still go to work. Are the Italians really that much of a stereotype?
I got isolated for about an hour earlier at work, then everyone decided it was probably alright and we were 'de-escalated'. Probably shouldn't give any more details (or even post that) but wevs.
Just checked my box set and it's 28 discs. 85 episodes. 45 minutes each, I think. 62 hours ish?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shindig
What is the point of all the shit the government is talking about doing if you're going to preside over this:
https://www.independent.co.uk/travel...-a9387072.html
The one time we are lucky to be run by fascists. We send our incoming to detention centers and army bases.
Or did before flight bans.
Interesting listening to LeBron James saying he won't play if the NBA hold games behind closed doors.
Our Chief medical bloke is pretty convinced that our researchers are right that the majority will only get this once.
Im buying Tui. 50% down already.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
It's a risk as they may go full Thomas Cook but it has the biggest potential reward I've seen.
Be patient. We have a Mad Max phase to get through yet.
I'm in the same boat as Baz. Can't do anything until Friday at the earliest anyway.
Catching a falling knife comes to mind.
It will all come good in the end. (Holiday companies the possible exception)Quote:
Originally Posted by Queenslander
Mongolia infiltrated. Top work.
Yeah they will need to be bailed out down here (QLD).Quote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Investing in tourism weeks before half the world potentially goes into lockdown :D
Just be patient.
Biggest Gainzzzzzz. They'll be about 1p share if it all goes tits up. The scenes If they can hang in there until the recovery.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mellberg
They'll come down further. More gainz.
Knobheads burying themselves on the stockmarket would be best bit of this whole thing.
The Forest chairman, who was at the game on Friday and taking photos with the fans, has it.
You'd imagine that's it for the season then
LOL they've just cancelled our meeting to prepare for the global conference we organize once a year.
I'm going to be out of a job boys.
You mirin?Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
My thoughts exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Hopefully this 4% rise has butt-fucked some.
He's also the owner of Olympiakos, so Wolves have now requested their game on Thursday be postponed, rather than played behind closed doors.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
Klopp coating off some Argentinian ESPN journo in the champions league press conference on the coronavirus subject is quite funny.
4% is nothing with the gainz on the horizon.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
Disclaimer: I've been too lazy to even properly look into how I would go abaout buying shares, so the chances are nothing will even come of this.
What will have to happen is Euro 2020 will be postponed to 2021, and this year's seasons will be completed in June or whenever the curse is lifted.
FIFA will love UEFA turning up in their Club World Cup spot.